# Laser on The No Agenda Show Laser comes up in 42 chapters across 40 episodes of The No Agenda Show, from January 2008 to August 2026. - **Chapters:** 42 - **Episodes:** 40 - **Discussed:** January 2008 – August 2026 - **Related topics:** [Directed Energy Weapons](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/directed-energy-weapons.md), [Nasa](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/nasa.md), [China](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/china.md), [Drones](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/drones.md), [Faa](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/faa.md), [Dzhokhar Tsarnaev](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/dzhokhar-tsarnaev.md), [Etsy](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/etsy.md), [Michio Kaku](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/michio-kaku.md), [Moon](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/moon.md), [San Francisco](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/san-francisco.md) ## Chapters 1–20 of 42 ### Adam Curry's Eye Health, Retinal Detachment Story - **Episode:** [1894: Fever Concerns](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1894-fever-concerns.md) - **Published:** 2026-08-13 - **Time:** 2:37:02–2:41:30 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1894-fever-concerns/chapter/adam-curry-s-eye-health-retinal-detachment-story.md Adam Curry shares the detailed history of his vision loss in one eye due to a retinal detachment ten years ago. He describes a series of unsuccessful surgeries and the incompetence of a surgeon who failed to provide a timely referral. The recovery involved spending 12 weeks face-down, a period he previously documented for No Agenda listeners. Keywords: retinal detachment, [eye surgery](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/eye-surgery.md), laser surgery, eyepatch, medical incompetence, face down ### Anti-Drone Technology, Lasers, Special Machine Guns - **Episode:** [1864: Pointcast](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1864-pointcast.md) - **Published:** 2026-04-30 - **Time:** 1:14:13–1:16:53 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1864-pointcast/chapter/anti-drone-technology-lasers-special-machine-guns.md President Trump discussed new military capabilities for neutralizing Iranian drones, including the use of lasers and "very special" machine guns that use bullets instead of expensive missiles. These technologies are being deployed to counter cheap $30,000 drones as the Iranian economy continues to struggle under the blockade. Keywords: [drones](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/drones.md), [lasers](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/lasers.md), [machine guns](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/machine-guns.md), [iran](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/iran.md), [military technology](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/military-technology.md) ### Brandon Weichert, Space Pearl Harbor, Co-orbital Satellites - **Episode:** [1844: Second Half of Show](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1844-second-half-of-show.md) - **Published:** 2026-02-19 - **Time:** 1:33:16–1:39:23 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1844-second-half-of-show/chapter/brandon-weichert-space-pearl-harbor-co-orbital-satellites.md Defense analyst Brandon Weichert warns of a potential "Space Pearl Harbor" where Russia or China could use co-orbital "stalker" satellites and ground-based lasers to disable U.S. space architecture. Weichert argues that the U.S. must move beyond a deterrent mindset to a doctrine of space dominance to protect its military and economic interests. Keywords: brandon weichert, [space force](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/space-force.md), [china](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/china.md), [russia](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/russia.md), [satellites](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/satellites.md), [lasers](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/lasers.md) ### Platypus Handgun Malfunction, Directed Energy Weapons - **Episode:** [1843: Token Muncher](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1843-token-muncher.md) - **Published:** 2026-02-15 - **Time:** 2:15:43–2:18:14 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1843-token-muncher/chapter/platypus-handgun-malfunction-directed-energy-weapons.md A malfunction with a new Platypus 1911 handgun is attributed to "weak-wristing" or a stiff spring. The conversation shifts to "LOCUST," a 20-kilowatt directed energy weapon used to shoot down balloons. The hosts debate the definition of a directed energy weapon, with one arguing that a laser is simply a light beam rather than an "invisible wave." Keywords: platypus 1911, [handgun](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/handgun.md), stovepipe, [directed energy weapons](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/directed-energy-weapons.md), locust, [laser](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/laser.md) ### El Paso Airport Airspace Closure, Laser Drone Incursion - **Episode:** [1842: A Dog A Day](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1842-a-dog-a-day.md) - **Published:** 2026-02-12 - **Time:** 7:51–15:15 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1842-a-dog-a-day/chapter/el-paso-airport-airspace-closure-laser-drone-incursion.md The Trump administration ordered a temporary closure of El Paso International Airport's airspace following a reported Mexican cartel drone incursion. Transportation Secretary Sean Duffy claimed a military laser neutralized the threat, though subsequent reports suggested the target may have been a harmless Mylar party balloon. Local officials criticized the lack of communication regarding the ten-day restriction, which was lifted after several hours. Keywords: [el paso](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/el-paso.md), [sean duffy](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/sean-duffy.md), [claudia sheinbaum](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/claudia-sheinbaum.md), [drone](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/drone.md), [laser](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/laser.md), mylar balloon, cartel, [faa](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/faa.md), [texas](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/texas.md) ### NASA ICESat-2 Green Laser Satellite - **Episode:** [1071: Commie Comey](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1071-commie-comey.md) - **Published:** 2025-12-31 - **Time:** 2:35:23–2:37:30 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1071-commie-comey/chapter/nasa-icesat-2-green-laser-satellite.md NASA launched the ICESat-2 satellite, which uses a green laser to measure the thickness of polar ice. While NASA claims the mission is to study the effects of global warming, the hosts speculate that the laser might have other purposes, such as submarine tracking or "slave zapping." They mock the idea that the laser could be seen as a "green dot" in the sky. Keywords: [nasa](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/nasa.md), icesat-2, [global warming](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/global-warming.md), green laser, polar ice, submarine tracking ### Eminent Domain Claims, Maui Fire Comparisons - **Episode:** [1700: Turban Tossing](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1700-turban-tossing.md) - **Published:** 2024-10-03 - **Time:** 9:45–11:34 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1700-turban-tossing/chapter/eminent-domain-claims-maui-fire-comparisons.md A discussion of eminent domain claims following natural disasters compares the current situation in North Carolina to the Maui fires. The hosts suggest that rumors of the government seizing land are often unfounded or blocked by federal judges, as seen in Hawaii. They speculate that insurance companies or land prospectors may benefit from the spread of such misinformation. Keywords: [eminent domain](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/eminent-domain.md), maui fire, sapphire blue laser, [insurance companies](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/insurance-companies.md), [property rights](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/property-rights.md) ### PO Box Gifts and Air Traffic Controller Reports - **Episode:** [1618: Fat Leonard](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1618-fat-leonard.md) - **Published:** 2023-12-21 - **Time:** 2:42:37–2:45:53 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1618-fat-leonard/chapter/po-box-gifts-and-air-traffic-controller-reports.md The hosts thank listeners for a variety of gifts sent to the PO Box, including high-quality fudge and coffee. An anonymous air traffic controller also sent materials regarding FAA memos about C-130 aircraft firing lasers at the ground, adding a layer of "boots on the ground" reporting to the show. Keywords: [fudge](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/fudge.md), [coffee](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/coffee.md), [air traffic control](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/air-traffic-control.md), [c-130](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/c-130.md), [lasers](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/lasers.md) ### Israel Iron Beam Laser Defense System - **Episode:** [1599: Drop the Op](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1599-drop-the-op.md) - **Published:** 2023-10-15 - **Time:** 39:08–40:47 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1599-drop-the-op/chapter/israel-iron-beam-laser-defense-system.md Reports from "Sir Brian of London" suggest that Israel has begun utilizing the "Iron Beam," a directed-energy laser weapon, to intercept incoming projectiles. The hosts discuss the transition from the traditional Iron Dome missile system to laser-based defense technology. They also question the authenticity of certain viral clips showing missile trajectories. Keywords: iron beam, [iron dome](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/iron-dome.md), laser defense, [directed energy weapons](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/directed-energy-weapons.md), [brian of london](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/brian-of-london.md) ### DARPA Wireless Power, Directed Energy Weapons and Starlink - **Episode:** [1589: Valudation](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1589-valudation.md) - **Published:** 2023-09-10 - **Time:** 2:57:50–3:01:54 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1589-valudation/chapter/darpa-wireless-power-directed-energy-weapons-and-starlink.md DARPA announced the "POWER" program, which aims to create a wireless energy transfer infrastructure using high-energy lasers to power military bases. While presented as a logistics solution, critics view it as a potential directed energy weapon. The hosts also discuss sightings of "Starlink trains" in the night sky, questioning the low altitude and visibility of the satellite constellations. Keywords: [darpa](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/darpa.md), [directed energy weapons](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/directed-energy-weapons.md), [starlink](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/starlink.md), laser technology, [wireless power](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/wireless-power.md) ### South China Sea Laser Incident, Philippines Defense - **Episode:** [1532: Bay Gin](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1532-bay-gin.md) - **Published:** 2023-02-23 - **Time:** 1:00:29–1:02:01 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1532-bay-gin/chapter/south-china-sea-laser-incident-philippines-defense.md The U.S. reaffirms its defense commitment to the Philippines after a Chinese ship allegedly directed a military-grade laser at a Philippine vessel. Defense Secretary Lloyd Austin discussed joint patrols to ensure a "free and open Indo-Pacific." Keywords: [philippines](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/philippines.md), [lloyd austin](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/lloyd-austin.md), [south china sea](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/south-china-sea.md), [laser](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/laser.md), military grade ### Trucking Age Limits, FedEx Anti-Missile Lasers - **Episode:** [1417: Get Boris!](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1417-get-boris.md) - **Published:** 2022-01-16 - **Time:** 2:42:23–2:45:16 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1417-get-boris/chapter/trucking-age-limits-fedex-anti-missile-lasers.md The federal government is launching a pilot program to lower the interstate trucking age from 21 to 18 to address supply chain backlogs. Meanwhile, FedEx has requested FAA permission to equip cargo planes with anti-missile laser systems for flights over contested regions. The hosts discuss these developments as signs of increasing desperation and danger in global logistics. Keywords: [trucking](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/trucking.md), [fedex](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/fedex.md), [faa](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/faa.md), anti-missile lasers, [supply chain](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/supply-chain.md) ### Edge Lit No Agenda Signs and Etsy Shop - **Episode:** [1329: Boba Liberals](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1329-boba-liberals.md) - **Published:** 2021-03-14 - **Time:** 1:37:42–1:41:04 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1329-boba-liberals/chapter/edge-lit-no-agenda-signs-and-etsy-shop.md Producer Don Arsenich discusses his Etsy shop, Laser Crafters LLC, which produces edge-lit No Agenda signs. These signs, now available through the official show shop, can be personalized with producer titles or show numbers and run off USB power. Keywords: [etsy](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/etsy.md), edge lit signs, [merchandise](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/merchandise.md), [laser crafters](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/laser-crafters.md), [no agenda shop](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/no-agenda-shop.md) ### Marjorie Taylor Greene and the Space Laser Controversy - **Episode:** [1317: Mutants](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1317-mutants.md) - **Published:** 2021-02-01 - **Time:** 2:17:05–2:21:13 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1317-mutants/chapter/marjorie-taylor-greene-and-the-space-laser-controversy.md Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene has been mocked on Saturday Night Live and in mainstream media for allegedly claiming "Jewish space lasers" caused California wildfires. While she did post a speculative theory in 2018 about PG&E using space-based solar generators, she did not use the term "Jewish." The media narrative is framed as a deliberate attempt to label her an anti-Semite. Keywords: [marjorie taylor greene](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/marjorie-taylor-greene.md), [saturday night live](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/saturday-night-live.md), [california wildfires](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/california-wildfires.md), space lasers, [anti-semitism](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/anti-semitism.md) ### Portland Federal Courthouse Siege, Officer Injuries and Tactics - **Episode:** [1264: Mask Debate](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1264-mask-debate.md) - **Published:** 2020-07-30 - **Time:** 1:09:40–1:11:59 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1264-mask-debate/chapter/portland-federal-courthouse-siege-officer-injuries-and-tactics.md Attorney General Bill Barr described the 60-day siege of the federal courthouse in Portland, detailing attacks on U.S. Marshals involving kerosene, commercial-grade fireworks, and slingshots. Barr reported that federal agents have suffered concussions and potential permanent blindness due to the use of industrial-strength lasers by rioters. The testimony aimed to justify the continued federal presence required to protect the facility under the U.S. Code. Keywords: [portland](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/portland.md), [us marshals](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/us-marshals.md), [lasers](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/lasers.md), [fireworks](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/fireworks.md), federal courthouse ### Kayleigh McEnany, Portland Riot Summary and Laser Injuries - **Episode:** [1264: Mask Debate](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1264-mask-debate.md) - **Published:** 2020-07-30 - **Time:** 1:50:32–1:54:39 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1264-mask-debate/chapter/kayleigh-mcenany-portland-riot-summary-and-laser-injuries.md White House Press Secretary Kayleigh McEnany provided a detailed summary of the violence in Portland, criticizing Democratic leaders for using inflammatory rhetoric like "Gestapo" and "stormtroopers." She reported specific injuries to federal agents, including a hand impaled by nails and three officers potentially permanently blinded by lasers. McEnany emphasized that the administration would not allow "anarchy in our streets" to continue. Keywords: [kayleigh mcenany](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/kayleigh-mcenany.md), portland riots, [gestapo](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/gestapo.md), stormtroopers, laser blindness ### Laser Crafters Glass Art and Show Credits - **Episode:** [1250: Noodle Nation](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1250-noodle-nation.md) - **Published:** 2020-06-14 - **Time:** 2:05:18–2:08:30 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1250-noodle-nation/chapter/laser-crafters-glass-art-and-show-credits.md The hosts thank Don from Laser Crafters for a custom-etched glass "No Agenda" sign that features an illuminated Illuminati-style logo. They reiterate that the show is produced by the listeners through various forms of contribution, including news clips and parodies. The executive and associate executive producers for episode 1250 are formally acknowledged. Keywords: [laser crafters](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/laser-crafters.md), glass etching, [illuminati](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/illuminati.md), [logo](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/logo.md), [gitmo nation](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/gitmo-nation.md) ### No Agenda Chicken, Laser Crafters, Show Outro - **Episode:** [1214: Stanktuary](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1214-stanktuary.md) - **Published:** 2020-02-09 - **Time:** 2:45:33–2:53:23 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1214-stanktuary/chapter/no-agenda-chicken-laser-crafters-show-outro.md The show concludes with mentions of the "No Agenda Chicken" recipe and a new Etsy shop, Laser Crafters, selling acrylic No Agenda-themed lights. The final segments feature listener-produced music mixes covering themes like the "Wuhan Flu," Donald Trump's "winning," and the Jeffrey Epstein case. The hosts sign off with their traditional "Adios Mofos" and a reminder of the next broadcast. Keywords: [no agenda chicken](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/no-agenda-chicken.md), [laser crafters](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/laser-crafters.md), [etsy](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/etsy.md), [wuhan flu](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/wuhan-flu.md), [jeffrey epstein](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/jeffrey-epstein.md) ### Google URL Removal and Laser Microphone Hacks - **Episode:** [1188: Greta Doomberg](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1188-greta-doomberg.md) - **Published:** 2019-11-10 - **Time:** 1:49:52–1:54:25 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1188-greta-doomberg/chapter/google-url-removal-and-laser-microphone-hacks.md Google is experimenting with removing full URLs from search results to focus on keywords. Meanwhile, cybersecurity researchers have demonstrated a hack where a modulated laser can activate MEMS microphones in smart speakers like Alexa and Google Home. By pointing a laser at the device, attackers can issue silent voice commands, such as opening garage doors, from a distance. Keywords: [google](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/google.md), [mems](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/mems.md), [amazon alexa](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/amazon-alexa.md), laser hack, [cybersecurity](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cybersecurity.md) ### Directed Energy Weapons and Point Defense - **Episode:** [1174: Soros Jugend](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1174-soros-jugend.md) - **Published:** 2019-09-22 - **Time:** 28:28–30:45 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1174-soros-jugend/chapter/directed-energy-weapons-and-point-defense.md Fox News host Shep Smith discusses the vulnerability of oil infrastructure to new drone technology. 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