# Keyboard on The No Agenda Show Keyboard comes up in 17 chapters across 16 episodes of The No Agenda Show, from January 2008 to July 2026. - **Chapters:** 17 - **Episodes:** 16 - **Discussed:** January 2008 – July 2026 - **Related topics:** [Autocorrect](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/autocorrect.md), [Iphone](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/iphone.md), [8008](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/8008.md), [Academia](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/academia.md), [Amazon](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/amazon.md), [Ancestry](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/ancestry.md), [Apple](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/apple.md), [Article 5](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/article-5.md), [Associate Executive Producer](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/associate-executive-producer.md), [Australia](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/australia.md) ## Chapters 1–17 of 17 ### Sir Knuckleberry, Christian Walker, and the QWERTY Keyboard Joke - **Episode:** [1888: In The Mourning](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1888-in-the-mourning.md) - **Published:** 2026-07-24 - **Time:** 4:09:04–4:11:14 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1888-in-the-mourning/chapter/sir-knuckleberry-christian-walker-and-the-qwerty-keyboard-joke.md Sir Knuckleberry and Christian Walker offer poetic tributes to Dvorak's legacy as a teacher and storyteller. Walker recalls the long-running joke about Dvorak using a QWERTY keyboard despite his tech expertise. The segment emphasizes carrying on the "torch" of the show. Keywords: sir knuckleberry, christian walker, qwerty keyboard, storyteller, [teacher](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/teacher.md) ### Mark Rutte, NATO Cyber Defense Conference - **Episode:** [1807: Keyboard Warrior](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1807-keyboard-warrior.md) - **Published:** 2025-10-12 - **Time:** 58:43–1:04:36 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1807-keyboard-warrior/chapter/mark-rutte-nato-cyber-defense-conference.md NATO Secretary General Mark Rutte addressed a cyber defense conference in Tirana, declaring the keyboard a "weapon of war." Rutte emphasized that cyberattacks could trigger Article 5 and announced the establishment of an integrated cyber defense center in Belgium. NATO allies have committed to spending 5% of GDP on defense, including core cyber capabilities. Keywords: [mark rutte](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/mark-rutte.md), [nato](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/nato.md), [cyber defense](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cyber-defense.md), [article 5](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/article-5.md), [keyboard](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/keyboard.md) ### John's Tip of the Day, Puli Dicki Cleaning Gel - **Episode:** [1727: Sideshow Bob](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1727-sideshow-bob.md) - **Published:** 2025-01-05 - **Time:** 3:00:04–3:03:52 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1727-sideshow-bob/chapter/john-s-tip-of-the-day-puli-dicki-cleaning-gel.md John C. Dvorak provides the "Tip of the Day" featuring a universal dust cleaning gel called "Puli Dicki." The product is a reusable goo designed to clean crevices in computer keyboards and car dashboards. Dvorak and Curry discuss the effectiveness of the gel and its availability on platforms like Amazon. Keywords: puli dicki, cleaning gel, keyboard cleaner, dashboard, [amazon](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/amazon.md) ### Twitter UI Shortcuts, Keyboard Navigation Hacks - **Episode:** [1654: e-Safety](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1654-e-safety.md) - **Published:** 2024-04-25 - **Time:** 4:28–5:48 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1654-e-safety/chapter/twitter-ui-shortcuts-keyboard-navigation-hacks.md A technical aside explains keyboard shortcuts on the X platform, specifically how the "T" key functions as a shortcut for reposting content. The hosts compare these navigation tools to classic text editors like Vim and WordStar. They suggest that these shortcuts are sometimes exploited by users looking to maximize engagement and "eyeballs" for their profiles. Keywords: x, [twitter](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/twitter.md), keyboard shortcuts, [vim](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/vim.md), [wordstar](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/wordstar.md), [user interface](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/user-interface.md) ### Final Producer Thank Yous, Dvorak Keyboard Anniversary - **Episode:** [1450: New Collar Worker](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1450-new-collar-worker.md) - **Published:** 2022-05-13 - **Time:** 2:43:02–2:49:39 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1450-new-collar-worker/chapter/final-producer-thank-yous-dvorak-keyboard-anniversary.md The hosts conclude the show by thanking a final group of producers, including several "8008" (boob) themed donations and a "1776" contribution from a listener who found the show via Joe Rogan. A humorous note regarding the 86th anniversary of the Dvorak keyboard is read, though John C. Dvorak denies any relation to the inventor. The segment reiterates the importance of the "play-to-pay" model in the face of collapsing streaming service budgets. Keywords: [dvorak keyboard](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/dvorak-keyboard.md), [8008](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/8008.md), [value-for-value](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/value-for-value.md), [jre](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/jre.md), [cdc](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cdc.md), [pfizer](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/pfizer.md) ### Associate Executive Producers, Podcast Plugs and Academic Sanity - **Episode:** [1259: Do The Work](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1259-do-the-work.md) - **Published:** 2020-07-12 - **Time:** 1:46:34–1:55:43 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1259-do-the-work/chapter/associate-executive-producers-podcast-plugs-and-academic-sanity.md The donation segment continues with Associate Executive Producers, including a researcher in academia who uses the show to maintain sanity amidst "enlarged amygdala" colleagues. Plugs are given for listener-run podcasts like "The Midas Pod" and "Fun Fact Friday." The hosts also address long-standing questions about the Dvorak keyboard and its relation to co-host John C. Dvorak. Keywords: [associate executive producer](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/associate-executive-producer.md), [dvorak keyboard](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/dvorak-keyboard.md), midas pod, [academia](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/academia.md), nih fellowship ### Physical Keyboards vs. Modern Smartphone Software - **Episode:** [1029: Batteries Not Included](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1029-batteries-not-included.md) - **Published:** 2018-04-29 - **Time:** 1:39:56–1:43:23 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1029-batteries-not-included/chapter/physical-keyboards-vs-modern-smartphone-software.md The transition back to a physical T9 or QWERTY keyboard on a legacy phone is described as "excruciatingly slow" compared to modern software keyboards. However, the difficulty is framed as a benefit, as it discourages mindless social media posting. The host criticizes the use of voice assistants like Siri or Google Assistant, noting that they create a permanent "voiceprint" for tracking. Keywords: [nokia e71](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/nokia-e71.md), [iphone](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/iphone.md), tactile keyboard, [autocorrect](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/autocorrect.md), [siri](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/siri.md), [privacy](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/privacy.md) ### Technical Difficulties, Keyboards and Mute Keys - **Episode:** [910: Coin of the Realm](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/910-coin-of-the-realm.md) - **Published:** 2017-03-09 - **Time:** 28:19–30:51 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/910-coin-of-the-realm/chapter/technical-difficulties-keyboards-and-mute-keys.md A host describes a recurring technical issue where a keyboard on the floor accidentally mutes the broadcast system when kicked. They discuss the specific layout of the "Ozzie" keyboard and the difficulty of monitoring audio levels during live recordings. Keywords: [keyboard](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/keyboard.md), [technical glitch](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/technical-glitch.md), mute, [hardware](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/hardware.md), [studio equipment](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/studio-equipment.md) ### iPhone Autocorrect Algorithms and User Frustration - **Episode:** [843: Save the Date](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/843-save-the-date.md) - **Published:** 2016-07-17 - **Time:** 1:59:55–2:02:13 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/843-save-the-date/chapter/iphone-autocorrect-algorithms-and-user-frustration.md A discussion on the frustrations of iPhone autocorrect suggests that Apple may be frequently updating its algorithms, leading to periods of nonsensical word replacements. The hosts compare the experience of virtual keyboards to the tactile feedback of older Blackberry devices and solicit listener feedback on recent typing errors. Keywords: [apple](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/apple.md), [iphone](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/iphone.md), [autocorrect](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/autocorrect.md), [ios](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/ios.md), virtual keyboard ### Baronies, Knighting, and the Dvorak Keyboard - **Episode:** [782: Lumpy Lips](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/782-lumpy-lips.md) - **Published:** 2015-12-17 - **Time:** 2:09:12–2:13:38 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/782-lumpy-lips/chapter/baronies-knighting-and-the-dvorak-keyboard.md The hosts discuss various donor titles, including a new Baronet and the Baron of Logan Square. They address a common question about whether John C. Dvorak is related to the inventor of the Dvorak keyboard (he is not). The segment includes a long list of donors contributing specific amounts like $69.69 and $99.99, supporting the show's operations. Keywords: [baronet](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/baronet.md), [chicago](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/chicago.md), [dvorak keyboard](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/dvorak-keyboard.md), [donations](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/donations.md), [knighthood](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/knighthood.md) ### Technical Difficulties, Keyboard Battery Failure - **Episode:** [696: The Key Key Thing](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/696-the-key-key-thing.md) - **Published:** 2015-02-15 - **Time:** 56:51–59:21 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/696-the-key-key-thing/chapter/technical-difficulties-keyboard-battery-failure.md The show experiences a brief interruption due to a keyboard battery failure. The hosts pause the recording to replace the batteries and discuss the lack of warning from the computer system. Keywords: [technical difficulties](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/technical-difficulties.md), [keyboard](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/keyboard.md), [batteries](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/batteries.md), [production](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/production.md) ### Keyboard Commands, Linux Efficiency, and Command Line Workflows - **Episode:** [607: Big Sandy](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/607-big-sandy.md) - **Published:** 2014-04-10 - **Time:** 1:29 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/607-big-sandy/chapter/keyboard-commands-linux-efficiency-and-command-line-workflows.md The hosts discuss their preference for keyboard-centric workflows over using a mouse, highlighting the efficiency of Linux command line operations. One host describes using an outliner in a browser controlled almost entirely by keyboard shortcuts. They emphasize the speed of autocomplete features like the tab key for professional computing tasks. Keywords: [linux](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/linux.md), keyboard commands, [command line](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/command-line.md), outliner, tab key ### Cursive Writing Removal, Keyboard Skills Transition - **Episode:** [554: Slave Bracelet](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/554-slave-bracelet.md) - **Published:** 2013-10-06 - **Time:** 1:51:51–1:54:50 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/554-slave-bracelet/chapter/cursive-writing-removal-keyboard-skills-transition.md Critics of Common Core argue that the removal of cursive writing requirements will leave future generations unable to read historical documents or sign their names. The hosts discuss the shift toward keyboarding and the potential loss of independent research skills. Keywords: [cursive](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cursive.md), [handwriting](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/handwriting.md), keyboarding, [literacy](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/literacy.md), anti-common core ### Gaming Keyboards, Perth Australia - **Episode:** [461: No-Stray Spray](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/461-no-stray-spray.md) - **Published:** 2012-11-15 - **Time:** 2:00:08–2:01:58 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/461-no-stray-spray/chapter/gaming-keyboards-perth-australia.md Louis Gutierrez is thanked for donating the cost of a high-end gaming keyboard to the show. The hosts briefly discuss the differences between gaming and standard keyboards, noting their durability and programmable buttons. Keywords: gaming keyboard, [perth](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/perth.md), [australia](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/australia.md), louis gutierrez, rugged tech ### Typing Habits and Backspace Usage Among Youth - **Episode:** [91: Stroking the Ugly Stick](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/91-stroking-the-ugly-stick.md) - **Published:** 2009-04-22 - **Time:** 5:19–7:33 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/91-stroking-the-ugly-stick/chapter/typing-habits-and-backspace-usage-among-youth.md Observations on the typing habits of younger generations reveal high speeds despite a lack of formal training. The discussion notes a tendency for young users to rely heavily on the backspace key to correct errors rather than using advanced navigation commands. The physical wear on keyboards, specifically the backspace key, is cited as evidence of these behavioral patterns. Keywords: typing, [keyboard](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/keyboard.md), backspace, [education](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/education.md), self-taught ### Dvorak Keyboard History, Ancestry and Typing Speed - **Episode:** [12: Lawsuit Crazy](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/12-lawsuit-crazy.md) - **Published:** 2008-01-12 - **Time:** 1:02:16–1:04:34 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/12-lawsuit-crazy/chapter/dvorak-keyboard-history-ancestry-and-typing-speed.md John C. Dvorak discusses the history of the Dvorak keyboard layout, invented by August Dvorak in the 1930s, and clarifies that he has no documented relation to the inventor. The hosts talk about the Czech origins of the name and the famous composer Antonín Dvořák. Dvorak admits that despite the name association, he finds the alternative keyboard layout difficult to use. 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