# No Agenda Knights on The No Agenda Show No Agenda Knights comes up in 179 chapters across 172 episodes of The No Agenda Show, from April 2009 to October 2026. - **Chapters:** 179 - **Episodes:** 172 - **Discussed:** April 2009 – October 2026 - **Related topics:** [Knighting](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/knighting.md), [No Agenda](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/no-agenda.md), [No Agenda Nation](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/no-agenda-nation.md), [No Agenda Rings](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/no-agenda-rings.md), [Peerage](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/peerage.md), [Donations](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/donations.md), [Birthday](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/birthday.md), [No Agenda Roundtable](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/no-agenda-roundtable.md), [Ceremony](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/ceremony.md), [Round Table](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/round-table.md) ## Chapters 1–20 of 179 ### Birthday Celebrations and Knighting Ceremony - **Episode:** [1910: Media Murder](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1910-media-murder.md) - **Published:** 2026-10-08 - **Time:** 2:33:47–2:38:42 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1910-media-murder/chapter/birthday-celebrations-and-knighting-ceremony.md The hosts celebrate several birthdays within the community, including Estella Brunetti's 14th birthday. A formal knighting ceremony is conducted for new Dames and Knights, who will receive signet rings and certificates of authenticity signed by the hosts. This tradition reinforces the community bond and rewards high-level producers for their ongoing support of the value-for-value model. Keywords: [birthday](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/birthday.md), [knighting](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/knighting.md), [peerage](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/peerage.md), [signet ring](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/signet-ring.md), [no agenda rings](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/no-agenda-rings.md) ### Peerage Honors and Birthday Celebrations - **Episode:** [1908: Chivatican](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1908-chivatican.md) - **Published:** 2026-10-01 - **Time:** 2:23:59–2:28:11 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1908-chivatican/chapter/peerage-honors-and-birthday-celebrations.md Adam Curry acknowledges donors contributing $50 or more and grants new titles within the No Agenda peerage. Notable honors include Dame Rita becoming the Archduchess of Northern Nevada and several listeners reaching the rank of Knight. The host also reads birthday wishes for members of the No Agenda Nation, including Sir Robertson of Two Sticks and Duane of the Porcelain Throne. Keywords: [peerage](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/peerage.md), [knight](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/knight.md), [dame](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/dame.md), archduchess, [birthday](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/birthday.md), [no agenda nation](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/no-agenda-nation.md) ### Knighting Ceremony for Sir R.C. Mouse and Sir Duane - **Episode:** [1908: Chivatican](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1908-chivatican.md) - **Published:** 2026-10-01 - **Time:** 2:28:11–2:31:05 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1908-chivatican/chapter/knighting-ceremony-for-sir-r-c-mouse-and-sir-duane.md Adam Curry conducts a formal knighting ceremony for Sir R.C. Mouse and Sir Duane of the Porcelain Throne. The ceremony includes the traditional reading of the "Hookers and Blow" list of celebratory items and the granting of signet rings from No Agenda Rings. Curry welcomes the new knights to the roundtable and thanks them for their significant financial support of the program. Keywords: [knighting](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/knighting.md), [signet ring](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/signet-ring.md), [no agenda rings](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/no-agenda-rings.md), [hookers and blow](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/hookers-and-blow.md), [mutton and mead](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/mutton-and-mead.md) ### Knighting Ceremony, Sir Avery of Hamilton - **Episode:** [1895: XY You're Out](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1895-xy-you-re-out.md) - **Published:** 2026-08-16 - **Time:** 2:40:30–2:42:45 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1895-xy-you-re-out/chapter/knighting-ceremony-sir-avery-of-hamilton.md Avery Allen is knighted as "Sir Avery of Hamilton" following a donation of $1,000 or more. The hosts perform the traditional knighting ceremony, welcoming him to the Round Table. They mention the availability of No Agenda knight rings and certificates of authenticity for those who reach this level of support. Keywords: [knighting](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/knighting.md), sir avery of hamilton, [round table](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/round-table.md), [donation](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/donation.md), [no agenda rings](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/no-agenda-rings.md) ### Knighting Ceremony, Sir Hasmaticus II Induction - **Episode:** [1893: En Banc](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1893-en-banc.md) - **Published:** 2026-08-09 - **Time:** 2:49:18–2:51:04 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1893-en-banc/chapter/knighting-ceremony-sir-hasmaticus-ii-induction.md Sir Hasmaticus II is formally inducted into the No Agenda Round Table. The ceremony includes the traditional list of "hookers and blow" and instructions for obtaining a custom Knight ring. The segment concludes with a final list of community birthdays, including Ethan (son of Eli the Coffee Guy). Keywords: [knighting](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/knighting.md), sir hasmaticus ii, [no agenda rings](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/no-agenda-rings.md), [round table](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/round-table.md), [birthdays](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/birthdays.md) ### No Agenda Rings, Signet Ring Shipment - **Episode:** [1883: Orgy of Socialism](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1883-orgy-of-socialism.md) - **Published:** 2026-07-05 - **Time:** 2:33:16–2:35:02 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1883-orgy-of-socialism/chapter/no-agenda-rings-signet-ring-shipment.md The hosts promote the official No Agenda signet rings available for Knights and Dames. They announce that a new shipment of rings has arrived, addressing previous delays caused by the complexity of managing various ring sizes. Listeners who have been waiting for their premiums are encouraged to contact the show's support email. Keywords: [signet rings](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/signet-rings.md), [no agenda rings](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/no-agenda-rings.md), [premium](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/premium.md), [jewelry](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/jewelry.md), [knight](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/knight.md), [dame](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/dame.md) ### Order of the Heart Induction and No Agenda Rings - **Episode:** [1859: Splashdown](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1859-splashdown.md) - **Published:** 2026-04-12 - **Time:** 2:33:59–2:38:21 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1859-splashdown/chapter/order-of-the-heart-induction-and-no-agenda-rings.md The "Order of the Heart" ceremony officially inducted Sir John of the Northern Snow-Capped Forests, Sir Codesalot, and Baroness Sandcat, who will receive custom lapel pins. The hosts also promoted "No Agenda Rings," which offers signet rings and sealing wax for producers to use in their official correspondence. The segment concluded with a final thank you to the "peerage" for their financial and creative contributions. Keywords: [order of the heart](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/order-of-the-heart.md), [no agenda rings](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/no-agenda-rings.md), [signet ring](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/signet-ring.md), [peerage](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/peerage.md), [knighting](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/knighting.md) ### Birthday Celebrations and No Agenda Sticker Club - **Episode:** [1853: Anglo](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1853-anglo.md) - **Published:** 2026-03-22 - **Time:** 2:23:18–2:28:34 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1853-anglo/chapter/birthday-celebrations-and-no-agenda-sticker-club.md The show celebrates the birthday of Dame Susan McKinney and announces new initiatives from the No Agenda Shop, including a monthly sticker club. Listeners are encouraged to visit the shop to support the creators and to check out the official knight and dame rings. The hosts highlight the long-term partnership with the shop's operators. Keywords: [birthday](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/birthday.md), [no agenda shop](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/no-agenda-shop.md), [stickers](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/stickers.md), [knight rings](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/knight-rings.md), [community](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/community.md) ### Knighting Ceremony, Sir Voip and No Agenda Rings - **Episode:** [1840: Hoity-toity](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1840-hoity-toity.md) - **Published:** 2026-02-05 - **Time:** 2:48:13–2:52:57 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1840-hoity-toity/chapter/knighting-ceremony-sir-voip-and-no-agenda-rings.md Dame Early Turtle is elevated to Baronetess of the Gethsemane Swamp, and David Elcott is officially knighted. Listeners are directed to noagendarings.com to purchase custom Knight and Dame rings, which come with a wax seal and certificate of authenticity. Keywords: [knighting](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/knighting.md), sir voip, [no agenda rings](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/no-agenda-rings.md), [baronetess](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/baronetess.md), [titles](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/titles.md) ### Knighting Ceremony for Sir Jeffrey Rosser and Sir Sloth - **Episode:** [1839: Feces Thesis](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1839-feces-thesis.md) - **Published:** 2026-02-01 - **Time:** 2:46:51–2:52:27 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1839-feces-thesis/chapter/knighting-ceremony-for-sir-jeffrey-rosser-and-sir-sloth.md The show concluded with a formal knighting ceremony for Jeffrey P. Rosser and Lucas T., who were dubbed Sir Jeffrey P. Rosser and Sir Sloth of Local 4117. Both individuals contributed $1,000 or more to the program. They were granted the traditional "Hookers and Blow" imaginary feast and are eligible to receive the official No Agenda signet ring. Keywords: [knighting](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/knighting.md), [signet ring](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/signet-ring.md), [no agenda roundtable](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/no-agenda-roundtable.md), jeffrey rosser, lucas t ### Knighting Ceremony, Sir Scott of Diablo - **Episode:** [1071: Commie Comey](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1071-commie-comey.md) - **Published:** 2025-12-31 - **Time:** 2:24:00–2:26:27 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1071-commie-comey/chapter/knighting-ceremony-sir-scott-of-diablo.md Scott Floyd is knighted as "Sir Scott of Diablo" after donating $1,000. He joins the "Luke's Roundtable" and is granted access to the various fictional amenities of the No Agenda peerage. The hosts also grant birthday karma to "Sir Bemros," who manages the show's back-office data center. Keywords: [knighting](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/knighting.md), luke's roundtable, scott floyd, [no agenda nation](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/no-agenda-nation.md), [karma](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/karma.md) ### Round Table Traditions and No Agenda Rings - **Episode:** [1821: Genesis](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1821-genesis.md) - **Published:** 2025-11-30 - **Time:** 2:53:54–2:55:43 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1821-genesis/chapter/round-table-traditions-and-no-agenda-rings.md The knighting ceremony continues with the traditional reading of the "round table" menu, including items like pepperoni rolls and lukewarm tequila. The hosts discuss the logistics of ordering "No Agenda Rings" for new knights and dames, noting the difficulty of gauging various ring sizes. Keywords: [round table](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/round-table.md), [no agenda rings](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/no-agenda-rings.md), [knighting](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/knighting.md), [layaway](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/layaway.md), [ceremony](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/ceremony.md) ### Knighting Ceremony and No Agenda Rings - **Episode:** [1813: Lunchbox](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1813-lunchbox.md) - **Published:** 2025-11-02 - **Time:** 2:59:24–3:03:05 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1813-lunchbox/chapter/knighting-ceremony-and-no-agenda-rings.md The show concludes with a formal knighting ceremony for Daniela Pompeo, who is named a Dame of the No Agenda Roundtable. The hosts also award a Peace Prize and a Secretary General title to other high-value donors. Listeners are directed to the show's dedicated ring website to view signet rings and certificates of authenticity for their new titles. Keywords: [knighting](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/knighting.md), [dame](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/dame.md), [secretary general](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/secretary-general.md), [peace prize](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/peace-prize.md), [no agenda rings](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/no-agenda-rings.md) ### Knighting Ceremony, Sir John of the Bayou - **Episode:** [1769: Mr. Umami](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1769-mr-umami.md) - **Published:** 2025-06-01 - **Time:** 3:16:48–3:21:29 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1769-mr-umami/chapter/knighting-ceremony-sir-john-of-the-bayou.md John Elmore was officially knighted as "Sir John of the Bayou" following his $1,000 donation to the program. The ceremony included the traditional reading of the "coffin varnish" list and the presentation of a symbolic knight ring. Additionally, Sir Adriel was elevated to the status of Baronet, and several listeners were celebrated for their upcoming birthdays. Keywords: john elmore, [knighting](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/knighting.md), [baronet](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/baronet.md), [no agenda rings](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/no-agenda-rings.md), [birthday](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/birthday.md) ### Knighting Ceremony, Sir Pliny the Hodler - **Episode:** [1766: Cinematic Ambush](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1766-cinematic-ambush.md) - **Published:** 2025-05-22 - **Time:** 2:54:05–2:56:20 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1766-cinematic-ambush/chapter/knighting-ceremony-sir-pliny-the-hodler.md Ryan Nunn-o is officially knighted as "Sir Pliny the Hodler" in a formal ceremony. He is welcomed to the "Roundtable" and granted the traditional (humorous) perks of knighthood. The hosts explain the process of receiving a custom signet ring from NoAgendaRings.com, which includes a certificate of authenticity and sealing wax for important correspondence. Keywords: [knighting](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/knighting.md), sir pliny, [signet ring](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/signet-ring.md), [roundtable](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/roundtable.md), [no agenda rings](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/no-agenda-rings.md) ### Knighting Ceremony, Commodore J-Stroke, No Agenda Rings - **Episode:** [1756: AG Barbie](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1756-ag-barbie.md) - **Published:** 2025-04-17 - **Time:** 3:01:54–3:04:19 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1756-ag-barbie/chapter/knighting-ceremony-commodore-j-stroke-no-agenda-rings.md Commodore J-Stroke is officially knighted following a contribution of $1,000 or more. The ceremony includes the traditional reading of the "mutton and mead" menu and the presentation of the No Agenda Knight ring. Listeners are encouraged to visit the show's website to view the official signet rings and sizing guides for their own knighthoods and doctorates. Keywords: [knighting](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/knighting.md), commodore j-stroke, [no agenda rings](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/no-agenda-rings.md), [cignet ring](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cignet-ring.md), [certificate](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/certificate.md) ### Knighting Ceremony and Meetup Reports - **Episode:** [1738: Swasticars](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1738-swasticars.md) - **Published:** 2025-02-13 - **Time:** 3:03:48–3:09:41 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1738-swasticars/chapter/knighting-ceremony-and-meetup-reports.md The show conducts a formal knighting ceremony for new Dames and Knights who have reached the required donation threshold. This is followed by reports from recent No Agenda meetups in Colorado Springs and announcements for upcoming gatherings in Munich, Dallas, and Michigan. The hosts encourage listeners to use the new meetup website to connect with other "producers." Keywords: [knighting](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/knighting.md), [peerage](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/peerage.md), [colorado springs](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/colorado-springs.md), [munich](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/munich.md), [no agenda meetups](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/no-agenda-meetups.md) ### Knighting Ceremony for Sir James DuPont - **Episode:** [1735: Old Bag](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1735-old-bag.md) - **Published:** 2025-02-02 - **Time:** 3:05:14–3:07:00 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1735-old-bag/chapter/knighting-ceremony-for-sir-james-dupont.md James DuPont is officially knighted as "Sir James DuPont, Knight of Soul Fun Meme" following a $1,000 donation. The hosts perform the traditional ceremony, welcoming him to the No Agenda Roundtable and encouraging him to claim his knight ring. Keywords: [knighting](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/knighting.md), james dupont, soul fun meme, no agenda knight, [roundtable](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/roundtable.md) ### Knighting Ceremony, Brooklyn Gentrification and Meetup Announcements - **Episode:** [1703: New Screw](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1703-new-screw.md) - **Published:** 2024-10-13 - **Time:** 2:51:05–2:58:08 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1703-new-screw/chapter/knighting-ceremony-brooklyn-gentrification-and-meetup-announcements.md Sir Newman and Sir Ken are officially knighted following their significant financial support. The segment concludes with a long list of upcoming No Agenda meetups across the U.S., Canada, and Europe, including a major event in Fredericksburg, Texas. Keywords: [knighting](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/knighting.md), [brooklyn](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/brooklyn.md), [meetups](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/meetups.md), [fredericksburg](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/fredericksburg.md), [texas](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/texas.md), [no agenda rings](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/no-agenda-rings.md) ### Knighting Ceremony, Sir Zev Mo, Commodore Titles - **Episode:** [1702: Sloppin' Hopper](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1702-sloppin-hopper.md) - **Published:** 2024-10-10 - **Time:** 2:44:51–2:48:15 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1702-sloppin-hopper/chapter/knighting-ceremony-sir-zev-mo-commodore-titles.md Zev Green is officially knighted as "Sir Zev Mo, Protector of the Digital Wallet" following a $1,000 donation. 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