# Hamid Karzai on The No Agenda Show

Hamid Karzai comes up in 31 chapters across 29 episodes of The No Agenda Show, from June 2008 to August 2021.

- **Chapters:** 31
- **Episodes:** 29
- **Discussed:** June 2008 – August 2021
- **Related topics:** [Afghanistan](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/afghanistan.md), [Taliban](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/taliban.md), [Cia](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cia.md), [Pakistan](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/pakistan.md), [Opium](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/opium.md), [United Nations](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/united-nations.md), [Barack Obama](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/barack-obama.md), [Corruption](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/corruption.md), [Drug Trade](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/drug-trade.md), [Election Fraud](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/election-fraud.md)

## Chapters 1–20 of 31

### Lara Logan, Pakistan ISI Funding, Nuclear Geopolitics

- **Episode:** [1374: Shetard](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1374-shetard.md)
- **Published:** 2021-08-19
- **Time:** 2:57:03–3:02:38
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1374-shetard/chapter/lara-logan-pakistan-isi-funding-nuclear-geopolitics.md

Journalist Lara Logan tells Tucker Carlson that the U.S. effectively funds the Taliban by providing the entire defense budget for the Pakistani military and its intelligence service, the ISI. Logan claims that U.S. policy has prioritized Pakistan as a nuclear power over Afghan stability since the Bush administration.

Keywords: [lara logan](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/lara-logan.md), [pakistan](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/pakistan.md), [isi](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/isi.md), [tucker carlson](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/tucker-carlson.md), [hamid karzai](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/hamid-karzai.md), quetta shura

### Afghanistan Opium Production, Hamid Karzai

- **Episode:** [982: Support Squirrel](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/982-support-squirrel.md)
- **Published:** 2017-11-16
- **Time:** 1:42:25–1:46:34
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/982-support-squirrel/chapter/afghanistan-opium-production-hamid-karzai.md

Opium production in Afghanistan has nearly doubled in the last year, reaching record levels. Former President Hamid Karzai criticized the U.S. strategy in the region, claiming that the ongoing war is breeding violence and alienating the Afghan people.

Keywords: [afghanistan](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/afghanistan.md), [opium](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/opium.md), [poppies](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/poppies.md), [hamid karzai](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/hamid-karzai.md), [taliban](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/taliban.md)

### Hamid Karzai Al-Qaeda Denial and Al-Zawahiri Audio Release

- **Episode:** [757: Dairy Air](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/757-dairy-air.md)
- **Published:** 2015-09-17
- **Time:** 53:30–59:49
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/757-dairy-air/chapter/hamid-karzai-al-qaeda-denial-and-al-zawahiri-audio-release.md

Former Afghan President Hamid Karzai claimed in an Al Jazeera interview that Al-Qaeda is a "myth" and that he never received intelligence confirming their presence in Afghanistan. Shortly after these comments, the SITE Intelligence Group released a new audio recording of Ayman al-Zawahiri calling for lone-wolf attacks in the West. The timing of the release is viewed with skepticism, as the recording appears to be at least two months old based on references to deceased Taliban leader Mullah Omar.

Keywords: [hamid karzai](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/hamid-karzai.md), [al-qaeda](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/al-qaeda.md), [ayman al-zawahiri](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/ayman-al-zawahiri.md), [rita katz](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/rita-katz.md), [site intelligence group](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/site-intelligence-group.md)

### Afghanistan Bilateral Security Agreement and Jen Psaki

- **Episode:** [595: Ottomania](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/595-ottomania.md)
- **Published:** 2014-02-27
- **Time:** 2:02:15–2:05:47
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/595-ottomania/chapter/afghanistan-bilateral-security-agreement-and-jen-psaki.md

The Bilateral Security Agreement (BSA) in Afghanistan would grant US troops immunity from local prosecution and allow for anti-terrorist raids in Afghan homes. State Department spokesperson Jen Psaki indicated that the US might wait for Karzai's successor to sign the deal. The hosts highlight Psaki's use of double entendres during her press briefings.

Keywords: [afghanistan](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/afghanistan.md), bsa, [hamid karzai](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/hamid-karzai.md), [jen psaki](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/jen-psaki.md), [immunity](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/immunity.md)

### CIA Drone Program, Mike Morell Defense

- **Episode:** [561: Neuroelasticity](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/561-neuroelasticity.md)
- **Published:** 2013-10-31
- **Time:** 42:10–47:53
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/561-neuroelasticity/chapter/cia-drone-program-mike-morell-defense.md

Mike Morell defended the CIA's use of armed drones in Pakistan and Yemen as a precise weapon system that prevents attacks on the scale of 9/11. Reports indicate the CIA has supplied between $50 million and $100 million in direct cash payoffs to Afghan President Hamid Karzai over the last decade. The discussion links the CIA's control of Afghanistan to the country's 90% share of global poppy production.

Keywords: [drones](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/drones.md), [cia](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cia.md), [mike morell](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/mike-morell.md), [hamid karzai](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/hamid-karzai.md), [afghanistan](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/afghanistan.md), [poppy production](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/poppy-production.md)

### Afghanistan Troop Presence, Poppy Production

- **Episode:** [556: Vape like a Ninja](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/556-vape-like-a-ninja.md)
- **Published:** 2013-10-13
- **Time:** 2:02:37–2:04:20
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/556-vape-like-a-ninja/chapter/afghanistan-troop-presence-poppy-production.md

Secretary of State John Kerry made an unannounced trip to Kabul to discuss keeping U.S. troops in Afghanistan beyond 2014. The hosts speculate that the real reason for the extended stay is to protect the opium poppy production, which they claim finances CIA "off-book" operations. They note that 95% of the world's opium originates in Afghanistan despite efforts to promote alternative crops like cucumbers.

Keywords: [john kerry](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/john-kerry.md), [hamid karzai](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/hamid-karzai.md), [afghanistan](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/afghanistan.md), [opium](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/opium.md), [poppies](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/poppies.md), [cia](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cia.md)

### Payroll Tax Increase, Obama Afghanistan Update

- **Episode:** [478: Cranks and Firebrands](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/478-cranks-and-firebrands.md)
- **Published:** 2013-01-13
- **Time:** 1:05:02–1:06:44
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/478-cranks-and-firebrands/chapter/payroll-tax-increase-obama-afghanistan-update.md

American employees are seeing a 2% increase in payroll taxes following the expiration of a temporary tax cut. Meanwhile, President Obama met with Afghan President Hamid Karzai to discuss the withdrawal of troops. The hosts criticize the President's rhetorical style in his weekly YouTube address, specifically his phrasing regarding ending the war.

Keywords: [payroll tax](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/payroll-tax.md), [barack obama](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/barack-obama.md), [hamid karzai](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/hamid-karzai.md), [afghanistan](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/afghanistan.md), [fiscal cliff](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/fiscal-cliff.md)

### Cinco de Mayo, European Elections and Afghanistan Treaty

- **Episode:** [405: Piles of Pelicans](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/405-piles-of-pelicans.md)
- **Published:** 2012-05-03
- **Time:** 1:34:52–1:38:37
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/405-piles-of-pelicans/chapter/cinco-de-mayo-european-elections-and-afghanistan-treaty.md

The hosts discuss the upcoming Cinco de Mayo holiday and its lack of historical significance in Mexico. They also note critical elections in Greece and France, and the signing of a strategic partnership agreement between President Obama and Afghan President Hamid Karzai, which requires congressional ratification.

Keywords: [cinco de mayo](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cinco-de-mayo.md), [greece](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/greece.md), [france](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/france.md), [elections](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/elections.md), [afghanistan](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/afghanistan.md), [hamid karzai](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/hamid-karzai.md)

### Afghanistan Civilian Killings, Robert Bales, and News Skepticism

- **Episode:** [394: No Bagles for You!](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/394-no-bagles-for-you.md)
- **Published:** 2012-03-25
- **Time:** 2:09:31–2:12:55
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/394-no-bagles-for-you/chapter/afghanistan-civilian-killings-robert-bales-and-news-skepticism.md

Discrepancies in the reporting of the Afghan village massacre are highlighted, specifically the 17 murder counts versus 16 reported victims. The hosts discuss allegations that the attack was a coordinated military action rather than the work of a single "psychotic" soldier. They conclude that providing an alternative to the "crock of crap" on mainstream news helps listeners feel better.

Keywords: [afghanistan](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/afghanistan.md), [robert bales](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/robert-bales.md), [hamid karzai](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/hamid-karzai.md), [civilian casualties](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/civilian-casualties.md), [news media](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/news-media.md), [skepticism](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/skepticism.md)

### Afghanistan Troop Withdrawal and the UNESCO Pipeline

- **Episode:** [311: Holy e-Coli Batman](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/311-holy-e-coli-batman.md)
- **Published:** 2011-06-09
- **Time:** 1:47:15–1:49:38
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/311-holy-e-coli-batman/chapter/afghanistan-troop-withdrawal-and-the-unesco-pipeline.md

President Obama's upcoming decision on troop withdrawal levels in Afghanistan is discussed alongside a video conference with President Hamid Karzai. The hosts suggest the slow withdrawal is tied to the "UNESCO pipeline" and criticize the appointment of Ambassador Crocker as a new "shill" for the administration.

Keywords: [afghanistan](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/afghanistan.md), [barack obama](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/barack-obama.md), [hamid karzai](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/hamid-karzai.md), ambassador crocker, unesco pipeline

### Hamid Karzai and the Taliban Shuffle

- **Episode:** [310: Hail the Foot](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/310-hail-the-foot.md)
- **Published:** 2011-06-05
- **Time:** 1:06:40–1:12:08
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/310-hail-the-foot/chapter/hamid-karzai-and-the-taliban-shuffle.md

Author Kim Barker discusses Afghan President Hamid Karzai in her book "The Taliban Shuffle," describing him as increasingly paranoid and isolated in his palace. While Barker portrays Karzai as a complex figure caught between the West and his own country, critics argue he has been a CIA asset and "oil cabal shill" since the beginning of the conflict. The discussion highlights Karzai's eccentricities, including his sheep-fetus hat and his refusal to grant interviews to male reporters.

Keywords: [hamid karzai](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/hamid-karzai.md), [afghanistan](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/afghanistan.md), kim barker, [cia](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cia.md), taliban shuffle, [corruption](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/corruption.md)

### Pakistan-Afghanistan Relations, Wall Street Journal Report

- **Episode:** [301: Code 33](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/301-code-33.md)
- **Published:** 2011-05-05
- **Time:** 37:34–40:58
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/301-code-33/chapter/pakistan-afghanistan-relations-wall-street-journal-report.md

Wolf Blitzer interviews Pakistani Ambassador Husain Haqqani regarding a Wall Street Journal report claiming Pakistan urged Afghanistan to "dump" the United States. Haqqani dismisses the report as a fabrication of internal Afghan politics. The discussion centers on whether the U.S. has failed its allies in the region and the $20 billion in aid provided to Pakistan.

Keywords: [pakistan](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/pakistan.md), [afghanistan](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/afghanistan.md), [hamid karzai](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/hamid-karzai.md), [wall street journal](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/wall-street-journal.md), [wolf blitzer](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/wolf-blitzer.md)

### Donald Rumsfeld Book Tour, Afghanistan Corruption and Hamid Karzai

- **Episode:** [284: Study says... Duh!](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/284-study-says-duh.md)
- **Published:** 2011-03-06
- **Time:** 1:04:38–1:10:21
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/284-study-says-duh/chapter/donald-rumsfeld-book-tour-afghanistan-corruption-and-hamid-karzai.md

Donald Rumsfeld appeared on Bill O'Reilly's show to promote his memoir, defending Afghan President Hamid Karzai against charges of corruption. Rumsfeld compared corruption in Afghanistan to that in the United States, a statement that surprised O'Reilly. The hosts interpret Rumsfeld's rhetoric as a signal that the U.S. is preparing to exit Afghanistan and potentially move toward Pakistan or Libya.

Keywords: [donald rumsfeld](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/donald-rumsfeld.md), [bill o'reilly](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/bill-o-reilly.md), [hamid karzai](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/hamid-karzai.md), [afghanistan](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/afghanistan.md), [pakistan](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/pakistan.md), [corruption](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/corruption.md)

### Fake Taliban Negotiator, Pakistani Shopkeeper Scam

- **Episode:** [255: Radioactive Butts](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/255-radioactive-butts.md)
- **Published:** 2010-11-25
- **Time:** 1:57:08–1:58:51
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/255-radioactive-butts/chapter/fake-taliban-negotiator-pakistani-shopkeeper-scam.md

A major intelligence failure is revealed where a man claiming to be a high-ranking Taliban negotiator was actually a Pakistani shopkeeper. The imposter reportedly received millions of dollars in "walking around money" from the US and Afghan governments before the ruse was discovered. The hosts mock the lack of vetting and the subsequent downplaying of the story by American media.

Keywords: [taliban](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/taliban.md), [hamid karzai](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/hamid-karzai.md), [pakistan](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/pakistan.md), [david letterman](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/david-letterman.md), [intelligence failure](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/intelligence-failure.md)

### Hamid Karzai Substance Abuse Allegations and Media Character Assassination

- **Episode:** [189: Krazy Karzai Kums Klean](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/189-krazy-karzai-kums-klean.md)
- **Published:** 2010-04-08
- **Time:** 1:25–6:55
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/189-krazy-karzai-kums-klean/chapter/hamid-karzai-substance-abuse-allegations-and-media-character-assassination.md

The hosts analyze media reports suggesting Afghanistan President Hamid Karzai is mentally unstable or suffering from substance abuse. They critique an MSNBC segment featuring former UN official Peter Galbraith, who claims Karzai is prone to tirades and may be using drugs. The discussion frames these allegations as a coordinated character assassination by the Council on Foreign Relations and the White House following Karzai's lack of cooperation with U.S. interests.

Keywords: [hamid karzai](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/hamid-karzai.md), [council on foreign relations](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/council-on-foreign-relations.md), [united nations](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/united-nations.md), peter galbraith, [msnbc](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/msnbc.md)

### CIA Involvement and Potential Threats to Hamid Karzai

- **Episode:** [189: Krazy Karzai Kums Klean](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/189-krazy-karzai-kums-klean.md)
- **Published:** 2010-04-08
- **Time:** 13:24–15:33
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/189-krazy-karzai-kums-klean/chapter/cia-involvement-and-potential-threats-to-hamid-karzai.md

The discussion returns to Hamid Karzai, exploring his historical ties to the CIA and the Taliban. The hosts speculate that the current media narrative is a precursor to a potential "accidental" death or assassination of Karzai, suggesting his plane might be targeted or he may be replaced due to his shifting loyalties.

Keywords: [hamid karzai](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/hamid-karzai.md), [cia](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cia.md), [taliban](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/taliban.md), [mujahideen](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/mujahideen.md), [assassination](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/assassination.md)

### Barack Obama Afghanistan Trip, Secret China Meeting Theory

- **Episode:** [188: Easter Haiku and iPads For You](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/188-easter-haiku-and-ipads-for-you.md)
- **Published:** 2010-04-04
- **Time:** 15:02–20:41
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/188-easter-haiku-and-ipads-for-you/chapter/barack-obama-afghanistan-trip-secret-china-meeting-theory.md

A theory is presented suggesting President Barack Obama's unannounced trip to Afghanistan served as a cover for a secret meeting in China. Discrepancies in reporter accounts from Reuters regarding Air Force One movements, the President's appearance, and the timing of Treasury Secretary Timothy Geithner's currency report are cited as evidence of a clandestine diplomatic mission.

Keywords: [barack obama](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/barack-obama.md), [afghanistan](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/afghanistan.md), [china](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/china.md), [reuters](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/reuters.md), [air force one](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/air-force-one.md), [timothy geithner](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/timothy-geithner.md), [hamid karzai](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/hamid-karzai.md)

### Hamid Karzai, Poppy Field Economy

- **Episode:** [169: Shysters Show Up](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/169-shysters-show-up.md)
- **Published:** 2010-01-28
- **Time:** 1:41:07–1:45:03
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/169-shysters-show-up/chapter/hamid-karzai-poppy-field-economy.md

Afghan President Hamid Karzai discusses a 15-year plan for reconciliation with the Taliban. The hosts speculate that the conflict's resolution depends on the Taliban's agreement to allow poppy cultivation for the global heroin market.

Keywords: [hamid karzai](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/hamid-karzai.md), [poppy fields](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/poppy-fields.md), [heroin](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/heroin.md), [afghanistan](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/afghanistan.md), [pakistan](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/pakistan.md)

### Afghanistan Pipeline Interests, Hamid Karzai Election Victory

- **Episode:** [145: The WOCU Show](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/145-the-wocu-show.md)
- **Published:** 2009-11-05
- **Time:** 11:48–12:28
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/145-the-wocu-show/chapter/afghanistan-pipeline-interests-hamid-karzai-election-victory.md

The United Nations congratulated Hamid Karzai on his re-election in Afghanistan following the withdrawal of his primary opponent. The strategic importance of Afghanistan is linked to the proposed Unocal pipeline, intended to transport oil while bypassing Russian territory. Karzai's previous professional ties to the oil industry are highlighted as a factor in Western support for his administration.

Keywords: [afghanistan](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/afghanistan.md), [hamid karzai](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/hamid-karzai.md), [unocal](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/unocal.md), [pipeline](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/pipeline.md), oil transport, [united nations](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/united-nations.md), [election](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/election.md)

### Afghanistan Election Turmoil and Abdullah Abdullah Withdrawal

- **Episode:** [144: Hemorrhagic Flu Outbreak!](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/144-hemorrhagic-flu-outbreak.md)
- **Published:** 2009-11-01
- **Time:** 1:10:35–1:13:11
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/144-hemorrhagic-flu-outbreak/chapter/afghanistan-election-turmoil-and-abdullah-abdullah-withdrawal.md

Abdullah Abdullah has officially dropped out of the Afghan presidential race against Hamid Karzai, citing concerns over election integrity. The hosts speculate that his withdrawal was coerced to stabilize the political situation ahead of a planned U.S. troop surge of 40,000 soldiers. They characterize Karzai as a CIA-backed figurehead.

Keywords: [afghanistan](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/afghanistan.md), [abdullah abdullah](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/abdullah-abdullah.md), [hamid karzai](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/hamid-karzai.md), [cia](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cia.md), [troop surge](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/troop-surge.md)

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