# Lawyers on The No Agenda Show Lawyers comes up in 32 chapters across 31 episodes of The No Agenda Show, from August 2008 to July 2026. - **Chapters:** 32 - **Episodes:** 31 - **Discussed:** August 2008 – July 2026 - **Related topics:** [Barack Obama](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/barack-obama.md), [Fredericksburg](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/fredericksburg.md), [Knighthood](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/knighthood.md), [Texas](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/texas.md), [13th Amendment](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/13th-amendment.md), [Aclu](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/aclu.md), [Ai](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/ai.md), [Airbnb](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/airbnb.md), [Amsterdam](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/amsterdam.md), [Arbitration](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/arbitration.md) ## Chapters 1–20 of 32 ### Robert Cardi, Constitutional Lawyer and Sonorous Voice - **Episode:** [1888: In The Mourning](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1888-in-the-mourning.md) - **Published:** 2026-07-24 - **Time:** 2:52:52–2:54:25 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1888-in-the-mourning/chapter/robert-cardi-constitutional-lawyer-and-sonorous-voice.md Constitutional lawyer Robert Cardi and his wife Maggie donated $208.88, recalling a "fun and uplifting" phone conversation Cardi once had with John C. Dvorak. He praised Dvorak's "sonorous voice and infectious laugh," noting that he and his family are devastated by the loss. The donation was credited to Maggie Cardi as a "switcheroo" gesture. Keywords: robert cardi, constitutional lawyer, maggie cardi, [laughter](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/laughter.md), phone call ### ICE Raids Impact on Texas Economy and Legal Scams - **Episode:** [1823: Secretary of Egg](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1823-secretary-of-egg.md) - **Published:** 2025-12-07 - **Time:** 2:46:10–2:50:19 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1823-secretary-of-egg/chapter/ice-raids-impact-on-texas-economy-and-legal-scams.md A local report from Austin, Texas, describes the economic impact of ICE raids, noting a 50% drop in business at grocery stores in Hispanic areas as workers avoid public spaces. In the trucking industry, thousands of CDL schools have closed due to new English-language requirements and status checks. Additionally, an anecdote reveals a scam where law firms string along immigrants eligible for legal status under the Violence Against Women Act (VAWA) to collect monthly fees. Keywords: [ice raids](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/ice-raids.md), [austin](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/austin.md), [trucking](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/trucking.md), vawa, immigration lawyers, [scams](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/scams.md) ### Sharia Law in Texas, Private Arbitration Agreements - **Episode:** [1822: Kohanna](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1822-kohanna.md) - **Published:** 2025-12-04 - **Time:** 2:14:09–2:20:26 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1822-kohanna/chapter/sharia-law-in-texas-private-arbitration-agreements.md A constitutional lawyer clarifies that while Sharia law cannot replace state law, private parties in Texas can agree to be bound by Sharia principles through private contracts and arbitration. This is similar to how parties might choose the laws of another state or use private judges for dispute resolution. Such agreements are legal as long as they do not violate existing statutes or public policy. Keywords: [sharia law](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/sharia-law.md), [texas](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/texas.md), [arbitration](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/arbitration.md), [contracts](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/contracts.md), rob the lawyer ### Fredericksburg Meetup Report, 1776 Bar - **Episode:** [1766: Cinematic Ambush](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1766-cinematic-ambush.md) - **Published:** 2025-05-22 - **Time:** 2:56:22–2:58:34 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1766-cinematic-ambush/chapter/fredericksburg-meetup-report-1776-bar.md A report from a recent No Agenda meetup in Fredericksburg, Texas, at the 1776 Bar (owned by "Jenny the J6er") features testimonials from various attendees. The event included a constitutional lawyer, "smoking hot" producers, and local barbecue. The meetup is described as a great success for building "human resources" and community connections. Keywords: [fredericksburg](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/fredericksburg.md), [texas](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/texas.md), [meetup](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/meetup.md), 1776 bar, [barbecue](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/barbecue.md), constitutional lawyer ### Todd Blanche and the DOJ Deputy Attorney General Role - **Episode:** [1712: Data Plateau](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1712-data-plateau.md) - **Published:** 2024-11-14 - **Time:** 1:22:32–1:25:09 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1712-data-plateau/chapter/todd-blanche-and-the-doj-deputy-attorney-general-role.md Donald Trump is reportedly considering his lead defense attorney, Todd Blanche, for the position of Deputy Attorney General. Blanche, a former federal prosecutor from the Southern District of New York, is viewed as the "real power" behind the potential Gaetz appointment. As a seasoned litigator with experience in racketeering and public corruption, Blanche would be tasked with the actual operational overhaul of the Justice Department. Keywords: [todd blanche](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/todd-blanche.md), [doj](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/doj.md), deputy attorney general, trump lawyers, [southern district of new york](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/southern-district-of-new-york.md) ### Tucker Carlson, Putin Interview Legal Risks - **Episode:** [1639: Pumpkin Coin](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1639-pumpkin-coin.md) - **Published:** 2024-03-03 - **Time:** 29:06–32:28 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1639-pumpkin-coin/chapter/tucker-carlson-putin-interview-legal-risks.md Tucker Carlson detailed a 10-page legal memo from a major law firm warning him that interviewing Vladimir Putin could lead to his arrest for sanctions violations upon returning to the U.S. Carlson rejected the legal advice, characterizing the warning as a sign of a fascist state. This trip marked Carlson's first visit to Russia, an experience he described as eye-opening. Keywords: [tucker carlson](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/tucker-carlson.md), [vladimir putin](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/vladimir-putin.md), [sanctions](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/sanctions.md), [lawyers](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/lawyers.md), [moscow](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/moscow.md) ### Department of Justice, Fredericksburg Legal Case - **Episode:** [1639: Pumpkin Coin](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1639-pumpkin-coin.md) - **Published:** 2024-03-03 - **Time:** 35:57–37:33 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1639-pumpkin-coin/chapter/department-of-justice-fredericksburg-legal-case.md A host discusses a prominent individual in Fredericksburg currently facing an aggressive Department of Justice investigation involving what are described as "trumped-up charges." The discussion criticizes the legal profession for scaring clients into paying millions of dollars in fees for unnecessary legal opinions. Keywords: [department of justice](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/department-of-justice.md), [fredericksburg](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/fredericksburg.md), [lawyers](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/lawyers.md), [legal fees](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/legal-fees.md), trumped-up charges ### Lloyd Austin on Battle Space, Lawyers on the Battlefield - **Episode:** [1602: Net Equity](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1602-net-equity.md) - **Published:** 2023-10-26 - **Time:** 1:26:01–1:29:43 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1602-net-equity/chapter/lloyd-austin-on-battle-space-lawyers-on-the-battlefield.md Secretary of Defense Lloyd Austin uses the term "battle space" to describe the conflict zone in Gaza during an interview with Jonathan Karl. Austin emphasizes that the U.S. encourages Israel to follow legal advice from "lawyers on the battlefield" when targeting locations like schools. The hosts express skepticism toward the idea that military decisions are dictated by legal counsel, citing past drone strike controversies. Keywords: [lloyd austin](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/lloyd-austin.md), battle space, [international law](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/international-law.md), [civilian casualties](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/civilian-casualties.md), [lawyers](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/lawyers.md) ### Peter Turchin and the Science of Cliodynamics - **Episode:** [1586: Escaped Mutant](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1586-escaped-mutant.md) - **Published:** 2023-08-31 - **Time:** 1:35:40–1:44:15 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1586-escaped-mutant/chapter/peter-turchin-and-the-science-of-cliodynamics.md Scientist Peter Turchin's book "End Times" and the science of "cliodynamics" are discussed, which uses mathematical models to predict historical cycles of crisis. Turchin identifies "popular immiseration" and "elite overproduction" as primary drivers of societal collapse. The hosts focus on Turchin's prediction that AI will eliminate many "elite wannabe" jobs, specifically in the legal profession, and compare Donald Trump to the Gracchi brothers of Rome. Keywords: peter turchin, cliodynamics, elite overproduction, [ai](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/ai.md), [lawyers](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/lawyers.md), [end times](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/end-times.md) ### Asylum Fraud and Economic Migration Realities - **Episode:** [1577: Gerontocracy](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1577-gerontocracy.md) - **Published:** 2023-07-30 - **Time:** 2:22:03–2:24:00 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1577-gerontocracy/chapter/asylum-fraud-and-economic-migration-realities.md The majority of individuals claiming asylum at the southern border are identified as economic migrants seeking higher wages rather than victims of political persecution. Todd Benzman reports that migrants are often "lawyered up" and coached to provide specific stories that are difficult for officials to verify. Many admit in interviews that they are coming to the U.S. for work opportunities, which does not legally qualify for asylum status. Keywords: asylum fraud, [economic migrants](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/economic-migrants.md), [columbia](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/columbia.md), [border policy](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/border-policy.md), [lawyers](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/lawyers.md), [work permits](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/work-permits.md) ### Legal Profession Repentance and Birthday Acknowledgments - **Episode:** [1568: Spook Head](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1568-spook-head.md) - **Published:** 2023-06-29 - **Time:** 1:59:11–2:04:20 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1568-spook-head/chapter/legal-profession-repentance-and-birthday-acknowledgments.md A Florida lawyer requests a "de-douching" for a former classmate, arguing that lawyers must atone for their profession by supporting the show. The hosts acknowledge several birthdays and "switcheroo" donations, including a gift from Kelly Rago in Hawaii to her friend Pluma. The segment highlights the community's use of the "Value-for-Value" model to celebrate personal milestones. Keywords: [lawyers](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/lawyers.md), [florida](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/florida.md), [law school](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/law-school.md), [birthdays](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/birthdays.md), [hawaii](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/hawaii.md) ### Passport Renewal Delays, State Department Backlog - **Episode:** [1560: Connectionism](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1560-connectionism.md) - **Published:** 2023-06-01 - **Time:** 1:27:49–1:30:22 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1560-connectionism/chapter/passport-renewal-delays-state-department-backlog.md Significant delays in U.S. passport renewals are highlighted, with many travelers facing uncertainty just weeks before their trips. The State Department's automated systems are reportedly overwhelmed, leading some to seek help from congressional representatives or specialized lawyers. This backlog is described as a widespread issue affecting international travel plans for many citizens. Keywords: passport renewal, [state department](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/state-department.md), travel backlog, immigration lawyer, [karma](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/karma.md) ### Penn Biden Center, Document Relocation Timeline - **Episode:** [1521: Healthscare System](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1521-healthscare-system.md) - **Published:** 2023-01-15 - **Time:** 15:41–18:30 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1521-healthscare-system/chapter/penn-biden-center-document-relocation-timeline.md Classified documents found in Joe Biden's possession were moved at least twice between 2017 and 2018 before arriving at the Penn Biden Center. Critics question why personal lawyers, rather than staffers, were the ones to discover the materials years after the transition. The chaotic nature of the 2017 White House exit is being used by media outlets to explain the presence of sensitive materials in unauthorized locations. Keywords: penn biden center, [university of pennsylvania](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/university-of-pennsylvania.md), [classified documents](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/classified-documents.md), [lawyers](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/lawyers.md), [white house](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/white-house.md) ### Moe Kelly, Black Information Network, Trump Legal Challenges - **Episode:** [1311: Woke Kindergarten](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1311-woke-kindergarten.md) - **Published:** 2021-01-10 - **Time:** 27:19–29:38 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1311-woke-kindergarten/chapter/moe-kelly-black-information-network-trump-legal-challenges.md Moe Kelly of the Black Information Network commented on Trump campaign lawyer Jerome M. Marcus withdrawing from Pennsylvania lawsuits. Marcus stated he could no longer represent the president after the Capitol attack. Kelly's commentary focused on the long-term "permanent stain" on those who supported the president's rhetoric since 2015. Keywords: moe kelly, black information network, jerome marcus, [pennsylvania](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/pennsylvania.md), trump lawyer ### Sidney Powell Independence, Military Tribunal Theories - **Episode:** [1298: The Palmist](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1298-the-palmist.md) - **Published:** 2020-11-28 - **Time:** 2:11:59–2:15:26 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1298-the-palmist/chapter/sidney-powell-independence-military-tribunal-theories.md The Trump legal team issued a statement clarifying that Sidney Powell is not a member of the official campaign legal team. The hosts explore theories that Powell is operating independently as a "military lawyer" to prepare for treason trials and tribunals. They contrast this with the mainstream media's portrayal of her as a conspiracy theorist who was "fired" by Rudy Giuliani. Keywords: [sidney powell](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/sidney-powell.md), [rudy giuliani](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/rudy-giuliani.md), military lawyer, [treason](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/treason.md), tribunals, [kraken](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/kraken.md) ### Illegal Alien Healthcare, Democratic Manifesto, Joe Biden - **Episode:** [1286: Rory's Dad](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1286-rory-s-dad.md) - **Published:** 2020-10-15 - **Time:** 2:12:37–2:14:44 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1286-rory-s-dad/chapter/illegal-alien-healthcare-democratic-manifesto-joe-biden.md During the Democratic primaries, Joe Biden and other candidates raised their hands in support of providing healthcare to illegal immigrants. Trump mocked Biden's "political instinct" to hesitate before joining the other 26 candidates in the gesture. The Republican narrative emphasizes that the Democratic "manifesto" prioritizes lawyers and healthcare for non-citizens over the needs of the American public. Keywords: [healthcare](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/healthcare.md), [illegal aliens](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/illegal-aliens.md), [joe biden](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/joe-biden.md), [democratic primary](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/democratic-primary.md), [lawyers](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/lawyers.md) ### Jeffrey Epstein 2009 Deposition, Physical Descriptions - **Episode:** [1160: VAT Camel](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1160-vat-camel.md) - **Published:** 2019-08-04 - **Time:** 2:30:14–2:33:41 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1160-vat-camel/chapter/jeffrey-epstein-2009-deposition-physical-descriptions.md A leaked 2009 deposition of Jeffrey Epstein features a lawyer asking about a witness's description of Epstein's anatomy as "egg-shaped." Epstein's legal team immediately objected to the line of questioning, leading to a brief adjournment of the proceedings. Keywords: [jeffrey epstein](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/jeffrey-epstein.md), [deposition](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/deposition.md), egg-shaped, lawyer, [probable cause](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/probable-cause.md) ### Dame Rachel and Sir Ron Driggs, Producer Accolades - **Episode:** [1037: Bug Ramen](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1037-bug-ramen.md) - **Published:** 2018-06-03 - **Time:** 1:10:08–1:14:01 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1037-bug-ramen/chapter/dame-rachel-and-sir-ron-driggs-producer-accolades.md Rachel, a bankruptcy lawyer, is elevated to Dame Rachel, Debt Slave Emancipator, for her contributions. Additionally, Sir Ron Driggs and other producers are acknowledged for their support. The segment highlights the diverse professional backgrounds of the "No Agenda" community, ranging from legal experts to outdoor enthusiasts and photographers. Keywords: [damehood](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/damehood.md), bankruptcy lawyer, [knighthood](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/knighthood.md), [national parks](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/national-parks.md), producer guild ### Rob Porter Scandal, Trump Tower Meeting Memo - **Episode:** [1012: Value Convo](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1012-value-convo.md) - **Published:** 2018-03-01 - **Time:** 14:52–18:56 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1012-value-convo/chapter/rob-porter-scandal-trump-tower-meeting-memo.md The departure of Staff Secretary Rob Porter following domestic violence allegations is linked to a broader strategy to remove John Kelly from the White House. Further discussion addresses claims that Hope Hicks helped craft a misleading statement regarding the 2016 Trump Tower meeting with a Russian lawyer. Keywords: rob porter, don jr, russian lawyer, [john kelly](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/john-kelly.md), [msnbc](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/msnbc.md), [domestic violence](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/domestic-violence.md) ### Sir Opticious and the Enema Knighthood - **Episode:** [976: 10th Anniversary](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/976-10th-anniversary.md) - **Published:** 2017-10-27 - **Time:** 1:45:09–1:48:56 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/976-10th-anniversary/chapter/sir-opticious-and-the-enema-knighthood.md Charles Peel (Sir Opticious) receives a long-overdue de-douching after seven years of listening. Another producer shares a harrowing story of medical struggles and a difficult divorce, requesting a knighthood for his son, "Sir Enema," and warning listeners to stay away from specific divorce law firms. 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