# Patches on The No Agenda Show Patches comes up in 23 chapters across 23 episodes of The No Agenda Show, from November 2007 to July 2026. - **Chapters:** 23 - **Episodes:** 23 - **Discussed:** November 2007 – July 2026 - **Related topics:** [Microsoft](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/microsoft.md), [Donations](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/donations.md), [Environmentalism](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/environmentalism.md), [Plastic Pollution](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/plastic-pollution.md), [Ai Art](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/ai-art.md), [Alameda](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/alameda.md), [Alternative Minimum Tax](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/alternative-minimum-tax.md), [Amt](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/amt.md), [Aol](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/aol.md), [Apple Store](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/apple-store.md) ## Chapters 1–20 of 23 ### Microsoft Patch Tuesday, BitLocker Loop Issues - **Episode:** [1882: Buy the Crash](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1882-buy-the-crash.md) - **Published:** 2026-07-02 - **Time:** 51:18–54:00 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1882-buy-the-crash/chapter/microsoft-patch-tuesday-bitlocker-loop-issues.md A recent Microsoft Patch Tuesday resulted in over 200 bugs, including a widespread issue where users were trapped in a "BitLocker loop" requiring complex recovery keys. Other reported glitches included the failure of the trash bin to display file names during deletion. Microsoft CEO Satya Nadella previously noted that 30% of the company's code is now generated by AI. Keywords: [microsoft](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/microsoft.md), [windows 10](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/windows-10.md), [patch tuesday](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/patch-tuesday.md), bitlocker, [satya nadella](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/satya-nadella.md), [bugs](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/bugs.md) ### End of Show ISOs, Panoxyl Zit Patch Tip - **Episode:** [1850: Error Bars](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1850-error-bars.md) - **Published:** 2026-03-12 - **Time:** 3:05:23–3:09:49 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1850-error-bars/chapter/end-of-show-isos-panoxyl-zit-patch-tip.md Mimi provides the "Tip of the Day," recommending Panoxyl PM overnight spot patches and Peach Slices micro-darts for treating blemishes. The show concludes with a series of "In Search Of" (ISO) audio clips featuring humorous snippets of John C. Dvorak's voice. Keywords: panoxyl, peach slices, zit patches, [skincare](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/skincare.md), [tip of the day](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/tip-of-the-day.md) ### Labubu Doll, Chinese Listening Device Claims - **Episode:** [1789: Glop](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1789-glop.md) - **Published:** 2025-08-10 - **Time:** 4:01 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1789-glop/chapter/labubu-doll-chinese-listening-device-claims.md The Labubu doll, a designer toy released in 2023, is drawing comparisons to the 1993 Beanie Baby craze due to its high resale value on the aftermarket. Claims suggest these Chinese-made dolls may function as listening devices, while their market trajectory is used to predict a potential stock market crash in 2029. International interest in the dolls mirrors historical American toy phenomena like Cabbage Patch Kids and Trolls. Keywords: labubu doll, pop mart, [beanie babies](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/beanie-babies.md), [stock market crash](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/stock-market-crash.md), cabbage patch kids ### Rand Paul, Government Waste, Media Line Frustrations - **Episode:** [1745: Old Crone](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1745-old-crone.md) - **Published:** 2025-03-09 - **Time:** 1:51:04–1:53:42 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1745-old-crone/chapter/rand-paul-government-waste-media-line-frustrations.md An attempt to contact Senator Rand Paul's office for comment on government waste resulted in frustration, as the media line allegedly disconnected the call before a message could be left. The host expresses disdain for congressional offices that cut themselves off from public and media discourse. Keywords: [rand paul](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/rand-paul.md), [government waste](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/government-waste.md), [media](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/media.md), [kentucky](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/kentucky.md), phone patch ### Show Art Selection and the "Fallback Artist" - **Episode:** [1630: Potty Mouth Parrots](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1630-potty-mouth-parrots.md) - **Published:** 2024-02-01 - **Time:** 2:32:13–2:40:22 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1630-potty-mouth-parrots/chapter/show-art-selection-and-the-fallback-artist.md The hosts review the artwork submitted for recent episodes, focusing on the "Sunflower Kids" theme. They discuss the use of AI in show art and praise Darren O'Neill for his consistent, high-quality contributions, jokingly labeling him the "fallback artist." The segment provides insight into the creative process of matching art to show titles. Keywords: [darren o'neill](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/darren-o-neill.md), sunflower kids, [ai art](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/ai-art.md), cabbage patch, show titles ### Associate Executive Producers and Show Credits - **Episode:** [1442: Slime Mold](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1442-slime-mold.md) - **Published:** 2022-04-14 - **Time:** 1:56:52–2:04:35 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1442-slime-mold/chapter/associate-executive-producers-and-show-credits.md The hosts read notes from Associate Executive Producers, including a birthday wish for Ryan M. and a report on mask usage in Austin from Amy Mullen. They promote "41 Patches" for show-related merchandise. The segment concludes with a reminder of the value-for-value model and the prestige of being a show producer. Keywords: felicity irwin, mark bushero, amy mullen, desert finn, [patches](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/patches.md), [value for value](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/value-for-value.md) ### Associate Executive Producers and Medicare Advice - **Episode:** [1424: Guidepost](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1424-guidepost.md) - **Published:** 2022-02-10 - **Time:** 1:51:04–1:58:53 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1424-guidepost/chapter/associate-executive-producers-and-medicare-advice.md Donors Carl Leipold and Baron Anonymous Cop provide updates on their lives and contributions to the show. John C. Dvorak offers advice on navigating the Social Security office for Medicare benefits, sharing his experience with "bionic" eye surgery. Baron Anonymous Cop announces a discount code for tactical patches on Etsy to celebrate an upcoming palindrome date. Keywords: [medicare](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/medicare.md), [social security](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/social-security.md), [bionic eye](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/bionic-eye.md), tactical patches, [etsy](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/etsy.md) ### Global Donor Roll Call and "Pureblood" Employment Concerns - **Episode:** [1418: Homeless Apocalypse](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1418-homeless-apocalypse.md) - **Published:** 2022-01-20 - **Time:** 2:56:16–3:02:01 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1418-homeless-apocalypse/chapter/global-donor-roll-call-and-pureblood-employment-concerns.md The hosts read a list of donors from around the world, including Austria, Germany, and various U.S. states. They highlight "Sir Anonymous Cop" and his successful No Agenda patch sales. One anonymous donor expresses fear of being fired for their "pureblood" (unvaccinated) status, prompting a "Jobs Karma" vote from the hosts. Keywords: [austria](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/austria.md), [germany](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/germany.md), anonymous cop, [patches](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/patches.md), [vaccine status](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/vaccine-status.md) ### Warren Buffett on Cyber Threats, Windows Update Vulnerabilities - **Episode:** [1362: Shot to Win](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1362-shot-to-win.md) - **Published:** 2021-07-09 - **Time:** 2:43:28–2:51:34 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1362-shot-to-win/chapter/warren-buffett-on-cyber-threats-windows-update-vulnerabilities.md A clip of Warren Buffett and Charlie Munger features Buffett warning that a "cyber threat" has only just begun. The hosts discuss the extreme vulnerability of the global infrastructure due to its dependency on Microsoft Windows and automated "Patch Tuesday" updates. They speculate on a "cyber pandemic" where asymptomatic malicious code sits dormant for months before being triggered. Keywords: [warren buffett](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/warren-buffett.md), [charlie munger](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/charlie-munger.md), [windows update](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/windows-update.md), [patch tuesday](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/patch-tuesday.md), [cyber pandemic](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cyber-pandemic.md) ### Microsoft Windows and the History of Automatic Updates - **Episode:** [1147: OTARD](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1147-otard.md) - **Published:** 2019-06-20 - **Time:** 24:50–27:04 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1147-otard/chapter/microsoft-windows-and-the-history-of-automatic-updates.md The history of automatic software updates is traced back to Microsoft's jealousy of AOL's ability to force version parity across its user base. Microsoft's desire for a uniform environment led to the development of Patch Tuesday and the current Windows update model. There is a standing prediction that a single flawed global Windows patch will eventually cause a worldwide technological collapse. Keywords: [microsoft](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/microsoft.md), [msn](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/msn.md), [aol](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/aol.md), [patch tuesday](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/patch-tuesday.md), automatic updates ### Ocean Cleanup Project, Pacific Garbage Patch - **Episode:** [1026: DE-ISIS](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1026-de-isis.md) - **Published:** 2018-04-19 - **Time:** 2:51:10–2:53:35 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1026-de-isis/chapter/ocean-cleanup-project-pacific-garbage-patch.md An Alameda-based company called The Ocean Cleanup is deploying massive floating tubes and netting to trap plastic in the Great Pacific Garbage Patch. The system uses a U-shaped design to accumulate debris, which will then be collected by vessels acting as "garbage trucks of the ocean." The project aims to remove a significant portion of the 1.8 billion pieces of plastic currently polluting the waters between the U.S. and Hawaii. Keywords: ocean cleanup, pacific garbage patch, [plastic pollution](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/plastic-pollution.md), [alameda](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/alameda.md), [environmentalism](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/environmentalism.md) ### Sir Anonymous Donation, Baby Boomer Generational Rant - **Episode:** [992: Robo-Trump](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/992-robo-trump.md) - **Published:** 2017-12-21 - **Time:** 57:56–1:03:01 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/992-robo-trump/chapter/sir-anonymous-donation-baby-boomer-generational-rant.md A long-time donor from "Dog Patch" contributes $800 and provides a lengthy critique of the millennial generation. The rant defends Baby Boomers, arguing they improved the environment and social conditions that millennials now take for granted. The donor also criticizes the superficiality of social media culture and the "experiential society." Keywords: [baby boomers](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/baby-boomers.md), [millennials](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/millennials.md), [environmentalism](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/environmentalism.md), [social media](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/social-media.md), dog patch ### The Forgotten Jedi, Military Morale Patches - **Episode:** [891: Bug Juice](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/891-bug-juice.md) - **Published:** 2017-01-01 - **Time:** 1:26:43–1:29:24 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/891-bug-juice/chapter/the-forgotten-jedi-military-morale-patches.md A donor known as "The Forgotten Jedi" provided a $330 donation and several military "morale patches" featuring runes and Valhalla imagery. The discussion touches on the use of such patches by US personnel working with groups like the YPG in Syria. Keywords: [forgotten jedi](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/forgotten-jedi.md), military patches, valhalla, [ypg](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/ypg.md), [kurds](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/kurds.md) ### Mile High Club, Episode 747 Donation Promotion - **Episode:** [745: Unicorn](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/745-unicorn.md) - **Published:** 2015-08-06 - **Time:** 1:54:11–1:56:49 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/745-unicorn/chapter/mile-high-club-episode-747-donation-promotion.md The hosts announce a special "Mile High Club" promotion for the upcoming Episode 747. Listeners who donate $52.80 (the number of feet in a mile) will be recognized as members of the club. They call for designers to create a commemorative badge or patch that members can display on social media or LinkedIn. Keywords: [mile high club](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/mile-high-club.md), episode 747, [donations](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/donations.md), [patches](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/patches.md), [newsletter](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/newsletter.md) ### US Navy Windows XP, Microsoft Support Contracts - **Episode:** [733: Fusion Cell](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/733-fusion-cell.md) - **Published:** 2015-06-25 - **Time:** 53:06–54:43 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/733-fusion-cell/chapter/us-navy-windows-xp-microsoft-support-contracts.md The entire U.S. Navy continues to run on the obsolete Windows XP operating system, necessitating a multi-million dollar support contract with Microsoft for custom security patches. Microsoft ended general support for XP, but the Navy's refusal to upgrade has created a lucrative revenue stream for the software giant. The hosts criticize the lack of technical oversight in military IT procurement. Keywords: [us navy](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/us-navy.md), [windows xp](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/windows-xp.md), [microsoft](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/microsoft.md), [legacy systems](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/legacy-systems.md), security patches, [tech support](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/tech-support.md) ### Virtual Patch Panels, Apple Store Visit, Podfather Discount - **Episode:** [732: Psych!](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/732-psych.md) - **Published:** 2015-06-21 - **Time:** 7:01 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/732-psych/chapter/virtual-patch-panels-apple-store-visit-podfather-discount.md A host describes the technical difficulties of reconfiguring a virtual audio patch panel at 1:30 in the morning. To resolve hardware issues, a visit to the Apple Store resulted in the purchase of a 27-inch Thunderbolt monitor and a new trackpad. During the transaction, the host unsuccessfully attempted to secure an educator discount by claiming the title of "Podfather" and showing a video of Steve Jobs. Keywords: [apple store](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/apple-store.md), [thunderbolt](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/thunderbolt.md), [mac mini](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/mac-mini.md), [podfather](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/podfather.md), [steve jobs](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/steve-jobs.md), virtual patch panel, [audio engineering](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/audio-engineering.md) ### Microsoft Ignite 2015, Software Patching Changes - **Episode:** [719: The List](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/719-the-list.md) - **Published:** 2015-05-07 - **Time:** 18:48–22:52 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/719-the-list/chapter/microsoft-ignite-2015-software-patching-changes.md The Microsoft Ignite 2015 conference in Chicago showcased new developments for IT professionals, including features for OneDrive. Microsoft announced a shift away from the traditional "Patch Tuesday" model in favor of a continuous stream of updates, a move that critics argue mirrors Apple's "slipstream" update style which can disrupt custom-tuned systems. Keywords: microsoft ignite, [chicago](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/chicago.md), onedrive, [patch tuesday](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/patch-tuesday.md), [software updates](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/software-updates.md) ### Alternative Minimum Tax, The 2012 Tax Patch Crisis - **Episode:** [467: Red Washcloth](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/467-red-washcloth.md) - **Published:** 2012-12-06 - **Time:** 2:03:42–2:10:59 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/467-red-washcloth/chapter/alternative-minimum-tax-the-2012-tax-patch-crisis.md A detailed explanation of the Alternative Minimum Tax (AMT) reveals a looming crisis for 30 million Americans. Without a congressional "patch" for the 2012 tax year, the AMT will trigger significantly higher tax rates for those earning around $70,000. The hosts highlight that this issue affects the current tax year and will be felt by taxpayers in early 2013. Keywords: [amt](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/amt.md), [alternative minimum tax](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/alternative-minimum-tax.md), tax patch, [irs](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/irs.md), [middle class](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/middle-class.md), [c-span](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/c-span.md) ### New Zealand Prison Smoking Ban, Nicotine Patches - **Episode:** [317: Blood and Treasure](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/317-blood-and-treasure.md) - **Published:** 2011-06-30 - **Time:** 2:11:19–2:13:02 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/317-blood-and-treasure/chapter/new-zealand-prison-smoking-ban-nicotine-patches.md Prisons in New Zealand are implementing a total smoking ban, leading inmates to attempt to smoke nicotine patches and lozenges. The hosts predict this policy will lead to increased tension and potential riots within the correctional facilities. Keywords: [new zealand](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/new-zealand.md), [prison](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/prison.md), [smoking ban](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/smoking-ban.md), nicotine patches, [inmates](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/inmates.md) ### Double Nickels Donations, Green Patch Brigade, Mobile Alabama - **Episode:** [182: Magnets In Space](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/182-magnets-in-space.md) - **Published:** 2010-03-14 - **Time:** 1:14:43–1:18:48 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/182-magnets-in-space/chapter/double-nickels-donations-green-patch-brigade-mobile-alabama.md The "Double Nickels on the Dime" ($55.10) donation tier is discussed, with plans to create a "Green Patch Brigade" for supporters. Donors from Mobile, Alabama, and Omaha, Nebraska, are recognized. 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