# Jokes on The No Agenda Show Jokes comes up in 25 chapters across 24 episodes of The No Agenda Show, from September 2008 to October 2026. - **Chapters:** 25 - **Episodes:** 24 - **Discussed:** September 2008 – October 2026 - **Related topics:** [Humor](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/humor.md), [Barack Obama](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/barack-obama.md), [Hillary Clinton](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/hillary-clinton.md), [Media](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/media.md), [Stand-up Comedy](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/stand-up-comedy.md), [Tsa](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/tsa.md), [Adam Curry](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/adam-curry.md), [Ageism](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/ageism.md), [Airport Security](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/airport-security.md), [Album Art](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/album-art.md) ## Chapters 1–20 of 25 ### The Amin Family and Vocal Stim Jingles - **Episode:** [1916: The Final Episode](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1916-the-final-episode.md) - **Published:** 2026-10-30 - **Time:** 2:33:20–2:35:22 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1916-the-final-episode/chapter/the-amin-family-and-vocal-stim-jingles.md Sahil and Shafali Amin donate in honor of their brother Suril, who introduced them to the show when they were in grade school. They describe how show jingles became "vocal stims" and inside jokes within their family. The siblings credit the show with fundamentally changing how they approach and view the world. Keywords: sahil amin, shafali amin, suril amin, vocal stims, inside jokes, grade school ### The Glass Rod Treatment and Hemorrhoid Joke - **Episode:** [1889: Producer's Tribute to JCD](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1889-producer-s-tribute-to-jcd.md) - **Published:** 2026-07-27 - **Time:** 1:57:38–1:58:58 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1889-producer-s-tribute-to-jcd/chapter/the-glass-rod-treatment-and-hemorrhoid-joke.md A humorous anecdote involves a man seeking a more cost-effective way to receive "glass rod treatments" for hemorrhoids at home. The joke concludes with a punchline about the doctor's specific physical positioning during the procedure, implying a lack of professional necessity for the expensive equipment. Keywords: medical humor, joke, hemorrhoids, glass rod ### Hemorrhoid Treatment Joke, Glass Rod Procedure - **Episode:** [1889: Producer's Tribute to JCD](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1889-producer-s-tribute-to-jcd.md) - **Published:** 2026-07-27 - **Time:** 1:57:38–1:58:58 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1889-producer-s-tribute-to-jcd/chapter/hemorrhoid-treatment-joke-glass-rod-procedure.md A host tells a joke about a man seeking a more affordable home-treatment option for his expensive $200 hemorrhoid procedures. The punchline involves the man purchasing a thousand-dollar glass rod and a misunderstanding regarding the physical positioning required for his wife to administer the treatment. Keywords: [humor](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/humor.md), doctor joke, hemorrhoids, [medical costs](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/medical-costs.md) ### No Agenda Art, Darren O'Neill, Taco Bell Toilet - **Episode:** [1887: The Stick Works](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1887-the-stick-works.md) - **Published:** 2026-07-19 - **Time:** 2:10:25–2:13:47 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1887-the-stick-works/chapter/no-agenda-art-darren-o-neill-taco-bell-toilet.md The hosts praise the artwork submitted to the No Agenda Art Generator, specifically a Taco Bell-themed piece by Darren O'Neill. They discuss the importance of keeping album art simple and bold, as complex visual jokes often fail to translate in small formats. Darren is commended for his ability to use AI as a tool while applying professional Photoshop adjustments. Keywords: [darren o'neill](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/darren-o-neill.md), [taco bell](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/taco-bell.md), [photoshop](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/photoshop.md), [album art](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/album-art.md), visual jokes ### Oral Surgery Recovery, Hippie Humor Book - **Episode:** [1531: Dead Name](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1531-dead-name.md) - **Published:** 2023-06-12 - **Time:** 2:23 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1531-dead-name/chapter/oral-surgery-recovery-hippie-humor-book.md Adam Curry describes his recovery from oral surgery, noting significant facial swelling and pain that affects his speech. John C. Dvorak introduces a 1968 book titled "Jokes, Puns, and Riddles" by David Alan Clark to test "hippie humor" on the audience. The hosts banter about the lack of comedic value in vintage humor books. Keywords: [adam curry](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/adam-curry.md), [john c. dvorak](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/john-c-dvorak.md), oral surgery, david alan clark, hippie humor, jokes puns and riddles ### Fox & Friends ITM, Critical Race Theory - **Episode:** [1353: Lousy Hummus](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1353-lousy-hummus.md) - **Published:** 2021-06-06 - **Time:** 1:30:39–1:33:56 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1353-lousy-hummus/chapter/fox-friends-itm-critical-race-theory.md A parent speaking against Critical Race Theory on Fox & Friends ended his segment by saying "ITM" (In The Morning), a No Agenda catchphrase. The hosts discuss how the media often cuts out such inside jokes from online clips to prevent "coded" messages. They provide a humorous guide on how to explain the greeting to confused news producers. Keywords: fox & friends, [itm](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/itm.md), [critical race theory](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/critical-race-theory.md), inside joke, [virginia](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/virginia.md), [media](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/media.md) ### NCIS Showrunners, Gary Glasberg, Blonde Jokes - **Episode:** [1164: Jacked-up Joe](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1164-jacked-up-joe.md) - **Published:** 2019-08-18 - **Time:** 1:30:27–1:34:43 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1164-jacked-up-joe/chapter/ncis-showrunners-gary-glasberg-blonde-jokes.md An analysis of the TV show *NCIS* focuses on the role of the showrunner, specifically the late Gary Glasberg. The discussion highlights how showrunners have the authority to insert specific humor, such as a "dumb blonde" joke involving a character confusing the word "deceased" for a name. This is contrasted with older shows like *Two and a Half Men*, which are described as containing dialogue that would be considered unairable by modern standards. Keywords: [ncis](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/ncis.md), gary glasberg, [showrunner](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/showrunner.md), blonde joke, [two and a half men](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/two-and-a-half-men.md) ### The Decline of Humor and Louis C.K.'s Failed Comeback - **Episode:** [1101: Tippie-Top](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1101-tippie-top.md) - **Published:** 2019-01-07 - **Time:** 1:34:14–1:37:46 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1101-tippie-top/chapter/the-decline-of-humor-and-louis-c-k-s-failed-comeback.md The hosts discuss why modern comedy, specifically Louis C.K.'s recent material, fails to resonate. They explore the "timeliness" of jokes and suggest that C.K.'s refusal to "eat humble pie" regarding his past scandals has ruined his ability to be funny. Keywords: [louis c.k.](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/louis-c-k.md), [comedy](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/comedy.md), [humor](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/humor.md), alan dundes, dirty jokes, humble pie ### Vice Media, Kids Telling Dirty Jokes Series - **Episode:** [1099: Wobama](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1099-wobama.md) - **Published:** 2018-12-31 - **Time:** 2:32:32–2:35:45 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1099-wobama/chapter/vice-media-kids-telling-dirty-jokes-series.md Vice Media is criticized for a YouTube series featuring young children telling "dirty" and offensive jokes, including those about the Holocaust. The hosts characterize the content as child abuse and question why YouTube allows such material to remain on its platform while deplatforming other creators. The series is viewed as a symptom of a media culture that exploits children for "edgy" liberal content. Keywords: [vice media](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/vice-media.md), [youtube](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/youtube.md), [child abuse](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/child-abuse.md), dirty jokes, [media ethics](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/media-ethics.md) ### Ronald Reagan 1984 Bombing Joke, Historical Media Context - **Episode:** [996: Rats on a Plane](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/996-rats-on-a-plane.md) - **Published:** 2018-01-05 - **Time:** 41:01–45:07 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/996-rats-on-a-plane/chapter/ronald-reagan-1984-bombing-joke-historical-media-context.md In 1984, President Ronald Reagan made a famous joke during a microphone check about outlawing Russia and beginning bombing in five minutes. Historical news reports from Marvin Kalb show that while the Soviet Union went on a brief military alert, the U.S. media at the time was less hostile toward the President's rhetoric than modern media is toward Donald Trump. Keywords: [ronald reagan](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/ronald-reagan.md), [soviet union](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/soviet-union.md), bombing joke, marvin kalb, [cold war](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cold-war.md) ### Microsoft Paint Retirement, Ageist Media Jokes - **Episode:** [950: RACE: other](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/950-race-other.md) - **Published:** 2017-07-28 - **Time:** 2:49:07–2:51:01 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/950-race-other/chapter/microsoft-paint-retirement-ageist-media-jokes.md Microsoft announced that the classic Paint program will no longer be updated in Windows 10, though it will remain available as a download. The hosts critique a news segment where a younger reporter made ageist jokes about the program's longevity. They joke that they didn't even realize Paint was still a part of the operating system. Keywords: microsoft paint, [windows 10](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/windows-10.md), [technology](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/technology.md), media jokes, [ageism](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/ageism.md) ### Kellyanne Conway's Stand-Up Comedy Performance - **Episode:** [898: Chain of Lies](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/898-chain-of-lies.md) - **Published:** 2017-01-26 - **Time:** 2:46:49–2:52:05 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/898-chain-of-lies/chapter/kellyanne-conway-s-stand-up-comedy-performance.md Kellyanne Conway performed a stand-up comedy routine at a charity event, which the hosts critique for its poor delivery and scripted nature. One joke involved her being "accurately quoted" in a news article, which she compared to seeing Haley's Comet. Despite being a fan of her political work, the hosts agree that her attempt at comedy was unsuccessful and likely written by a professional joke writer. Keywords: [kellyanne conway](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/kellyanne-conway.md), [stand-up comedy](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/stand-up-comedy.md), charity event, haley's comet, [jokes](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/jokes.md), [media](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/media.md) ### Trump Power Moves, Sense of Humor - **Episode:** [864: Putin Popularity Poll](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/864-putin-popularity-poll.md) - **Published:** 2016-09-29 - **Time:** 19:54–21:57 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/864-putin-popularity-poll/chapter/trump-power-moves-sense-of-humor.md Donald Trump utilized a "power move" by placing a hand on Hillary Clinton's back during their initial greeting. However, observers noted that Trump lacked a sense of humor during the high-pressure moments of the debate, suggesting he needed a professional joke writer to counter Clinton's jabs. Keywords: [donald trump](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/donald-trump.md), [hillary clinton](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/hillary-clinton.md), power move, [humor](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/humor.md), joke writer ### White House Correspondents Dinner, Larry Wilmore's Performance - **Episode:** [821: Manterruptors](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/821-manterruptors.md) - **Published:** 2016-05-01 - **Time:** 1:26:04–1:28:49 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/821-manterruptors/chapter/white-house-correspondents-dinner-larry-wilmore-s-performance.md President Obama's performance at the White House Correspondents Dinner is reviewed, specifically his joke about "CPT" (Colored People Time) in reference to a previous gaffe by Hillary Clinton and Bill de Blasio. Comedian Larry Wilmore's set is also discussed, with the hosts noting the institutionalized nature of the racial humor presented at the event. Keywords: [white house correspondents dinner](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/white-house-correspondents-dinner.md), [barack obama](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/barack-obama.md), [larry wilmore](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/larry-wilmore.md), cpt joke, [hillary clinton](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/hillary-clinton.md) ### Valerie Jarrett, Pomona College Commencement and NSA Spying - **Episode:** [620: Dead Man Cuffed](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/620-dead-man-cuffed.md) - **Published:** 2014-05-26 - **Time:** 2:38:42–2:43:43 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/620-dead-man-cuffed/chapter/valerie-jarrett-pomona-college-commencement-and-nsa-spying.md White House advisor Valerie Jarrett delivered a commencement speech at Pomona College that included jokes about the government's ability to see what students do online. The hosts find the jokes inappropriate given the NSA's failure to prevent domestic attacks like the Isla Vista shooting despite the suspect's public threats. Keywords: [valerie jarrett](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/valerie-jarrett.md), pomona college, [commencement speech](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/commencement-speech.md), [nsa](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/nsa.md), [spying](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/spying.md), [jokes](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/jokes.md) ### President Obama and Joel McHale Comedy Sets - **Episode:** [614: Fruity Drinks](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/614-fruity-drinks.md) - **Published:** 2014-05-04 - **Time:** 46:27–49:45 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/614-fruity-drinks/chapter/president-obama-and-joel-mchale-comedy-sets.md President Obama used his comedy set to mock conservative praise for Vladimir Putin, utilizing "gay innuendo" to poke fun at Sean Hannity and Mike Huckabee's fascination with Putin's bare chest. Comedian Joel McHale's set included jokes about Obamacare's enrollment numbers compared to Ashley Tisdale's Twitter followers. McHale also delivered a sharp line comparing the appearance of Washington insiders to "ghouls" relative to the Hollywood celebrities in attendance. Keywords: [barack obama](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/barack-obama.md), joel mchale, [vladimir putin](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/vladimir-putin.md), [obamacare](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/obamacare.md), ashley tisdale, [pat buchanan](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/pat-buchanan.md), gay jokes ### TSA Security Announcements, George Bush Intercontinental Airport - **Episode:** [556: Vape like a Ninja](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/556-vape-like-a-ninja.md) - **Published:** 2013-10-13 - **Time:** 12:47–15:17 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/556-vape-like-a-ninja/chapter/tsa-security-announcements-george-bush-intercontinental-airport.md Adam Curry plays an audio recording of a security announcement from George Bush Intercontinental Airport in Houston. The announcement warns travelers that unattended luggage may be treated as a danger and explicitly states that making inappropriate remarks or jokes concerning security may result in arrest. The hosts criticize the aggressive tone of TSA-induced airport messaging. Keywords: [tsa](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/tsa.md), [airport security](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/airport-security.md), [houston](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/houston.md), george bush airport, [jokes](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/jokes.md), [travel](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/travel.md) ### Amateur Radio Technician Exam, National Dyslexic Association Joke - **Episode:** [454: Going Purple](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/454-going-purple.md) - **Published:** 2012-10-21 - **Time:** 11:33–15:25 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/454-going-purple/chapter/amateur-radio-technician-exam-national-dyslexic-association-joke.md A candidate successfully passed the FCC Technician Class amateur radio exam at a testing site in Texas. The testing environment was described as informal, featuring "Volunteer Examiners" (VEs) and a distracting atmosphere where one participant joked that DNA stands for the "National Dyslexic Association." Despite the distractions, the candidate nearly aced the technician test but failed the more advanced General Class exam due to a lack of preparation. Keywords: [ham radio](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/ham-radio.md), fcc technician exam, [amateur radio](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/amateur-radio.md), [texas](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/texas.md), dna joke ### John McCain Stand-up Comedy Routine and Uncle Don Jokes - **Episode:** [377: Cleanest Dirty Shirt](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/377-cleanest-dirty-shirt.md) - **Published:** 2012-01-26 - **Time:** 1:08:52–1:14:10 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/377-cleanest-dirty-shirt/chapter/john-mccain-stand-up-comedy-routine-and-uncle-don-jokes.md A compilation of John McCain's recurring jokes from various speeches is presented as a mock stand-up routine. The jokes cover his time at the Naval Academy and his experience as a prisoner of war. This is followed by an anecdote about "Uncle Don" and a joke involving a Chinese spy's misunderstanding of American sports like football and baseball. Keywords: [john mccain](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/john-mccain.md), [stand-up comedy](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/stand-up-comedy.md), [jokes](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/jokes.md), [naval academy](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/naval-academy.md), [sports](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/sports.md) ### Vagina Jokes in Animated Television - **Episode:** [349: Grandma Clinton](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/349-grandma-clinton.md) - **Published:** 2011-10-20 - **Time:** 2:09:05–2:10:49 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/349-grandma-clinton/chapter/vagina-jokes-in-animated-television.md The hosts discuss the prevalence of vagina-related humor in animated shows like "American Dad." They also mention a Viagra sponsorship for a Van Gogh virtual tour on the 60 Minutes website. They criticize the lack of shame in modern advertising and the reliance on crude humor in television writing. 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