# Football on The No Agenda Show

Football comes up in 70 chapters across 67 episodes of The No Agenda Show, from November 2007 to July 2026.

- **Chapters:** 70
- **Episodes:** 67
- **Discussed:** November 2007 – July 2026
- **Related topics:** [Soccer](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/soccer.md), [Netherlands](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/netherlands.md), [Nfl](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/nfl.md), [Austin](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/austin.md), [World Cup](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/world-cup.md), [Espn](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/espn.md), [Germany](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/germany.md), [Sports](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/sports.md), [Texas](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/texas.md), [Amsterdam](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/amsterdam.md)

## Chapters 1–20 of 70

### Amsterdam Broadcast, Dutch Socialist Family Reunion

- **Episode:** [1883: Orgy of Socialism](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1883-orgy-of-socialism.md)
- **Published:** 2026-07-05
- **Time:** 2:15
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1883-orgy-of-socialism/chapter/amsterdam-broadcast-dutch-socialist-family-reunion.md

Adam Curry and John C. Dvorak open the broadcast from Museum Square in Amsterdam, Netherlands. Curry describes a family reunion where his nephews identify as socialists, leading to a debate about the state of the country and the cultural differences regarding sports. The discussion touches on the "hydration breaks" in soccer and the American presence in the game.

Keywords: [amsterdam](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/amsterdam.md), [netherlands](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/netherlands.md), museum square, [socialism](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/socialism.md), [soccer](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/soccer.md), [football](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/football.md), [thomas jefferson](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/thomas-jefferson.md)

### Betamax vs. VHS, The Football Recording Thesis

- **Episode:** [1879: Grace and Assurance](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1879-grace-and-assurance.md)
- **Published:** 2026-06-21
- **Time:** 1:10:00–1:13:34
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1879-grace-and-assurance/chapter/betamax-vs-vhs-the-football-recording-thesis.md

A debate over why VHS defeated Betamax in the 1970s and 80s centers on recording capacity rather than the commonly cited influence of the adult film industry. The Book of Knowledge confirms that VHS triumphed because JVC licensed the format broadly and offered longer recording times, allowing users to capture a full two-hour football game. Sony's decision to keep Betamax proprietary and limited to one hour of recording is cited as its primary failure.

Keywords: [betamax](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/betamax.md), [vhs](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/vhs.md), [sony](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/sony.md), jvc, [football](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/football.md), recording time, [book of knowledge](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/book-of-knowledge.md)

### Soccer Terminology, US Men's National Team, and VAR Technology

- **Episode:** [1877: Flim Flam](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1877-flim-flam.md)
- **Published:** 2026-06-14
- **Time:** 6:51
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1877-flim-flam/chapter/soccer-terminology-us-men-s-national-team-and-var-technology.md

The US Men's National Team's 4-1 victory over Paraguay serves as a starting point for a discussion on soccer terminology and the sport's evolution in America. The etymology of the word "soccer" is traced back to "association football" in England. Technical changes in the game are highlighted, specifically the implementation of Video Assisted Referee (VAR) technology and "hydration breaks" used as opportunities for television commercials.

Keywords: [soccer](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/soccer.md), [football](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/football.md), var, [paraguay](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/paraguay.md), [brooklyn](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/brooklyn.md), association football

### Amazon Thursday Night Football Streaming Issues

- **Episode:** [1848: Podcaster Down!](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1848-podcaster-down.md)
- **Published:** 2026-03-05
- **Time:** 1:04:52–1:07:43
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1848-podcaster-down/chapter/amazon-thursday-night-football-streaming-issues.md

Amazon's exclusive streaming of Thursday Night Football is criticized for technical failures, including loading errors and crashes. The hosts argue that the "one thin pipe" of internet streaming is inferior to traditional over-the-air (OTA) broadcasting for live sports events.

Keywords: [amazon](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/amazon.md), [nfl](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/nfl.md), thursday night football, [streaming](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/streaming.md), ota

### Netherlands Asylum Protests and the "Where's My Bike" Theme

- **Episode:** [1801: Hate of Speech](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1801-hate-of-speech.md)
- **Published:** 2025-09-21
- **Time:** 1:04:55–1:06:39
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1801-hate-of-speech/chapter/netherlands-asylum-protests-and-the-where-s-my-bike-theme.md

Widespread civil unrest in the Netherlands is reported, with thousands of protesters, including football supporter groups, demonstrating in The Hague against asylum policies. The segment mentions clashes with police and the setting of fires. A brief host aside references a long-running theme regarding stolen bicycles in the region.

Keywords: [netherlands](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/netherlands.md), [the hague](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/the-hague.md), [asylum seekers](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/asylum-seekers.md), [protests](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/protests.md), football supporters

### Super Bowl Game Quality and Viewing Habits

- **Episode:** [1738: Swasticars](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1738-swasticars.md)
- **Published:** 2025-02-13
- **Time:** 28:03–29:30
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1738-swasticars/chapter/super-bowl-game-quality-and-viewing-habits.md

A review of the Super Bowl game describes the first quarter as boring and discusses the intensity of the event compared to weekly NFL games. The conversation notes that many viewers now prefer to record games to skip commercials, catching up to the live broadcast by the third quarter.

Keywords: [super bowl](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/super-bowl.md), [football](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/football.md), [commercials](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/commercials.md), viewing habits, [sports](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/sports.md)

### Buffalo Snowstorm and Texas Longhorns Football

- **Episode:** [1717: Mr. Peepers](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1717-mr-peepers.md)
- **Published:** 2024-12-01
- **Time:** 2:43:27–2:45:18
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1717-mr-peepers/chapter/buffalo-snowstorm-and-texas-longhorns-football.md

A major snowstorm in western New York threatened the Buffalo football game, prompting jokes about playing in deep snow. The topic briefly shifted to Texas football, where the Longhorns' win over Texas A&M was noted as a major regional rivalry result.

Keywords: [buffalo](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/buffalo.md), [lake erie](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/lake-erie.md), [new york](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/new-york.md), [texas longhorns](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/texas-longhorns.md), [texas a&m](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/texas-a-m.md), [football](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/football.md)

### Sports Policy, Pitt vs. Syracuse Pick-Six Record

- **Episode:** [1707: Sweet Seventeen](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1707-sweet-seventeen.md)
- **Published:** 2024-10-27
- **Time:** 1:25:04–1:28:46
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1707-sweet-seventeen/chapter/sports-policy-pitt-vs-syracuse-pick-six-record.md

The hosts discuss a recent college football game where Pitt defeated Syracuse, setting a record with three "pick-six" interceptions in the first half. They jokingly reiterate their "no karma for sports teams" policy, suggesting that mentioning teams on the show provides an unfair advantage.

Keywords: pitt, [syracuse](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/syracuse.md), [football](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/football.md), pick-six, [sports betting](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/sports-betting.md)

### Vanderbilt Football, Commodore Brian Tellecki

- **Episode:** [1701: DORK MAGA](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1701-dork-maga.md)
- **Published:** 2024-10-06
- **Time:** 1:50:26–1:54:36
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1701-dork-maga/chapter/vanderbilt-football-commodore-brian-tellecki.md

Brian Tellecki donates $500 following Vanderbilt University's historic upset of the top-ranked Alabama Crimson Tide. The victory is noted as extremely rare, as Vanderbilt was previously 0-60 against top-five teams. The segment also explains the etymology of the word "windfall," tracing it back to fruit orchards where wind would knock fruit to the ground for easy collection.

Keywords: [vanderbilt](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/vanderbilt.md), [alabama](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/alabama.md), [college football](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/college-football.md), brian tellecki, windfall

### Fumble-Rooskie and Dame Meowdison's 33rd Birthday

- **Episode:** [1365: Vaccine Poverty](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1365-vaccine-poverty.md)
- **Published:** 2024-09-30
- **Time:** 2:12:55–2:17:22
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1365-vaccine-poverty/chapter/fumble-rooskie-and-dame-meowdison-s-33rd-birthday.md

Ernest Parton's donation leads to a discussion about the "fumble-rooskie" football play, which John Dvorak refers to as the "switcheroo." Dame Meowdison from Florida also celebrated her 33rd birthday with a $333.33 donation, requesting an "Atlas Shrugged" jingle. The hosts discuss the longevity of some of the show's earliest audio clips.

Keywords: [football](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/football.md), [switcheroo](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/switcheroo.md), [ayn rand](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/ayn-rand.md), [atlas shrugged](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/atlas-shrugged.md), [florida](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/florida.md)

### Sports Betting Promotion, Reno Gambling Anecdote

- **Episode:** [1699: Entomophagy](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1699-entomophagy.md)
- **Published:** 2024-09-29
- **Time:** 2:38
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1699-entomophagy/chapter/sports-betting-promotion-reno-gambling-anecdote.md

A discussion regarding the proliferation of sports betting advertisements within live football broadcasts, specifically mentioning DraftKings. An anecdote is shared about a woman named Mimi who lived in Reno and witnessed families being financially ruined by gambling habits within months of moving to the city. The practice of sports analysts recommending prop bets during pre-game shows is criticized as being detrimental to the public.

Keywords: [gambling](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/gambling.md), [draftkings](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/draftkings.md), [reno](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/reno.md), [sports betting](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/sports-betting.md), [addiction](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/addiction.md), football analysts

### World Cup Health Risks and Fair Weather Fandom

- **Episode:** [1513: Inrush](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1513-inrush.md)
- **Published:** 2022-12-18
- **Time:** 5:40–9:02
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1513-inrush/chapter/world-cup-health-risks-and-fair-weather-fandom.md

Medical experts from the Cleveland Clinic warned that watching high-stakes sporting events like the World Cup can trigger a fight-or-flight response, potentially straining the cardiovascular system. Individuals with high blood pressure, obesity, or diabetes are at increased risk during these "stress tests." A strategy of "fair weather fandom" is proposed as a health-conscious way to avoid the negative emotional energy of a losing team.

Keywords: [cleveland clinic](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cleveland-clinic.md), [world cup](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/world-cup.md), stress test, [cardiovascular health](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cardiovascular-health.md), [obesity](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/obesity.md), [football](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/football.md)

### Louisiana LSU Coach, Roundtable Requests

- **Episode:** [1502: Shood Fortage](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1502-shood-fortage.md)
- **Published:** 2022-11-24
- **Time:** 1:49:29–1:54:42
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1502-shood-fortage/chapter/louisiana-lsu-coach-roundtable-requests.md

The hosts read more donor notes, including one from Cory Buckwheat, leading to a brief imitation of the LSU football coach's accent. Donors request various items for the "Roundtable," such as South American empanadas, pierogies, and specific types of bourbon. The hosts acknowledge the backlog of notes from their 1500th episode celebration.

Keywords: lsu football, [louisiana](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/louisiana.md), [knighting](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/knighting.md), empanadas, pierogies, pivo

### UCF Football QR Codes, Pandemic Political Strategy

- **Episode:** [1444: Lawful but Awful](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1444-lawful-but-awful.md)
- **Published:** 2022-04-21
- **Time:** 1:00:47–1:04:05
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1444-lawful-but-awful/chapter/ucf-football-qr-codes-pandemic-political-strategy.md

The University of Central Florida (UCF) football team replaced player numbers with QR codes on their jerseys during a spring game. This leads to a discussion on the normalization of digital tracking and a theory that political strategists may attempt to trigger a "pandemic redo" to influence the upcoming midterm elections via mail-in ballots.

Keywords: ucf football, [qr codes](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/qr-codes.md), [midterms](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/midterms.md), [mail-in ballots](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/mail-in-ballots.md), [pandemic](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/pandemic.md)

### Network News Coverage of Thursday Night Football and NYC Restaurants

- **Episode:** [1380: TransMoney](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1380-transmoney.md)
- **Published:** 2021-09-11
- **Time:** 7:46–9:28
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1380-transmoney/chapter/network-news-coverage-of-thursday-night-football-and-nyc-restaurants.md

A review of network morning shows reveals heavy promotion of Thursday Night Football on NBC. On CBS, a segment featuring a host visiting restaurants in Times Square is criticized for failing to mention New York City's vaccine card requirements for indoor dining.

Keywords: [nbc](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/nbc.md), [cbs](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cbs.md), thursday night football, [times square](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/times-square.md), [vaccine cards](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/vaccine-cards.md)

### Anti-Biden Chants and Project Veritas Insiders

- **Episode:** [1380: TransMoney](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1380-transmoney.md)
- **Published:** 2021-09-11
- **Time:** 1:07:40–1:10:05
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1380-transmoney/chapter/anti-biden-chants-and-project-veritas-insiders.md

A trend of "F*** Joe Biden" chants at college football games and concerts is noted as a sign of growing public dissatisfaction. Additionally, James O'Keefe of Project Veritas claims that a growing number of "fed-up insiders" are joining his organization as whistleblowers.

Keywords: [joe biden](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/joe-biden.md), [college football](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/college-football.md), [project veritas](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/project-veritas.md), [james o'keefe](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/james-o-keefe.md), [mainstream media](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/mainstream-media.md)

### Fumble-Rooskie Play and Flight Attendant Humor

- **Episode:** [1366: Pingdemic](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1366-pingdemic.md)
- **Published:** 2021-07-25
- **Time:** 2:14:55–2:18:14
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1366-pingdemic/chapter/fumble-rooskie-play-and-flight-attendant-humor.md

Steve Bandstra of Nashville made a "fumble-rooskie" donation to his wife, Jessica, after a joke about drinking flight attendants caused domestic friction. The "fumble-rooskie" is a trick football play, famously used by Cal, where the ball is intentionally left on the ground for a teammate to pick up. The play was eventually banned because it was too difficult for officials and cameras to track.

Keywords: steve bandstra, fumble-rooskie, [football](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/football.md), [flight attendants](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/flight-attendants.md), jessica bandstra

### Joe Biden's Post-Vaccination Guidance and Physical Gate

- **Episode:** [1329: Boba Liberals](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1329-boba-liberals.md)
- **Published:** 2021-03-14
- **Time:** 1:47:24–1:50:56
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1329-boba-liberals/chapter/joe-biden-s-post-vaccination-guidance-and-physical-gate.md

President Joe Biden's recent speech is analyzed, specifically his comment that the government will issue guidance on what vaccinated people "can and cannot do." The hosts also critique Biden's physical appearance and walking style, suggesting he looks frail and should perhaps use a walker.

Keywords: [joe biden](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/joe-biden.md), [vaccination](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/vaccination.md), government guidance, [physical health](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/physical-health.md), nuclear football

### Robotic Surgery Synergies and Medical Device Manufacturing

- **Episode:** [1318: Jab and Go](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1318-jab-and-go.md)
- **Published:** 2021-02-04
- **Time:** 1:31:28–1:35:09
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1318-jab-and-go/chapter/robotic-surgery-synergies-and-medical-device-manufacturing.md

Producer Chris Johnson from Florida donated $333, leading to a connection between two medical device professionals. David Gomez of Infinitis Medical, who previously donated, is now exploring business synergies with Johnson's company regarding robotic surgery positioning systems and wearable diagnostics. The note also included a request to call out a youth football coach for being a "douchebag."

Keywords: infinitis medical, robotic surgery, [medical devices](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/medical-devices.md), [ppe](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/ppe.md), youth football

### Dutch Civil Unrest, Migrant Involvement Claims

- **Episode:** [1316: Mark of the Mask](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1316-mark-of-the-mask.md)
- **Published:** 2021-01-28
- **Time:** 26:45–30:38
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1316-mark-of-the-mask/chapter/dutch-civil-unrest-migrant-involvement-claims.md

Protests in Amsterdam against COVID-19 restrictions turned violent, leading to looting and clashes with police using water cannons. Reports suggest that while initial protests were peaceful, subsequent looting involved migrant populations and Antifa factions. Local football supporter clubs eventually began patrolling streets to stop the unrest when police were overwhelmed.

Keywords: [netherlands](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/netherlands.md), [amsterdam](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/amsterdam.md), [antifa](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/antifa.md), [football hooligans](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/football-hooligans.md), [riots](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/riots.md)

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