# Dutch on The No Agenda Show

Dutch comes up in 147 chapters across 140 episodes of The No Agenda Show, from November 2007 to October 2026.

- **Chapters:** 147
- **Episodes:** 140
- **Discussed:** November 2007 – October 2026
- **Related topics:** [Netherlands](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/netherlands.md), [Amsterdam](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/amsterdam.md), [Adam Curry](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/adam-curry.md), [Austin](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/austin.md), [Donations](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/donations.md), [Mh17](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/mh17.md), [Russia](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/russia.md), [Value For Value](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/value-for-value.md), [Birthday](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/birthday.md), [Knighthood](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/knighthood.md)

## Chapters 1–20 of 147

### Agent Orange and Dutch Military Musical Tribute

- **Episode:** [1916: The Final Episode](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1916-the-final-episode.md)
- **Published:** 2026-10-30
- **Time:** 27:50–30:42
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1916-the-final-episode/chapter/agent-orange-and-dutch-military-musical-tribute.md

Agent Orange, a long-time producer from the Dutch military, submits a musical tribute honoring the 1,900 episodes of No Agenda. The song reflects on the connection between the hosts and the global producer community. Adam Curry acknowledges the producer's past contributions, including a humorous reference to a "quantum dots" theory during the COVID-19 era.

Keywords: [agent orange](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/agent-orange.md), [dutch military](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/dutch-military.md), [quantum dots](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/quantum-dots.md), musical tribute

### Dutch Media Requests and Fredericksburg Tourism

- **Episode:** [1876: Screwball](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1876-screwball.md)
- **Published:** 2026-06-11
- **Time:** 11:06–12:54
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1876-screwball/chapter/dutch-media-requests-and-fredericksburg-tourism.md

Dutch radio and television stations have requested interviews regarding the World Cup games in Dallas. The logistics of traveling between Dallas, Austin, and Fredericksburg are discussed, highlighting the influx of a million annual tourists to Fredericksburg and the desire for privacy from local residents.

Keywords: [dallas](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/dallas.md), [austin](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/austin.md), [fredericksburg](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/fredericksburg.md), [texas](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/texas.md), [world cup](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/world-cup.md), dutch radio

### Dutch Language Tutorial, Door and Deur

- **Episode:** [1840: Hoity-toity](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1840-hoity-toity.md)
- **Published:** 2026-02-05
- **Time:** 2:15:48–2:18:16
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1840-hoity-toity/chapter/dutch-language-tutorial-door-and-deur.md

A host who is fluent in Dutch reviews a viral clip explaining the complexities of the language. The clip correctly identifies the confusing similarities between the Dutch words for "through" (door), "door" (deur), and "expensive" (duur).

Keywords: [dutch language](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/dutch-language.md), door, deur, [linguistics](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/linguistics.md), [holland](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/holland.md)

### Dutch Licorice, NICU Dad Challenge and Final Credits

- **Episode:** [1831: Donroe Doctrine](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1831-donroe-doctrine.md)
- **Published:** 2026-01-04
- **Time:** 2:43:23–2:54:37
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1831-donroe-doctrine/chapter/dutch-licorice-nicu-dad-challenge-and-final-credits.md

The show concludes with personal notes, including a gift of Dutch licorice and the launch of the "NICU Dad Donation Challenge" for 2026. The hosts read final $50 donations and knight new producers Sir Prompt Jockey and Sir Darius. Adam Curry mentions his struggle with "Cedar Fever" in Texas as they sign off for the day.

Keywords: [dutch licorice](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/dutch-licorice.md), [nicu dad](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/nicu-dad.md), [challenge coins](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/challenge-coins.md), [birthday](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/birthday.md), final credits

### Dutch Navy Caribbean Operations, National Geographic Documentary

- **Episode:** [1822: Kohanna](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1822-kohanna.md)
- **Published:** 2025-12-04
- **Time:** 22:59–25:31
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1822-kohanna/chapter/dutch-navy-caribbean-operations-national-geographic-documentary.md

A documentary filmmaker who worked on a National Geographic series about the Dutch Navy and Coast Guard describes long-standing drug interdiction efforts in the Caribbean. The filmmaker notes that while the Dutch and U.S. have used force against drug boats for decades, such violence was often censored for European television. The process typically involves multiple warnings before marksmen target boat engines or use lethal force.

Keywords: [netherlands](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/netherlands.md), dutch navy, [coast guard](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/coast-guard.md), [national geographic](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/national-geographic.md), [drug interdiction](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/drug-interdiction.md)

### Elon Musk Rumors and South African Influence

- **Episode:** [1820: Tokyo Rose](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1820-tokyo-rose.md)
- **Published:** 2025-11-27
- **Time:** 1:34:51–1:36:33
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1820-tokyo-rose/chapter/elon-musk-rumors-and-south-african-influence.md

A discussion of rumors surrounding Elon Musk's personal life includes claims about his efforts to increase the population through financial arrangements with women. The conversation speculates on the influence of his South African and Dutch heritage on his worldview and desire for control.

Keywords: [elon musk](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/elon-musk.md), [south africa](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/south-africa.md), [population](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/population.md), dutch influence, dinner party rumors

### Dutch Licorice and Birthday Knightings

- **Episode:** [1815: Attunement](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1815-attunement.md)
- **Published:** 2025-11-09
- **Time:** 2:22:16–2:25:46
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1815-attunement/chapter/dutch-licorice-and-birthday-knightings.md

Loes van Opzeland Kolhof from the Netherlands was knighted as a Dame for her 40th birthday following a donation of $333.33. The segment features a message read in a Mark Rutte impression and a discussion on the cultural significance of Dutch licorice (drop). The hosts also grant "travel karma" to the donor for an upcoming trip to the United States.

Keywords: loes van opzeland, [netherlands](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/netherlands.md), [mark rutte](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/mark-rutte.md), [dutch licorice](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/dutch-licorice.md), [birthday](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/birthday.md)

### Susan Kokinda, Prometheus Action, Anglo-Dutch System

- **Episode:** [1799: Taproot](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1799-taproot.md)
- **Published:** 2025-09-14
- **Time:** 1:25:54–1:31:31
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1799-taproot/chapter/susan-kokinda-prometheus-action-anglo-dutch-system.md

Susan Kokinda of Prometheus Action argues that Donald Trump's primary enemies are the European monarchies and the "Anglo-Dutch system." This theory posits that royal families in the UK and Netherlands control global central banking, environmental movements, and imperial wars. Kokinda claims Trump's policies on Ukraine and the Federal Reserve are direct attacks on this centuries-old oligarchy that has "bled America dry."

Keywords: susan kokinda, prometheus action, anglo-dutch system, [monarchy](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/monarchy.md), [federal reserve](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/federal-reserve.md)

### Whooping Cough Increase, Ozempic Marketing in Netherlands

- **Episode:** [1723: Quademic](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1723-quademic.md)
- **Published:** 2024-12-22
- **Time:** 50:11–54:01
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1723-quademic/chapter/whooping-cough-increase-ozempic-marketing-in-netherlands.md

Health officials report a spike in whooping cough cases, attributing the rise to a lack of population exposure during pandemic lockdowns. In the Netherlands, Ozempic is reportedly being marketed through rumors that the Dutch princesses are using the drug for weight loss. The hosts discuss the potential for future mRNA treatments for various common ailments.

Keywords: [whooping cough](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/whooping-cough.md), [ozempic](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/ozempic.md), dutch royalty, [mrna](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/mrna.md), [antibiotics](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/antibiotics.md)

### Dutch Masters and Hard Labor Stories

- **Episode:** [1680: Seismic Sundae](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1680-seismic-sundae.md)
- **Published:** 2024-07-25
- **Time:** 1:32:23–1:35:50
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1680-seismic-sundae/chapter/dutch-masters-and-hard-labor-stories.md

A discussion of the "Dutch Masters" of No Agenda artwork leads into personal stories about summer jobs. One host recounts working at a rose nursery and stacking 80-pound bags of mahogany firewood in Holland, describing it as "hard labor." They praise the high quality of production and the move away from AI-generated art in recent submissions.

Keywords: [international harvester](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/international-harvester.md), rose nursery, [holland](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/holland.md), [firewood](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/firewood.md), [dutch masters](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/dutch-masters.md), [artwork](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/artwork.md)

### Southwest Airlines, Dutch Roll Incident and NTSB Findings

- **Episode:** [1676: Douche Mobile](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1676-douche-mobile.md)
- **Published:** 2024-07-11
- **Time:** 2:15:48–2:17:30
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1676-douche-mobile/chapter/southwest-airlines-dutch-roll-incident-and-ntsb-findings.md

The NTSB concluded that a "Dutch roll" incident on a Southwest Airlines Boeing aircraft was caused by rudder damage sustained during 84 mph winds in New Orleans, rather than a manufacturing defect. The findings shift the blame from Boeing's production to Southwest's maintenance and storage practices.

Keywords: [southwest airlines](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/southwest-airlines.md), [boeing](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/boeing.md), dutch roll, [ntsb](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/ntsb.md), rudder damage, [new orleans](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/new-orleans.md)

### No Agenda Art Gallery and Producer Contributions

- **Episode:** [1674: We're Working!](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1674-we-re-working.md)
- **Published:** 2024-07-04
- **Time:** 1:47:18–1:51:40
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1674-we-re-working/chapter/no-agenda-art-gallery-and-producer-contributions.md

The hosts celebrate the creative contributions of the "Dutch Masters," artists who provide custom artwork for each episode. They highlight Dame Kenny Bent's "Mummy and the Dummy" train art and discuss the community dynamics within the No Agenda Art Generator.

Keywords: [no agenda art](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/no-agenda-art.md), [dutch masters](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/dutch-masters.md), kenny bent, [dreb scott](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/dreb-scott.md), [darren o'neill](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/darren-o-neill.md), podcast producers, [graphic design](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/graphic-design.md)

### Dutch Phrases, Poop on the Marble

- **Episode:** [1672: Sand Battery](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1672-sand-battery.md)
- **Published:** 2024-06-27
- **Time:** 3:00:13–3:02:39
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1672-sand-battery/chapter/dutch-phrases-poop-on-the-marble.md

Adam Curry explains the origin of two Dutch phrases: "the bullet has been shot through the church" (referencing a 1573 Spanish siege) and "stront aan de knikker" (poop on the marble). The latter phrase, dating to the 1700s, is used to indicate that something bad is about to happen.

Keywords: [dutch language](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/dutch-language.md), [harlem](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/harlem.md), 1573, marbles, [idioms](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/idioms.md)

### No Agenda Art Generator and Dutch Masters

- **Episode:** [1665: Flag Gate](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1665-flag-gate.md)
- **Published:** 2024-06-03
- **Time:** 1:40:33–1:45:02
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1665-flag-gate/chapter/no-agenda-art-generator-and-dutch-masters.md

Sir Paul Couture is thanked for maintaining the No Agenda Art Generator for over a decade. The hosts review recent submissions, including "Friend Assuring" by Corrector Record, which won the art spot for episode 1664. They trace the history of the art generator back to 2012, noting the evolution from early digital art to modern AI-generated "chickens" and political satire.

Keywords: [paul couture](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/paul-couture.md), [art generator](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/art-generator.md), [dutch masters](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/dutch-masters.md), [ai art](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/ai-art.md), [podcast art](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/podcast-art.md)

### Knighting Ceremony and Producer Credits

- **Episode:** [1665: Flag Gate](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1665-flag-gate.md)
- **Published:** 2024-06-03
- **Time:** 3:09:53–3:16:42
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1665-flag-gate/chapter/knighting-ceremony-and-producer-credits.md

The hosts read a long list of producers who contributed between $50 and $200. John Dvorak mentions his recent trip to a meetup in Albany and identifies a "spook" in attendance. Several donors from Texas, Tennessee, and the Netherlands are credited, and the hosts perform "de-douching" rituals for first-time or returning supporters.

Keywords: [knighthood](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/knighthood.md), albany meetup, [dutch masters](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/dutch-masters.md), [donations](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/donations.md), [karma](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/karma.md)

### Netherlands Coalition Government, Geert Wilders and Dick Schoof

- **Episode:** [1664: Friendshoring](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1664-friendshoring.md)
- **Published:** 2024-05-30
- **Time:** 1:11:25–1:13:48
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1664-friendshoring/chapter/netherlands-coalition-government-geert-wilders-and-dick-schoof.md

After eight months of negotiations, Geert Wilders' coalition in the Netherlands has selected Dick Schoof, the former head of Dutch intelligence (AIVD), as the new Prime Minister. Schoof has a long history in the Justice Department and was involved in overseeing controversial cases like the Demmink affair. The selection of a career intelligence official to lead a populist-won government has surprised many Dutch citizens who expected a more radical change in leadership.

Keywords: [netherlands](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/netherlands.md), [geert wilders](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/geert-wilders.md), dick schoof, [pvv](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/pvv.md), dutch intelligence, [prime minister](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/prime-minister.md)

### Spaving Trend, Associate Executive Producer Credits

- **Episode:** [1658: Spaving](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1658-spaving.md)
- **Published:** 2024-05-09
- **Time:** 2:39:25–2:48:46
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1658-spaving/chapter/spaving-trend-associate-executive-producer-credits.md

The term "spaving"—spending more to save more—was highlighted as a new consumer trend. The hosts then transitioned to thanking a long list of "Associate Executive Producers" who contributed $50 or more to the show. Notable mentions included the Sydney meetup group, several Dutch producers using the "8008" donation amount, and various listeners requesting "jobs karma" and birthday shout-outs.

Keywords: spaving, [donations](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/donations.md), sydney meetup, dutch producers, [value for value](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/value-for-value.md)

### Dutch New Year Traditions, Oliebollen and Seasonal Greetings

- **Episode:** [1621: Haley's Comment](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1621-haley-s-comment.md)
- **Published:** 2023-12-31
- **Time:** 1:45–3:31
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1621-haley-s-comment/chapter/dutch-new-year-traditions-oliebollen-and-seasonal-greetings.md

Dutch New Year traditions include the consumption of oliebollen, or "oil balls," which are deep-fried dough balls. Specific Dutch greetings for the holiday include "Prettige jaarwisseling," meaning happy year change, and "Zalig uiteinde," which translates to a lovely ending.

Keywords: [netherlands](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/netherlands.md), oliebollen, jaarwisseling, zalig uiteinde, dutch traditions

### Show Outro, Triple-demic News and Dutch Toilet Humor

- **Episode:** [1571: Wronk](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1571-wronk.md)
- **Published:** 2023-07-09
- **Time:** 2:49:35–2:55:45
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1571-wronk/chapter/show-outro-triple-demic-news-and-dutch-toilet-humor.md

The show concludes with a montage of "triple-demic" news reports concerning the simultaneous spread of RSV, flu, and COVID-19. An anecdote is shared regarding the unique design of traditional Dutch "shelf" toilets found in older bed and breakfasts. The episode ends with a musical mix featuring Judge Jeanine Pirro and parodies of social media addiction.

Keywords: [triple-demic](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/triple-demic.md), [rsv](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/rsv.md), dutch toilets, [instagram reels](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/instagram-reels.md), [judge jeanine](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/judge-jeanine.md), [outro](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/outro.md)

### Man on the Street, Stupidity and the "Inca-Pinque" Trick

- **Episode:** [1488: Torture Telephone](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1488-torture-telephone.md)
- **Published:** 2022-09-22
- **Time:** 56:50–1:02:44
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1488-torture-telephone/chapter/man-on-the-street-stupidity-and-the-inca-pinque-trick.md

A "man on the street" segment featuring a woman insisting that someone born 10 years ago would be 11 years old sparked a discussion on public ignorance. One host recounted a traumatic childhood experience in the Dutch school system where a teacher used a rhythmic reading trick ("Inca-Pinque") to humiliate him. The hosts debated whether these segments highlight genuine stupidity or are merely the result of manipulative trick questions.

Keywords: [man on the street](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/man-on-the-street.md), [education](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/education.md), trick questions, [childhood trauma](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/childhood-trauma.md), dutch school

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