# Mutton on The No Agenda Show Mutton comes up in 46 chapters across 45 episodes of The No Agenda Show, from July 2012 to October 2026. - **Chapters:** 46 - **Episodes:** 45 - **Discussed:** July 2012 – October 2026 - **Related topics:** [Knighting](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/knighting.md), [Knighthood](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/knighthood.md), [Mead](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/mead.md), [Roundtable](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/roundtable.md), [Birthdays](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/birthdays.md), [Round Table](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/round-table.md), [Signet Rings](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/signet-rings.md), [Signet Ring](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/signet-ring.md), [Ceremony](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/ceremony.md), [Chardonnay](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/chardonnay.md) ## Chapters 1–20 of 46 ### Knighting Ceremony for Sir R.C. Mouse and Sir Duane - **Episode:** [1908: Chivatican](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1908-chivatican.md) - **Published:** 2026-10-01 - **Time:** 2:28:11–2:31:05 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1908-chivatican/chapter/knighting-ceremony-for-sir-r-c-mouse-and-sir-duane.md Adam Curry conducts a formal knighting ceremony for Sir R.C. Mouse and Sir Duane of the Porcelain Throne. The ceremony includes the traditional reading of the "Hookers and Blow" list of celebratory items and the granting of signet rings from No Agenda Rings. Curry welcomes the new knights to the roundtable and thanks them for their significant financial support of the program. Keywords: [knighting](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/knighting.md), [signet ring](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/signet-ring.md), [no agenda rings](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/no-agenda-rings.md), [hookers and blow](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/hookers-and-blow.md), [mutton and mead](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/mutton-and-mead.md) ### Knighting Ceremony and the Order of the Ant Pin - **Episode:** [1903: Non-Practicing](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1903-non-practicing.md) - **Published:** 2026-09-13 - **Time:** 3:05:56–3:09:48 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1903-non-practicing/chapter/knighting-ceremony-and-the-order-of-the-ant-pin.md Adam Curry performs a formal knighting ceremony for Dame Maggie and Sir Tim. He describes the new "Order of the Ant" pin and certificate, which features the final signatures of both Curry and Dvorak. The "roundtable" of imaginary food and drinks is presented to the new knights and dames. Keywords: [knighting](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/knighting.md), [order of the ant](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/order-of-the-ant.md), [pins](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/pins.md), [roundtable](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/roundtable.md), [mutton](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/mutton.md) ### Knighting Ceremony, Signet Rings, Mutton and Mead - **Episode:** [1887: The Stick Works](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1887-the-stick-works.md) - **Published:** 2026-07-19 - **Time:** 2:39:35–2:41:57 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1887-the-stick-works/chapter/knighting-ceremony-signet-rings-mutton-and-mead.md The formal knighting ceremony for Dame Rebecca at the Mic and Sir Skibbity of St. Petersburg is conducted. The hosts list the traditional (and humorous) items available at the No Agenda Round Table, such as "Mutton & Mead" and "Hookers & Blow." New knights and dames are directed to NoahJenTheRings.com to claim their signet rings and certificates. Keywords: [knighting](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/knighting.md), [signet rings](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/signet-rings.md), [mutton](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/mutton.md), [mead](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/mead.md), [round table](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/round-table.md) ### Knighting Ceremony, Sir Fungus Among Us - **Episode:** [1808: Bad Fad](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1808-bad-fad.md) - **Published:** 2025-10-16 - **Time:** 2:50:12–2:55:41 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1808-bad-fad/chapter/knighting-ceremony-sir-fungus-among-us.md Ron Sherman is officially knighted as "Sir Fungus Among Us" following his cumulative contribution of $1,000 to the show. The ceremony includes the traditional bestowal of "Hookers & Blow, Rent Boys, and Chardonnay" at the No Agenda Roundtable. Listeners are encouraged to visit the show's website to view the signet rings and certificates available to those who reach the rank of Knight or Dame. Keywords: [knighting](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/knighting.md), [roundtable](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/roundtable.md), [chardonnay](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/chardonnay.md), [mutton](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/mutton.md), [rings](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/rings.md) ### Birthdays, Commodores, Knighting Ceremony - **Episode:** [1759: Eat The Babies](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1759-eat-the-babies.md) - **Published:** 2025-04-27 - **Time:** 3:15:09–3:18:16 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1759-eat-the-babies/chapter/birthdays-commodores-knighting-ceremony.md The hosts celebrate several listener birthdays and conduct the official knighting and Commodore ceremonies. New Commodores are directed to noagenderings.com to receive their certificates, while new Knights are welcomed to the "No Agenda Roundtable" with traditional (and humorous) offerings of mutton and mead. The segment emphasizes the community bonds formed through the show's honorary titles. Keywords: [knighthood](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/knighthood.md), [commodore](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/commodore.md), [no agenda rings](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/no-agenda-rings.md), [mutton](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/mutton.md), [mead](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/mead.md) ### Knighting of Sir Im-perfect, Signet Rings and Roundtable Traditions - **Episode:** [1731: Cyber Timebombs](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1731-cyber-timebombs.md) - **Published:** 2025-01-19 - **Time:** 3:17:47–3:19:56 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1731-cyber-timebombs/chapter/knighting-of-sir-im-perfect-signet-rings-and-roundtable-traditions.md Ty Glander is officially knighted as "Sir Im-perfect" following a significant financial contribution to the show. The traditional knighting ceremony includes the symbolic offering of "mutton and mead" and the presentation of a signet ring for official correspondence. This ritual reinforces the hierarchical but inclusive structure of the No Agenda producer community. Keywords: [knighting](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/knighting.md), [signet ring](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/signet-ring.md), [roundtable](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/roundtable.md), [mutton](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/mutton.md), [mead](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/mead.md) ### Final Donor Credits, Knighting Ceremony, PO Box Books - **Episode:** [1662: Rousting Granny](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1662-rousting-granny.md) - **Published:** 2024-05-23 - **Time:** 2:37:16–2:45:37 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1662-rousting-granny/chapter/final-donor-credits-knighting-ceremony-po-box-books.md The final segment of donor acknowledgments includes contributions from Zachary Welch, Ian Field, and Jason Shepard, who was knighted as Sir Han Sure Hand. The hosts discuss the arrival of a new book, "The Wizard, The Witch, Her Madman and His Mistress," by Sir Benjamin Doolin. The knighting ceremony concludes with traditional references to "Hookers & Blow" and "Mutton & Mead." Keywords: [donations](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/donations.md), [knighthood](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/knighthood.md), [signet rings](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/signet-rings.md), benjamin doolin, [mutton](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/mutton.md), [mead](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/mead.md) ### Knighting Ceremony, Sir Waldo of Lower Alabama - **Episode:** [1657: Trash Can Man](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1657-trash-can-man.md) - **Published:** 2024-05-05 - **Time:** 2:45:10–2:48:10 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1657-trash-can-man/chapter/knighting-ceremony-sir-waldo-of-lower-alabama.md Waldo from Lower Alabama is officially knighted as "Sir Waldo of the Lake of Lower Alabama" after reaching the required donation threshold. The ceremony includes the traditional reading of the roundtable menu and the awarding of a signet ring and certificate of authenticity. Keywords: [knighthood](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/knighthood.md), [roundtable](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/roundtable.md), [signet ring](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/signet-ring.md), lower alabama, mutton and meat ### Birthday Call-outs, Knighthood Ceremony, No Agenda Rings - **Episode:** [1542: Digital Dementia](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1542-digital-dementia.md) - **Published:** 2023-03-30 - **Time:** 2:40:00–2:42:40 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1542-digital-dementia/chapter/birthday-call-outs-knighthood-ceremony-no-agenda-rings.md The hosts celebrate several listener birthdays and perform a formal knighthood ceremony for three new knights and a dame. They describe the "No Agenda Rings" available at the round table and invite the new producers to join the community. The segment concludes with the traditional "Mutton and Mead" welcome. Keywords: [birthdays](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/birthdays.md), [knighthood](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/knighthood.md), [cignet rings](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cignet-rings.md), [mutton and mead](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/mutton-and-mead.md), [round table](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/round-table.md) ### Birthday Announcements, Title Changes and No Agenda Rings - **Episode:** [1527: Grip & Grin](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1527-grip-grin.md) - **Published:** 2023-02-05 - **Time:** 2:04:30–2:07:51 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1527-grip-grin/chapter/birthday-announcements-title-changes-and-no-agenda-rings.md The show concludes with birthday wishes for several producers and the formal announcement of title changes for long-term supporters. The hosts describe the official No Agenda signet rings available for knights and dames, which can be used for sealing correspondence. A humorous list of traditional "rewards" for new knights is recited. Keywords: [birthdays](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/birthdays.md), [signet rings](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/signet-rings.md), [harlots](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/harlots.md), [mutton](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/mutton.md), [no agenda rings](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/no-agenda-rings.md) ### Roundtable Menu, Title Changes - **Episode:** [1502: Shood Fortage](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1502-shood-fortage.md) - **Published:** 2022-11-24 - **Time:** 2:56:50–3:00:53 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1502-shood-fortage/chapter/roundtable-menu-title-changes.md A summary of the "Roundtable" menu for the newly knighted producers, featuring items like mutton, mead, and various spirits. Several producers receive title changes, such as Sir Wayne Larkham becoming Baron Waino. The hosts direct producers to the No Agenda Nation website to provide ring sizes for their commemorative rings. Keywords: [roundtable](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/roundtable.md), [mutton](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/mutton.md), [mead](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/mead.md), [title changes](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/title-changes.md), [knighting](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/knighting.md), [dames](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/dames.md) ### Knighting Ceremony, Signet Rings and Mutton - **Episode:** [1457: MAGATARD](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1457-magatard.md) - **Published:** 2022-06-05 - **Time:** 2:35:13–2:38:27 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1457-magatard/chapter/knighting-ceremony-signet-rings-and-mutton.md The final knighting ceremony of the episode inducts four new knights into the No Agenda Round Table. The hosts explain the process for receiving signet rings and certificates of authenticity. The new knights are invited to enjoy a virtual feast of mutton, mead, and various requested beverages. Keywords: [knighthood](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/knighthood.md), [signet ring](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/signet-ring.md), [mutton](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/mutton.md), [round table](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/round-table.md), [producer](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/producer.md), [ceremony](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/ceremony.md) ### Birthday Celebrations, Title Upgrades, Signet Rings - **Episode:** [1448: French Rats](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1448-french-rats.md) - **Published:** 2022-05-06 - **Time:** 2:49:28–2:54:04 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1448-french-rats/chapter/birthday-celebrations-title-upgrades-signet-rings.md A comprehensive list of producer birthdays is read, including a 5th birthday for "Theo Dorable Dvorak." Several title upgrades are announced, including Dame Jennifer becoming a Viscountess. 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New knights were directed to the No Agenda Nation website to claim their official rings. Keywords: [knighthood](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/knighthood.md), [ceremony](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/ceremony.md), [rings](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/rings.md), [mutton](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/mutton.md), [mead](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/mead.md) ### Peerage Upgrades, Sir Furr Baronetcy - **Episode:** [1413: Flurona](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1413-flurona.md) - **Published:** 2022-01-03 - **Time:** 2:58:41–3:00:45 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1413-flurona/chapter/peerage-upgrades-sir-furr-baronetcy.md Sir Furr is upgraded to the peerage of Baronet following an additional $1,000 donation. The ceremony includes the traditional "boost blade" ritual and a list of humorous roundtable refreshments, ranging from "mutton and mead" to "vodka and vanilla." 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Keywords: [knighting](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/knighting.md), [round table](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/round-table.md), [noagendanation.com](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/noagendanation-com.md), [hookers and blow](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/hookers-and-blow.md), [mutton and mead](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/mutton-and-mead.md) ### Knighting Ceremony for New No Agenda Peers - **Episode:** [1361: Variant Factories](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1361-variant-factories.md) - **Published:** 2021-07-04 - **Time:** 2:56:58–3:00:01 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1361-variant-factories/chapter/knighting-ceremony-for-new-no-agenda-peers.md In a formal knighting ceremony, the hosts grant titles to seven high-level donors, including Dame Jen of the Free Republic of England and Sir Michael Anthony, the Mutton Monger. 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