# Large Hadron Collider on The No Agenda Show Large Hadron Collider comes up in 29 chapters across 26 episodes of The No Agenda Show, from September 2008 to February 2026. - **Chapters:** 29 - **Episodes:** 26 - **Discussed:** September 2008 – February 2026 - **Related topics:** [Cern](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cern.md), [Higgs Boson](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/higgs-boson.md), [Switzerland](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/switzerland.md), [Geneva](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/geneva.md), [Italy](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/italy.md), [Lake Como](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/lake-como.md), [Magnetism](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/magnetism.md), [Mandela Effect](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/mandela-effect.md), [Physics](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/physics.md), [Air France](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/air-france.md) ## Chapters 1–20 of 29 ### CERN Satanic Ritual, Large Hadron Collider, Human Sacrifice Prank - **Episode:** [1844: Second Half of Show](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1844-second-half-of-show.md) - **Published:** 2026-02-19 - **Time:** 10:19–11:57 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1844-second-half-of-show/chapter/cern-satanic-ritual-large-hadron-collider-human-sacrifice-prank.md A video filmed at CERN headquarters depicting a spooky, seemingly satanic ritual is addressed. While CERN officials claimed the footage was a prank performed by individuals with security clearance, the incident fueled public fears regarding the Large Hadron Collider. Skeptics question why such a video would be produced given existing concerns about the facility potentially creating black holes. Keywords: [cern](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cern.md), [large hadron collider](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/large-hadron-collider.md), [satanic ritual](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/satanic-ritual.md), human sacrifice, [prank](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/prank.md), [security clearance](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/security-clearance.md) ### Large Hadron Collider, Banking Fraud Investigation, Plane Crash - **Episode:** [1844: Second Half of Show](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1844-second-half-of-show.md) - **Published:** 2026-02-19 - **Time:** 1:41:09–1:42:58 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1844-second-half-of-show/chapter/large-hadron-collider-banking-fraud-investigation-plane-crash.md Speculation links a recent aircraft crash to the activation of the Large Hadron Collider, suggesting magnetic interference may have been a factor. An alternative theory posits the plane was carrying an investigative team looking into massive international banking fraud involving the Vatican Bank, Mossad, and the CIA. Keywords: [large hadron collider](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/large-hadron-collider.md), [magnetism](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/magnetism.md), [banking fraud](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/banking-fraud.md), [mossad](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/mossad.md), [cia](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cia.md), crypto ag ### Solar Eclipse Preparations and CERN Activity - **Episode:** [1647: Carbon Bomb](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1647-carbon-bomb.md) - **Published:** 2024-03-31 - **Time:** 2:23:08–2:27:12 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1647-carbon-bomb/chapter/solar-eclipse-preparations-and-cern-activity.md As the total solar eclipse on April 8th approaches, regions like Travis County, Texas, have declared states of emergency to secure federal funding and National Guard support for the expected influx of tourists. CERN is also scheduled to activate the Large Hadron Collider on the same day, leading to various online theories. Observers note the significant temperature drop that occurs during totality, which some use to argue against solar-driven global warming models. Keywords: [solar eclipse](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/solar-eclipse.md), [fredericksburg](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/fredericksburg.md), [cern](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cern.md), [large hadron collider](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/large-hadron-collider.md), [national guard](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/national-guard.md) ### Large Hadron Collider Restart, Populism Comparisons - **Episode:** [1466: Bo Jo No Mo](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1466-bo-jo-no-mo.md) - **Published:** 2022-07-07 - **Time:** 13:31–15:05 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1466-bo-jo-no-mo/chapter/large-hadron-collider-restart-populism-comparisons.md The restart of the Large Hadron Collider at CERN is jokingly blamed for recent global political instability and "crunchy" events. Comparisons are drawn between Boris Johnson and Donald Trump, framing both as populist figures targeted by institutional forces. Keywords: [cern](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cern.md), [large hadron collider](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/large-hadron-collider.md), [boris johnson](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/boris-johnson.md), [donald trump](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/donald-trump.md), [populism](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/populism.md) ### CERN Large Hadron Collider Visit and Maintenance - **Episode:** [1069: German SPAM](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1069-german-spam.md) - **Published:** 2018-09-17 - **Time:** 2:32–4:11 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1069-german-spam/chapter/cern-large-hadron-collider-visit-and-maintenance.md Adam Curry prepares for a visit to the Large Hadron Collider at CERN in Geneva. He notes that the facility is currently shut down for maintenance, though he plans to visit the gift shop. The hosts joke about the potential for black holes and the secrecy surrounding the facility's operations. Keywords: [cern](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cern.md), [large hadron collider](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/large-hadron-collider.md), [geneva](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/geneva.md), particle physics, [maintenance](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/maintenance.md), [gift shop](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/gift-shop.md) ### European Travel Plans, British Pound Devaluation, CERN - **Episode:** [1068: Carbeque](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1068-carbeque.md) - **Published:** 2018-09-16 - **Time:** 20:03–22:20 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1068-carbeque/chapter/european-travel-plans-british-pound-devaluation-cern.md Travel plans include a visit to the Large Hadron Collider at CERN in Switzerland followed by a trip to the Netherlands. Economic observations note the significant devaluation of the British Pound, which has limited the travel capacity of UK tourists in Europe. The hosts discuss the potential for long-term international travel and the changing social landscape across the continent. Keywords: [switzerland](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/switzerland.md), [netherlands](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/netherlands.md), [british pound](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/british-pound.md), [brexit](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/brexit.md), [cern](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cern.md), [large hadron collider](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/large-hadron-collider.md) ### Outro, Large Hadron Collider and Upcoming Live Show - **Episode:** [1067: Double Header](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1067-double-header.md) - **Published:** 2018-09-09 - **Time:** 2:06:31–2:09:35 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1067-double-header/chapter/outro-large-hadron-collider-and-upcoming-live-show.md Adam Curry and John C. Dvorak wrap up the episode, thanking Scott Adams and Dane Jasper for the interviews. Dvorak mentions his upcoming plans to visit Lake Como and the Large Hadron Collider in Switzerland. They announce that the next live show on Thursday will cover news regarding Kamala Harris and Sheryl Sandberg's involvement with Facebook. Keywords: [italy](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/italy.md), [lake como](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/lake-como.md), [large hadron collider](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/large-hadron-collider.md), [kamala harris](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/kamala-harris.md), [sheryl sandberg](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/sheryl-sandberg.md) ### Upcoming Italy Trip and Large Hadron Collider Visit - **Episode:** [1065: Flux Capacitator](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1065-flux-capacitator.md) - **Published:** 2018-09-02 - **Time:** 2:21:44–2:24:19 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1065-flux-capacitator/chapter/upcoming-italy-trip-and-large-hadron-collider-visit.md One of the hosts is preparing for a trip to Italy for a family anniversary, with plans to visit Lake Como and the Large Hadron Collider in Lucerne, Switzerland. The visit to the particle accelerator is a birthday gift, leading to banter about black holes and leaping to other dimensions. The show will feature special interview segments during the travel period. Keywords: [italy](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/italy.md), [lake como](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/lake-como.md), lucerne, [large hadron collider](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/large-hadron-collider.md), [higgs boson](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/higgs-boson.md), [travel](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/travel.md) ### Large Hadron Collider Parallel Universe Theories - **Episode:** [908: Microbeads](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/908-microbeads.md) - **Published:** 2017-03-02 - **Time:** 1:35:59–1:37:45 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/908-microbeads/chapter/large-hadron-collider-parallel-universe-theories.md Scientific reports from 2015 suggested that researchers at the Large Hadron Collider hoped to detect parallel universes by observing gravity leaks. These theories are often linked to the "Mandela Effect," where large groups of people remember history differently than recorded facts. Keywords: [cern](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cern.md), [large hadron collider](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/large-hadron-collider.md), [parallel universes](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/parallel-universes.md), [mandela effect](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/mandela-effect.md) ### CNBC Explains the Mandela Effect and CERN Theories - **Episode:** [907: Bias Response Team](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/907-bias-response-team.md) - **Published:** 2017-02-26 - **Time:** 1:39:41–1:43:52 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/907-bias-response-team/chapter/cnbc-explains-the-mandela-effect-and-cern-theories.md CNBC aired a report dismissing theories that the Large Hadron Collider at CERN created a rift into an alternate reality where Donald Trump became president. The report defined the "Mandela Effect" as a phenomenon where groups believe things that are "not true," which the hosts argue is a fundamental misunderstanding of the concept. They criticize the media for using "fake news" as a label to shut down speculative scientific discussion. Keywords: [cnbc](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cnbc.md), [mandela effect](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/mandela-effect.md), [cern](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cern.md), [large hadron collider](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/large-hadron-collider.md), alternate reality ### CERN Experiments, Dark Matter and Google Maps Glitch - **Episode:** [756: Shemita Cycle](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/756-shemita-cycle.md) - **Published:** 2015-09-13 - **Time:** 2:07:55–2:10:56 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/756-shemita-cycle/chapter/cern-experiments-dark-matter-and-google-maps-glitch.md The Large Hadron Collider at CERN is scheduled for new experiments in late 2015 that some fear could create a black hole or open other dimensions. A recent Google Maps glitch showing Malibu underwater is jokingly cited as a "dry run" for a future coastal disaster. Scientists at CERN suggest 2015 may provide the answer to the nature of dark matter. Keywords: [cern](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cern.md), [large hadron collider](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/large-hadron-collider.md), dark matter, [google maps](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/google-maps.md), [malibu](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/malibu.md) ### Airbus Fly-By-Wire Systems, Military Pilot Perspectives - **Episode:** [708: Power & Gossip](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/708-power-gossip.md) - **Published:** 2015-03-29 - **Time:** 32:30–35:44 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/708-power-gossip/chapter/airbus-fly-by-wire-systems-military-pilot-perspectives.md A military pilot compares the manual controls of the Boeing 707 to the fly-by-wire systems used by Airbus, expressing distrust in automated flight protections. Alternative theories regarding the Germanwings crash are mentioned, including potential magnetic interference from the Large Hadron Collider and a conspiracy involving an investigative team looking into banking fraud at the Vatican Bank and Mossad. Keywords: boeing 707, [air france](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/air-france.md), [fly-by-wire](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/fly-by-wire.md), [hydraulics](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/hydraulics.md), [large hadron collider](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/large-hadron-collider.md), crypto ag ### Popular Science Top Stories, Natasha Vita-More Selfies and Plutopia - **Episode:** [553: Hate-Spewing Hashtags](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/553-hate-spewing-hashtags.md) - **Published:** 2013-10-03 - **Time:** 2:26:33–2:29:44 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/553-hate-spewing-hashtags/chapter/popular-science-top-stories-natasha-vita-more-selfies-and-plutopia.md The hosts review Popular Science's current top stories, including "Death by Collider" and science tips from "Breaking Bad," labeling them as "bullshit" and blatant movie promotions. They return to Natasha Vita-More, discovering her real name is Nancy Clark and linking her "Plutopia" project to a marketing scam. The segment highlights the intersection of transhumanist philosophy and brand recognition at events like South by Southwest. Keywords: popular science, [large hadron collider](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/large-hadron-collider.md), [breaking bad](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/breaking-bad.md), natasha vita-more, [south by southwest](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/south-by-southwest.md), [marketing](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/marketing.md) ### Higgs Boson Particle, CERN, Large Hadron Collider - **Episode:** [360: Pencil of Promise](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/360-pencil-of-promise.md) - **Published:** 2011-11-27 - **Time:** 2:21:45–2:25:20 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/360-pencil-of-promise/chapter/higgs-boson-particle-cern-large-hadron-collider.md Physicists at CERN suggest that the Higgs Boson particle, which the $10 billion Large Hadron Collider was built to find, may not actually exist. Researchers are now referring to the particle as a potential "chimera." The hosts express skepticism over the project's cost and the shifting scientific theories used to justify continued funding. Keywords: [higgs boson](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/higgs-boson.md), [cern](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cern.md), [large hadron collider](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/large-hadron-collider.md), [physics](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/physics.md), [chimera](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/chimera.md) ### Greenland Ice Melt Data, CERN Particle Research - **Episode:** [342: Karma Kards](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/342-karma-kards.md) - **Published:** 2011-09-25 - **Time:** 1:10:24–1:13:58 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/342-karma-kards/chapter/greenland-ice-melt-data-cern-particle-research.md The Times Atlas is forced to correct claims about Greenland's ice loss after scientists pointed out the actual melt was less than 0.1%, far lower than the reported 15%. Simultaneously, CERN researchers in Switzerland report particles moving faster than the speed of light, potentially challenging Einstein's theory of relativity. Keywords: [greenland](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/greenland.md), [climate gate](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/climate-gate.md), [cern](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cern.md), [einstein](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/einstein.md), [large hadron collider](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/large-hadron-collider.md) ### Higgs Boson, The God Particle Naming - **Episode:** [325: Axis of Abuse](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/325-axis-of-abuse.md) - **Published:** 2011-07-28 - **Time:** 2:19:02–2:22:02 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/325-axis-of-abuse/chapter/higgs-boson-the-god-particle-naming.md The search for the Higgs Boson at the Large Hadron Collider is discussed, focusing on why it is nicknamed the "God Particle." The term, coined by physicist Leon Lederman, was originally intended to reflect how "goddamn" difficult the particle was to find, rather than a theological connection. Keywords: [higgs boson](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/higgs-boson.md), god particle, leon lederman, [large hadron collider](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/large-hadron-collider.md), [physics](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/physics.md) ### NASA Photo Manipulation, UFO Sightings, Outro - **Episode:** [242: Squalid Nullification](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/242-squalid-nullification.md) - **Published:** 2010-10-10 - **Time:** 2:02:59–2:07:03 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/242-squalid-nullification/chapter/nasa-photo-manipulation-ufo-sightings-outro.md The show concludes with a discussion on NASA's alleged manipulation of images of Saturn's moons and a recent UFO sighting by a member of John Dvorak's family. 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The hosts express concern over the $6 billion project's goal of replicating "Big Bang" conditions, questioning the potential risks of such experiments. They suggest the massive funding for the collider could be better spent on humanitarian efforts like the Haiti reconstruction. Keywords: [large hadron collider](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/large-hadron-collider.md), lhc, [switzerland](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/switzerland.md), [cern](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cern.md), big bang ### Large Hadron Collider, Extraterrestrial Sabotage Theory - **Episode:** [181: Jihad Jane Rides Again](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/181-jihad-jane-rides-again.md) - **Published:** 2010-03-11 - **Time:** 2:09:00–2:10:19 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/181-jihad-jane-rides-again/chapter/large-hadron-collider-extraterrestrial-sabotage-theory.md The ongoing technical failures of the Large Hadron Collider, including a 2009 incident involving a bird dropping a baguette into the machinery, are jokingly attributed to "tall blonde aliens" or future forces preventing the machine from operating. Critics argue the project is a multi-billion dollar waste of resources that should be converted into a tourist attraction rather than a functional particle accelerator. 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