# Happiness on The No Agenda Show Happiness comes up in 27 chapters across 26 episodes of The No Agenda Show, from December 2009 to December 2025. - **Chapters:** 27 - **Episodes:** 26 - **Discussed:** December 2009 – December 2025 - **Related topics:** [Happy Birthday](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/happy-birthday.md), [Happy Holidays](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/happy-holidays.md), [Merry Christmas](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/merry-christmas.md), [Adam Curry](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/adam-curry.md), [Antidepressants](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/antidepressants.md), [Denmark](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/denmark.md), [Donald Trump](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/donald-trump.md), [Joe Biden](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/joe-biden.md), [Soma](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/soma.md), [United Nations](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/united-nations.md) ## Chapters 1–20 of 27 ### Christmas Greetings, Happy Christmas vs Merry Holidays - **Episode:** [1828: No Agenda Christmas 2025](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1828-no-agenda-christmas-2025.md) - **Published:** 2025-12-25 - **Time:** 6:17 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1828-no-agenda-christmas-2025/chapter/christmas-greetings-happy-christmas-vs-merry-holidays.md Adam Curry and John C. Dvorak open the Christmas special from Texas and Northern Silicon Valley. They discuss the linguistic shift from "Merry Christmas" to "Happy Christmas" and "Merry Holidays," with Dvorak noting local liberals using the latter. The hosts mention a "best of" compilation prepared by Sir Donald Winkler and touch upon "surveillance pricing" as a reason to delay holiday shopping. 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The segment notes that Donald Trump campaigned on bringing back "Merry Christmas," though clips show Barack Obama used the phrase frequently during his presidency. The hosts argue the choice of greeting has become a proxy for religious and political identity. Keywords: [merry christmas](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/merry-christmas.md), [happy holidays](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/happy-holidays.md), [donald trump](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/donald-trump.md), [barack obama](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/barack-obama.md), prri poll, [republicans](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/republicans.md) ### Liberal Women Mental Health, Arthur C. Brooks Data - **Episode:** [1744: EULA for Ukraine](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1744-eula-for-ukraine.md) - **Published:** 2025-03-06 - **Time:** 1:50:46–1:55:25 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1744-eula-for-ukraine/chapter/liberal-women-mental-health-arthur-c-brooks-data.md Data discussed by Arthur C. Brooks in *The New York Times* suggests that young white liberal women are the unhappiest demographic in America, with nearly 60% reporting a mental illness diagnosis. The hosts compare the modern reliance on psychiatric medication to the fictional drug "Soma" from *Brave New World*. They argue that political conservatism appears to correlate with higher reported levels of personal happiness. Keywords: arthur c. brooks, [mental illness](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/mental-illness.md), liberal women, [happiness](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/happiness.md), [soma](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/soma.md) ### Merry Christmas vs Happy Holidays and the War on Christmas - **Episode:** [1724: Boomer Mode](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1724-boomer-mode.md) - **Published:** 2024-12-26 - **Time:** 2:26–5:38 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1724-boomer-mode/chapter/merry-christmas-vs-happy-holidays-and-the-war-on-christmas.md A discussion ensues regarding the cultural tension between saying "Merry Christmas" and "Happy Holidays." The hosts argue that the push for "Happy Holidays" is a result of DEI initiatives and a perceived hatred of Christianity. They reflect on their own aging as "boomers" complaining about modern holiday traditions. Keywords: [merry christmas](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/merry-christmas.md), [happy holidays](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/happy-holidays.md), [kwanzaa](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/kwanzaa.md), [hanukkah](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/hanukkah.md), [dei](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/dei.md), [boomers](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/boomers.md) ### World Happiness Report and Millennial Unhappiness - **Episode:** [1644: Shock Opera](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1644-shock-opera.md) - **Published:** 2024-03-23 - **Time:** 56:41–59:07 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1644-shock-opera/chapter/world-happiness-report-and-millennial-unhappiness.md The United States has fallen out of the top 20 in the annual World Happiness Report for the first time, ranking at number 23. Gallup poll data suggests that millennials and younger generations are significantly unhappier than boomers, potentially due to social media pressure and economic factors. Health experts recommend physical activity, routine sleep, and avoiding social media comparison to improve national well-being. Keywords: world happiness report, [gallup poll](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/gallup-poll.md), [millennials](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/millennials.md), [social media](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/social-media.md), [mental health](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/mental-health.md) ### Serbian Gun Amnesty, Media Regulation Demands - **Episode:** [1561: Star Butler](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1561-star-butler.md) - **Published:** 2023-06-04 - **Time:** 5:10–10:06 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1561-star-butler/chapter/serbian-gun-amnesty-media-regulation-demands.md President Aleksandar Vucic initiated a one-month amnesty program resulting in the surrender of 40,000 firearms and 2 million rounds of ammunition. Protesters also targeted "Happy TV" and "Pink Television," alleging that reality programs like Big Brother promote a violent social climate that contributed to recent school tragedies. Keywords: [serbia](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/serbia.md), [aleksandar vucic](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/aleksandar-vucic.md), [gun control](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/gun-control.md), happy tv, pink television ### Finland Happiness Index, Antidepressant Consumption Rates - **Episode:** [1540: Happy in Helsink](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1540-happy-in-helsink.md) - **Published:** 2023-03-23 - **Time:** 1:55:08–1:57:48 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1540-happy-in-helsink/chapter/finland-happiness-index-antidepressant-consumption-rates.md Finland was named the world's happiest country for the sixth consecutive year, but the hosts correlate this with the country's high rate of antidepressant consumption. They note that Finland has more than doubled its daily dose of antidepressants, comparing the situation to the drug "Soma" in Aldous Huxley's Brave New World. Keywords: [finland](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/finland.md), happiness report, [antidepressants](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/antidepressants.md), [iceland](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/iceland.md), [soma](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/soma.md) ### Biden Phone Call Parody, MLK Day Gaffe - **Episode:** [1522: Boiling Ocean](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1522-boiling-ocean.md) - **Published:** 2023-01-19 - **Time:** 2:40:59–2:44:09 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1522-boiling-ocean/chapter/biden-phone-call-parody-mlk-day-gaffe.md The hosts play a parody audio clip of President Biden discussing "Operation Crash and Burn" with Hunter Biden. This leads to a real clip from a Martin Luther King Jr. Day event where President Biden struggled to remember the name of Arndrea Waters King while singing "Happy Birthday" to her. The hosts mock the President's frequent memory lapses and awkward public singing. Keywords: [joe biden](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/joe-biden.md), [hunter biden](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/hunter-biden.md), [martin luther king jr](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/martin-luther-king-jr.md), [happy birthday](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/happy-birthday.md), [gaffe](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/gaffe.md) ### Joe Biden Sings Happy Birthday to Danette - **Episode:** [1508: 2022 Best of End of Show Mixes Special](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1508-2022-best-of-end-of-show-mixes-special.md) - **Published:** 2022-12-01 - **Time:** 3:24:25–3:25:28 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1508-2022-best-of-end-of-show-mixes-special/chapter/joe-biden-sings-happy-birthday-to-danette.md President Joe Biden leads a crowd in singing "Happy Birthday" to a woman named Danette, referencing a Biden family tradition. The segment captures a moment of awkwardness as Biden appears to forget the age or details of the person he is celebrating. The montage uses the clip to highlight Biden's public persona and his occasional lapses in memory during social interactions. Keywords: [joe biden](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/joe-biden.md), [happy birthday](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/happy-birthday.md), danette, biden family tradition, 15th birthday ### Damehood of Trish Petrat, Happy Clams - **Episode:** [1413: Flurona](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1413-flurona.md) - **Published:** 2022-01-03 - **Time:** 1:47:49–1:50:56 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1413-flurona/chapter/damehood-of-trish-petrat-happy-clams.md Trish Petrat of Brighton, Michigan, achieves her Damehood and submits a list of favorite show terms, including "jacked up" and "Dipsy Doo." The discussion briefly explores the origin of the phrase "happy as a clam," suggesting it refers to the perceived simplicity of the creature. Petrat also requests karma for a friend facing workplace vaccine pressure. Keywords: [damehood](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/damehood.md), trish petrat, happy as a clam, [vocabulary](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/vocabulary.md), [michigan](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/michigan.md) ### Lady Wen of the Lakes, No Agenda Hair Care - **Episode:** [1258: Dummy Placebo](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1258-dummy-placebo.md) - **Published:** 2020-07-12 - **Time:** 1:42:44–1:47:22 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1258-dummy-placebo/chapter/lady-wen-of-the-lakes-no-agenda-hair-care.md Lady Wen of the Lakes was officially named a Dame following years of contributions. The hosts also discussed "Happy Hair Formula," a product sent by a listener named Vicki, and debated whether to allow the No Agenda logo on third-party products like coffee. While they previously had a branded beer in Australia, they expressed caution about endorsing products without testing them first. Keywords: lady wen, hair care, happy hair formula, [coffee](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/coffee.md), [logo](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/logo.md), [australia](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/australia.md), [value for value](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/value-for-value.md) ### Miami Mayor Curfew and Dog DNA Testing - **Episode:** [1257: Doggy DNA](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1257-doggy-dna.md) - **Published:** 2020-07-05 - **Time:** 3:01:46–3:06:00 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1257-doggy-dna/chapter/miami-mayor-curfew-and-dog-dna-testing.md The Mayor of Miami imposed a nightly curfew while invoking "life, liberty, and happiness," a phrasing the hosts note omits the "pursuit" of happiness. In a separate segment, the hosts critique "Embark" dog DNA tests, suggesting they are a "hoodwink" designed to upsell pet owners on unnecessary health screenings for "pre-deceased" animals. Keywords: [miami](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/miami.md), [curfew](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/curfew.md), life liberty happiness, embark, dog dna, [veterinary](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/veterinary.md) ### Birthday Donations, Dame Astrid and Baroness of South China Sea - **Episode:** [1170: Generational Justce](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1170-generational-justce.md) - **Published:** 2019-09-08 - **Time:** 1:59:04–2:03:05 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1170-generational-justce/chapter/birthday-donations-dame-astrid-and-baroness-of-south-china-sea.md A large volume of $55 donations arrived to celebrate a host's 55th birthday, including contributions from Dame Andrea in Alberta and Dame Astrid Klein. Astrid was recognized as the Baroness of the South China Sea (or Japan Sea). The segment noted the high level of engagement from the "No Agenda" community in funding the show's value-for-value model. Keywords: [astrid klein](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/astrid-klein.md), [happy birthday](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/happy-birthday.md), [donations](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/donations.md), [alberta](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/alberta.md), [calgary](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/calgary.md), [silver spring](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/silver-spring.md) ### Human Extinction Claims, Y2K Comparison - **Episode:** [1111: Eleven Eleven](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1111-eleven-eleven.md) - **Published:** 2019-02-11 - **Time:** 2:45:07–2:48:52 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1111-eleven-eleven/chapter/human-extinction-claims-y2k-comparison.md Kate Marvel clarified that while climate change is a threat to "human happiness and civilization," it is likely not an immediate threat to human existence. The hosts compare the current climate alarmism to the Y2K scare, noting that sincere believers often become defensive when their dire predictions fail to materialize. They suggest the "fourth warmest year" data is being used as an excuse to begin backing off previous claims. Keywords: human extinction, [y2k](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/y2k.md), [climate change](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/climate-change.md), social happiness, [science](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/science.md) ### Merry Christmas vs Happy Holidays Political Divide - **Episode:** [994: Scromit](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/994-scromit.md) - **Published:** 2017-12-28 - **Time:** 14:47–18:41 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/994-scromit/chapter/merry-christmas-vs-happy-holidays-political-divide.md The linguistic choice between "Merry Christmas" and "Happy Holidays" has become a significant political marker in the United States. A poll by the Public Religion Research Institute indicates that 66% of Democrats prefer "Happy Holidays," while 67% of Republicans favor "Merry Christmas." The debate is framed as a conflict between secularism and religious tradition, with President Donald Trump actively campaigning on the return of the specific Christmas greeting. Keywords: [merry christmas](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/merry-christmas.md), [happy holidays](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/happy-holidays.md), [donald trump](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/donald-trump.md), [bill o'reilly](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/bill-o-reilly.md), public religion research institute ### SMS Decline, Apple and Facebook UI Intrusions - **Episode:** [891: Bug Juice](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/891-bug-juice.md) - **Published:** 2017-01-01 - **Time:** 1:21:32–1:24:05 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/891-bug-juice/chapter/sms-decline-apple-and-facebook-ui-intrusions.md The decline of traditional SMS revenue for carriers is noted as users shift to social media for New Year's greetings. Additionally, Apple and Facebook are criticized for automatically triggering full-screen fireworks animations when users type "Happy New Year," a feature described as unwanted editorializing. Keywords: [sms](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/sms.md), [imessage](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/imessage.md), [facebook](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/facebook.md), happy new year, fireworks animation ### United Nations World Happiness Report, Denmark Ranking Critique - **Episode:** [809: Velocity of Money](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/809-velocity-of-money.md) - **Published:** 2016-03-20 - **Time:** 4:01–7:20 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/809-velocity-of-money/chapter/united-nations-world-happiness-report-denmark-ranking-critique.md The United Nations World Happiness Report is criticized for its methodology, which ranks Denmark as the happiest country based on government-provided metrics rather than direct citizen surveys. Claims are made that the criteria—including free healthcare and education—ignore high tax rates and high consumption of SSRI prescription drugs in Nordic countries. The ranking system is characterized as a form of "statistical fascism" that ignores cultural factors like culinary quality. Keywords: [united nations](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/united-nations.md), [denmark](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/denmark.md), world happiness report, [ssri](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/ssri.md), [fascism](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/fascism.md), [taxes](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/taxes.md) ### UN World Happiness Report, Denmark and SSRI Usage - **Episode:** [808: Happy Countries](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/808-happy-countries.md) - **Published:** 2016-03-17 - **Time:** 2:53:23–3:00:38 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/808-happy-countries/chapter/un-world-happiness-report-denmark-and-ssri-usage.md The United Nations released its annual World Happiness Report, naming Denmark as the happiest country on earth, followed by Switzerland and Iceland. The United States ranked 13th, while Burundi came in last. The hosts point out a correlation between high happiness rankings and high rates of SSRI antidepressant prescriptions, noting that 38% of the adult population in Denmark is on such medication. Keywords: [denmark](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/denmark.md), [united nations](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/united-nations.md), happiness report, [ssris](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/ssris.md), [antidepressants](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/antidepressants.md) ### Religion and Happiness Study, The Nones - **Episode:** [749: The Big Jump](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/749-the-big-jump.md) - **Published:** 2015-09-03 - **Time:** 2:20:53–2:23:09 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/749-the-big-jump/chapter/religion-and-happiness-study-the-nones.md A study published in the American Journal of Epidemiology suggests that participation in religious groups provides greater sustained happiness than other social activities like volunteering or politics. The hosts also discuss the rise of "The Nones"—Americans who identify with no specific religion—and a competing study claiming secular families raise children with solid moral values. Keywords: [religion](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/religion.md), [happiness](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/happiness.md), [epidemiology](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/epidemiology.md), [secularism](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/secularism.md), the nones ### Knighting of Kirk of Happy Valley, Claudia Gerber - **Episode:** [682: Sir Duke Don Tomaso Di Toronto Presents](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/682-sir-duke-don-tomaso-di-toronto-presents.md) - **Published:** 2015-01-01 - **Time:** 52:57–55:49 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/682-sir-duke-don-tomaso-di-toronto-presents/chapter/knighting-of-kirk-of-happy-valley-claudia-gerber.md Kirk Ann of Geneseo, New York, is recognized for a donation qualifying him for knighthood as "Sir Kirk of the Happy Valley." The hosts also acknowledge a $200 donation from Claudia Gerber of Lisbon, Ohio, despite being unable to find her accompanying note. 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