# Dwayne Melanson on The No Agenda Show Dwayne Melanson comes up in 27 chapters across 25 episodes of The No Agenda Show, from March 2010 to February 2021. - **Chapters:** 27 - **Episodes:** 25 - **Discussed:** March 2010 – February 2021 - **Related topics:** [Knighthood](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/knighthood.md), [Donations](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/donations.md), [Peerage](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/peerage.md), [Donation](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/donation.md), [Executive Producers](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/executive-producers.md), [Knighting](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/knighting.md), [Oregon](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/oregon.md), [Value For Value](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/value-for-value.md), [2016 Election](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/2016-election.md), [Advertising](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/advertising.md) ## Chapters 1–20 of 27 ### Knighting of Sir Dwayne Melanson and John Dushanik - **Episode:** [1318: Jab and Go](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1318-jab-and-go.md) - **Published:** 2021-02-04 - **Time:** 1:25:20–1:28:00 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1318-jab-and-go/chapter/knighting-of-sir-dwayne-melanson-and-john-dushanik.md Sir Dwayne Melanson, the Grand Duke of the Pacific Northwest, returned to the show with a donation and a critique of Nancy Pelosi. Another producer, John Dushanik, contributed $432.10 and requested a "fake news" spoof of Bob Seger's "Night Moves." Both producers credited the show with protecting their mental health from mainstream media propaganda during the pandemic. Keywords: [dwayne melanson](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/dwayne-melanson.md), [nancy pelosi](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/nancy-pelosi.md), john dushanik, [bob seger](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/bob-seger.md), [fake news](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/fake-news.md) ### Grand Duke Melanson, No Agenda Gator Masks - **Episode:** [1260: Pre-Decisional](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1260-pre-decisional.md) - **Published:** 2020-07-16 - **Time:** 1:48:44–1:52:16 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1260-pre-decisional/chapter/grand-duke-melanson-no-agenda-gator-masks.md Grand Duke Dwayne Melanson praised the No Agenda neck gators for being hearing-aid friendly and serving as a "secret handshake" among listeners in airports. The hosts noted that while the gators are convenient, they require frequent washing to avoid odors during long travel days. Keywords: [dwayne melanson](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/dwayne-melanson.md), neck gator, [no agenda shop](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/no-agenda-shop.md), [hearing aids](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/hearing-aids.md), airport travel ### Executive Producer Donations and COVID-19 Family Impacts - **Episode:** [1225: Toilet Preppers](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1225-toilet-preppers.md) - **Published:** 2020-03-19 - **Time:** 1:17:33–1:24:49 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1225-toilet-preppers/chapter/executive-producer-donations-and-covid-19-family-impacts.md Executive Producers Matthew Januszewski and Grand Duke Dwayne Melanson provided significant financial support to the show. A donation from "Dame Laura" detailed the personal toll of the pandemic, including the cancellation of SAT exams and varsity sports for her children in Virginia. The segment highlighted the frustration of parents dealing with school closures and the comparison of COVID-19 risks to the more common Influenza B, which her son contracted despite being vaccinated. Keywords: matthew januszewski, [dwayne melanson](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/dwayne-melanson.md), [virginia](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/virginia.md), [sat](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/sat.md), [tamiflu](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/tamiflu.md) ### Executive Producer Donations, Knighting Ceremony - **Episode:** [1166: Tacorista](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1166-tacorista.md) - **Published:** 2019-08-25 - **Time:** 1:01:16–1:09:31 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1166-tacorista/chapter/executive-producer-donations-knighting-ceremony.md The hosts acknowledge high-value donations from the "No Agenda" producer community, including a $666.66 contribution from Chris Eisbach, who attained the rank of Viscount. Dwayne Melanson was elevated to Grand Duke of the Pacific Northwest following his 40th knighthood donation. Other significant contributors include Roy Tenhava from the Netherlands and Craig Kuttner from Georgia. Keywords: [chris eisbach](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/chris-eisbach.md), [dwayne melanson](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/dwayne-melanson.md), [knighthood](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/knighthood.md), [peerage](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/peerage.md), [donations](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/donations.md) ### Sir Dwayne Melanson, Sir 23's Knighting Ceremony - **Episode:** [1023: Warm Hand-Off](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1023-warm-hand-off.md) - **Published:** 2018-04-08 - **Time:** 1:31:58–1:36:13 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1023-warm-hand-off/chapter/sir-dwayne-melanson-sir-23-s-knighting-ceremony.md Sir Dwayne Melanson and an anonymous producer from the UK's Peak District are recognized for their contributions. The anonymous donor is knighted as Sir 23's Knight of the Electric Sea after years of monthly subscriptions. The ceremony includes mentions of other community members and podcasts, reinforcing the "Value for Value" funding model. Keywords: [dwayne melanson](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/dwayne-melanson.md), [knighthood](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/knighthood.md), peak district, [uk](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/uk.md), [value for value](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/value-for-value.md), [grimerica](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/grimerica.md) ### No Agenda Executive Producers, Custom Furniture Story - **Episode:** [929: Sologamy](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/929-sologamy.md) - **Published:** 2017-05-14 - **Time:** 1:13:20–1:20:47 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/929-sologamy/chapter/no-agenda-executive-producers-custom-furniture-story.md The show acknowledges top donors, including Grand Duke Dwayne Melanson and Scott Moore. Moore shared a personal story of building a custom furniture company from a 400-square-foot garage while listening to the podcast, eventually growing it into a high-end manufacturing facility. Keywords: [dwayne melanson](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/dwayne-melanson.md), scott moore, custom furniture, [donation](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/donation.md), [podcasting](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/podcasting.md) ### Old Phrases, Louisiana Idioms, Grand Duke Dwayne - **Episode:** [924: Golden Bozos](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/924-golden-bozos.md) - **Published:** 2017-04-27 - **Time:** 1:29:41–1:33:00 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/924-golden-bozos/chapter/old-phrases-louisiana-idioms-grand-duke-dwayne.md The hosts share a list of regional idioms sent in by listener Dwayne Melanson, focusing on phrases used to describe someone sitting idle. Examples include "sitting there like a ruptured duck," "a bottle of pee," and "a lump on a log." They encourage listeners to submit more archaic or unusual phrases for future discussion. Keywords: [idioms](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/idioms.md), [phrases](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/phrases.md), [louisiana](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/louisiana.md), [dwayne melanson](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/dwayne-melanson.md), [linguistics](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/linguistics.md) ### Producer Credits, Donations and Karma - **Episode:** [883: Throne Sniffing](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/883-throne-sniffing.md) - **Published:** 2016-12-04 - **Time:** 1:27:50–1:33:39 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/883-throne-sniffing/chapter/producer-credits-donations-and-karma.md The hosts read through the list of Executive and Associate Executive Producers for Episode 883. Major donors include Sir Dwayne Melanson, Sir David Killian, and Sean Dolan. A request for "jobs karma" is fulfilled, and the hosts send well-wishes to those affected by Hurricane Otto in Costa Rica. Keywords: [dwayne melanson](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/dwayne-melanson.md), david killian, hurricane otto, [costa rica](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/costa-rica.md), [value for value](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/value-for-value.md) ### Donor Thank Yous and Karma Credits - **Episode:** [861: Hate Crime Manager](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/861-hate-crime-manager.md) - **Published:** 2016-09-18 - **Time:** 1:17:02–1:19:35 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/861-hate-crime-manager/chapter/donor-thank-yous-and-karma-credits.md The hosts read through a list of donors, including Sir David Roberts and Sir Dwayne Melanson, providing "karma" credits and playing requested audio clips. They acknowledge Sir Robert Alter for a significant contribution to the show. Keywords: [karma](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/karma.md), calliope, sir david roberts, sir dwayne melanson, sir robert alter, [donations](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/donations.md) ### Knighting Ceremony and Listener Meetups - **Episode:** [787: Climate Deaths](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/787-climate-deaths.md) - **Published:** 2016-01-03 - **Time:** 1:09:55–1:20:47 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/787-climate-deaths/chapter/knighting-ceremony-and-listener-meetups.md Dwayne Melanson is elevated to the rank of Archduke of the West. Several other listeners are knighted or granted titles based on their financial support. The hosts also announce an upcoming listener meetup in Dallas and discuss a new domain, railax.com, inspired by a listener's idea for "Uber for trains." Keywords: [dwayne melanson](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/dwayne-melanson.md), [archduke](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/archduke.md), [knight](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/knight.md), [meetup](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/meetup.md), [dallas](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/dallas.md), railax ### No Agenda Art, Donor Appreciation and Knighthood - **Episode:** [772: Grim Math](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/772-grim-math.md) - **Published:** 2015-11-09 - **Time:** 1:02:06–1:04:38 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/772-grim-math/chapter/no-agenda-art-donor-appreciation-and-knighthood.md The hosts thank the "No Agenda" producers and artists for their contributions, specifically mentioning an IPCC Bible art submission. Sir Dwayne Melanson is recognized for a significant donation, earning the title of Duke of the Pacific Northwest. The segment emphasizes the "value-for-value" model and the importance of listener support. Keywords: [no agenda art](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/no-agenda-art.md), [pewdiepie](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/pewdiepie.md), [dwayne melanson](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/dwayne-melanson.md), [donations](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/donations.md), [knighthood](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/knighthood.md) ### Hillary Clinton's "Uniquely Qualified" Meme and Voter Reactions - **Episode:** [605: "Biostitutes"](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/605-quot-biostitutes-quot.md) - **Published:** 2014-04-03 - **Time:** 35:49–38:17 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/605-quot-biostitutes-quot/chapter/hillary-clinton-s-uniquely-qualified-meme-and-voter-reactions.md Sir Dwayne Melanson and Alex Farrington contribute to the show, with Melanson noting the effectiveness of the "Hillary Clinton is uniquely qualified" meme. Dvorak shares an anecdote from an Oakland meat market where he encountered elderly voters wearing giant Hillary 2016 buttons. When he repeated the "uniquely qualified" line to them, they reportedly nodded in agreement, confirming the meme's resonance. Keywords: [hillary clinton](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/hillary-clinton.md), [dwayne melanson](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/dwayne-melanson.md), [oakland](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/oakland.md), [2016 election](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/2016-election.md), alex farrington ### Executive Producer Credits and Make It Rain Anecdote - **Episode:** [551: The Tolerance Podcast](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/551-the-tolerance-podcast.md) - **Published:** 2013-09-26 - **Time:** 1:03:03–1:08:09 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/551-the-tolerance-podcast/chapter/executive-producer-credits-and-make-it-rain-anecdote.md The hosts thank executive producers, including Sir Dwayne Melanson, who sent a donation of $399.96 in small bills. This prompts an anecdote about the origin of the phrase "make it rain," which a host first witnessed at a San Francisco club with Michael Butler. The discussion explores the vernacular of strip clubs and the creative ways producers send value-for-value donations. Keywords: [dwayne melanson](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/dwayne-melanson.md), duke of mysteries, [make it rain](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/make-it-rain.md), [strip club](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/strip-club.md), [michael butler](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/michael-butler.md) ### Executive Producer Donations, Peerage and Knighting - **Episode:** [538: War on Weed](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/538-war-on-weed.md) - **Published:** 2013-08-11 - **Time:** 59:37–1:04:17 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/538-war-on-weed/chapter/executive-producer-donations-peerage-and-knighting.md Donations from high-level producers are acknowledged, including Sir Dwayne Melanson and David Foley. Kobe Hung from Hong Kong is recognized for his contribution, leading to a discussion about the "538 Club" and the process of being knighted in the No Agenda peerage. Keywords: [dwayne melanson](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/dwayne-melanson.md), [david foley](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/david-foley.md), kobe hung, [knighting](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/knighting.md), [peerage](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/peerage.md) ### Producer Donations, Knighting Ceremony for Sir Ratnaf - **Episode:** [518: Hot Scene](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/518-hot-scene.md) - **Published:** 2013-06-02 - **Time:** 41:29–46:14 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/518-hot-scene/chapter/producer-donations-knighting-ceremony-for-sir-ratnaf.md Trevor Chapman was knighted as Sir Ratnaf following a $518 donation. Other significant contributors include Sir Gene Baron de Marriott, who donated 275 euros, and Sir Dwayne Melanson. Listeners also shared feedback on Michael Crichton's book *State of Fear* and personal anecdotes regarding career changes and dreams. Keywords: trevor chapman, sir ratnaf, gene de marriott, [dwayne melanson](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/dwayne-melanson.md), [michael crichton](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/michael-crichton.md), [donations](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/donations.md) ### Executive Producer Credits, Oregon Gas Pumping Laws - **Episode:** [503: Ninjas in Mongolia](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/503-ninjas-in-mongolia.md) - **Published:** 2013-04-11 - **Time:** 27:57–31:07 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/503-ninjas-in-mongolia/chapter/executive-producer-credits-oregon-gas-pumping-laws.md Dwayne Melanson is recognized as the "Earl of Oregon" following a significant donation, sparking a discussion about the legality of pumping one's own gas in Oregon. The state's prohibition on self-service gas is contrasted with the "full service" stations common in the mid-20th century. The hosts emphasize the value of listener-supported peerages as a form of social standing in a hypothetical societal collapse. Keywords: [dwayne melanson](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/dwayne-melanson.md), [oregon](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/oregon.md), gas pumping, [knighthood](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/knighthood.md), [peerage](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/peerage.md) ### Sir Edward Beateisen, Earl of Oregon Peerage - **Episode:** [503: Ninjas in Mongolia](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/503-ninjas-in-mongolia.md) - **Published:** 2013-04-11 - **Time:** 1:41:39–1:44:57 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/503-ninjas-in-mongolia/chapter/sir-edward-beateisen-earl-of-oregon-peerage.md Edward Beateisen of Amstelveen is knighted after completing a $1,000 "layaway" donation plan. Additionally, Sir Dwayne Melanson is officially elevated to the rank of Earl of Oregon. The knighting ceremony includes the traditional list of "Hookers & Blow" and other humorous rewards associated with the No Agenda Roundtable. Keywords: edward beateisen, [dwayne melanson](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/dwayne-melanson.md), [knighthood](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/knighthood.md), [peerage](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/peerage.md), [amstelveen](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/amstelveen.md) ### Executive Producer Credits and Episode 500 Announcements - **Episode:** [493: Snowquestration](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/493-snowquestration.md) - **Published:** 2013-03-07 - **Time:** 55:58–1:02:27 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/493-snowquestration/chapter/executive-producer-credits-and-episode-500-announcements.md The show acknowledges high-tier donors including Sir Gere and Sir Dwayne Melanson, who contributed to the upcoming Episode 500 milestone. The hosts discuss the "Value for Value" model and the specific donation amount of $313.13 tied to the March 31, 2013, anniversary date. A brief mention is made of the "No Agenda" app available in the BlackBerry App Store. Keywords: [knighthood](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/knighthood.md), [donations](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/donations.md), [episode 500](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/episode-500.md), sir gere, sir dwayne melanson ### Executive Producer Credits, 469 Club, Knighthood Ceremonies - **Episode:** [469: This That and the Other](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/469-this-that-and-the-other.md) - **Published:** 2012-12-13 - **Time:** 1:20:07–1:26:54 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/469-this-that-and-the-other/chapter/executive-producer-credits-469-club-knighthood-ceremonies.md The hosts read letters and credits for high-tier donors, including Sir Thomas Poolyard in Bahrain and Sir Dwayne Melanson. They celebrate the formation of the "469 Club" for donors contributing amounts matching the episode number. Several listeners are knighted, and the hosts discuss the "Mexican liver shot" in boxing during a discussion about a donor's upcoming shoulder surgery. Keywords: [knighthood](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/knighthood.md), 469 club, [dwayne melanson](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/dwayne-melanson.md), [janice kang](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/janice-kang.md), thomas poolyard ### PayPal DNS Issues and Executive Producer Credits - **Episode:** [457: Giblet in EUROLand](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/457-giblet-in-euroland.md) - **Published:** 2012-11-01 - **Time:** 51:50–55:39 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/457-giblet-in-euroland/chapter/paypal-dns-issues-and-executive-producer-credits.md Listeners have reported difficulties accessing PayPal to donate due to DNS propagation issues, particularly for Comcast users. 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