# Monterey on The No Agenda Show Monterey comes up in 17 chapters across 17 episodes of The No Agenda Show, from October 2008 to July 2026. - **Chapters:** 17 - **Episodes:** 17 - **Discussed:** October 2008 – July 2026 - **Related topics:** [Berkeley](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/berkeley.md), [De-douching](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/de-douching.md), [Grocery Shopping](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/grocery-shopping.md), [300 Club](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/300-club.md), [Adam Curry](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/adam-curry.md), [Anecdote](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/anecdote.md), [Antifa](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/antifa.md), [Austin](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/austin.md), [Background Checks](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/background-checks.md), [Bankruptcy](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/bankruptcy.md) ## Chapters 1–17 of 17 ### Berkeley Grocery Store Etiquette and Canvas Bag Trends - **Episode:** [1889: Producer's Tribute to JCD](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1889-producer-s-tribute-to-jcd.md) - **Published:** 2026-07-27 - **Time:** 1:02:35–1:06:36 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1889-producer-s-tribute-to-jcd/chapter/berkeley-grocery-store-etiquette-and-canvas-bag-trends.md An observation of the social dynamics at Monterey Foods in Berkeley describes a clash between "frumpy" locals and outsiders who dress up for grocery shopping. The anecdote focuses on a woman demanding her vegetables be repacked from paper into dirty canvas bags, highlighting the performative nature of environmentalism. The hosts note that the trend of carrying grimy canvas bags has largely faded in the U.S. but remains common in Europe. Keywords: [berkeley](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/berkeley.md), [monterey foods](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/monterey-foods.md), canvas bags, [social commentary](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/social-commentary.md), [grocery shopping](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/grocery-shopping.md) ### Personal Anecdote Regarding Potential Epstein Meeting - **Episode:** [1839: Feces Thesis](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1839-feces-thesis.md) - **Published:** 2026-02-01 - **Time:** 42:08–44:26 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1839-feces-thesis/chapter/personal-anecdote-regarding-potential-epstein-meeting.md A personal anecdote describes a near-miss encounter with Jeffrey Epstein at a billionaire dinner in Monterey, California. The speaker recalls being invited to a third-party event where Epstein was a guest but ultimately decided not to attend due to the travel distance and a lack of interest in high-society networking. Keywords: [monterey](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/monterey.md), [california](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/california.md), [jeffrey epstein](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/jeffrey-epstein.md), billionaire dinner, [networking](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/networking.md) ### Biden Gun Control Executive Order, Monterey Park - **Episode:** [1538: FedNow](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1538-fednow.md) - **Published:** 2023-03-16 - **Time:** 2:36:45–2:38:54 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1538-fednow/chapter/biden-gun-control-executive-order-monterey-park.md President Biden traveled to Monterey Park, California, to sign an executive order aimed at increasing the number of background checks for firearm sales. During his speech, Biden called on Congress to pass stricter gun legislation and accused "MAGA Republicans" of wanting to defund the police and abolish the FBI. Critics argue the President is using recent tragedies to push a pre-planned 2024 campaign agenda. Keywords: [joe biden](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/joe-biden.md), [gun control](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/gun-control.md), [executive order](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/executive-order.md), [background checks](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/background-checks.md), monterey park ### Damehood Petitions, Navy Boot Camp and Wine pH Levels - **Episode:** [1322: Dark Fate](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1322-dark-fate.md) - **Published:** 2021-02-18 - **Time:** 2:01:15–2:06:58 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1322-dark-fate/chapter/damehood-petitions-navy-boot-camp-and-wine-ph-levels.md Donors from Floyd's Knobs, Indiana, and Richmond, Virginia, contribute toward their Damehood and Knighthood titles. One producer prepares for Navy boot camp and language school in Monterey, expressing a desire to see California Governor Gavin Newsom recalled. A winemaker from South Australia, Mike Brewer, reports a series of coincidental "3.33" readings in his grape pH levels and his niece's birth weight, leading to a $333.33 donation. Keywords: floyd's knobs, [monterey](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/monterey.md), [gavin newsom](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/gavin-newsom.md), [chardonnay](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/chardonnay.md), [south australia](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/south-australia.md) ### Eagle Scout Brett, Smokin' Hot Girlfriend Doreen, White Knight Houston - **Episode:** [1306: Antigenic Drift](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1306-antigenic-drift.md) - **Published:** 2020-12-27 - **Time:** 3:49:21–3:53:38 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1306-antigenic-drift/chapter/eagle-scout-brett-smokin-hot-girlfriend-doreen-white-knight-houston.md A series of donations include Eagle Scout Brett from Monterey, who was "de-douched" after his sister-in-law called him out. Other mentions include a 33rd birthday for Doreen Padding and a 62nd birthday for Sir Brian, the "White Knight" in Houston. Keywords: [eagle scout](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/eagle-scout.md), [monterey](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/monterey.md), [houston](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/houston.md), [birthday](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/birthday.md), [de-douching](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/de-douching.md) ### The "Stink Eye" and Social Pressure for Masks - **Episode:** [1231: Mask QR Raid](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1231-mask-qr-raid.md) - **Published:** 2020-04-09 - **Time:** 2:18:21–2:21:05 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1231-mask-qr-raid/chapter/the-stink-eye-and-social-pressure-for-masks.md The hosts discuss the social pressure to wear masks, predicting that those who go without will soon face public "stink eye" or verbal confrontation. An anecdote about a trip to Costco describes "zombie-like" behavior among shoppers and the difficulty of maintaining six-foot distances. There is a suggestion that the No Agenda Shop should create masks designed to confuse facial recognition software. Keywords: [monterey](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/monterey.md), [costco](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/costco.md), [social distancing](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/social-distancing.md), [face masks](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/face-masks.md), [facial recognition](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/facial-recognition.md) ### New Knights and Barons of the No Agenda Empire - **Episode:** [976: 10th Anniversary](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/976-10th-anniversary.md) - **Published:** 2017-10-27 - **Time:** 1:11:53–1:16:17 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/976-10th-anniversary/chapter/new-knights-and-barons-of-the-no-agenda-empire.md Sir Greg of Historic Norcross and Julian Duwek (Sir Cerveza) are recognized for their substantial contributions. Duwek is immediately upgraded to Baron of Monterey County after a $1,500 bank draft, while the hosts discuss the importance of the live chat room in the show's ecosystem. Keywords: [sir greg](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/sir-greg.md), julian duwek, monterey county, [knighthood](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/knighthood.md), [barony](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/barony.md), [de-douching](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/de-douching.md) ### Orchestrated Civil Unrest, Parallel Operations Strategy - **Episode:** [969: Sock Puppet Media](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/969-sock-puppet-media.md) - **Published:** 2017-10-01 - **Time:** 1:42:43–1:50:04 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/969-sock-puppet-media/chapter/orchestrated-civil-unrest-parallel-operations-strategy.md Griffin argues that modern civil unrest, including clashes between Antifa and right-wing groups, is orchestrated and financed to create a race war. The hosts expand on this by discussing an American military strategy of "parallel operations," where intelligence agencies set up fake activist groups to co-opt and control political movements. Keywords: [antifa](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/antifa.md), [george soros](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/george-soros.md), [counterintelligence](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/counterintelligence.md), blacktivists, [monterey](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/monterey.md) ### Salinas Bankruptcy Fears, Global Bond Sell-off, Public Sector Salaries - **Episode:** [968: In the Saddle](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/968-in-the-saddle.md) - **Published:** 2017-09-28 - **Time:** 2:27:42–2:30:54 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/968-in-the-saddle/chapter/salinas-bankruptcy-fears-global-bond-sell-off-public-sector-salaries.md The city of Salinas, California, is facing potential bankruptcy as leaders struggle with sustainability and rising costs. This local crisis coincides with a global bond market sell-off triggered by uncertainty over U.S. tax reform. Critics point to exorbitant salaries for police and fire chiefs — sometimes exceeding $450,000 — as a primary driver of municipal financial failures in the Bay Area and beyond. Keywords: salinas, [bankruptcy](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/bankruptcy.md), [bond market](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/bond-market.md), police salaries, monterey county ### Millennial Social Compacts, Grocery Store Line Etiquette - **Episode:** [952: iChip®](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/952-ichip.md) - **Published:** 2017-08-03 - **Time:** 5:12 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/952-ichip/chapter/millennial-social-compacts-grocery-store-line-etiquette.md A discussion of social behaviors among Millennials centers on an incident at Monterey Foods in Berkeley, California. Observations at the vegetable store reveal a lack of formal queuing systems, leading to reliance on informal social compacts that younger generations often fail to enforce. An anecdote describes a situation where older individuals had to intervene when a person unintentionally cut in line because the surrounding Millennials remained silent. Keywords: [millennials](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/millennials.md), [monterey foods](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/monterey-foods.md), [berkeley](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/berkeley.md), social compact, [line cutting](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/line-cutting.md), [etiquette](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/etiquette.md) ### No Agenda Episode 812 Introduction and Italian Meat ISO - **Episode:** [812: Non-Disabled](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/812-non-disabled.md) - **Published:** 2016-03-31 - **Time:** 2:57 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/812-non-disabled/chapter/no-agenda-episode-812-introduction-and-italian-meat-iso.md Adam Curry and John C. Dvorak open Episode 812 of the No Agenda podcast from Austin, Texas, and Northern Silicon Valley. The hosts discuss technical audio levels and play a "screwball" ISO clip featuring unpronounceable Italian names and a discussion about raw meat. The clip originates from a seminar at the Monterey Peninsula Wine and Food Festival involving Guy Fieri. 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In Monterey, California, a granite statue of Saint Junipero Serra was decapitated, sparking a discussion on the saint's controversial canonization and alleged miracles. 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The conversation includes a brief anecdote about observing individuals at a grocery store and speculation about the use of testosterone within the community. Keywords: [lesbian bed death](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/lesbian-bed-death.md), [testosterone](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/testosterone.md), [monterey foods](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/monterey-foods.md), [social observation](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/social-observation.md), [anecdote](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/anecdote.md) ### Monterey Market, Listener Birthdays and Support - **Episode:** [301: Code 33](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/301-code-33.md) - **Published:** 2011-05-05 - **Time:** 1:30:38–1:33:43 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/301-code-33/chapter/monterey-market-listener-birthdays-and-support.md John Dvorak recounts being spotted by a listener at the Monterey Market. The hosts perform "de-douching" rituals for several listeners and acknowledge birthday wishes for Katarina Hogg and Candace Qualls. They emphasize the importance of small, recurring donations to keep the show independent from commercial interests. Keywords: monterey market, katarina hogg, nick mcneil, [de-douching](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/de-douching.md), [300 club](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/300-club.md) ### Black Friday Shopping, Kosher Turkeys, Homeless Outreach - **Episode:** [255: Radioactive Butts](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/255-radioactive-butts.md) - **Published:** 2010-11-25 - **Time:** 3:51–7:24 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/255-radioactive-butts/chapter/black-friday-shopping-kosher-turkeys-homeless-outreach.md Personal anecdotes regarding holiday preparations include a visit to the Glendale Galleria and observations of early Black Friday sales. One host describes purchasing a pre-brined bird from Kosher Valley after a local farm's heirloom turkeys died. The segment concludes with a plan to distribute leftover turkey sandwiches to the homeless population in Los Angeles. Keywords: glendale galleria, [black friday](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/black-friday.md), kosher valley, [monterey foods](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/monterey-foods.md), [brussels sprouts](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/brussels-sprouts.md) ### Berkeley Grocery Store Etiquette, Canvas Bag Rant - **Episode:** [85: Ketchup is Hard to Make](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/85-ketchup-is-hard-to-make.md) - **Published:** 2009-04-02 - **Time:** 28:37–33:42 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/85-ketchup-is-hard-to-make/chapter/berkeley-grocery-store-etiquette-canvas-bag-rant.md John Dvorak recounts an experience at Monterey Foods in Berkeley where a customer held up the checkout line to demand her vegetables be repacked into her own canvas bags. The anecdote serves as a critique of performative environmentalism and the "grimy" nature of reusable bags compared to standard paper options. 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