# George Carlin on The No Agenda Show George Carlin comes up in 26 chapters across 24 episodes of The No Agenda Show, from April 2008 to August 2026. - **Chapters:** 26 - **Episodes:** 24 - **Discussed:** April 2008 – August 2026 - **Related topics:** [Comedy](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/comedy.md), [Adam Curry](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/adam-curry.md), [Euphemisms](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/euphemisms.md), [Hbo](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/hbo.md), [John C. Dvorak](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/john-c-dvorak.md), [Language](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/language.md), [Mac And Cheese](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/mac-and-cheese.md), [69ers](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/69ers.md), [Adios Mofos](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/adios-mofos.md), [Amsterdam](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/amsterdam.md) ## Chapters 1–20 of 26 ### Biblical Distinction Between Being Nice and Being Kind - **Episode:** [1896: Just Dew It](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1896-just-dew-it.md) - **Published:** 2026-08-20 - **Time:** 1:33:04–1:36:43 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1896-just-dew-it/chapter/biblical-distinction-between-being-nice-and-being-kind.md A viral video of a young boy discussing the biblical difference between "nice" and "kind" prompts a discussion on Christian values. The boy argues that Jesus was not "nice" in the modern sense of avoiding disagreement, but was "kind" by telling the truth in love to save people. The hosts connect this to a George Carlin bit about the superficiality of the word "nice" and emphasize the importance of boundaries and truth. Keywords: [jesus christ](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/jesus-christ.md), ephesians, kindness, [bible](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/bible.md), [george carlin](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/george-carlin.md) ### San Francisco Comedy Scene and Gilbert Gottfried - **Episode:** [1851: Mork & Mimi](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1851-mork-mimi.md) - **Published:** 2026-03-15 - **Time:** 1:51:38–1:54:39 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1851-mork-mimi/chapter/san-francisco-comedy-scene-and-gilbert-gottfried.md The differences between Los Angeles and San Francisco comedy cultures are discussed, with anecdotes about working with Gilbert Gottfried at MTV. Gottfried is described as a "nightmare" to work with due to his constant use of profanity that required heavy editing. Other legendary figures mentioned include George Carlin, Johnny Carson, and Sam Kinison, the latter of whom is praised for his vocal control and "best girl behavior" in private. Keywords: [gilbert gottfried](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/gilbert-gottfried.md), [mtv](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/mtv.md), [george carlin](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/george-carlin.md), [johnny carson](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/johnny-carson.md), sam kinison ### War Definitions Quiz, Reason TV Satire - **Episode:** [1850: Error Bars](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1850-error-bars.md) - **Published:** 2026-03-12 - **Time:** 1:04:45–1:07:46 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1850-error-bars/chapter/war-definitions-quiz-reason-tv-satire.md A satirical quiz from Reason TV highlights the linguistic gymnastics used by the U.S. government to avoid the word "war." Terms like "kinetic action," "police action," and "preauthorized defense stabilization initiative" are used to describe conflicts in Vietnam, Libya, and Afghanistan. Keywords: reason tv, [george carlin](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/george-carlin.md), kinetic action, police action, [military action](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/military-action.md) ### George Carlin on the History of Political Assassinations - **Episode:** [1678: Stolen Cookies](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1678-stolen-cookies.md) - **Published:** 2024-07-18 - **Time:** 55:55–58:05 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1678-stolen-cookies/chapter/george-carlin-on-the-history-of-political-assassinations.md A classic 40-second segment from comedian George Carlin explores the pattern of who gets assassinated in American history. Carlin observed that targets are typically individuals who advocate for peace and harmony, such as Jesus, Gandhi, Lincoln, and Martin Luther King Jr. The excerpt highlights Carlin's cynical view that society is "not ready" for leaders who tell people to live together peacefully. Keywords: [george carlin](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/george-carlin.md), [assassination](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/assassination.md), [martin luther king](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/martin-luther-king.md), [john lennon](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/john-lennon.md), [bobby kennedy](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/bobby-kennedy.md) ### George Carlin Estate Lawsuit, AI Comedy Special Controversy - **Episode:** [1629: Sunflower Kids](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1629-sunflower-kids.md) - **Published:** 2024-01-28 - **Time:** 1:16:47–1:21:21 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1629-sunflower-kids/chapter/george-carlin-estate-lawsuit-ai-comedy-special-controversy.md The estate of George Carlin filed a lawsuit against the creators of an AI-generated comedy special that mimicked the late comedian's voice and style. Critics of the special noted that the AI failed to capture Carlin's observational nuances and relied on "canned" laughter. The incident has sparked a broader debate about the use of AI as a tool for creative professionals versus its use in replacing human performers. Keywords: [george carlin](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/george-carlin.md), [artificial intelligence](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/artificial-intelligence.md), [comedy](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/comedy.md), [lawsuit](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/lawsuit.md), [intellectual property](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/intellectual-property.md) ### Documentary Film "Minnesota" and Birthday Tributes - **Episode:** [1392: TRANSNOODLE](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1392-transnoodle.md) - **Published:** 2023-05-22 - **Time:** 1:41:15–1:46:33 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1392-transnoodle/chapter/documentary-film-minnesota-and-birthday-tributes.md Sir Michael Douglas Carlin promotes his documentary film "Minnesota," which covers the protests following the death of George Floyd and alleges the presence of police infiltrators. The segment also includes birthday tributes for listeners and their families. Keywords: [minnesota](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/minnesota.md), [george floyd](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/george-floyd.md), michael douglas carlin, [santa monica](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/santa-monica.md), [documentary](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/documentary.md) ### International Mac and Cheese Day, Kraft Heinz Production Spikes - **Episode:** [1468: Superwokes](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1468-superwokes.md) - **Published:** 2022-07-14 - **Time:** 3:44 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1468-superwokes/chapter/international-mac-and-cheese-day-kraft-heinz-production-spikes.md Kraft Heinz is increasing production shifts at packaged food plants to meet a spike in demand for macaroni and cheese. The hosts note that International Mac and Cheese Day coincides with Bastille Day, July 14, 2022. A classic George Carlin monologue is played to illustrate the American obsession with fast food and processed cheese products. Keywords: [kraft heinz](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/kraft-heinz.md), [mac and cheese](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/mac-and-cheese.md), [george carlin](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/george-carlin.md), [australia](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/australia.md), food production, [comfort food](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/comfort-food.md) ### George Carlin, Fascism and the Big Lie Strategy - **Episode:** [1314: Gnarler](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1314-gnarler.md) - **Published:** 2021-01-21 - **Time:** 15:15–18:40 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1314-gnarler/chapter/george-carlin-fascism-and-the-big-lie-strategy.md A 2005 clip of George Carlin on the Bill Maher show serves as a springboard to discuss the nature of fascism in America, which Carlin predicted would arrive in "Nike sneakers and smiley shirts." The segment also critiques Jake Tapper's use of the "Big Lie" terminology, a reference to Nazi propaganda strategies attributed to Joseph Goebbels. The discussion links these concepts to the events of January 6 and the subsequent media framing of the MAGA movement as a "virus of disinformation." Keywords: [george carlin](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/george-carlin.md), [jake tapper](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/jake-tapper.md), [joseph goebbels](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/joseph-goebbels.md), [fascism](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/fascism.md), [january 6](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/january-6.md) ### George Carlin, Euphemisms and Language - **Episode:** [1053: Lefties are Right](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1053-lefties-are-right.md) - **Published:** 2018-07-24 - **Time:** 48:54–50:18 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1053-lefties-are-right/chapter/george-carlin-euphemisms-and-language.md A classic George Carlin routine is played, critiquing the use of weak words like "nice" and "fine." The segment explores how language is used to soften reality, with Carlin referring to "fine" as a "dreaded F-word." Keywords: [george carlin](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/george-carlin.md), [language](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/language.md), [euphemisms](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/euphemisms.md), [comedy](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/comedy.md), [linguistics](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/linguistics.md) ### George Carlin, Trump-Carlin Golf Course Act - **Episode:** [1015: Pentacon](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1015-pentacon.md) - **Published:** 2018-03-11 - **Time:** 1:33:53–1:37:36 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1015-pentacon/chapter/george-carlin-trump-carlin-golf-course-act.md A proposal inspired by comedian George Carlin suggests converting America's 17,000 golf courses into low-cost housing for the homeless. Carlin's 1990s routine criticized golf as an "arrogant elitist game" that wastes over 3 million acres of land. The "Trump-Carlin Golf Course Act" is jokingly suggested as a way for President Trump to use his own properties to solve the national housing crisis. Keywords: [george carlin](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/george-carlin.md), [homelessness](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/homelessness.md), golf courses, [rhode island](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/rhode-island.md), land use ### Cemetery Repurposing, Phosphorus Recycling, George Carlin - **Episode:** [1015: Pentacon](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1015-pentacon.md) - **Published:** 2018-03-11 - **Time:** 1:37:37–1:39:13 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1015-pentacon/chapter/cemetery-repurposing-phosphorus-recycling-george-carlin.md A secondary George Carlin routine suggests plowing up cemeteries to use the land for housing and the remains for phosphorus in farming. Carlin mocked the "superstitious medieval" practice of preserving the dead in prime real estate. The hosts discuss Carlin's angry comedic era in the late 2000s and his extensive discography. Keywords: [george carlin](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/george-carlin.md), cemeteries, [recycling](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/recycling.md), phosphorus, [farming](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/farming.md) ### Washington Post Seven Forbidden Words, Trigger Word Culture - **Episode:** [992: Robo-Trump](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/992-robo-trump.md) - **Published:** 2017-12-21 - **Time:** 2:25:58–2:30:49 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/992-robo-trump/chapter/washington-post-seven-forbidden-words-trigger-word-culture.md The Washington Post reported that the Department of Health and Human Services (HHS) was banned from using seven specific words, including "transgender" and "science-based." The hosts argue the story is a "bogus" trigger designed to evoke George Carlin's "seven dirty words" bit. They discuss how modern students are "programmed" to react to specific trigger words as part of their Pavlovian education. Keywords: [washington post](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/washington-post.md), [hhs](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/hhs.md), [trigger words](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/trigger-words.md), [george carlin](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/george-carlin.md), pavlovian training ### No Agenda 934 Outro and George Carlin Remix - **Episode:** [934: Weaponized Tech](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/934-weaponized-tech.md) - **Published:** 2017-06-01 - **Time:** 3:02:05–3:10:26 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/934-weaponized-tech/chapter/no-agenda-934-outro-and-george-carlin-remix.md The hosts sign off from the "Cluedio" in Austin and Silicon Valley. They remind listeners to visit the website and avoid the compromised sticker link. The episode concludes with a George Carlin audio remix and the signature "Adios, mofos!" catchphrase. Keywords: [adam curry](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/adam-curry.md), [john c. dvorak](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/john-c-dvorak.md), [george carlin](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/george-carlin.md), [stay woke](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/stay-woke.md), [adios mofos](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/adios-mofos.md) ### Congo Army Worm Outbreak and Outro - **Episode:** [908: Microbeads](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/908-microbeads.md) - **Published:** 2017-03-02 - **Time:** 2:41:46–2:50:46 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/908-microbeads/chapter/congo-army-worm-outbreak-and-outro.md An outbreak of crop-destroying army worms in the Democratic Republic of Congo has devastated 63,000 hectares of corn, causing prices to triple. The episode concluded with a George Carlin song, "I'm an Alpha Male on Beta Blockers," and a final sign-off from the hosts. Keywords: [congo](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/congo.md), army worm, corn prices, [george carlin](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/george-carlin.md), alpha male ### Bill Burr, Conan O'Reilly, Hillary Clinton Critique - **Episode:** [902: Morally Obtuse](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/902-morally-obtuse.md) - **Published:** 2017-02-09 - **Time:** 1:46:12–1:49:22 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/902-morally-obtuse/chapter/bill-burr-conan-o-reilly-hillary-clinton-critique.md Comedian Bill Burr appeared on Conan and criticized Hillary Clinton's 2016 election performance, stating "she blew it" by losing to a candidate who frequently made controversial statements. Burr dismissed the excuse that the loss was solely due to "racist white guys," pointing out that those same voters had elected a black president twice. The hosts praise Burr for his blunt analysis and compare his style to George Carlin. Keywords: [bill burr](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/bill-burr.md), [conan o'brien](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/conan-o-brien.md), [hillary clinton](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/hillary-clinton.md), [george carlin](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/george-carlin.md), [comedy](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/comedy.md) ### Show Outro, George Carlin Mix - **Episode:** [860: Power Through](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/860-power-through.md) - **Published:** 2016-09-15 - **Time:** 2:58:37–3:04:38 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/860-power-through/chapter/show-outro-george-carlin-mix.md Adam Curry and John C. Dvorak sign off from the "Crackpot Condo" in Austin. The episode concludes with a creative audio mix featuring a famous George Carlin speech about modern life and corporate culture, interspersed with clips of political figures like Nigel Farage and Gary Johnson. Keywords: [george carlin](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/george-carlin.md), [adam curry](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/adam-curry.md), [john c. dvorak](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/john-c-dvorak.md), [outro](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/outro.md), [podcast](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/podcast.md), [austin](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/austin.md) ### George Carlin on Euphemisms and Language - **Episode:** [807: Thanks Obama!](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/807-thanks-obama.md) - **Published:** 2016-03-13 - **Time:** 26:40–29:28 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/807-thanks-obama/chapter/george-carlin-on-euphemisms-and-language.md A comedic montage of Donald Trump mentioning his "friends" is paired with a classic George Carlin routine regarding the use of euphemisms like "happens to be" and "openly." The segment highlights Carlin's critique of how liberals use language to navigate racial and social identities. Keywords: [george carlin](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/george-carlin.md), [language](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/language.md), [euphemisms](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/euphemisms.md), [political correctness](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/political-correctness.md), [comedy](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/comedy.md) ### George Carlin, The American Dream and Owners - **Episode:** [740: Losers to Lions](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/740-losers-to-lions.md) - **Published:** 2015-07-19 - **Time:** 1:28:17–1:32:19 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/740-losers-to-lions/chapter/george-carlin-the-american-dream-and-owners.md A classic George Carlin routine is played, detailing how "the owners" of the country control the government, media, and education system to keep the population obedient and incapable of critical thinking. Carlin argues that the "American Dream" is a myth used to pacify a population that has been economically abandoned. The hosts suggest this is the same message Sanders and Warren are attempting to co-opt. Keywords: [george carlin](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/george-carlin.md), the american dream, [lobbying](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/lobbying.md), corporate control, [education](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/education.md) ### Paris Climate Conference, Computer Model Skepticism - **Episode:** [714: Gay Siri](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/714-gay-siri.md) - **Published:** 2015-04-19 - **Time:** 57:18–59:25 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/714-gay-siri/chapter/paris-climate-conference-computer-model-skepticism.md The hosts express skepticism regarding the upcoming Paris climate summit in December, questioning the reliability of computer models used to predict future temperature rises. They reference George Carlin's perspective that the planet itself is fine and will survive regardless of human activity or climate shifts. Keywords: [paris](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/paris.md), [climate models](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/climate-models.md), [global warming](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/global-warming.md), [george carlin](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/george-carlin.md), [computer models](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/computer-models.md) ### George Carlin, Macaroni and Cheese, Outro - **Episode:** [503: Ninjas in Mongolia](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/503-ninjas-in-mongolia.md) - **Published:** 2013-04-11 - **Time:** 2:34:11–2:36:59 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/503-ninjas-in-mongolia/chapter/george-carlin-macaroni-and-cheese-outro.md The show concludes with a George Carlin routine criticizing American consumerism and the "slow death" of fast food. 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