# Penguins on The No Agenda Show Penguins comes up in 12 chapters across 12 episodes of The No Agenda Show, from December 2009 to April 2025. - **Chapters:** 12 - **Episodes:** 12 - **Discussed:** December 2009 – April 2025 - **Related topics:** [11 Labs](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/11-labs.md), [1984](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/1984.md), [Adam Curry](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/adam-curry.md), [Amazon](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/amazon.md), [Antarctica](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/antarctica.md), [Baby Karma](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/baby-karma.md), [Barack Obama](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/barack-obama.md), [Bird Flu](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/bird-flu.md), [Chicago](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/chicago.md), [Chuck Schumer](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/chuck-schumer.md) ## Chapters 1–12 of 12 ### Executive Producer Credits, Scott Simon AI Parody - **Episode:** [1755: Rat Poop](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1755-rat-poop.md) - **Published:** 2025-04-13 - **Time:** 2:14:24–2:30:18 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1755-rat-poop/chapter/executive-producer-credits-scott-simon-ai-parody.md High-tier donors are recognized, including new Executive Producer Darth Penguin. A sophisticated AI-generated parody of NPR's Scott Simon, created using 11 Labs, is played. The parody features a script mocking NPR's typical tone and subject matter, which the hosts praise as a rare example of creative and effective use of AI technology. Keywords: darth penguin, [scott simon](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/scott-simon.md), [11 labs](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/11-labs.md), [npr](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/npr.md), [knighthood](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/knighthood.md) ### Birthday Donations and Baby Making Karma - **Episode:** [1754: Yippy](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1754-yippy.md) - **Published:** 2025-04-10 - **Time:** 2:10:18–2:13:07 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1754-yippy/chapter/birthday-donations-and-baby-making-karma.md Listeners from Illinois and Florida sent donations to celebrate birthdays and request "baby making karma" for friends expecting their first child. The segment includes the traditional "de-douching" of returning donors and well-wishes for the "No Agenda Nation." Keywords: darth penguin, [chicago](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/chicago.md), [baby karma](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/baby-karma.md), [job karma](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/job-karma.md), [de-douching](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/de-douching.md) ### Chuck Schumer Criticizes "Penguin Tariffs" and Economic Uncertainty - **Episode:** [1753: Local Jamoke](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1753-local-jamoke.md) - **Published:** 2025-04-06 - **Time:** 45:10–47:31 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1753-local-jamoke/chapter/chuck-schumer-criticizes-penguin-tariffs-and-economic-uncertainty.md Senator Chuck Schumer criticized the administration's tariffs as chaotic, specifically mocking the inclusion of the uninhabited Herd and McDonald Islands. Schumer coined the phrase "taxing penguins not Putin" to highlight the perceived absurdity of the trade list. The hosts dismiss Schumer's concerns, arguing that he has no experience in the private sector and is merely attempting to launch viral memes. Keywords: [chuck schumer](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/chuck-schumer.md), herd and mcdonald islands, [putin](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/putin.md), [penguins](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/penguins.md), [tariffs](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/tariffs.md) ### Pi Day, National Nap Day, Bird Flu in Penguins - **Episode:** [1642: Million Morons](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1642-million-morons.md) - **Published:** 2024-03-17 - **Time:** 5:35–7:27 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1642-million-morons/chapter/pi-day-national-nap-day-bird-flu-in-penguins.md The hosts acknowledge March 14th as Pi Day and note the passing of National Nap Day. A brief discussion ensues regarding the lack of donation enthusiasm compared to the COVID-19 era. A news item about penguins contracting bird flu is mentioned as a potential precursor to a new pandemic narrative. Keywords: [pi day](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/pi-day.md), national nap day, [bird flu](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/bird-flu.md), [penguins](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/penguins.md), [pandemic](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/pandemic.md) ### Knighting Ceremony, Battle Penguin and Glass Flutes - **Episode:** [1626: Dingbat](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1626-dingbat.md) - **Published:** 2024-01-18 - **Time:** 2:45:43–2:49:58 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1626-dingbat/chapter/knighting-ceremony-battle-penguin-and-glass-flutes.md Sumit Khanna is knighted as "Sir Battle Penguin" for his cumulative donations to the show. The hosts also discuss souvenirs from Roswell, New Mexico, and a glass flute sent by a listener from Texas Hot Glass. A humorous debate ensues regarding whether the glass object is a musical instrument or a "crack pipe." Keywords: [knighting](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/knighting.md), battle penguin, [roswell](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/roswell.md), glass flute, [texas hot glass](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/texas-hot-glass.md) ### No Agenda Episode 1013 Introduction, Weather and Penguin Discoveries - **Episode:** [1013: Hypogonadism](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1013-hypogonadism.md) - **Published:** 2018-03-04 - **Time:** 5:22 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1013-hypogonadism/chapter/no-agenda-episode-1013-introduction-weather-and-penguin-discoveries.md Adam Curry and John C. Dvorak open episode 1013 of the No Agenda show from Austin and Silicon Valley. They discuss the marketing behind "pasture-raised" eggs and an ant infestation in Dvorak's studio. The conversation shifts to a recent discovery of a massive colony of 1.5 million penguins previously thought to be threatened by climate change. They also note the "Siberian Beast" cold snap hitting Europe and the UK, contrasting it with previous predictions that snow would disappear from the British Isles. Keywords: [adam curry](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/adam-curry.md), [john c. dvorak](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/john-c-dvorak.md), siberian beast, [climate change](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/climate-change.md), [penguins](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/penguins.md), guano ### Obama Book Deal and Publishing Industry Economics - **Episode:** [908: Microbeads](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/908-microbeads.md) - **Published:** 2017-03-02 - **Time:** 1:51:48–1:59:31 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/908-microbeads/chapter/obama-book-deal-and-publishing-industry-economics.md Barack and Michelle Obama secured a joint book deal worth an estimated $65 million with Penguin Random House. Industry analysts questioned the profitability of the deal, suggesting the high figure might serve as a "payoff" rather than a standard commercial advance based on projected sales. Keywords: [barack obama](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/barack-obama.md), [michelle obama](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/michelle-obama.md), penguin random house, [pearson](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/pearson.md), book auction ### George Orwell's 1984 Tops Amazon Bestseller List - **Episode:** [898: Chain of Lies](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/898-chain-of-lies.md) - **Published:** 2017-01-26 - **Time:** 25:23–28:26 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/898-chain-of-lies/chapter/george-orwell-s-1984-tops-amazon-bestseller-list.md Sales of George Orwell’s dystopian novel 1984 have surged to the top of Amazon's bestseller list following the Trump administration's use of "alternative facts." Media outlets are framing the spike in sales as a public response to government misinformation and truth-rewriting. The publisher, Penguin, has ordered a massive reprint to meet the sudden demand for the 68-year-old book. Keywords: [george orwell](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/george-orwell.md), [1984](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/1984.md), [amazon](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/amazon.md), penguin books, dystopian fiction, [fact-checking](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/fact-checking.md) ### Edward Snowden Russian Asylum and Greenwald Book Deal - **Episode:** [531: Quantum Dong](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/531-quantum-dong.md) - **Published:** 2013-07-18 - **Time:** 59:15–1:01:39 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/531-quantum-dong/chapter/edward-snowden-russian-asylum-and-greenwald-book-deal.md Breaking news from the BBC indicates that Edward Snowden may soon leave the Moscow airport transit zone following his asylum request. Simultaneously, journalists Glenn Greenwald and Barton Gelman have secured book deals regarding the NSA surveillance leaks. The hosts suggest the timing of the leaks and the subsequent media coverage may be a coordinated effort to boost book sales and market the "surveillance industrial state" narrative. Keywords: [edward snowden](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/edward-snowden.md), [glenn greenwald](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/glenn-greenwald.md), barton gelman, [nsa](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/nsa.md), penguin press ### Matt Cutts, Google Webmaster Tools, SEO Algorithms - **Episode:** [513: Pre-Dead](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/513-pre-dead.md) - **Published:** 2013-05-16 - **Time:** 1:10:45–1:17:28 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/513-pre-dead/chapter/matt-cutts-google-webmaster-tools-seo-algorithms.md Google's Matt Cutts discusses upcoming changes to SEO algorithms, including Penguin 2.0 and Panda updates. The hosts characterize Google's control over search and its "Webmaster Tools" as a way to force compliance with Google's business model under the guise of security. Keywords: [matt cutts](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/matt-cutts.md), [seo](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/seo.md), panda, penguin, webmaster tools ### Oreo's 100th Birthday and Antarctica Delivery - **Episode:** [470: Civil Society](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/470-civil-society.md) - **Published:** 2012-12-16 - **Time:** 2:20:04–2:21:49 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/470-civil-society/chapter/oreo-s-100th-birthday-and-antarctica-delivery.md A marketing stunt for Oreo's 100th birthday involved delivering 5,000 cookies to scientists in Antarctica. The promotion also included a donation to a "solar-powered penguin cam." The hosts criticize the news media for covering what they describe as a blatant corporate advertisement as if it were a legitimate news story. Keywords: oreo, [antarctica](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/antarctica.md), [south pole](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/south-pole.md), [penguins](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/penguins.md), [marketing](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/marketing.md) ### Pittsburgh Travel Plans and Hockey Anecdote - **Episode:** [153: 350 Protests](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/153-350-protests.md) - **Published:** 2009-12-02 - **Time:** 2:43–4:28 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/153-350-protests/chapter/pittsburgh-travel-plans-and-hockey-anecdote.md A discussion regarding a planned road trip to Pittsburgh highlights concerns about airline reliability and red-eye flights. An anecdote follows about attending hockey games in West Virginia to see the Pittsburgh Penguins and the Philadelphia Flyers. The story concludes with a brief mention of a past acquaintance named Edie and the lack of romantic success at the games. 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