# No Agenda Roundtable on The No Agenda Show No Agenda Roundtable comes up in 71 chapters across 71 episodes of The No Agenda Show, from May 2010 to October 2026. - **Chapters:** 71 - **Episodes:** 71 - **Discussed:** May 2010 – October 2026 - **Related topics:** [Knighthood](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/knighthood.md), [Knighting](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/knighting.md), [Roundtable](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/roundtable.md), [Rings](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/rings.md), [No Agenda Rings](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/no-agenda-rings.md), [Ceremony](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/ceremony.md), [No Agenda](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/no-agenda.md), [Birthdays](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/birthdays.md), [No Agenda Nation](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/no-agenda-nation.md), [Peerage](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/peerage.md) ## Chapters 1–20 of 71 ### No Agenda Knighthood and Daming Ceremony - **Episode:** [1912: Chaos Dynamic](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1912-chaos-dynamic.md) - **Published:** 2026-10-15 - **Time:** 2:30:00–2:32:53 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1912-chaos-dynamic/chapter/no-agenda-knighthood-and-daming-ceremony.md Adam Curry officially bestows titles upon new knights and dames of the No Agenda Roundtable. Honorees include Dame Nan Adams, Sir Chamberlain (Lord of the Minion Squires), and Sir H. Chris. The ceremony includes the traditional reading of the "roundtable spread" of food and items requested by the producers. Keywords: [knighthood](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/knighthood.md), [dame](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/dame.md), [no agenda roundtable](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/no-agenda-roundtable.md), sir chamberlain, sir h chris ### Knighting Ceremony and No Agenda Memorial Coin - **Episode:** [1896: Just Dew It](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1896-just-dew-it.md) - **Published:** 2026-08-20 - **Time:** 2:17:23–2:20:10 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1896-just-dew-it/chapter/knighting-ceremony-and-no-agenda-memorial-coin.md Adam Curry conducts a formal knighting ceremony for Dennis Hahn (Sir Zephyr of the Valley) and Eric Kessler. He also announces the production of a special John C. Dvorak Memorial Challenge Coin and promotes the availability of No Agenda rings and pins. The ceremony includes the traditional "Mutton and Mead" welcome to the roundtable. Keywords: [knighthood](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/knighthood.md), [no agenda roundtable](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/no-agenda-roundtable.md), [john c dvorak](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/john-c-dvorak.md), [challenge coin](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/challenge-coin.md), [rings](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/rings.md) ### Knighting Ceremony for Sir Jeffrey Rosser and Sir Sloth - **Episode:** [1839: Feces Thesis](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1839-feces-thesis.md) - **Published:** 2026-02-01 - **Time:** 2:46:51–2:52:27 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1839-feces-thesis/chapter/knighting-ceremony-for-sir-jeffrey-rosser-and-sir-sloth.md The show concluded with a formal knighting ceremony for Jeffrey P. Rosser and Lucas T., who were dubbed Sir Jeffrey P. Rosser and Sir Sloth of Local 4117. Both individuals contributed $1,000 or more to the program. They were granted the traditional "Hookers and Blow" imaginary feast and are eligible to receive the official No Agenda signet ring. Keywords: [knighting](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/knighting.md), [signet ring](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/signet-ring.md), [no agenda roundtable](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/no-agenda-roundtable.md), jeffrey rosser, lucas t ### Knighting Ceremony, Sir Scott of Diablo - **Episode:** [1071: Commie Comey](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1071-commie-comey.md) - **Published:** 2025-12-31 - **Time:** 2:24:00–2:26:27 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1071-commie-comey/chapter/knighting-ceremony-sir-scott-of-diablo.md Scott Floyd is knighted as "Sir Scott of Diablo" after donating $1,000. He joins the "Luke's Roundtable" and is granted access to the various fictional amenities of the No Agenda peerage. The hosts also grant birthday karma to "Sir Bemros," who manages the show's back-office data center. Keywords: [knighting](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/knighting.md), luke's roundtable, scott floyd, [no agenda nation](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/no-agenda-nation.md), [karma](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/karma.md) ### Knighting Ceremony, Sir Pliny the Hodler - **Episode:** [1766: Cinematic Ambush](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1766-cinematic-ambush.md) - **Published:** 2025-05-22 - **Time:** 2:54:05–2:56:20 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1766-cinematic-ambush/chapter/knighting-ceremony-sir-pliny-the-hodler.md Ryan Nunn-o is officially knighted as "Sir Pliny the Hodler" in a formal ceremony. He is welcomed to the "Roundtable" and granted the traditional (humorous) perks of knighthood. The hosts explain the process of receiving a custom signet ring from NoAgendaRings.com, which includes a certificate of authenticity and sealing wax for important correspondence. Keywords: [knighting](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/knighting.md), sir pliny, [signet ring](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/signet-ring.md), [roundtable](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/roundtable.md), [no agenda rings](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/no-agenda-rings.md) ### Knighting Ceremony for Sir James DuPont - **Episode:** [1735: Old Bag](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1735-old-bag.md) - **Published:** 2025-02-02 - **Time:** 3:05:14–3:07:00 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1735-old-bag/chapter/knighting-ceremony-for-sir-james-dupont.md James DuPont is officially knighted as "Sir James DuPont, Knight of Soul Fun Meme" following a $1,000 donation. The hosts perform the traditional ceremony, welcoming him to the No Agenda Roundtable and encouraging him to claim his knight ring. Keywords: [knighting](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/knighting.md), james dupont, soul fun meme, no agenda knight, [roundtable](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/roundtable.md) ### Dame Hood Inductions, No Agenda Roundtable - **Episode:** [1700: Turban Tossing](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1700-turban-tossing.md) - **Published:** 2024-10-03 - **Time:** 3:26:16–3:29:24 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1700-turban-tossing/chapter/dame-hood-inductions-no-agenda-roundtable.md Several female producers are officially knighted as Dames of the No Agenda Roundtable. The hosts perform the ceremony with sound effects of clashing blades and grant specific titles requested by the donors. They remind the new Dames and Commodores to submit their information for certificates and wax seals. Keywords: dame hood, [knighthood](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/knighthood.md), [no agenda rings](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/no-agenda-rings.md), [roundtable](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/roundtable.md), [baby karma](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/baby-karma.md) ### Birthdays, Title Changes and Knighthood Ceremony - **Episode:** [1685: Favela Ready](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1685-favela-ready.md) - **Published:** 2024-08-11 - **Time:** 2:59:17–3:03:12 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1685-favela-ready/chapter/birthdays-title-changes-and-knighthood-ceremony.md The hosts celebrate several listener birthdays and announce title upgrades for Sir Pursuit of Peace and Tranquility and Sir Victor. Tim DelVecchio is knighted as "Sir Yankees Fan" and another producer as "Sir Cross-threaded Wheel Stud." The ceremony includes the traditional reading of the "Hookers and Blow" list and information on obtaining No Agenda signet rings. Keywords: [birthdays](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/birthdays.md), [knighthood](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/knighthood.md), [peerage](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/peerage.md), [signet rings](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/signet-rings.md), [no agenda roundtable](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/no-agenda-roundtable.md) ### Sir Scrawley Knighting and Layaway Knights - **Episode:** [1677: Donald Duck!](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1677-donald-duck.md) - **Published:** 2024-07-14 - **Time:** 2:55:19–2:59:01 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1677-donald-duck/chapter/sir-scrawley-knighting-and-layaway-knights.md A formal knighting ceremony is held for "Sir Scrawley, Knight of the Typographical Space," who reached the donation threshold via a layaway plan. The hosts describe the benefits of the No Agenda Roundtable, including custom rings and certificates of authenticity available at noagenderings.com. Keywords: sir scrawley, [knighthood](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/knighthood.md), [no agenda roundtable](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/no-agenda-roundtable.md), [rings](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/rings.md), [certificates](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/certificates.md) ### Knighting Ceremony, Sir Troutmilt - **Episode:** [1655: Illegal Chants](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1655-illegal-chants.md) - **Published:** 2024-04-28 - **Time:** 3:00:14–3:03:22 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1655-illegal-chants/chapter/knighting-ceremony-sir-troutmilt.md John Walter is officially knighted as "Sir Troutmilt, Guardian of the Squilchuck" after completing a 20-month "layaway" donation period. The ceremony includes the traditional presentation of a signet ring and a certificate of authenticity, marking his entry into the No Agenda Roundtable. Keywords: [knighthood](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/knighthood.md), [signet ring](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/signet-ring.md), [layaway](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/layaway.md), sir troutmilt, [no agenda roundtable](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/no-agenda-roundtable.md) ### Knighthood Ceremony for Sir Lee Consistent and Sir Space Daddy - **Episode:** [1621: Haley's Comment](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1621-haley-s-comment.md) - **Published:** 2023-12-31 - **Time:** 2:48:24–2:53:04 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1621-haley-s-comment/chapter/knighthood-ceremony-for-sir-lee-consistent-and-sir-space-daddy.md Jay Parker and Zachary Montgomery were knighted into the No Agenda Roundtable as Sir Lee Consistent and Sir Space Daddy, respectively. The ceremony includes the traditional reading of the roundtable's menu and an invitation for the new knights to obtain their signet rings from the official shop. Keywords: [knighthood](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/knighthood.md), [roundtable](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/roundtable.md), jay parker, zachary montgomery, [no agenda rings](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/no-agenda-rings.md) ### Knighthood Ceremony for Sir Cozy Friend of the Fake and Gay - **Episode:** [1587: Comely](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1587-comely.md) - **Published:** 2023-09-03 - **Time:** 1:35:09–1:36:57 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1587-comely/chapter/knighthood-ceremony-for-sir-cozy-friend-of-the-fake-and-gay.md Brian Castaneda is knighted as "Sir Cozy Friend of the Fake and Gay" after reaching a total contribution of $1,000. The ceremony includes the traditional reading of the "Hookers and Blow" list and a specific request for "chicken tendies." The hosts also promote the custom rings available for knights and dames. Keywords: [knighthood](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/knighthood.md), [no agenda roundtable](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/no-agenda-roundtable.md), brian castaneda, chicken tendies, [knight rings](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/knight-rings.md) ### Knighting Ceremony, No Agenda Roundtable - **Episode:** [1578: Tranarchism](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1578-tranarchism.md) - **Published:** 2023-08-03 - **Time:** 2:40:02–2:51:54 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1578-tranarchism/chapter/knighting-ceremony-no-agenda-roundtable.md The episode concludes with a formal knighting ceremony for producers who have completed their "layaway" donations. John B. is dubbed Sir Purple Pitchforks of the Grand Valley, and Michael Kallner is dubbed Surprise Keeper of the Unknown. The hosts detail the traditional "perks" of the roundtable and promote the custom No Agenda rings available to knights and dames. Keywords: [knighthood](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/knighthood.md), [no agenda](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/no-agenda.md), [roundtable](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/roundtable.md), [hookers and blow](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/hookers-and-blow.md), [rings](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/rings.md) ### No Agenda Knighthood Ceremony - **Episode:** [1574: X-Ray Specs](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1574-x-ray-specs.md) - **Published:** 2023-07-20 - **Time:** 2:50:46–2:53:08 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1574-x-ray-specs/chapter/no-agenda-knighthood-ceremony.md The hosts officially induct three new knights into the No Agenda Roundtable: Sir Pentonite, Sir Monty the Unbanked, and Sir of the Higher Montanas. The ceremony includes the traditional reading of the "hookers and blow" menu and a promotion for the custom-made knight and dame rings. The knights are instructed to provide their addresses and ring sizes to receive their official credentials. Keywords: sir pentonite, sir monty the unbanked, [knighthood](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/knighthood.md), [no agenda rings](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/no-agenda-rings.md), [roundtable](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/roundtable.md) ### Birthday Announcements, No Agenda Knight Rings - **Episode:** [1572: Chop Shop](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1572-chop-shop.md) - **Published:** 2023-07-13 - **Time:** 2:06:43–2:09:47 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1572-chop-shop/chapter/birthday-announcements-no-agenda-knight-rings.md The show celebrates several listener birthdays, including Tina Curry and Jaye Dvorak. The hosts promote the official No Agenda knight and dame rings available at NoAgendaRings.com, which signify a producer's status at the "Roundtable." New knights are encouraged to send their ring sizes to receive their hardware for future meetups. Keywords: [birthdays](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/birthdays.md), [knight rings](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/knight-rings.md), [no agenda rings](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/no-agenda-rings.md), [roundtable](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/roundtable.md), [jewelry](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/jewelry.md) ### Birthday Celebrations, Sir Tim Knighthood Ceremony - **Episode:** [1547: A Sally](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1547-a-sally.md) - **Published:** 2023-04-16 - **Time:** 2:36:24–2:39:05 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1547-a-sally/chapter/birthday-celebrations-sir-tim-knighthood-ceremony.md The show celebrates several listener birthdays before conducting a formal knighthood ceremony for Tim Moore. Now known as "Sir Tim of the Tarrant Swamplands," he achieved the rank through a layaway donation program. The ceremony includes the traditional reading of the "Roundtable" menu and an invitation for the new knight to claim his official No Agenda ring. Keywords: [birthdays](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/birthdays.md), [knighthood](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/knighthood.md), [roundtable](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/roundtable.md), glenfiddich, [no agenda rings](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/no-agenda-rings.md) ### Birthday Announcements, Baronet Promotion - **Episode:** [1522: Boiling Ocean](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1522-boiling-ocean.md) - **Published:** 2023-01-19 - **Time:** 2:17:30–2:20:58 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1522-boiling-ocean/chapter/birthday-announcements-baronet-promotion.md The hosts read birthday wishes for members of the "No Agenda" community and announce the promotion of Sir Thirsty to Baronet status. Sir Thirsty reached the milestone after over nine years of consistent monthly support. The segment also includes several "F-Cancer" karma requests for producers and their family members facing health challenges. Keywords: sir thirsty, [baronet](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/baronet.md), [birthdays](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/birthdays.md), [f-cancer](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/f-cancer.md), [no agenda roundtable](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/no-agenda-roundtable.md) ### Knighting Ceremony, Rings and Certificates - **Episode:** [1451: Texas Balls](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1451-texas-balls.md) - **Published:** 2022-05-15 - **Time:** 3:10:18–3:11:55 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1451-texas-balls/chapter/knighting-ceremony-rings-and-certificates.md Three new knights—Sir Vision Quest of the Aether, Sir Nobody of the Third Printer, and Sir Mitchell Free—are officially inducted. They are granted access to the "hookers and blow" and other traditional roundtable perks. The new knights are instructed to contact the "shill" to receive their signet rings and certificates of authenticity. Keywords: [knighting](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/knighting.md), [roundtable](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/roundtable.md), [signet rings](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/signet-rings.md), [no agenda nation](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/no-agenda-nation.md), [certificates](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/certificates.md) ### Sir Paul Branham Knighthood Ceremony - **Episode:** [1414: Coof Croup](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1414-coof-croup.md) - **Published:** 2022-01-09 - **Time:** 2:56:33–2:58:56 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1414-coof-croup/chapter/sir-paul-branham-knighthood-ceremony.md Paul Branham is officially knighted as Sir Paul Branham of the No Agenda Roundtable following his significant financial contributions. The ceremony includes the traditional reading of the "Hookers & Blow" list and instructions for receiving the official ring and certificate. The hosts emphasize that knighthood can be achieved over time through consistent small donations. Keywords: [knighthood](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/knighthood.md), paul branham, [ceremony](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/ceremony.md), [no agenda roundtable](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/no-agenda-roundtable.md), [rings](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/rings.md) ### Final Donor Credits, No Agenda Rings - **Episode:** [1333: Vaxxhole](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1333-vaxxhole.md) - **Published:** 2021-03-28 - **Time:** 3:27:02–3:34:37 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1333-vaxxhole/chapter/final-donor-credits-no-agenda-rings.md The show concludes with a final reading of donors and the knighting of several new producers. 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