# Pets on The No Agenda Show Pets comes up in 98 chapters across 93 episodes of The No Agenda Show, from March 2008 to October 2026. - **Chapters:** 98 - **Episodes:** 93 - **Discussed:** March 2008 – October 2026 - **Related topics:** [Dogs](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/dogs.md), [Millennials](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/millennials.md), [Cats](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cats.md), [Austin](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/austin.md), [Carbon Footprint](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/carbon-footprint.md), [Climate Change](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/climate-change.md), [Linguistics](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/linguistics.md), [Airplane Etiquette](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/airplane-etiquette.md), [Animal Rights](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/animal-rights.md), [Animal Welfare](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/animal-welfare.md) ## Chapters 1–20 of 98 ### Dog Puke Update and Health Status - **Episode:** [1916: The Final Episode](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1916-the-final-episode.md) - **Published:** 2026-10-30 - **Time:** 3:35:49–3:36:31 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1916-the-final-episode/chapter/dog-puke-update-and-health-status.md A brief update is provided regarding a dog's health status during the recording. The animal is described as laying down and licking itself, leading to a prediction of a forthcoming puke. This serves as a short status report between donation reads. Keywords: [dog](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/dog.md), health update, puke, pet care ### John C. Dvorak Airplane Pet Peeve Regarding Snack Consumption - **Episode:** [1889: Producer's Tribute to JCD](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1889-producer-s-tribute-to-jcd.md) - **Published:** 2026-07-27 - **Time:** 7:32:33–7:33:29 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1889-producer-s-tribute-to-jcd/chapter/john-c-dvorak-airplane-pet-peeve-regarding-snack-consumption.md A classic audio clip features John C. Dvorak describing his intense annoyance with passengers who use the "fisting method" to eat peanuts on airplanes. He critiques the habit of shaking a fistful of nuts to find the "little hole" to eat from, jokingly predicting that such behavior will eventually lead to fights breaking out during flights. Keywords: [airplane etiquette](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/airplane-etiquette.md), [pet peeves](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/pet-peeves.md), [john c dvorak](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/john-c-dvorak.md), [snacks](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/snacks.md), [travel](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/travel.md) ### Airplane Etiquette and the "Fisting Nuts" Peeve - **Episode:** [1888: In The Mourning](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1888-in-the-mourning.md) - **Published:** 2026-07-24 - **Time:** 1:09:25–1:11:49 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1888-in-the-mourning/chapter/airplane-etiquette-and-the-fisting-nuts-peeve.md A classic Dvorak "pet peeve" is revisited: his intense disdain for people who eat snacks on airplanes using what he called the "fisting method." Dvorak describes the "nasty" habit of pouring nuts into a palm and shaking them into the mouth. Despite Dvorak's personal dislike for the resulting "fisting nuts" musical remix, it remained a favorite among the No Agenda audience. Keywords: [airplane etiquette](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/airplane-etiquette.md), [peanuts](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/peanuts.md), fisting, [pet peeve](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/pet-peeve.md), [jingle](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/jingle.md) ### Show Outro, Cleaning Tips, and Final Sign-off - **Episode:** [1857: Teen Takeover](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1857-teen-takeover.md) - **Published:** 2026-04-05 - **Time:** 2:24:46–2:30:11 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1857-teen-takeover/chapter/show-outro-cleaning-tips-and-final-sign-off.md John C. Dvorak provides a "Tip of the Day" regarding an enzymatic washing machine cleaner for pet owners. The hosts sign off with their traditional "Adios Mofos" catchphrase, teasing the upcoming "Grumpy Old Dames" stream and thanking their producers for another episode of media deconstruction. Keywords: washing machine cleaner, pet hair, [mimi](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/mimi.md), [end-of-show mix](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/end-of-show-mix.md), [adios mofos](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/adios-mofos.md) ### Tip of the Day, My Pet Peed, Dog Incontinence - **Episode:** [1852: Jell-No!](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1852-jell-no.md) - **Published:** 2026-03-19 - **Time:** 2:35:18–2:39:03 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1852-jell-no/chapter/tip-of-the-day-my-pet-peed-dog-incontinence.md Mimi Smith Dvorak provides the "Tip of the Day," recommending a cleaning product called "My Pet Peed" for managing pet stains and odors. She explains that she has four elderly dogs, including a 16-year-old basset hound, and uses the hydrogen peroxide-based formula to maintain her hardwood floors. The product is described as fragrance-free and effective on various surfaces. Keywords: my pet peed, [hydrogen peroxide](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/hydrogen-peroxide.md), dog care, [cleaning](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cleaning.md), basset hound ### Brian Wilson Obituary, Beach Boys Legacy - **Episode:** [1772: Op Day](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1772-op-day.md) - **Published:** 2025-06-12 - **Time:** 1:46:25–1:48:59 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1772-op-day/chapter/brian-wilson-obituary-beach-boys-legacy.md Brian Wilson, the co-founder and primary songwriter of the Beach Boys, has died at the age of 82. While mainstream obituaries focused on his singing, music historians emphasize his genius as a composer and producer, particularly on the influential album *Pet Sounds*. Wilson's work served as a primary inspiration for the Beatles' *Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band* and redefined pop music production. Keywords: brian wilson, beach boys, pet sounds, [songwriting](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/songwriting.md), [rolling stone](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/rolling-stone.md) ### Bird Flu in Cats, Raw Pet Food Warning - **Episode:** [1747: HiFi Intel](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1747-hifi-intel.md) - **Published:** 2025-03-16 - **Time:** 2:41:42–2:43:54 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1747-hifi-intel/chapter/bird-flu-in-cats-raw-pet-food-warning.md New York City health officials issued a warning after two cats contracted bird flu, leading to the death of one kitten. The infection was linked to raw chicken in "Savage Cat" brand pet food, prompting an investigation by the FDA. The incident has sparked a debate over the safety of raw diets for pets during avian influenza outbreaks. Keywords: [bird flu](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/bird-flu.md), [cats](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cats.md), raw pet food, savage cat food, [fda](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/fda.md), [euthanasia](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/euthanasia.md) ### Dog Food Reviews, Personal Pet Food Anecdote - **Episode:** [1744: EULA for Ukraine](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1744-eula-for-ukraine.md) - **Published:** 2025-03-06 - **Time:** 2:01:31–2:04:20 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1744-eula-for-ukraine/chapter/dog-food-reviews-personal-pet-food-anecdote.md One of the hosts shares an anecdote about tasting their dog's "bacon and egg" flavored cookies, finding them surprisingly palatable. The conversation touches on old tropes about elderly people eating pet food due to poverty. They discuss the variety of high-end pet treats available today, including honey yogurt and rawhide alternatives. Keywords: [dog food](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/dog-food.md), milk bone, pet nutrition, [phoebe](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/phoebe.md), bacon and eggs ### Homemade Dog Food and Pet Health - **Episode:** [1724: Boomer Mode](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1724-boomer-mode.md) - **Published:** 2024-12-26 - **Time:** 1:15:59–1:18:14 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1724-boomer-mode/chapter/homemade-dog-food-and-pet-health.md Adam Curry discusses his wife Mimi's project on making homemade dog food using table scraps. He argues that dogs were historically bred to eat human leftovers and that modern kibble may be less healthy. The conversation is interrupted by a news report warning against feeding pets raw milk due to bird flu risks. Keywords: [dog food](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/dog-food.md), pet nutrition, [raw milk](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/raw-milk.md), [bird flu](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/bird-flu.md), kibble ### Raw Pet Food Recalls and Industry Plots - **Episode:** [1724: Boomer Mode](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1724-boomer-mode.md) - **Published:** 2024-12-26 - **Time:** 1:25:50–1:28:59 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1724-boomer-mode/chapter/raw-pet-food-recalls-and-industry-plots.md A cat in Portland, Oregon, died after consuming Northwest Naturals raw pet food, which tested positive for bird flu. The hosts speculate that the sudden focus on the dangers of raw pet food might be a plot by the traditional kibble industry. They also reference a viral meme regarding immigrants and pets. Keywords: northwest naturals, pet food recall, [raw food](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/raw-food.md), [portland](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/portland.md), [haitians](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/haitians.md), [bird flu](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/bird-flu.md) ### Springfield Ohio, Haitian Immigrants, Pet Consumption Allegations - **Episode:** [1694: Gorgeous](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1694-gorgeous.md) - **Published:** 2024-09-12 - **Time:** 10:33–17:57 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1694-gorgeous/chapter/springfield-ohio-haitian-immigrants-pet-consumption-allegations.md Claims regarding Haitian immigrants consuming domestic pets in Springfield, Ohio, sparked significant debate following Donald Trump's comments during the presidential debate. While ABC News moderator David Muir cited the city manager's denial of these reports, body camera footage and resident testimonies suggest ongoing community distress. Rachel Maddow's summary of the event is criticized for misrepresenting the city manager's statement as a definitive police denial. Keywords: [springfield](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/springfield.md), [ohio](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/ohio.md), [haitians](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/haitians.md), [david muir](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/david-muir.md), [rachel maddow](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/rachel-maddow.md), pet consumption ### Host Travels to Austin and Dog Boarding - **Episode:** [1641: Lock the Clock](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1641-lock-the-clock.md) - **Published:** 2024-03-10 - **Time:** 2:04:37–2:06:54 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1641-lock-the-clock/chapter/host-travels-to-austin-and-dog-boarding.md One of the hosts recounts a recent trip to Austin, Texas, which included boarding a dog at a "pet resort" and meeting with a former Hollywood executive. The trip yielded little in the way of industry news, as the contact was described as being "out of the loop." The segment serves as a brief personal update between news topics. Keywords: [austin](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/austin.md), [texas](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/texas.md), dog boarding, pet resort, hollywood executive ### Utah Wild Mink, Coronavirus Variant Transmission - **Episode:** [1309: Vaxsaline](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1309-vaxsaline.md) - **Published:** 2024-03-07 - **Time:** 1:07:22–1:09:23 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1309-vaxsaline/chapter/utah-wild-mink-coronavirus-variant-transmission.md A wild American mink in Utah has tested positive for a variant of the coronavirus indistinguishable from those found in nearby farmed minks. This discovery suggests transmission from farmed animals to the wild, leading to concerns about potential culling of pets or other animals. The segment transitions into a personal anecdote about a host's daughter moving to Brooklyn. Keywords: [utah](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/utah.md), [mink](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/mink.md), wild animals, [variants](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/variants.md), [brooklyn](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/brooklyn.md), [pets](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/pets.md) ### Fireworks Culture in the Netherlands and Texas - **Episode:** [1621: Haley's Comment](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1621-haley-s-comment.md) - **Published:** 2023-12-31 - **Time:** 3:31–7:09 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1621-haley-s-comment/chapter/fireworks-culture-in-the-netherlands-and-texas.md The Netherlands experiences intense firework activity leading up to New Year's Eve, often described as making the country feel like a war zone. Similar firework enthusiasm is noted in Texas, where roadside stands are common, though the loud celebrations frequently cause anxiety for domestic dogs. Keywords: [fireworks](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/fireworks.md), [netherlands](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/netherlands.md), [texas](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/texas.md), [amsterdam](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/amsterdam.md), pet anxiety ### Artist Spotlights and Hillary Clinton Parody - **Episode:** [1599: Drop the Op](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1599-drop-the-op.md) - **Published:** 2023-10-15 - **Time:** 2:13:17–2:17:29 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1599-drop-the-op/chapter/artist-spotlights-and-hillary-clinton-parody.md An anonymous painter from Amsterdam, known as Pet Rex Art, is thanked for his contributions. A listener from West Virginia requests a classic parody clip of Hillary Clinton as the Emperor from Star Wars. The hosts discuss the enduring appeal of "fuzzy cow" imagery in their newsletter and the community's desire for political satire. Keywords: [instagram](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/instagram.md), pet rex art, [hillary clinton](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/hillary-clinton.md), emperor palpatine, fuzzy cows ### Paternity Leave for Pets and Dog Acclimation - **Episode:** [1392: TRANSNOODLE](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1392-transnoodle.md) - **Published:** 2023-05-22 - **Time:** 1:53–5:02 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1392-transnoodle/chapter/paternity-leave-for-pets-and-dog-acclimation.md A LinkedIn poll regarding paid time off for an employee who purchased a puppy sparks a debate on "paw-ternity" leave. The discussion transitions into personal anecdotes about dog behavior, specifically the "three days, three weeks, three months" rule for pet acclimation. Advice is shared regarding the temperament of Labrador Retrievers and the challenges of rehoming rescue animals. Keywords: paternity leave, [linkedin](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/linkedin.md), [pet ownership](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/pet-ownership.md), labs, [dog training](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/dog-training.md) ### WEF and Media Narratives on Pet Carbon Footprints - **Episode:** [1524: Climatarian](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1524-climatarian.md) - **Published:** 2023-01-26 - **Time:** 20:48–23:15 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1524-climatarian/chapter/wef-and-media-narratives-on-pet-carbon-footprints.md The hosts discuss reports claiming the World Economic Forum and media outlets like CNN are targeting the carbon footprint of household pets. Suggestions include switching pets to insect-based diets or replacing dogs and cats with low-impact reptiles. A controversial claim is mentioned regarding actress Emma Thompson and the extreme measures suggested for the climate crisis. Keywords: [world economic forum](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/world-economic-forum.md), [cnn](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cnn.md), [pets](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/pets.md), [carbon footprint](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/carbon-footprint.md), [emma thompson](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/emma-thompson.md) ### Steve Bannon Sentencing and Marijuana Poisoning in Pets - **Episode:** [1497: Bug Peeps](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1497-bug-peeps.md) - **Published:** 2022-10-23 - **Time:** 3:05:02–3:09:23 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1497-bug-peeps/chapter/steve-bannon-sentencing-and-marijuana-poisoning-in-pets.md Steve Bannon was sentenced to four months in prison for contempt of Congress, though the sentence is delayed pending an appeal. In a separate news item, veterinarians report an increase in pets being hospitalized for marijuana poisoning, likely due to the ingestion of discarded edibles. The hosts joke that the real tragedy is the "waste of good weed" when pets accidentally consume it. Keywords: [steve bannon](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/steve-bannon.md), [contempt of congress](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/contempt-of-congress.md), [marijuana](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/marijuana.md), [pets](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/pets.md), [edibles](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/edibles.md) ### Dot-com Era Failures, Coffee Shop Leeching, Shill Effect - **Episode:** [1461: Bi-Pox](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1461-bi-pox.md) - **Published:** 2022-06-19 - **Time:** 28:33–32:34 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1461-bi-pox/chapter/dot-com-era-failures-coffee-shop-leeching-shill-effect.md Historical parallels are drawn between current struggling startups and the 1990s dot-com bust, citing companies like Webvan and Peapod. A prediction is made that coffee shops like Starbucks will eventually limit "leeches" who occupy space without making significant purchases. The "shill effect" is defined as the practice of keeping a venue looking busy to attract more customers. Keywords: [webvan](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/webvan.md), peapod, pets.com, [starbucks](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/starbucks.md), shill effect ### Shanghai COVID-19 Lockdown and Pet Culling Reports - **Episode:** [1441: Yak Facts](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1441-yak-facts.md) - **Published:** 2022-04-10 - **Time:** 36:47–40:17 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1441-yak-facts/chapter/shanghai-covid-19-lockdown-and-pet-culling-reports.md Shanghai's 26 million residents remain under a strict lockdown, with reports of food shortages and the separation of children from parents. Viral videos show citizens kneeling to have their vaccine passports scanned by officials in hazmat suits. Reports also indicate that domestic pets are being killed by authorities to prevent the spread of the virus, leading to international condemnation. 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