# Gui on The No Agenda Show Gui comes up in 113 chapters across 107 episodes of The No Agenda Show, from January 2009 to October 2026. - **Chapters:** 113 - **Episodes:** 107 - **Discussed:** January 2009 – October 2026 - **Related topics:** [Family Guy](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/family-guy.md), [Eli The Coffee Guy](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/eli-the-coffee-guy.md), [Guy Verhofstadt](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/guy-verhofstadt.md), [Gigawatt Coffee](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/gigawatt-coffee.md), [Donations](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/donations.md), [Knighthood](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/knighthood.md), [Seth Macfarlane](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/seth-macfarlane.md), [Brexit](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/brexit.md), [European Parliament](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/european-parliament.md), [European Union](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/european-union.md) ## Chapters 1–20 of 113 ### Dame Janet and Eli the Coffee Guy Final Notes - **Episode:** [1916: The Final Episode](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1916-the-final-episode.md) - **Published:** 2026-10-30 - **Time:** 3:15:06–3:17:15 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1916-the-final-episode/chapter/dame-janet-and-eli-the-coffee-guy-final-notes.md Dame Janet of Wyoming sends a sympathy card and requests the "I Love My Truck" jingle. Eli the Coffee Guy, owner of Gigawatt Coffee Roasters, reflects on his time as a "corporate spook" and how the show kept him company during his transition to business ownership. He offers a final discount code for the "No Agenda" community. Keywords: dame janet, [wyoming](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/wyoming.md), [eli the coffee guy](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/eli-the-coffee-guy.md), gigawatt coffee roasters, corporate spook, [illinois](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/illinois.md) ### Outro and Sound Guy Steve’s Melon Mix - **Episode:** [1905: Nerdballs](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1905-nerdballs.md) - **Published:** 2026-09-20 - **Time:** 2:53:23–3:00:03 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1905-nerdballs/chapter/outro-and-sound-guy-steve-s-melon-mix.md Adam Curry signs off, announcing Dana Brunetti as the guest for the upcoming Thursday show and promoting his other podcast, *We Get to Do This*. He thanks Jason Calacanis for his guest appearance and plays a requested "Melon Mix" by Sound Guy Steve. The episode concludes with a musical tribute to the No Agenda community and the value-for-value system. Keywords: [dana brunetti](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/dana-brunetti.md), [pastor jimmy](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/pastor-jimmy.md), [jason calacanis](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/jason-calacanis.md), [sound guy steve](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/sound-guy-steve.md), [melons](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/melons.md) ### New Knighting, Sir Hasmaticus II and Gigawatt Coffee - **Episode:** [1893: En Banc](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1893-en-banc.md) - **Published:** 2026-08-09 - **Time:** 2:23:49–2:28:40 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1893-en-banc/chapter/new-knighting-sir-hasmaticus-ii-and-gigawatt-coffee.md Sir Hasmaticus II is knighted following a $223 donation. Eli the Coffee Guy from Gigawatt Coffee Roasters is thanked for his $208 donation and offers a 20% discount to listeners with the code "ITM20." Linda Lou Patkin of Image Makers Inc is also recognized for her support and her work in professional resume writing. Keywords: sir hasmaticus ii, [gigawatt coffee](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/gigawatt-coffee.md), [eli the coffee guy](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/eli-the-coffee-guy.md), [image makers inc](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/image-makers-inc.md), [castle rock](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/castle-rock.md) ### Eli the Coffee Guy, Sauternes and Foie Gras - **Episode:** [1889: Producer's Tribute to JCD](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1889-producer-s-tribute-to-jcd.md) - **Published:** 2026-07-27 - **Time:** 2:11:03–2:11:54 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1889-producer-s-tribute-to-jcd/chapter/eli-the-coffee-guy-sauternes-and-foie-gras.md Responding to a message from Eli the Coffee Guy in Bensonville, Illinois, the hosts discuss a culinary tip regarding the pairing of Sauternes dessert wine with foie gras. One host jokingly credits the wine pairing with his success in marriage. Keywords: [eli the coffee guy](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/eli-the-coffee-guy.md), [sauternes](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/sauternes.md), [foie gras](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/foie-gras.md), wine pairing, [bensonville](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/bensonville.md) ### Jeffrey Walsdorf, Sir Britalian, Russian Card Trick Guy - **Episode:** [1889: Producer's Tribute to JCD](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1889-producer-s-tribute-to-jcd.md) - **Published:** 2026-07-27 - **Time:** 3:37:13–3:45:47 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1889-producer-s-tribute-to-jcd/chapter/jeffrey-walsdorf-sir-britalian-russian-card-trick-guy.md The final set of donations includes Jeffrey Walsdorf in Osaka, Japan, and the "Russian Card Trick Guy" from Concord, California. The producers share favorite "Dvorak-isms" and recount personal meetings with John at various meetups in Seattle and Northern Silicon Valley. Keywords: jeffrey walsdorf, sir britalian, russian card trick guy, [osaka](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/osaka.md), [knighthood](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/knighthood.md) ### Eli the Coffee Guy, Gigawatt Coffee Roasters Tribute - **Episode:** [1888: In The Mourning](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1888-in-the-mourning.md) - **Published:** 2026-07-24 - **Time:** 2:57:32–3:00:39 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1888-in-the-mourning/chapter/eli-the-coffee-guy-gigawatt-coffee-roasters-tribute.md Eli the Coffee Guy from Gigawatt Coffee Roasters donated $208.88 on behalf of his family and business. He described John C. Dvorak as "one-of-a-kind" and expressed that the world was fortunate to have had him. The donation was a tribute from the entire Gigawatt team to the Dvorak and Curry families. Keywords: [eli the coffee guy](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/eli-the-coffee-guy.md), [gigawatt coffee](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/gigawatt-coffee.md), [bensonville](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/bensonville.md), dvorak family, godspeed ### Executive Producer Donations and Birthday Greetings - **Episode:** [1857: Teen Takeover](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1857-teen-takeover.md) - **Published:** 2026-04-05 - **Time:** 2:07:19–2:13:18 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1857-teen-takeover/chapter/executive-producer-donations-and-birthday-greetings.md A series of high-value donations are read, including contributions from Mike Delaney, who recently passed a cybersecurity exam, and Eli the Coffee Guy. Linda Lou Patkin, the "Duchess of Jobs," is highlighted for her resume-writing services at ImageMakers Inc., alongside numerous birthday wishes for John C. Dvorak. Keywords: jimmy chimkins, mike delaney, [eli the coffee guy](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/eli-the-coffee-guy.md), [linda lou patkin](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/linda-lou-patkin.md), [resumes](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/resumes.md), [cybersecurity](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cybersecurity.md) ### End-of-Show Mix: NASA Plumbing and Conspiracy Dreams - **Episode:** [1857: Teen Takeover](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1857-teen-takeover.md) - **Published:** 2026-04-05 - **Time:** 2:30:15–2:34:04 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1857-teen-takeover/chapter/end-of-show-mix-nasa-plumbing-and-conspiracy-dreams.md The episode concludes with a multi-part audio mix featuring a satirical poem about NASA's "cheap plumbing" and a surreal listener-submitted story involving the show's producers and various show memes. The final segments reinforce the "Value-for-Value" (V4V) model and the significance of the number 33. Keywords: [nasa](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/nasa.md), [microsoft](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/microsoft.md), [eli the coffee guy](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/eli-the-coffee-guy.md), [dana brunetti](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/dana-brunetti.md), [v4v](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/v4v.md), [end-of-show mix](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/end-of-show-mix.md) ### Rh-Negative Blood, Knighthoods and Job Services - **Episode:** [1847: Off-Ramp](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1847-off-ramp.md) - **Published:** 2026-03-01 - **Time:** 2:16:29–2:22:07 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1847-off-ramp/chapter/rh-negative-blood-knighthoods-and-job-services.md A discussion on Rh-negative blood explores the theory that it lacks a connection to primate ancestors. Eli the Coffee Guy is knighted as the "Baron of Beans" alongside his wife, Dame Jen. Promotional mentions are made for Kate Dietrich's "John C. Travel Bag" and Linda Lou Patkin's executive resume services at Image Makers Inc. Keywords: rh-negative blood, rhesus monkey, [eli the coffee guy](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/eli-the-coffee-guy.md), kate dietrich, [image makers inc](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/image-makers-inc.md), [resumes](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/resumes.md), [knighthood](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/knighthood.md) ### No Agenda Meetups and Listener Artwork - **Episode:** [1839: Feces Thesis](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1839-feces-thesis.md) - **Published:** 2026-02-01 - **Time:** 1:57:20–2:01:34 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1839-feces-thesis/chapter/no-agenda-meetups-and-listener-artwork.md Recent No Agenda meetups in Oakland and Silicon Valley saw high attendance, with listeners contributing clips, time codes, and artwork. The hosts discussed the evolution of show art, noting that listener-submitted pieces have become more streamlined. They also highlighted the "No Agenda Art Generator" as a key tool for community engagement. Keywords: [meetups](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/meetups.md), [oakland](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/oakland.md), [silicon valley](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/silicon-valley.md), noagendaartgenerator, [eli the coffee guy](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/eli-the-coffee-guy.md) ### Gigawatt Coffee, ImageMakers Inc - **Episode:** [1802: Stimming](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1802-stimming.md) - **Published:** 2025-09-25 - **Time:** 2:38:30–2:41:49 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1802-stimming/chapter/gigawatt-coffee-imagemakers-inc.md Eli the Coffee Guy promoted Gigawatt Coffee Roasters, offering a 20% discount with the code ITM20. Linda Lepatkin of ImageMakers Inc. provided "Jobs Karma" for her executive resume services. The hosts emphasize that they personally use and enjoy the products promoted by their producers, distinguishing these "value for value" shout-outs from traditional corporate advertising. Keywords: [gigawatt coffee](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/gigawatt-coffee.md), [eli the coffee guy](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/eli-the-coffee-guy.md), lindalepatkin, [resumes](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/resumes.md), [jobs karma](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/jobs-karma.md) ### Sir Kevin G, ICW Travel, Gigawatt Coffee - **Episode:** [1799: Taproot](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1799-taproot.md) - **Published:** 2025-09-14 - **Time:** 2:40:36–2:44:36 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1799-taproot/chapter/sir-kevin-g-icw-travel-gigawatt-coffee.md Sir Kevin G updated his title to "Sir Kevin G of the ICW" following his retirement move from Lake Lanier to Mobile, Alabama, via the Intercoastal Waterway. Eli the Coffee Guy contributed to the show while promoting Gigawatt Coffee Roasters. The segment concludes with a reminder of the show's "hit people in the mouth" formula for media deconstruction. Keywords: lake lanier, [mobile alabama](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/mobile-alabama.md), icw, [gigawatt coffee](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/gigawatt-coffee.md), [eli the coffee guy](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/eli-the-coffee-guy.md) ### Final Donations and Port Angeles Meetup Logistics - **Episode:** [1798: Adam & The Robot](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1798-adam-the-robot.md) - **Published:** 2025-09-11 - **Time:** 2:34:54–2:44:34 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1798-adam-the-robot/chapter/final-donations-and-port-angeles-meetup-logistics.md The final segment of donations includes messages from Eli the Coffee Guy and Linda Lou Patkin. The hosts discuss a technical mishap involving an Audacity project file sent for a Port Angeles meetup promo. They coordinate with "trolls" in the live chat to fix the audio file so it can be played, while also mentioning an upcoming meetup in Oakland. Keywords: [eli the coffee guy](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/eli-the-coffee-guy.md), [linda lou patkin](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/linda-lou-patkin.md), [mimi smith dvorak](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/mimi-smith-dvorak.md), [port angeles](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/port-angeles.md), [audacity](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/audacity.md), [oakland](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/oakland.md), [meetup](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/meetup.md) ### Build Back Better Numerology, Eli the Coffee Guy - **Episode:** [1781: Cluster 1](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1781-cluster-1.md) - **Published:** 2025-07-13 - **Time:** 2:13:34–2:17:15 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1781-cluster-1/chapter/build-back-better-numerology-eli-the-coffee-guy.md A donor note suggests that the "Build Back Better" slogan contains hidden "666" symbolism when the lowercase 'b's are aligned. Eli the Coffee Guy, a former corporate private investigator, is thanked for his contribution and his transition from "corporate spook" to coffee roaster is highlighted. Keywords: [build back better](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/build-back-better.md), [666](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/666.md), [eli the coffee guy](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/eli-the-coffee-guy.md), private investigator, [numerology](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/numerology.md) ### Executive Producer Credits, No Agenda Donations, Code ITM - **Episode:** [1778: Three Holes One Bag](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1778-three-holes-one-bag.md) - **Published:** 2025-07-03 - **Time:** 2:08:41–2:25:43 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1778-three-holes-one-bag/chapter/executive-producer-credits-no-agenda-donations-code-itm.md The show acknowledges high-tier donors, including Russell Hinton, who contributed over $1,000. A new listener code, "ITM" (In The Morning), is discussed as a standard for inter-office memos among producers. Other topics mentioned by donors include the "Stop Killing Games" consumer rights initiative for video games and various small business promotions for coffee and career services. Keywords: russell hinton, cousin vito, stop killing games, [eli the coffee guy](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/eli-the-coffee-guy.md), linda lue-patkins ### End of Show Mixes, Digital Camera Tips - **Episode:** [1775: Boomer Benefits](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1775-boomer-benefits.md) - **Published:** 2025-06-22 - **Time:** 3:16:36–3:25:00 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1775-boomer-benefits/chapter/end-of-show-mixes-digital-camera-tips.md The program concludes with a recommendation for DPReview.com as a resource for digital camera and lens reviews. The hosts argue that dedicated cameras still outperform smartphones due to superior optics and less AI processing. The final segment features a series of music mixes, including the "Melon Mix" by Sound Guy Steve and a medley by Jesse Coy Nelson. Keywords: dpreview, digital camera, lenses, [end of show mix](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/end-of-show-mix.md), [sound guy steve](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/sound-guy-steve.md), [jesse coy nelson](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/jesse-coy-nelson.md) ### Guy Edward Bartkus, Pro-Mortalism and Nihilism - **Episode:** [1765: Pro-Mortalist](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1765-pro-mortalist.md) - **Published:** 2025-05-18 - **Time:** 9:20–13:34 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1765-pro-mortalist/chapter/guy-edward-bartkus-pro-mortalism-and-nihilism.md The suspect in the Palm Springs bombing is identified as 29-year-old Guy Edward Bartkus of 29 Palms, a self-described "pro-mortalist" who expressed anger over being born without consent. Bartkus reportedly posted a 30-minute audio recording online explaining his nihilistic motives. The investigation links his ideology to the death of Sophie Tinney in Washington, whose boyfriend, Lars Eugene Nelson, was charged with murder after allegedly shooting her at her request. Keywords: guy edward bartkus, pro-mortalism, [nihilism](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/nihilism.md), sophie tinney, [29 palms](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/29-palms.md), [instagram](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/instagram.md) ### Executive Producer Credits, Knighting Ceremony - **Episode:** [1744: EULA for Ukraine](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1744-eula-for-ukraine.md) - **Published:** 2025-03-06 - **Time:** 2:12:32–2:21:37 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1744-eula-for-ukraine/chapter/executive-producer-credits-knighting-ceremony.md The show honors its high-tier donors with executive and associate executive producer credits. Susan Dame of the Parkways, Tyler the Mailman, and Eli the Coffee Guy are among those thanked for their financial support. Linda Lou Patkin of ImageMakers Inc. is recognized for her long-term support and her executive resume services. The segment includes the formal "knighting" of new producers. Keywords: [knighthood](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/knighthood.md), susan dame, tyler the mailman, [eli the coffee guy](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/eli-the-coffee-guy.md), [imagemakers inc](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/imagemakers-inc.md) ### Guy Kawasaki, Michael Dell, and Broken Promises - **Episode:** [1729: Algo Chasers](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1729-algo-chasers.md) - **Published:** 2025-01-12 - **Time:** 2:37:01–2:41:22 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1729-algo-chasers/chapter/guy-kawasaki-michael-dell-and-broken-promises.md John C. Dvorak shares anecdotes about tech luminaries Guy Kawasaki and Michael Dell. He recalls Kawasaki's humorless reaction to a "conflict of interest" joke and his insistence that Adam Curry get a COVID-19 vaccine. Dvorak also claims Michael Dell once reneged on a promise to provide a computer in exchange for promotional work during a product rollout. 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