# Jewelry on The No Agenda Show

Jewelry comes up in 27 chapters across 27 episodes of The No Agenda Show, from January 2008 to July 2026.

- **Chapters:** 27
- **Episodes:** 27
- **Discussed:** January 2008 – July 2026
- **Related topics:** [Gold](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/gold.md), [Lindsay Lohan](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/lindsay-lohan.md), [Fashion](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/fashion.md), [Home Shopping Network](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/home-shopping-network.md), [Louvre](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/louvre.md), [No Agenda Rings](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/no-agenda-rings.md), [Qvc](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/qvc.md), [Scram Bracelet](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/scram-bracelet.md), [Barack Obama](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/barack-obama.md), [Birthdays](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/birthdays.md)

## Chapters 1–20 of 27

### No Agenda Rings, Signet Ring Shipment

- **Episode:** [1883: Orgy of Socialism](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1883-orgy-of-socialism.md)
- **Published:** 2026-07-05
- **Time:** 2:33:16–2:35:02
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1883-orgy-of-socialism/chapter/no-agenda-rings-signet-ring-shipment.md

The hosts promote the official No Agenda signet rings available for Knights and Dames. They announce that a new shipment of rings has arrived, addressing previous delays caused by the complexity of managing various ring sizes. Listeners who have been waiting for their premiums are encouraged to contact the show's support email.

Keywords: [signet rings](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/signet-rings.md), [no agenda rings](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/no-agenda-rings.md), [premium](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/premium.md), [jewelry](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/jewelry.md), [knight](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/knight.md), [dame](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/dame.md)

### Scott Bessent, Treasury Portfolio and Louvre Jewelry Robbery

- **Episode:** [1811: NA Era](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1811-na-era.md)
- **Published:** 2025-10-26
- **Time:** 40:01–44:03
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1811-na-era/chapter/scott-bessent-treasury-portfolio-and-louvre-jewelry-robbery.md

Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent addresses questions regarding military conflict and trade deals with China, specifically focusing on stopping fentanyl precursor chemicals. A separate news item details a $100 million jewelry robbery at the Louvre in Paris, where thieves executed a daytime heist in under eight minutes. One suspect was reportedly detained at Charles de Gaulle airport while attempting to flee.

Keywords: [scott bessent](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/scott-bessent.md), [treasury department](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/treasury-department.md), [louvre](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/louvre.md), [jewelry heist](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/jewelry-heist.md), [fentanyl](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/fentanyl.md), china trade

### Louvre Jewelry Heist and Security Failure

- **Episode:** [1810: golfball](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1810-golfball.md)
- **Published:** 2025-10-23
- **Time:** 1:03:34–1:06:09
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1810-golfball/chapter/louvre-jewelry-heist-and-security-failure.md

A dramatic jewelry theft at the Louvre exposes major security failures after burglars escaped with millions in French crown jewels. The heist draws attention to the museum's leadership, lack of insurance, and the ease with which the thieves used construction equipment to reach the gallery.

Keywords: [louvre](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/louvre.md), paris prosecutor, [elizabeth palmer](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/elizabeth-palmer.md), [jewelry heist](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/jewelry-heist.md), [france](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/france.md)

### Home Shopping Network, Food Sales Trends

- **Episode:** [1725: Artificial Indian](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1725-artificial-indian.md)
- **Published:** 2024-12-29
- **Time:** 1:53
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1725-artificial-indian/chapter/home-shopping-network-food-sales-trends.md

A discussion regarding the Home Shopping Network (HSN) and QVC highlights the unusual trend of selling prepared foods like breaded chicken cutlets via television. The conversation shifts to how social media platforms like Instagram and TikTok have become the modern equivalent of home shopping channels. A humorous prediction is made that these networks will eventually begin selling pharmaceutical products like Ozempic.

Keywords: [home shopping network](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/home-shopping-network.md), [qvc](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/qvc.md), jewelry tv, [instagram](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/instagram.md), [tiktok](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/tiktok.md), [ozempic](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/ozempic.md)

### Tiffany Earrings Controversy, Speaker Earring Rumors, Luxury Jewelry

- **Episode:** [1694: Gorgeous](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1694-gorgeous.md)
- **Published:** 2024-09-12
- **Time:** 41:22–42:56
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1694-gorgeous/chapter/tiffany-earrings-controversy-speaker-earring-rumors-luxury-jewelry.md

Rumors circulating on social media suggested Kamala Harris wore "speaker earrings" to receive coaching during the debate. Fact-checking reveals the jewelry was actually a pair of $30,000 Tiffany & Co. HardWear pearl earrings. The choice of high-end luxury jewelry during a discussion on the struggling economy is characterized as a "let them eat cake" moment.

Keywords: [kamala harris](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/kamala-harris.md), tiffany and co, earrings, speaker earrings, luxury jewelry, [fashion](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/fashion.md)

### Olena Zelenska Cartier Shopping Allegations and Zelensky Wealth

- **Episode:** [1596: Flagger](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1596-flagger.md)
- **Published:** 2023-10-05
- **Time:** 1:10:09–1:11:37
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1596-flagger/chapter/olena-zelenska-cartier-shopping-allegations-and-zelensky-wealth.md

An unverified report claims Olena Zelenska, wife of the Ukrainian President, purchased $1.1 million worth of jewelry at Cartier in New York during the UN General Assembly. The segment references a Scott Ritter documentary regarding Volodymyr Zelensky’s alleged global property holdings as evidence of high-level corruption during the ongoing conflict.

Keywords: [olena zelenska](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/olena-zelenska.md), [cartier](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cartier.md), [volodymyr zelensky](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/volodymyr-zelensky.md), [corruption](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/corruption.md), [jewelry](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/jewelry.md)

### Birthday Announcements, No Agenda Knight Rings

- **Episode:** [1572: Chop Shop](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1572-chop-shop.md)
- **Published:** 2023-07-13
- **Time:** 2:06:43–2:09:47
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1572-chop-shop/chapter/birthday-announcements-no-agenda-knight-rings.md

The show celebrates several listener birthdays, including Tina Curry and Jaye Dvorak. The hosts promote the official No Agenda knight and dame rings available at NoAgendaRings.com, which signify a producer's status at the "Roundtable." New knights are encouraged to send their ring sizes to receive their hardware for future meetups.

Keywords: [birthdays](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/birthdays.md), [knight rings](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/knight-rings.md), [no agenda rings](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/no-agenda-rings.md), [roundtable](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/roundtable.md), [jewelry](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/jewelry.md)

### Tungsten-Filled Gold Bars, Counterfeit Jewelry Market

- **Episode:** [1377: R9X](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1377-r9x.md)
- **Published:** 2021-08-29
- **Time:** 53:16–55:50
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1377-r9x/chapter/tungsten-filled-gold-bars-counterfeit-jewelry-market.md

Reputable merchants in New York's jewelry district have discovered 10-ounce gold bars filled with tungsten, which has a nearly identical weight to gold. These sophisticated counterfeits involve hollowing out genuine bars, inserting tungsten, and resealing them to preserve serial numbers and paperwork. The FBI and U.S. Secret Service are investigating potential international rings involved in the fraud.

Keywords: [gold](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/gold.md), [tungsten](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/tungsten.md), [counterfeiting](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/counterfeiting.md), [jewelry](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/jewelry.md), [secret service](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/secret-service.md)

### Eco-Horror Genre, Shrinking Goats, and Snow Gambles

- **Episode:** [1336: Climate Crisis Special](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1336-climate-crisis-special.md)
- **Published:** 2021-04-08
- **Time:** 39:44–42:00
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1336-climate-crisis-special/chapter/eco-horror-genre-shrinking-goats-and-snow-gambles.md

The cultural impact of climate change is seen in the emergence of "eco-horror" in film and media, where the planet itself acts as the monster. In the natural world, researchers at Durham University claim Alpine mountain goats are shrinking, weighing 25% less than in the 1980s due to rising temperatures. In a lighter story, a North Carolina jeweler refunded $500,000 to customers after a successful "white Christmas" weather gamble.

Keywords: eco-horror, alpine chamois, durham university, [wilmington](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/wilmington.md), jewelry refund, climate change media

### Customs Jewelry Documentation and Republic vs. Democracy

- **Episode:** [1042: Two Dictators](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1042-two-dictators.md)
- **Published:** 2018-06-28
- **Time:** 1:13:20–1:17:09
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1042-two-dictators/chapter/customs-jewelry-documentation-and-republic-vs-democracy.md

The hosts share advice on documenting jewelry with receipts before traveling abroad to avoid paying double taxes at customs. They also address a listener's request to correct the media's frequent use of the word "democracy" to describe the United States, emphasizing that it is actually a constitutional republic.

Keywords: [customs](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/customs.md), [jewelry](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/jewelry.md), receipts, [republic](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/republic.md), [democracy](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/democracy.md), [bitcoin](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/bitcoin.md)

### Sir Art Mooney and Vicente Fox Criticism

- **Episode:** [976: 10th Anniversary](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/976-10th-anniversary.md)
- **Published:** 2017-10-27
- **Time:** 4:27:02–4:30:25
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/976-10th-anniversary/chapter/sir-art-mooney-and-vicente-fox-criticism.md

Roberto Masetti is knighted as Sir Art Mooney of the Perth Hills and requests karma for his wife's silver jewelry business. Another donor, G-Mo, criticizes former Mexican President Vicente Fox as a "racist" and "virtue signaler," citing a 2007 clip with Jon Stewart. G-Mo is knighted as Lord Aniomadeus.

Keywords: roberto masetti, [vicente fox](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/vicente-fox.md), [mexico](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/mexico.md), silver jewelry, [knighthood](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/knighthood.md)

### Kim Kardashian Robbery, Media Distraction, Costume Jewelry

- **Episode:** [866: Delay or Avoid](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/866-delay-or-avoid.md)
- **Published:** 2016-10-06
- **Time:** 1:22:08–1:23:44
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/866-delay-or-avoid/chapter/kim-kardashian-robbery-media-distraction-costume-jewelry.md

The hosts label the Kim Kardashian robbery in Paris as the "Distraction of the Week." They question the logistics of the event, including the lack of bodyguards and the presence of $10 million in real jewelry. They suggest the heavy media coverage of the robbery overshadowed significant news regarding U.S.-Russia tensions and Pentagon propaganda spending.

Keywords: [kim kardashian](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/kim-kardashian.md), paris robbery, [distraction](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/distraction.md), [jewelry](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/jewelry.md), [bodyguards](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/bodyguards.md)

### Hatton Garden Jewelry Heist, London Easter Robbery

- **Episode:** [711: Facebook Thuggin'](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/711-facebook-thuggin.md)
- **Published:** 2015-04-09
- **Time:** 2:31:39–2:34:26
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/711-facebook-thuggin/chapter/hatton-garden-jewelry-heist-london-easter-robbery.md

Thieves in London executed a massive heist at the Hatton Garden safe deposit vault over the Easter weekend, stealing up to $300 million in gems and cash. The robbers reportedly abseiled down a lift shaft and used heavy cutting equipment, with the crime going undiscovered until the following Tuesday.

Keywords: hatton garden, [london](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/london.md), [jewelry heist](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/jewelry-heist.md), [robbery](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/robbery.md), [easter](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/easter.md)

### Google IO Critique, Gmail API Concerns

- **Episode:** [629: Passport Terrorists!](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/629-passport-terrorists.md)
- **Published:** 2014-06-28
- **Time:** 1:30:10–1:36:08
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/629-passport-terrorists/chapter/google-io-critique-gmail-api-concerns.md

The 2014 Google IO conference is criticized for its focus on "slave jewelry" wearables and the introduction of a proprietary Gmail API. The hosts argue that moving away from the open IMAP standard allows Google to further lock users into its ecosystem and monetize personal data. They predict Google will eventually deprecate IMAP to force developers and users into their controlled API environment.

Keywords: google io, gmail api, [imap](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/imap.md), [wearables](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/wearables.md), slave jewelry, [data collection](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/data-collection.md)

### Funky Glass, UK Small Business Promotion

- **Episode:** [482: Media Harmonization](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/482-media-harmonization.md)
- **Published:** 2013-01-27
- **Time:** 1:56:44–2:02:53
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/482-media-harmonization/chapter/funky-glass-uk-small-business-promotion.md

The hosts promote "Funky Glass," a UK-based website specializing in handmade glassware and jewelry. The segment also includes a check-in from a listener in Singapore who uses the show to stay informed while traveling. Various "karma" requests and "de-douching" ceremonies are performed for the donors.

Keywords: funky glass, [uk](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/uk.md), [small business](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/small-business.md), [glassware](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/glassware.md), [jewelry](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/jewelry.md), [singapore](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/singapore.md)

### Lindsay Lohan, Scram Bracelet and Presidential Slut Squad

- **Episode:** [239: Change Comes From GNU](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/239-change-comes-from-gnu.md)
- **Published:** 2010-09-30
- **Time:** 22:43–24:29
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/239-change-comes-from-gnu/chapter/lindsay-lohan-scram-bracelet-and-presidential-slut-squad.md

Adam Curry discusses reports that Lindsay Lohan attempted to sell paparazzi photos of herself wearing her SCRAM alcohol-monitoring bracelet. He frames this as a fulfillment of his "Gitmo jewelry" prediction, suggesting Lohan is part of a "presidential slut squad" used to normalize surveillance technology. The hosts also mention the existence of a No Agenda predictions tracking website.

Keywords: [lindsay lohan](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/lindsay-lohan.md), [scram bracelet](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/scram-bracelet.md), [paparazzi](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/paparazzi.md), [gitmo jewelry](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/gitmo-jewelry.md), [prediction](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/prediction.md)

### Electronic Monitoring Bracelets, Lindsay Lohan and Chelsea Handler

- **Episode:** [235: Disaster Capitalist](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/235-disaster-capitalist.md)
- **Published:** 2010-09-16
- **Time:** 19:38–22:51
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/235-disaster-capitalist/chapter/electronic-monitoring-bracelets-lindsay-lohan-and-chelsea-handler.md

The hosts discuss the normalization of electronic monitoring bracelets, which they dub "Gitmo Nation jewelry." They reference a comedic skit from the MTV Video Music Awards featuring Lindsay Lohan and Chelsea Handler that jokes about Lohan's SCRAM bracelet, arguing this is a PR effort to make house arrest seem preferable to incarceration.

Keywords: [lindsay lohan](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/lindsay-lohan.md), [chelsea handler](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/chelsea-handler.md), [scram bracelet](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/scram-bracelet.md), [mtv vmas](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/mtv-vmas.md), [electronic monitoring](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/electronic-monitoring.md), [gitmo jewelry](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/gitmo-jewelry.md)

### National Alcohol and Drug Addiction Recovery Month Proclamation

- **Episode:** [232: Eating the Evidence](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/232-eating-the-evidence.md)
- **Published:** 2010-09-05
- **Time:** 47:20–49:09
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/232-eating-the-evidence/chapter/national-alcohol-and-drug-addiction-recovery-month-proclamation.md

President Obama proclaimed September 2010 as National Alcohol and Drug Addiction Recovery Month. The hosts link the timing of this proclamation to the high-profile arrest of Paris Hilton for cocaine possession. They argue the celebrity arrest serves as a propaganda tool to raise awareness for drug monitoring technology and recovery initiatives.

Keywords: [barack obama](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/barack-obama.md), [whitehouse.gov](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/whitehouse-gov.md), addiction recovery month, [paris hilton](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/paris-hilton.md), [propaganda](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/propaganda.md), [gitmo jewelry](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/gitmo-jewelry.md)

### Continental Airlines Jewelry Theft and Travel Scares

- **Episode:** [207: What do you call Soy milk?](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/207-what-do-you-call-soy-milk.md)
- **Published:** 2010-06-10
- **Time:** 1:47:59–1:51:36
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/207-what-do-you-call-soy-milk/chapter/continental-airlines-jewelry-theft-and-travel-scares.md

A suspicious news report details a woman's claim that her drink was spiked and her Swarovski jewelry stolen during a Continental Airlines flight from Tel Aviv to Newark. The story, which involves a "long walk" from row 16 to purchase a soda, is dismissed as a fabricated scare tactic designed to make air travel seem dangerous. The FBI is reportedly investigating the incident, though critics point out numerous factual inconsistencies in the victim's account.

Keywords: [continental airlines](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/continental-airlines.md), jewelry theft, [fbi](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/fbi.md), [tel aviv](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/tel-aviv.md), [newark](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/newark.md), spiked drink

### Home Shopping Channel Marketing Strategy

- **Episode:** [198: Things Could Get Complicated](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/198-things-could-get-complicated.md)
- **Published:** 2010-05-09
- **Time:** 9:47–11:21
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/198-things-could-get-complicated/chapter/home-shopping-channel-marketing-strategy.md

A listener suggestion proposes calling into home shopping channels to mention No Agenda during live product testimonials. The hosts discuss the demographics of people who watch 24-hour shopping networks for electronics and jewelry. They ultimately dismiss the idea of starting their own shopping show due to the perceived workload involved.

Keywords: [home shopping network](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/home-shopping-network.md), [qvc](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/qvc.md), [marketing](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/marketing.md), call-in lines, junk jewelry

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