# Mead on The No Agenda Show

Mead comes up in 57 chapters across 56 episodes of The No Agenda Show, from June 2012 to October 2026.

- **Chapters:** 57
- **Episodes:** 56
- **Discussed:** June 2012 – October 2026
- **Related topics:** [Knighthood](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/knighthood.md), [Knighting](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/knighting.md), [Mutton](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/mutton.md), [Birthdays](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/birthdays.md), [Round Table](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/round-table.md), [Nsa](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/nsa.md), [Hookers And Blow](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/hookers-and-blow.md), [No Agenda Nation](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/no-agenda-nation.md), [Roundtable](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/roundtable.md), [Signet Rings](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/signet-rings.md)

## Chapters 1–20 of 57

### Knighting Ceremony for Sir R.C. Mouse and Sir Duane

- **Episode:** [1908: Chivatican](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1908-chivatican.md)
- **Published:** 2026-10-01
- **Time:** 2:28:11–2:31:05
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1908-chivatican/chapter/knighting-ceremony-for-sir-r-c-mouse-and-sir-duane.md

Adam Curry conducts a formal knighting ceremony for Sir R.C. Mouse and Sir Duane of the Porcelain Throne. The ceremony includes the traditional reading of the "Hookers and Blow" list of celebratory items and the granting of signet rings from No Agenda Rings. Curry welcomes the new knights to the roundtable and thanks them for their significant financial support of the program.

Keywords: [knighting](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/knighting.md), [signet ring](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/signet-ring.md), [no agenda rings](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/no-agenda-rings.md), [hookers and blow](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/hookers-and-blow.md), [mutton and mead](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/mutton-and-mead.md)

### Knighting Ceremony, Signet Rings, Mutton and Mead

- **Episode:** [1887: The Stick Works](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1887-the-stick-works.md)
- **Published:** 2026-07-19
- **Time:** 2:39:35–2:41:57
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1887-the-stick-works/chapter/knighting-ceremony-signet-rings-mutton-and-mead.md

The formal knighting ceremony for Dame Rebecca at the Mic and Sir Skibbity of St. Petersburg is conducted. The hosts list the traditional (and humorous) items available at the No Agenda Round Table, such as "Mutton & Mead" and "Hookers & Blow." New knights and dames are directed to NoahJenTheRings.com to claim their signet rings and certificates.

Keywords: [knighting](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/knighting.md), [signet rings](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/signet-rings.md), [mutton](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/mutton.md), [mead](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/mead.md), [round table](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/round-table.md)

### Sir Mike of the Mountain, Knighting Ritual

- **Episode:** [1763: AI Factory](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1763-ai-factory.md)
- **Published:** 2025-05-11
- **Time:** 2:52:28–2:55:07
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1763-ai-factory/chapter/sir-mike-of-the-mountain-knighting-ritual.md

Mike Dunn is officially dubbed "Sir Mike of the Mountain" in a knighting ceremony funded by his son. The ritual includes the traditional list of "rewards" and an invitation to order an official No Agenda Knight ring from the community-run website.

Keywords: [knighthood](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/knighthood.md), mike dunn, [no agenda rings](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/no-agenda-rings.md), [hookers and blow](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/hookers-and-blow.md), [mead](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/mead.md)

### Birthdays, Commodores, Knighting Ceremony

- **Episode:** [1759: Eat The Babies](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1759-eat-the-babies.md)
- **Published:** 2025-04-27
- **Time:** 3:15:09–3:18:16
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1759-eat-the-babies/chapter/birthdays-commodores-knighting-ceremony.md

The hosts celebrate several listener birthdays and conduct the official knighting and Commodore ceremonies. New Commodores are directed to noagenderings.com to receive their certificates, while new Knights are welcomed to the "No Agenda Roundtable" with traditional (and humorous) offerings of mutton and mead. The segment emphasizes the community bonds formed through the show's honorary titles.

Keywords: [knighthood](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/knighthood.md), [commodore](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/commodore.md), [no agenda rings](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/no-agenda-rings.md), [mutton](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/mutton.md), [mead](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/mead.md)

### Knighting of Sir Im-perfect, Signet Rings and Roundtable Traditions

- **Episode:** [1731: Cyber Timebombs](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1731-cyber-timebombs.md)
- **Published:** 2025-01-19
- **Time:** 3:17:47–3:19:56
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1731-cyber-timebombs/chapter/knighting-of-sir-im-perfect-signet-rings-and-roundtable-traditions.md

Ty Glander is officially knighted as "Sir Im-perfect" following a significant financial contribution to the show. The traditional knighting ceremony includes the symbolic offering of "mutton and mead" and the presentation of a signet ring for official correspondence. This ritual reinforces the hierarchical but inclusive structure of the No Agenda producer community.

Keywords: [knighting](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/knighting.md), [signet ring](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/signet-ring.md), [roundtable](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/roundtable.md), [mutton](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/mutton.md), [mead](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/mead.md)

### Colorado River Water Deal, Hurricane Debbie Rainfall

- **Episode:** [1687: Authentified](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1687-authentified.md)
- **Published:** 2024-08-18
- **Time:** 2:40:30–2:46:05
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1687-authentified/chapter/colorado-river-water-deal-hurricane-debbie-rainfall.md

The federal government is paying the Imperial Irrigation District over $500 million from the Inflation Reduction Act to leave water in Lake Mead. Meanwhile, Tropical Storm Debbie caused significant inland flooding in Georgia. Meteorologists claim such slow-moving, "juiced" storms are becoming more common due to climate change, though the hosts note the hurricane season has been relatively quiet thus far.

Keywords: [colorado river](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/colorado-river.md), lake mead, hurricane debbie, [georgia](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/georgia.md), [inflation reduction act](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/inflation-reduction-act.md)

### Final Donor Credits, Knighting Ceremony, PO Box Books

- **Episode:** [1662: Rousting Granny](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1662-rousting-granny.md)
- **Published:** 2024-05-23
- **Time:** 2:37:16–2:45:37
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1662-rousting-granny/chapter/final-donor-credits-knighting-ceremony-po-box-books.md

The final segment of donor acknowledgments includes contributions from Zachary Welch, Ian Field, and Jason Shepard, who was knighted as Sir Han Sure Hand. The hosts discuss the arrival of a new book, "The Wizard, The Witch, Her Madman and His Mistress," by Sir Benjamin Doolin. The knighting ceremony concludes with traditional references to "Hookers & Blow" and "Mutton & Mead."

Keywords: [donations](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/donations.md), [knighthood](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/knighthood.md), [signet rings](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/signet-rings.md), benjamin doolin, [mutton](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/mutton.md), [mead](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/mead.md)

### Producer Credits, Birthdays, and Pulke Request

- **Episode:** [1653: Twigs](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1653-twigs.md)
- **Published:** 2024-04-21
- **Time:** 3:04:17–3:10:44
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1653-twigs/chapter/producer-credits-birthdays-and-pulke-request.md

The hosts read through the list of producers who donated $50 or more, including several "420" themed donations. They celebrate upcoming birthdays for listeners and formalize the knighthood of Dane Frost as "Sir Someone of the Green Valley." The new knight requested "Pulke" (pulque) and popcorn for his roundtable, leading to a brief discussion about the traditional Mexican agave beverage.

Keywords: [donations](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/donations.md), [birthdays](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/birthdays.md), pulke, agave, [mead](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/mead.md), [knighthood](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/knighthood.md)

### Dangle-Ops, Bureaucratic Score Settling Theory

- **Episode:** [1548: Dangle Op](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1548-dangle-op.md)
- **Published:** 2023-04-21
- **Time:** 17:26–20:35
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1548-dangle-op/chapter/dangle-ops-bureaucratic-score-settling-theory.md

A producer introduces the term "dangle-op" to describe the recent intelligence leaks, suggesting they are a form of bureaucratic score-settling rather than a security breach. The theory posits that the leaks are designed to distract from the failing Ukraine narrative, promote the Restrict Act, and protect the CIA while making the DOD look incompetent.

Keywords: dangle-op, [cia](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cia.md), [fort meade](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/fort-meade.md), [limited hangout](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/limited-hangout.md), [restrict act](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/restrict-act.md)

### Birthday Call-outs, Knighthood Ceremony, No Agenda Rings

- **Episode:** [1542: Digital Dementia](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1542-digital-dementia.md)
- **Published:** 2023-03-30
- **Time:** 2:40:00–2:42:40
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1542-digital-dementia/chapter/birthday-call-outs-knighthood-ceremony-no-agenda-rings.md

The hosts celebrate several listener birthdays and perform a formal knighthood ceremony for three new knights and a dame. They describe the "No Agenda Rings" available at the round table and invite the new producers to join the community. The segment concludes with the traditional "Mutton and Mead" welcome.

Keywords: [birthdays](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/birthdays.md), [knighthood](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/knighthood.md), [cignet rings](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cignet-rings.md), [mutton and mead](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/mutton-and-mead.md), [round table](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/round-table.md)

### Roundtable Menu, Title Changes

- **Episode:** [1502: Shood Fortage](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1502-shood-fortage.md)
- **Published:** 2022-11-24
- **Time:** 2:56:50–3:00:53
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1502-shood-fortage/chapter/roundtable-menu-title-changes.md

A summary of the "Roundtable" menu for the newly knighted producers, featuring items like mutton, mead, and various spirits. Several producers receive title changes, such as Sir Wayne Larkham becoming Baron Waino. The hosts direct producers to the No Agenda Nation website to provide ring sizes for their commemorative rings.

Keywords: [roundtable](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/roundtable.md), [mutton](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/mutton.md), [mead](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/mead.md), [title changes](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/title-changes.md), [knighting](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/knighting.md), [dames](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/dames.md)

### No Agenda Meetups, Oregon and Las Vegas Reports

- **Episode:** [1478: Flexitarianism](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1478-flexitarianism.md)
- **Published:** 2022-08-18
- **Time:** 3:03:47–3:08:06
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1478-flexitarianism/chapter/no-agenda-meetups-oregon-and-las-vegas-reports.md

Producers reported on recent meetups in Oregon, which featured a pomegranate mead tasting, and a gathering in Las Vegas during the Black Hat and Def Con conventions. Upcoming meetups are scheduled for Fort Worth, Jacksonville, and Dublin. These events are organized by listeners to foster community outside of mainstream media influence.

Keywords: [portland](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/portland.md), [las vegas](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/las-vegas.md), [black hat](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/black-hat.md), [def con](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/def-con.md), mead tasting

### Knighting Ceremony, Mead Quality Discussion

- **Episode:** [1467: Ninja Variant](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1467-ninja-variant.md)
- **Published:** 2022-07-10
- **Time:** 2:56:49–3:00:56
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1467-ninja-variant/chapter/knighting-ceremony-mead-quality-discussion.md

A formal knighting ceremony is held for several producers, including Sir Don Morota and Dame Audra of Legoland. The hosts also engage in a critique of Texas-made mead, describing it as "warm honey" and expressing disappointment in the lack of variety at local establishments.

Keywords: [knighthood](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/knighthood.md), [mead](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/mead.md), [round table](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/round-table.md), [rings](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/rings.md), [7-eleven](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/7-eleven.md)

### Texas Beef Initiative, Mead Tasting, Local Products

- **Episode:** [1466: Bo Jo No Mo](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1466-bo-jo-no-mo.md)
- **Published:** 2022-07-07
- **Time:** 50:55–56:04
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1466-bo-jo-no-mo/chapter/texas-beef-initiative-mead-tasting-local-products.md

Texas Slim of the Beef Initiative provided a "Top Hand Beef Box" to the hosts to promote local animal protein. A review of Texas Meadworks mead resulted in disappointment, with the hosts describing it as "diluted warm honey" and discussing the difficulty of finding high-quality mead.

Keywords: [texas slim](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/texas-slim.md), [beef initiative](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/beef-initiative.md), [mead](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/mead.md), texas meadworks, [oryx](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/oryx.md)

### Knighthood Ceremony and Birthday Celebrations

- **Episode:** [1463: Future Framework](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1463-future-framework.md)
- **Published:** 2022-06-26
- **Time:** 2:22:35–2:32:49
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1463-future-framework/chapter/knighthood-ceremony-and-birthday-celebrations.md

The hosts conduct a formal knighthood ceremony for "Sir Monster" and "Sir James," acknowledging their significant financial support. They also celebrate several producer birthdays and announce new titles, including Baroness of North Texas Hill Country for Dame G Money.

Keywords: [knighthood](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/knighthood.md), sir monster, sir james, [birthday](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/birthday.md), [hill country](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/hill-country.md), [mead](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/mead.md)

### Outro, "Ultra-MAGA" Remix, Lake Mead Discoveries

- **Episode:** [1450: New Collar Worker](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1450-new-collar-worker.md)
- **Published:** 2022-05-13
- **Time:** 3:02:23–3:09:37
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1450-new-collar-worker/chapter/outro-ultra-maga-remix-lake-mead-discoveries.md

The show concludes with a musical remix of Joe Biden's "Ultra-MAGA" comments and a montage of news reports regarding the receding water levels at Lake Mead. The reports detail the discovery of skeletal remains and artifacts as the reservoir hits record lows. The final audio clips cycle through various COVID-19 variant names, including XE, Lambda, and Mu, ending with the host's signature "mofos and such" sign-off.

Keywords: ultra-maga, lake mead, skeletal remains, [omicron](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/omicron.md), [variants](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/variants.md), [hoover dam](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/hoover-dam.md)

### Birthday Celebrations, Title Upgrades, Signet Rings

- **Episode:** [1448: French Rats](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1448-french-rats.md)
- **Published:** 2022-05-06
- **Time:** 2:49:28–2:54:04
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1448-french-rats/chapter/birthday-celebrations-title-upgrades-signet-rings.md

A comprehensive list of producer birthdays is read, including a 5th birthday for "Theo Dorable Dvorak." Several title upgrades are announced, including Dame Jennifer becoming a Viscountess. The new knights are welcomed to the roundtable with the traditional "mutton and mead" ceremony and instructions on how to claim their signet rings.

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### Listener Feedback and Peerage Credits

- **Episode:** [1437: Bruce Force](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1437-bruce-force.md)
- **Published:** 2022-03-27
- **Time:** 1:52:35–1:59:31
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1437-bruce-force/chapter/listener-feedback-and-peerage-credits.md

The hosts read letters from long-time listeners, including one who discovered the show via Joe Rogan. The segment concludes with the official knighting of several producers and a discussion of the traditional "mutton and mead" at the round table.

Keywords: [joe rogan](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/joe-rogan.md), uc santa barbara, [peerage](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/peerage.md), [signet rings](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/signet-rings.md), [mutton and mead](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/mutton-and-mead.md)

### Knighting Ceremony and Mutton and Mead

- **Episode:** [1415: Equity Hotel](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1415-equity-hotel.md)
- **Published:** 2022-01-09
- **Time:** 2:35:14–2:37:43
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1415-equity-hotel/chapter/knighting-ceremony-and-mutton-and-mead.md

A formal knighthood ceremony was held for Vance Cotier, Tyler Hall, and Tease Buttle. The hosts welcomed them to the "podium" and offered the traditional (symbolic) rewards of "mutton and mead" and "hookers and blow." New knights were directed to the No Agenda Nation website to claim their official rings.

Keywords: [knighthood](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/knighthood.md), [ceremony](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/ceremony.md), [rings](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/rings.md), [mutton](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/mutton.md), [mead](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/mead.md)

### Peerage Upgrades, Sir Furr Baronetcy

- **Episode:** [1413: Flurona](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1413-flurona.md)
- **Published:** 2022-01-03
- **Time:** 2:58:41–3:00:45
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1413-flurona/chapter/peerage-upgrades-sir-furr-baronetcy.md

Sir Furr is upgraded to the peerage of Baronet following an additional $1,000 donation. The ceremony includes the traditional "boost blade" ritual and a list of humorous roundtable refreshments, ranging from "mutton and mead" to "vodka and vanilla." These titles are part of the show's alternative hierarchy designed to survive a potential societal collapse.

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