# Douchebag on The No Agenda Show Douchebag comes up in 43 chapters across 42 episodes of The No Agenda Show, from March 2010 to June 2026. - **Chapters:** 43 - **Episodes:** 42 - **Discussed:** March 2010 – June 2026 - **Related topics:** [Donations](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/donations.md), [Karma](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/karma.md), [Value For Value](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/value-for-value.md), [Donation](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/donation.md), [Florida](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/florida.md), [Gitmo Nation](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/gitmo-nation.md), [Jingles](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/jingles.md), [Knighthood](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/knighthood.md), [Soundboard](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/soundboard.md), [Sweden](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/sweden.md) ## Chapters 1–20 of 43 ### Battle of the Douchebags and End of Show Mixes - **Episode:** [1876: Screwball](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1876-screwball.md) - **Published:** 2026-06-11 - **Time:** 2:45:29–2:51:38 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1876-screwball/chapter/battle-of-the-douchebags-and-end-of-show-mixes.md The episode wraps up with a preview of "Battle of the Douchebags" Season 2 and a series of musical mixes deconstructing the week's news. The hosts reiterate their predictions for falling oil prices and cheap gas by the July 4th holiday before signing off from the Texas Hill Country. Keywords: [battle of the douchebags](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/battle-of-the-douchebags.md), [media deconstruction](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/media-deconstruction.md), [oil prices](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/oil-prices.md), [end of show mix](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/end-of-show-mix.md), [value for value](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/value-for-value.md) ### Chris Cuomo, Teleprompter Fail and Studio Etiquette - **Episode:** [1715: Scruples](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1715-scruples.md) - **Published:** 2024-11-24 - **Time:** 1:40:49–1:44:26 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1715-scruples/chapter/chris-cuomo-teleprompter-fail-and-studio-etiquette.md A clip of Chris Cuomo having a "teleprompter fail" on NewsNation is played. Cuomo is seen berating the operator on-air, which the hosts describe as the "dumbest thing you can do" because prompter operators are often low-paid and can easily sabotage a broadcast. They label Cuomo a "douchebag" for humiliating a staff member publicly. Keywords: [chris cuomo](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/chris-cuomo.md), [newsnation](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/newsnation.md), [teleprompter](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/teleprompter.md), studio etiquette, media fails, [douchebag](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/douchebag.md) ### End of Show, Tip of the Day and Battle of the Douchebags - **Episode:** [1703: New Screw](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1703-new-screw.md) - **Published:** 2024-10-13 - **Time:** 2:58:10–3:06:09 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1703-new-screw/chapter/end-of-show-tip-of-the-day-and-battle-of-the-douchebags.md John Dvorak provides a "Tip of the Day" recommending Steve Gibson's "Valid Drive" software to verify USB drive capacity. The show closes with a preview of the "Battle of the Douchebags" and a sign-off from the Texas Hill Country and Silicon Valley. Keywords: [steve gibson](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/steve-gibson.md), valid drive, [battle of the douchebags](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/battle-of-the-douchebags.md), [blue angels](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/blue-angels.md), [silicon valley](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/silicon-valley.md), [fredericksburg](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/fredericksburg.md) ### Tip of the Day: 11Labs AI Sound Effects - **Episode:** [1665: Flag Gate](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1665-flag-gate.md) - **Published:** 2024-06-03 - **Time:** 3:37:45–3:43:09 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1665-flag-gate/chapter/tip-of-the-day-11labs-ai-sound-effects.md John Dvorak provides the "Tip of the Day," recommending 11labs.io for its new AI-generated sound effects. He demonstrates how the AI "hallucinates" when given prompts like "douchebag," creating bizarre and humorous audio clips. The show signs off with a reminder to visit noagendadonations.com and a preview of the "Battle of the Douchebags" on the live stream. Keywords: 11labs, [ai](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/ai.md), [sound effects](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/sound-effects.md), [hallucinations](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/hallucinations.md), [douchebag](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/douchebag.md) ### Douchebag Supply, Rain Stick Ceremony - **Episode:** [1484: Do It For Ukraine](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1484-do-it-for-ukraine.md) - **Published:** 2022-09-08 - **Time:** 1:35:41–1:39:14 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1484-do-it-for-ukraine/chapter/douchebag-supply-rain-stick-ceremony.md The hosts perform a "rain stick" ceremony to bring moisture to Dana Brunetti's ranch and other parts of California. They joke about a dwindling supply of "de-douches" (a show-specific ritual for listeners) and the need for a "cap" on such services similar to EU energy policies. The segment blends listener interaction with ongoing show tropes. Keywords: [douchebags](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/douchebags.md), [rain stick](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/rain-stick.md), [weather](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/weather.md), [california](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/california.md), [drought](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/drought.md) ### Show Outro, Battle of the Douchebags, Sign-off - **Episode:** [1473: Meth Raging](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1473-meth-raging.md) - **Published:** 2022-07-31 - **Time:** 3:13:14–3:17:51 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1473-meth-raging/chapter/show-outro-battle-of-the-douchebags-sign-off.md Adam Curry and John C. Dvorak conclude Episode 1473, promoting the "Battle of the Douchebags" livestream following the show. They remind listeners to support the program via the value-for-value model and sign off with their traditional "Adios mofos." The episode ends with the "Freedom Safari" song and a montage of political clips. Keywords: [adam curry](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/adam-curry.md), [john c. dvorak](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/john-c-dvorak.md), [battle of the douchebags](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/battle-of-the-douchebags.md), freedom safari, [value for value](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/value-for-value.md) ### Florida Meetup Reports, Douchebag Trend - **Episode:** [1359: Sheep Dipping](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1359-sheep-dipping.md) - **Published:** 2021-06-27 - **Time:** 2:35:04–2:42:03 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1359-sheep-dipping/chapter/florida-meetup-reports-douchebag-trend.md A series of audio reports from a No Agenda meetup in the Tampa Bay area features numerous attendees identifying themselves as "douchebags." The hosts express mock concern over this trend in Florida, noting that while the meetups are well-attended, the region's donation levels don't always match the "douchebag" enthusiasm. Keywords: [florida](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/florida.md), [tampa bay](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/tampa-bay.md), [meetups](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/meetups.md), saltwater slaves, [douchebag](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/douchebag.md), [gitmo nation](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/gitmo-nation.md) ### Canadian Donations and Douchebag Call-outs - **Episode:** [1225: Toilet Preppers](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1225-toilet-preppers.md) - **Published:** 2020-03-19 - **Time:** 1:33:01–1:35:23 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1225-toilet-preppers/chapter/canadian-donations-and-douchebag-call-outs.md Landon Dallin from LaSalle, Ontario, contributed 333.33 CAD, redirecting funds originally intended for toilet paper to the show. The segment included several "douchebag" call-outs and "baby-making karma" requests for listeners celebrating birthdays. The hosts used these donations to facilitate community engagement through humorous sound bites and personalized acknowledgments. Keywords: [ontario](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/ontario.md), cad, [baby-making karma](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/baby-making-karma.md), [douchebag](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/douchebag.md), [birthday](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/birthday.md) ### Douchebag Call-outs and Sleepless Knight Title - **Episode:** [1200: Hell Mouth](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1200-hell-mouth.md) - **Published:** 2019-12-20 - **Time:** 3:12:38–3:18:53 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1200-hell-mouth/chapter/douchebag-call-outs-and-sleepless-knight-title.md The hosts process several "douchebag" call-outs and knighthoods, including Sir Deanonymous and Sir Curtis the Sleepless Knight. The segment acknowledges dozens of producers contributing at the $50 level to support the milestone broadcast. Keywords: [douchebag](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/douchebag.md), [knighthood](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/knighthood.md), sussex, [maryland](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/maryland.md), [indiana](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/indiana.md) ### Sports Douchebag Policy, Packers vs. Bears Conflict - **Episode:** [1170: Generational Justce](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1170-generational-justce.md) - **Published:** 2019-09-08 - **Time:** 1:19:50–1:22:19 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1170-generational-justce/chapter/sports-douchebag-policy-packers-vs-bears-conflict.md A donor's attempt to call out a fellow producer as a "douchebag" over a football rivalry between the Green Bay Packers and Chicago Bears led to a policy clarification. The hosts reiterated that the show does not facilitate "douchebag call-outs" based on sports team preferences. They noted that professional athletes, including those on the Packers, likely do not listen to the program. Keywords: [green bay packers](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/green-bay-packers.md), [chicago bears](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/chicago-bears.md), john foley, [sports](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/sports.md), [douchebag](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/douchebag.md) ### Australian Exchange Rates and the Douchebag Beard - **Episode:** [1095: Yeah No](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1095-yeah-no.md) - **Published:** 2018-12-17 - **Time:** 1:25:12–1:32:00 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1095-yeah-no/chapter/australian-exchange-rates-and-the-douchebag-beard.md The "Australian Rules" for donations are explained, where the show provides full credit for Australian and Canadian dollars despite the exchange rate. A detailed anecdote from Sir Chris Wilson in Sydney describes being mistaken for a homeless person due to his "douchebag beard" and plaster-covered clothes. Keywords: [australia](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/australia.md), [exchange rate](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/exchange-rate.md), [chris wilson](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/chris-wilson.md), douchebag beard, [sydney](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/sydney.md) ### Producer Credits, Douchebag Callouts - **Episode:** [1080: 11 years](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1080-11-years.md) - **Published:** 2018-10-25 - **Time:** 2:16:57–2:27:00 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1080-11-years/chapter/producer-credits-douchebag-callouts.md A lengthy segment dedicated to acknowledging producers who donated at the $111.11 level. It includes health updates, such as Robert Gusek's spinal fusion surgery, and "douchebag" callouts for non-donating relatives requested by active producers. Keywords: jason denney, robert gusek, [spinal fusion](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/spinal-fusion.md), [douchebag](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/douchebag.md), [miami](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/miami.md) ### Marijuana Donors, Douchebag and De-Douching - **Episode:** [1016: Bong Rip](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1016-bong-rip.md) - **Published:** 2018-03-15 - **Time:** 2:07:03–2:12:45 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1016-bong-rip/chapter/marijuana-donors-douchebag-and-de-douching.md The hosts address a segment of the audience that spends money on marijuana but fails to donate to the show, labeling them "douchebags." They play audio of "bong rips" and read notes from producers seeking "de-douching" through new donations. Several donors are recognized for their contributions, including those from Colorado and Oregon. Keywords: [marijuana](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/marijuana.md), bong rip, [donation](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/donation.md), [douchebag](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/douchebag.md), [karma](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/karma.md) ### Paul Patrick Wicking, Black Knight of Contemporary Art - **Episode:** [991: Milkshake Duck](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/991-milkshake-duck.md) - **Published:** 2017-12-17 - **Time:** 1:06:25–1:10:29 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/991-milkshake-duck/chapter/paul-patrick-wicking-black-knight-of-contemporary-art.md Paul Patrick Wicking is knighted as Sir Wow Such Namaste, Black Knight of Contemporary Art, after a long-term donation pledge. His note includes a "de-douching" request for a colleague and a "call out" of an HR professional he describes as a "tool." The hosts grant him the title and perform the de-douching ceremony. Keywords: [venice](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/venice.md), [knighthood](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/knighthood.md), [black knight](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/black-knight.md), namaste, [hr](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/hr.md), [douchebag](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/douchebag.md) ### Tinder, Menprovement Initiative Campaign - **Episode:** [972: Menprovement](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/972-menprovement.md) - **Published:** 2017-10-12 - **Time:** 2:22:11–2:27:09 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/972-menprovement/chapter/tinder-menprovement-initiative-campaign.md Tinder launches the "Menprovement Initiative," a marketing campaign aimed at reducing the "douchebag factor" on the dating app. The hosts critique the campaign's use of stereotypes, noting that it labels 27% of day traders as douchebags, and argue that there is an equal demand for "douchebag women" on hookup services. Keywords: [tinder](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/tinder.md), menprovement, [dating apps](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/dating-apps.md), [douchebags](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/douchebags.md), day traders ### Attorney Jason Lewis, Macon Georgia and Douchebag Partners - **Episode:** [961: Big BRICS](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/961-big-brics.md) - **Published:** 2017-09-03 - **Time:** 2:16:39–2:26:01 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/961-big-brics/chapter/attorney-jason-lewis-macon-georgia-and-douchebag-partners.md Attorney Jason Lewis from Macon, Georgia, sent a donation and a note detailing how the show influenced his purchase of a Chevy Volt in 2012. He also requested "douchebag call outs" for several of his law partners. The hosts discuss the financial loss General Motors reportedly took on every Volt sold. Keywords: jason lewis, [macon georgia](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/macon-georgia.md), [chevy volt](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/chevy-volt.md), [attorney](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/attorney.md), douchebag call out, law firm ### Douchebag Callout, Media Manipulation Thesis - **Episode:** [948: Chow Hound](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/948-chow-hound.md) - **Published:** 2017-07-20 - **Time:** 1:26:07–1:29:37 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/948-chow-hound/chapter/douchebag-callout-media-manipulation-thesis.md A listener's donation included a "douchebag callout" intended to preempt a similar move by his wife, leading to a discussion on the show's core mission. The hosts reiterated that their thesis remains focused on analyzing the manipulation of the populace by globalist interests, regardless of which political party is in power. They addressed accusations of being "Trump apologists" by stating that their critical perspective on mainstream media has remained consistent since the Obama administration. Keywords: [rachel maddow](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/rachel-maddow.md), [globalism](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/globalism.md), [media manipulation](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/media-manipulation.md), trump apologists, douchebag check ### Gitmo Nation National Anthem, Douchebag of the Year - **Episode:** [947: Mix Tape](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/947-mix-tape.md) - **Published:** 2017-07-16 - **Time:** 8:03–12:02 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/947-mix-tape/chapter/gitmo-nation-national-anthem-douchebag-of-the-year.md The audio mix begins with the Gitmo Nation National Anthem and a satirical tribute to the "Douchebag of the Year." A voiceover parodying John Galt from Ayn Rand's Atlas Shrugged confers the "Seal of Atlas" upon the hosts for their audio programming. The segment establishes the show's recurring themes of opposing bureaucratic functionaries and promoting a "balanced news diet." Keywords: [gitmo nation](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/gitmo-nation.md), [national anthem](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/national-anthem.md), douchebag of the year, [john galt](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/john-galt.md), [atlas shrugged](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/atlas-shrugged.md) ### Douchebag Call-outs, Seth's Four Sevens, and Mark Klein - **Episode:** [941: Shmoo](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/941-shmoo.md) - **Published:** 2017-06-25 - **Time:** 2:16:15–2:19:50 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/941-shmoo/chapter/douchebag-call-outs-seth-s-four-sevens-and-mark-klein.md A graduate student named Seth sends a donation of $77.77 to "de-douche" himself after being called out by his best friend's mother. He uses the numerological power of "four sevens" to compensate for his limited budget. The hosts also clarify the identities of various donors named Mark, including Sir Mark K and Mark Klein. Keywords: [douchebag](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/douchebag.md), [seth](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/seth.md), [scottsdale](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/scottsdale.md), [scotland](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/scotland.md), [mark klein](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/mark-klein.md), [numerology](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/numerology.md) ### Etymology of Douchebag and Planned Parenthood Discussion - **Episode:** [939: Bigdala](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/939-bigdala.md) - **Published:** 2017-06-18 - **Time:** 1:17:52–1:22:50 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/939-bigdala/chapter/etymology-of-douchebag-and-planned-parenthood-discussion.md A letter from listener Linda Softer prompts a discussion on the etymology of the word "douchebag," which she initially found sexist but later embraced after researching its literal meaning as an irrigation tool. 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