# Layaway on The No Agenda Show Layaway comes up in 37 chapters across 35 episodes of The No Agenda Show, from October 2008 to October 2026. - **Chapters:** 37 - **Episodes:** 35 - **Discussed:** October 2008 – October 2026 - **Related topics:** [Knighthood](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/knighthood.md), [Walmart](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/walmart.md), [Secret Santa](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/secret-santa.md), [Native Advertising](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/native-advertising.md), [Australia](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/australia.md), [Donations](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/donations.md), [Knighting](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/knighting.md), [Round Table](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/round-table.md), [No Agenda Rings](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/no-agenda-rings.md), [Rings](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/rings.md) ## Chapters 1–20 of 37 ### Andrew Horowitz Co-Knighting, Layaway Knights and Dames - **Episode:** [1916: The Final Episode](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1916-the-final-episode.md) - **Published:** 2026-10-30 - **Time:** 5:24:26–5:32:43 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1916-the-final-episode/chapter/andrew-horowitz-co-knighting-layaway-knights-and-dames.md Andrew Horowitz joins the ceremony to co-knight a secondary list of supporters categorized as layaway knights and dames. The hosts use ceremonial blades to dub individuals with titles such as Sir Loud Neighbor, Baron Jimmy Big Nuts, and Dame Turf of Brexit. This extensive list recognizes contributors from various regions including the UK, Florida, and the Pacific Northwest. Keywords: [andrew horowitz](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/andrew-horowitz.md), [knighting](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/knighting.md), [dame](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/dame.md), [peerage](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/peerage.md), layaway knights ### Gigawatt Coffee, ImageMakers and International Exchange Rates - **Episode:** [1881: Cow Cartel](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1881-cow-cartel.md) - **Published:** 2026-06-28 - **Time:** 2:24:20–2:29:00 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1881-cow-cartel/chapter/gigawatt-coffee-imagemakers-and-international-exchange-rates.md Eli the Coffee Guy and Linda Lou Patkin provide updates on their respective businesses, Gigawatt Coffee and ImageMakers Inc. A donor from Queensland, Australia, notes the poor exchange rate, where $200 USD equals over $303 AUD. The segment concludes with Jason Chapman achieving knighthood through a "layaway" plan of consistent weekly donations since 2022. Keywords: [gigawatt coffee](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/gigawatt-coffee.md), [imagemakers](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/imagemakers.md), [australia](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/australia.md), [exchange rate](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/exchange-rate.md), [knighthood](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/knighthood.md), [layaway](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/layaway.md) ### Layaway Knights and Dames Induction - **Episode:** [1860: micro-dosing](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1860-micro-dosing.md) - **Published:** 2026-04-16 - **Time:** 2:30:31–2:33:33 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1860-micro-dosing/chapter/layaway-knights-and-dames-induction.md Several listeners who completed their "layaway" donation goals are officially inducted as Knights and Dames. Priscilla Rubio is named Dame Alice Serpe of California, and other new members are assigned their virtual refreshments at the roundtable. The hosts promote the No Agenda signet rings available for verified Knights and Dames. 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The hosts contrast this anonymous act with modern influencers who film their charitable deeds for social media engagement. Keywords: [secret santa](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/secret-santa.md), burlington, [wilmington](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/wilmington.md), [layaway](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/layaway.md), [christmas](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/christmas.md) ### Secret Santa Layaway Payoff Media Tropes - **Episode:** [1821: Genesis](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1821-genesis.md) - **Published:** 2025-11-30 - **Time:** 3:54–5:23 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1821-genesis/chapter/secret-santa-layaway-payoff-media-tropes.md The discussion highlights the recurring holiday media trope of an anonymous "Secret Santa" paying off shoppers' layaway balances at Walmart. These stories frequently feature local real estate developers and emotional shoppers on local news broadcasts. The hosts suggest these events are often coordinated promotional efforts by the retailer. Keywords: [secret santa](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/secret-santa.md), [layaway](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/layaway.md), [walmart](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/walmart.md), [local news](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/local-news.md), real estate developer ### Round Table Traditions and No Agenda Rings - **Episode:** [1821: Genesis](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1821-genesis.md) - **Published:** 2025-11-30 - **Time:** 2:53:54–2:55:43 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1821-genesis/chapter/round-table-traditions-and-no-agenda-rings.md The knighting ceremony continues with the traditional reading of the "round table" menu, including items like pepperoni rolls and lukewarm tequila. The hosts discuss the logistics of ordering "No Agenda Rings" for new knights and dames, noting the difficulty of gauging various ring sizes. Keywords: [round table](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/round-table.md), [no agenda rings](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/no-agenda-rings.md), [knighting](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/knighting.md), [layaway](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/layaway.md), [ceremony](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/ceremony.md) ### Layaway Knighting of Sir Tom Baron of the Frozen Tundra - **Episode:** [1760: Mercenary Spyware](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1760-mercenary-spyware.md) - **Published:** 2025-05-01 - **Time:** 3:06:49–3:09:20 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1760-mercenary-spyware/chapter/layaway-knighting-of-sir-tom-baron-of-the-frozen-tundra.md The program concludes its formal ceremonies with the knighting of "Sir Tom, Baron Tom Warden of the Frozen Tundra," who achieved his title through 11 years of monthly $33.33 donations. The ceremony includes the traditional recitation of the "round table" provisions and instructions for receiving a custom ring and certificate of authenticity. Tom's journey from a "layaway" donor to a Baron is celebrated as a model for long-term listener support. Keywords: [knighting](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/knighting.md), [layaway](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/layaway.md), frozen tundra, [bratwurst](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/bratwurst.md), [rings](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/rings.md), [certificate](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/certificate.md) ### Knighting Ceremony, Sir Matt the Bard Knight - **Episode:** [1713: Lipless Wonder](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1713-lipless-wonder.md) - **Published:** 2024-11-17 - **Time:** 2:51:25–2:57:56 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1713-lipless-wonder/chapter/knighting-ceremony-sir-matt-the-bard-knight.md Matt Bartlett was officially knighted as "Sir Matt the Bard Knight Troll of the Diminished State" after completing a long-term "layaway" donation plan. The ceremony included the traditional reading of the "hookers and blow" list and the granting of a signet ring for sealing correspondence. Bartlett, a Michigan resident, noted that his title reflects both his status as a former "lurker" and his hope for a smaller federal government. Keywords: [knighthood](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/knighthood.md), matt bartlett, [layaway plan](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/layaway-plan.md), [signet ring](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/signet-ring.md), [roundtable](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/roundtable.md) ### Knighting Ceremony and Round Table Feast - **Episode:** [1695: Pronoun Journey](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1695-pronoun-journey.md) - **Published:** 2024-09-15 - **Time:** 2:55:25–3:00:15 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1695-pronoun-journey/chapter/knighting-ceremony-and-round-table-feast.md A formal knighthood ceremony welcomes new Knights and Dames to the "Round Table," including Sir Hans and Dame Janet. The hosts detail the elaborate virtual feast, which includes Brunello wine, lobster tails, and mole poblano. Information is provided regarding the "No Agenda Rings" and the tradition of using wax seals for correspondence. 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Keywords: [knighthood](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/knighthood.md), [signet ring](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/signet-ring.md), [layaway](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/layaway.md), sir troutmilt, [no agenda roundtable](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/no-agenda-roundtable.md) ### Knighting Ceremony for Sir David of the Neuse River - **Episode:** [1650: Algo Juice](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1650-algo-juice.md) - **Published:** 2024-04-11 - **Time:** 3:02:13–3:12:35 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1650-algo-juice/chapter/knighting-ceremony-for-sir-david-of-the-neuse-river.md David Perdue was officially knighted as "Sir David of the Neuse River" after completing the No Agenda layaway program. The ceremony included the traditional reading of the menu and the presentation of the virtual blade. 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Sir Steve of Steel Creek and Sir Toast of Niles are recognized for their consistent support and are granted their titles in a traditional show ceremony. The segment highlights the loyalty and commitment of the show's core audience. Keywords: [knighthood](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/knighthood.md), [roundtable](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/roundtable.md), [value for value](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/value-for-value.md), [layaway](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/layaway.md), [ceremony](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/ceremony.md) ### Kmart Australia Secret Santa and Mattel Barbie Native Ad - **Episode:** [1612: Global Donut](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1612-global-donut.md) - **Published:** 2023-12-06 - **Time:** 1:07:03–1:11:17 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1612-global-donut/chapter/kmart-australia-secret-santa-and-mattel-barbie-native-ad.md A news story about a "Secret Santa" paying off layaway accounts at a Kmart in Melbourne is deconstructed as a native advertisement for Mattel. The hosts point out that the news segment specifically highlighted the prices of a Barbie house and dreamboat, suggesting the entire event was a coordinated marketing stunt for the Barbie brand. Keywords: kmart, [australia](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/australia.md), [secret santa](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/secret-santa.md), [mattel](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/mattel.md), [barbie](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/barbie.md), [native advertising](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/native-advertising.md), [layaway](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/layaway.md) ### Associate Executive Producers, Layaway Knights and Local Meetups - **Episode:** [1575: Numbers Station](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1575-numbers-station.md) - **Published:** 2023-07-23 - **Time:** 2:56:28–3:06:01 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1575-numbers-station/chapter/associate-executive-producers-layaway-knights-and-local-meetups.md A long list of associate executive producers is read, including donors from the Netherlands, Saudi Arabia, and across the U.S. "Sir Colorado of the Pacific Coast" is knighted after completing a long-term layaway donation program. 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The ceremony includes the traditional reading of the "mutton and meat" menu and a promotion for the official No Agenda rings. Keywords: [knighthood](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/knighthood.md), [layaway plan](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/layaway-plan.md), vaccination schedule, macallan 18, [no agenda rings](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/no-agenda-rings.md) ### Walmart Layaway Angels, Secret Santa, Tom Animas Family Tradition - **Episode:** [1306: Antigenic Drift](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1306-antigenic-drift.md) - **Published:** 2020-12-27 - **Time:** 3:20:50–3:24:43 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1306-antigenic-drift/chapter/walmart-layaway-angels-secret-santa-tom-animas-family-tradition.md Reports of "layaway angels" paying off Christmas bills at Walmarts in Indiana are discussed. While some suspect corporate PR, a letter from Tom Animas confirms that his family has maintained a 40-year tradition of secretly paying off layaway tabs, originally starting at Kmart before moving to Walmart. Keywords: [walmart](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/walmart.md), [layaway](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/layaway.md), [secret santa](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/secret-santa.md), [indiana](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/indiana.md), kmart ### Walmart Secret Santa, Native Advertising Suspicions - **Episode:** [1303: Redneck Red Herring](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1303-redneck-red-herring.md) - **Published:** 2020-12-14 - **Time:** 2:40:37–2:45:16 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1303-redneck-red-herring/chapter/walmart-secret-santa-native-advertising-suspicions.md For the second time in a week, a "Secret Santa" paid off nearly $65,000 in layaway balances at a Walmart, this time in Bristol, Tennessee. 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A news segment from Indiana features a Walmart manager encouraging more donations, which the hosts interpret as a commercial endorsement rather than a spontaneous act of charity. They predict the story will re-emerge annually as a holiday PR staple. 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