# Dog Walking on The No Agenda Show

Dog Walking comes up in 7 chapters across 7 episodes of The No Agenda Show, from December 2009 to July 2026.

- **Chapters:** 7
- **Episodes:** 7
- **Discussed:** December 2009 – July 2026
- **Related topics:** [Australia](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/australia.md), [Colorado Springs](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/colorado-springs.md), [Covid-19](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/covid-19.md), [Exit Strategy](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/exit-strategy.md), [Fines](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/fines.md), [Globalism](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/globalism.md), [Illinois](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/illinois.md), [Jeff Smith](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/jeff-smith.md), [Lubricant](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/lubricant.md), [M5m](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/m5m.md)

## Chapters 1–7 of 7

### Ash and Kat, Toronto Dog Walks and Curmudgeon Appeal

- **Episode:** [1888: In The Mourning](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1888-in-the-mourning.md)
- **Published:** 2026-07-24
- **Time:** 2:37:35–2:40:08
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1888-in-the-mourning/chapter/ash-and-kat-toronto-dog-walks-and-curmudgeon-appeal.md

Ash and Kat from Toronto donated $333.33, noting that the podcast became their primary source for world events during the lockdowns. While Kat was initially hesitant about John C. Dvorak's persona, she eventually embraced his "cranky old curmudgeon" style and now plans to start a local meetup. The couple credited the show for helping them see through mainstream media narratives.

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### COVID Dog Shampoo and Globalist Sync Rights

- **Episode:** [1786: Best Exit Strategies](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1786-best-exit-strategies.md)
- **Published:** 2025-07-31
- **Time:** 1:11:28–1:12:59
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1786-best-exit-strategies/chapter/covid-dog-shampoo-and-globalist-sync-rights.md

A discussion on the theory that COVID-19 can be carried on dog fur leads to a joke about "COVID dog shampoo." The hosts also mention licensing a "Build Back Better" song by Jeff Smith to globalist organizations for lucrative "sync rights."

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### Roger Stone Parody, Baby Hitler, Show Outro

- **Episode:** [1107: Carbon Budget](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1107-carbon-budget.md)
- **Published:** 2019-01-27
- **Time:** 2:40:28–2:46:37
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1107-carbon-budget/chapter/roger-stone-parody-baby-hitler-show-outro.md

The show concludes with a musical parody about Roger Stone's arrest and a series of clips featuring Nancy Pelosi and Donald Trump. A bizarre recurring theme regarding "Baby Hitler" and whether pro-life individuals would kill him is featured in the closing mix. The hosts sign off with their traditional "adios mofos" as the "war on alternative media" clip plays.

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### Dog Walking App Scandal and WD-40 Confusion

- **Episode:** [1064: Post Racial](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1064-post-racial.md)
- **Published:** 2018-09-02
- **Time:** 2:23:04–2:26:36
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1064-post-racial/chapter/dog-walking-app-scandal-and-wd-40-confusion.md

A Colorado Springs homeowner discovered two shirtless men on his couch and a camcorder after using a popular dog-walking app. The sitter claimed a bottle of personal lubricant found on the scene was actually WD-40 used to fix a stuck car key. The homeowner's dog was found locked in a room, highlighting the risks of gig-economy home services.

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### Oysteinberge, Rotterdam, and Knight of the Iguana

- **Episode:** [976: 10th Anniversary](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/976-10th-anniversary.md)
- **Published:** 2017-10-27
- **Time:** 2:17:16–2:20:40
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/976-10th-anniversary/chapter/oysteinberge-rotterdam-and-knight-of-the-iguana.md

Oysteinberge from Rotterdam receives a shout-out in Dutch, requesting a goat scream and jobs karma. Jennifer Ranck's husband is knighted as the Knight of the Iguana, a title reflecting his role as the family dog walker. The segment also mentions "Cam the Canadian" as a prolific recruiter for the show's audience.

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### Kane County Dog Walking Licenses, Illinois Regulation

- **Episode:** [294: Choking the Puffin](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/294-choking-the-puffin.md)
- **Published:** 2011-04-10
- **Time:** 30:33–34:08
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/294-choking-the-puffin/chapter/kane-county-dog-walking-licenses-illinois-regulation.md

A new regulation in Kane County, Illinois, reportedly requires residents to pay $40 per year for a permit to use off-leash dog parks. The report claims owners must wear a physical tag around their necks while walking their dogs, which the hosts cite as an example of excessive government control over "slaves."

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### Australia Animal Protection Laws, Mandatory Dog Walking

- **Episode:** [154: Amanda Knox Knockers](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/154-amanda-knox-knockers.md)
- **Published:** 2009-12-06
- **Time:** 31:20–33:37
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/154-amanda-knox-knockers/chapter/australia-animal-protection-laws-mandatory-dog-walking.md

New legislation in Australia enforced by the RSPCA reportedly mandates that dog owners must walk their pets daily or face fines of up to $12,000 and five years in jail. The discussion critiques the law's impact on elderly or invalid owners and mentions the growth of Australian activist groups like Get Up and 350.org.

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