# Kittens on The No Agenda Show Kittens comes up in 11 chapters across 11 episodes of The No Agenda Show, from June 2011 to December 2024. - **Chapters:** 11 - **Episodes:** 11 - **Discussed:** June 2011 – December 2024 - **Related topics:** [Marketing](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/marketing.md), [Donations](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/donations.md), [1776](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/1776.md), [Advertising](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/advertising.md), [Bald Eagles](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/bald-eagles.md), [Big Data](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/big-data.md), [Climate Change](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/climate-change.md), [Crowdfunding](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/crowdfunding.md), [Furries](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/furries.md), [Gag Order](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/gag-order.md) ## Chapters 1–11 of 11 ### Woolly Mammoth Discovery in Siberian Permafrost - **Episode:** [1724: Boomer Mode](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1724-boomer-mode.md) - **Published:** 2024-12-26 - **Time:** 2:36:36–2:38:05 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1724-boomer-mode/chapter/woolly-mammoth-discovery-in-siberian-permafrost.md Scientists in Siberia discovered a 50,000-year-old baby woolly mammoth with preserved flesh and skin. The discovery, along with a mummified saber-toothed kitten, was attributed to melting permafrost caused by climate change. The hosts joke about the risks of "bird flu" from petting prehistoric remains. Keywords: woolly mammoth, [siberia](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/siberia.md), [permafrost](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/permafrost.md), [climate change](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/climate-change.md), saber-toothed kitten, [paleontology](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/paleontology.md) ### Show Outro, Good News Clips, End of Show Mixes - **Episode:** [1642: Million Morons](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1642-million-morons.md) - **Published:** 2024-03-17 - **Time:** 3:10:17–3:20:13 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1642-million-morons/chapter/show-outro-good-news-clips-end-of-show-mixes.md The episode concludes with two "Good News" clips involving a kitten rescue by firefighters and a dog reunited with its owner after two years. The hosts sign off with a preview of upcoming stream content and a satirical audio mix featuring Joe Biden's "red line" rhetoric and his habit of coughing during speeches. Keywords: [good news](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/good-news.md), kitten rescue, dog reunion, [joe biden](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/joe-biden.md), [red line](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/red-line.md) ### Human-Kitten Identity, Podcast Pollution - **Episode:** [1470: Clubbing Center](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1470-clubbing-center.md) - **Published:** 2022-07-21 - **Time:** 1:27:52–1:31:55 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1470-clubbing-center/chapter/human-kitten-identity-podcast-pollution.md A viral TikTok video features a woman who identifies as a kitten and demonstrates various meows used to communicate with her "kitten family," including requests for help in the bathroom. The segment also references an anecdote about Robert and Ghislaine Maxwell reportedly meowing at each other. The hosts label this type of content "podcast pollution" due to its bizarre and disturbing nature. Keywords: [furries](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/furries.md), kitten family, meowing, [ghislaine maxwell](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/ghislaine-maxwell.md), [robert maxwell](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/robert-maxwell.md), [tiktok](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/tiktok.md) ### Coco the Gorilla and the Kitten Torture Allegations - **Episode:** [1045: Pseudo-Addiction](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1045-pseudo-addiction.md) - **Published:** 2018-06-28 - **Time:** 1:59:49–2:03:17 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1045-pseudo-addiction/chapter/coco-the-gorilla-and-the-kitten-torture-allegations.md Following the death of Coco the Gorilla, a former zookeeper alleges that the public image of the ape was a PR fabrication. The claims include Coco having a fetish for human nipples and a history of killing the kittens she was famously depicted as befriending. Keywords: coco the gorilla, [sign language](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/sign-language.md), [robin williams](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/robin-williams.md), francine patterson, [kittens](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/kittens.md), zookeeper ### Bald Eagles in Milpitas, Golden Eagle Predation Anecdote - **Episode:** [925: Barry's Choice](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/925-barry-s-choice.md) - **Published:** 2017-04-30 - **Time:** 2:43:44–2:46:40 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/925-barry-s-choice/chapter/bald-eagles-in-milpitas-golden-eagle-predation-anecdote.md A pair of bald eagles nesting at a Milpitas elementary school has attracted local media attention. John C. Dvorak shares a personal anecdote about a massive golden eagle that killed and ate a seagull on his back deck. He warns that these birds are "pests" that can easily snatch kittens or small pets. Keywords: [bald eagles](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/bald-eagles.md), [milpitas](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/milpitas.md), [golden eagles](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/golden-eagles.md), predation, [seagulls](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/seagulls.md), [kittens](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/kittens.md) ### Westfield New Jersey, Baron Hugger of Kittens - **Episode:** [876: Election Special](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/876-election-special.md) - **Published:** 2016-11-10 - **Time:** 2:06:08–2:07:35 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/876-election-special/chapter/westfield-new-jersey-baron-hugger-of-kittens.md George Kunath from Westfield, New Jersey, makes his first donation of $217.76, incorporating "1776" into the amount. He expresses shock at Trump's win and hopes it isn't a "con." Another donor, Arthur Gobetz, is dubbed "Baron Hugger of Kittens." Keywords: george kunath, westfield, [new jersey](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/new-jersey.md), [1776](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/1776.md), [kittens](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/kittens.md) ### Newsletter A-B Split Test, Kittens vs. Harry Reid - **Episode:** [685: Schwack the Nose](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/685-schwack-the-nose.md) - **Published:** 2015-01-09 - **Time:** 1:41:40–1:49:47 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/685-schwack-the-nose/chapter/newsletter-a-b-split-test-kittens-vs-harry-reid.md John C. Dvorak presents a "Big Data Report" on an A-B split test conducted via the No Agenda newsletter. The test compared a subject line about a "cute kitten" versus one about "Harry Reid being beaten up." The results showed that while the Reid subject line had more opens, the kitten subject line generated twice as many clicks and significantly more donations, suggesting upbeat content drives better engagement. Keywords: [big data](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/big-data.md), [marketing](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/marketing.md), a-b testing, [kittens](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/kittens.md), [harry reid](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/harry-reid.md), [donations](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/donations.md) ### No Agenda Club and the "Panda Pull" Theory - **Episode:** [605: "Biostitutes"](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/605-quot-biostitutes-quot.md) - **Published:** 2014-04-03 - **Time:** 1:50:28–1:53:56 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/605-quot-biostitutes-quot/chapter/no-agenda-club-and-the-panda-pull-theory.md Adam Curry mentions a "gag order" related to a lawsuit involving the No Agenda Club. He also explains why the show's newsletter recently featured pandas: a producer sent research claiming that pandas have a higher "pull" or engagement rate than puppies or kittens. Keywords: [wageningen](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/wageningen.md), [lawsuit](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/lawsuit.md), [gag order](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/gag-order.md), [pandas](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/pandas.md), [kittens](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/kittens.md), [human resources](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/human-resources.md) ### Newsletter Strategy, Kittens vs. Puppies, and A-B Testing - **Episode:** [588: Velveeta Shortage!](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/588-velveeta-shortage.md) - **Published:** 2014-02-05 - **Time:** 40:20–44:13 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/588-velveeta-shortage/chapter/newsletter-strategy-kittens-vs-puppies-and-a-b-testing.md A discussion on the weekly email newsletter focuses on the use of "cute" imagery to drive engagement. One host describes the success of including kitten photos and contemplates switching to puppies to see if it impacts donation levels. They briefly discuss the technical limitations of A-B testing within MailChimp for this specific purpose. Keywords: [mailchimp](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/mailchimp.md), email newsletter, a-b testing, [kittens](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/kittens.md), [puppies](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/puppies.md), [marketing](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/marketing.md), constant contact ### No Agenda Value-for-Value Model, Saturday Newsletter Emergency - **Episode:** [582: Eradicate Misery](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/582-eradicate-misery.md) - **Published:** 2014-01-15 - **Time:** 1:03:39–1:11:34 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/582-eradicate-misery/chapter/no-agenda-value-for-value-model-saturday-newsletter-emergency.md The hosts discuss the "value-for-value" funding model, which eschews traditional advertising in favor of direct listener support. A "desperate" newsletter sent out on a Saturday, featuring a picture of a kitten, successfully triggered a wave of donations after a slow week. This segment highlights the community-driven nature of the show and the role of the newsletter in maintaining the program's financial viability. Keywords: [value-for-value](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/value-for-value.md), [newsletter](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/newsletter.md), [producers](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/producers.md), [donations](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/donations.md), [crowdfunding](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/crowdfunding.md), kitten, [marketing](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/marketing.md) ### Skype Advertisement and Kitten Eating Imagery - **Episode:** [313: Hide Your Forks](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/313-hide-your-forks.md) - **Published:** 2011-06-16 - **Time:** 2:29:26–2:31:14 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/313-hide-your-forks/chapter/skype-advertisement-and-kitten-eating-imagery.md A bizarre Skype advertisement appears to show a woman about to "eat a kitten," which the hosts interpret as a disturbing and poorly staged marketing choice. 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