# Disneyland on The No Agenda Show Disneyland comes up in 25 chapters across 25 episodes of The No Agenda Show, from June 2008 to July 2026. - **Chapters:** 25 - **Episodes:** 25 - **Discussed:** June 2008 – July 2026 - **Related topics:** [Abc](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/abc.md), [Homelessness](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/homelessness.md), [California](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/california.md), [Haunted Mansion](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/haunted-mansion.md), [Pirates Of The Caribbean](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/pirates-of-the-caribbean.md), [Satire](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/satire.md), [Animatronics](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/animatronics.md), [Christmas](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/christmas.md), [Club 33](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/club-33.md), [Measles](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/measles.md) ## Chapters 1–20 of 25 ### Club 33 and No Agenda Theater of the Mind - **Episode:** [1888: In The Mourning](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1888-in-the-mourning.md) - **Published:** 2026-07-24 - **Time:** 38:05–40:53 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1888-in-the-mourning/chapter/club-33-and-no-agenda-theater-of-the-mind.md Adam Curry explains why the show never transitioned to video, citing Dvorak's belief in the "theater of the mind." This philosophy is illustrated by a classic clip of Dvorak performing a "Club 33" routine, where he improvised a strip club announcer persona. The segment highlights Dvorak's ability to create vivid, often absurd, characters and scenarios using only his voice and off-the-cuff imagination. Keywords: [club 33](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/club-33.md), [disneyland](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/disneyland.md), [sound effects](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/sound-effects.md), [theater of the mind](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/theater-of-the-mind.md), amber ### Lindsey Graham, Disneyland Bubble Wand Controversy - **Episode:** [1856: CIS Lunar](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1856-cis-lunar.md) - **Published:** 2026-04-02 - **Time:** 56:50–59:10 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1856-cis-lunar/chapter/lindsey-graham-disneyland-bubble-wand-controversy.md Senator Lindsey Graham drew social media attention after being photographed at Disneyland carrying a "Princess Ariel" bubble wand. Critics and media outlets like TMZ questioned the image, noting Graham was visiting the park without children. Graham later attempted to counter the "un-butch" image by posting photos of himself shooting clay pigeons in South Carolina. Keywords: [lindsey graham](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/lindsey-graham.md), [disneyland](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/disneyland.md), ariel bubble wand, [south carolina](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/south-carolina.md), [young turks](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/young-turks.md), [tmz](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/tmz.md) ### Disneyland Christmas, Holiday Ride Overhauls - **Episode:** [1828: No Agenda Christmas 2025](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1828-no-agenda-christmas-2025.md) - **Published:** 2025-12-25 - **Time:** 38:21–41:34 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1828-no-agenda-christmas-2025/chapter/disneyland-christmas-holiday-ride-overhauls.md A host recounts visiting Disneyland on Christmas Day, noting that the park was at maximum capacity and required the fire marshal to restrict entry. They describe how rides like the Haunted Mansion and "It's a Small World" receive complete holiday overhauls with new storylines and music. Other attractions, such as Pirates of the Caribbean and the Jungle Cruise, are decorated with seasonal props and Santa suits for the animals. Keywords: [disneyland](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/disneyland.md), [haunted mansion](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/haunted-mansion.md), it's a small world, [pirates of the caribbean](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/pirates-of-the-caribbean.md), fire marshal, [christmas](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/christmas.md) ### Disneyland Homelessness Experience Ride - **Episode:** [1786: Best Exit Strategies](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1786-best-exit-strategies.md) - **Published:** 2025-07-31 - **Time:** 45:45–48:42 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1786-best-exit-strategies/chapter/disneyland-homelessness-experience-ride.md A satirical proposal for a Disneyland-style ride based on the "homelessness experience" is detailed. The ride would feature animatronic encampments, "rivers of pee," and virtual reality headsets that simulate the smell of waste, ending with a message about social evolution. Keywords: [disneyland](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/disneyland.md), [pirates of the caribbean](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/pirates-of-the-caribbean.md), [vr](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/vr.md), [homelessness](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/homelessness.md), [animatronics](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/animatronics.md), [exit strategy](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/exit-strategy.md) ### Danish Satirical Petition to Buy California - **Episode:** [1738: Swasticars](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1738-swasticars.md) - **Published:** 2025-02-13 - **Time:** 1:18:53–1:21:14 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1738-swasticars/chapter/danish-satirical-petition-to-buy-california.md In a tongue-in-cheek response to U.S. interest in Greenland, a Danish petition to buy California from the United States garnered 200,000 signatures. The satirical proposal includes renaming Disneyland to "Hans Christian Andersen Land" and introducing universal healthcare to the state. The website mocks President Trump's previous criticisms of California's leadership. Keywords: [denmark](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/denmark.md), [california](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/california.md), [satire](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/satire.md), [greenland](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/greenland.md), [disneyland](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/disneyland.md) ### Federal Contractor Vaccine Mandates, Disneyland Mask Policy - **Episode:** [1369: COVID Roulette](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1369-covid-roulette.md) - **Published:** 2021-08-01 - **Time:** 1:00:56–1:04:34 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1369-covid-roulette/chapter/federal-contractor-vaccine-mandates-disneyland-mask-policy.md President Joe Biden announced that approximately 4 million federal workers and contractors must be vaccinated or undergo regular testing, effectively creating a large-scale mandate. Following this, major entities including Disneyland and Walmart reinstated indoor mask requirements for all guests and employees regardless of vaccination status. Keywords: [vaccine mandates](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/vaccine-mandates.md), [federal contractors](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/federal-contractors.md), [disneyland](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/disneyland.md), [walmart](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/walmart.md), [joe biden](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/joe-biden.md), [masks](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/masks.md) ### California Theme Park COVID-19 Screaming Restrictions - **Episode:** [1330: Cattle-lyst Converter](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1330-cattle-lyst-converter.md) - **Published:** 2021-03-20 - **Time:** 2:52–5:24 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1330-cattle-lyst-converter/chapter/california-theme-park-covid-19-screaming-restrictions.md California theme parks including Disneyland and Knott's Berry Farm are implementing new COVID-19 safety guidelines that discourage screaming on roller coasters to prevent the spread of droplets. The California Attractions and Parks Association supports the plan, citing concerns over sputum and aerosol transmission. Skepticism is raised regarding why nasal swabs are required for testing if the virus is primarily spread through oral emissions. Keywords: [california](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/california.md), [disneyland](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/disneyland.md), knotts berry farm, [covid-19](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/covid-19.md), screaming, aerosol transmission ### California Theme Park Reopening Restrictions, Media Network Ownership - **Episode:** [1288: Croaker](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1288-croaker.md) - **Published:** 2020-10-22 - **Time:** 9:31–13:09 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1288-croaker/chapter/california-theme-park-reopening-restrictions-media-network-ownership.md California's easing of theme park restrictions excludes major parks like Disneyland and Universal Studios, while smaller parks like Great America are permitted to open. The discrepancy is attributed to the ownership of these parks by major television networks NBC and ABC, suggesting potential political intimidation or strong-arm tactics by the state government. Keywords: [disneyland](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/disneyland.md), [universal studios](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/universal-studios.md), [gavin newsom](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/gavin-newsom.md), [nbc](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/nbc.md), [abc](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/abc.md), [california](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/california.md) ### Bob Iger, Disney's Relationship with China - **Episode:** [1236: WhoTube](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1236-whotube.md) - **Published:** 2020-04-26 - **Time:** 55:13–59:20 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1236-whotube/chapter/bob-iger-disney-s-relationship-with-china.md A Disney+ documentary details Bob Iger's personal efforts to open Shanghai Disneyland and his emotional meetings with Xi Jinping. The analysis suggests Iger's resignation as CEO was timed to avoid the fallout of Disney's heavy dependence on the Chinese market. Keywords: [bob iger](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/bob-iger.md), [disney](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/disney.md), [xi jinping](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/xi-jinping.md), shanghai disneyland, [disney plus](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/disney-plus.md) ### Homelessness Experience Theme Park Ride Concept - **Episode:** [1201: John's Story Time](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1201-john-s-story-time.md) - **Published:** 2019-12-26 - **Time:** 1:14:08–1:17:25 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1201-john-s-story-time/chapter/homelessness-experience-theme-park-ride-concept.md A satirical concept for a Disneyland-style ride based on the "homelessness experience" is proposed. The idea includes a "Pirates of the Caribbean" version with animatronics and a "river of pee," or a cheaper VR version that uses fans to blow the smell of waste in the faces of participants to build "empathy." Keywords: [disneyland](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/disneyland.md), [pirates of the caribbean](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/pirates-of-the-caribbean.md), [virtual reality](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/virtual-reality.md), [homelessness](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/homelessness.md), [satire](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/satire.md) ### Ken Nordine Word Jazz and Tom Waits Impressions - **Episode:** [1200: Hell Mouth](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1200-hell-mouth.md) - **Published:** 2019-12-20 - **Time:** 2:08:42–2:10:16 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1200-hell-mouth/chapter/ken-nordine-word-jazz-and-tom-waits-impressions.md The hosts identify Ken Nordine as the "Word Jazz" artist whose style resembles a Tom Waits impression. They also clarify the identity of the voice actor for the former Monsanto exhibit at Disneyland, Paul Frees. Keywords: ken nordine, word jazz, tom waits, [disneyland](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/disneyland.md), [voice acting](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/voice-acting.md) ### Outro, Straight Pride Parade Song and Gitmo Nation Anthem - **Episode:** [1170: Generational Justce](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1170-generational-justce.md) - **Published:** 2019-09-08 - **Time:** 2:45:35–2:52:42 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1170-generational-justce/chapter/outro-straight-pride-parade-song-and-gitmo-nation-anthem.md The show concluded with a musical montage featuring a song about the Straight Pride Parade and a satirical "homelessness experience" ride at Disneyland. Final thoughts touched on the "weasel words" used in the Brexit debate and the "heist" of the British democratic process. The episode ended with the Gitmo Nation National Anthem and a sign-off from Opportunity Zone 33. Keywords: straight pride, [disneyland](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/disneyland.md), [homelessness](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/homelessness.md), [brexit](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/brexit.md), [gitmo nation](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/gitmo-nation.md), [anthem](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/anthem.md) ### Homelessness Experience Theme Park Concept - **Episode:** [1169: Hockeystick Hoax](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1169-hockeystick-hoax.md) - **Published:** 2019-09-05 - **Time:** 58:01–1:01:16 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1169-hockeystick-hoax/chapter/homelessness-experience-theme-park-concept.md In a satirical segment, the hosts brainstorm a "Homelessness Experience" ride for Disney World, modeled after Pirates of the Caribbean. The concept includes animatronic encampments, "rivers of pee," and virtual reality simulations of urban decay. The ride would conclude with a "politician" section where guests are told that more housing is the only solution. Keywords: [disneyland](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/disneyland.md), [homelessness](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/homelessness.md), [virtual reality](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/virtual-reality.md), [animatronics](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/animatronics.md), [satire](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/satire.md), theme park ### North Korea Tourism and Michael Palin Documentary - **Episode:** [1065: Flux Capacitator](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1065-flux-capacitator.md) - **Published:** 2018-09-02 - **Time:** 2:44:05–2:48:13 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1065-flux-capacitator/chapter/north-korea-tourism-and-michael-palin-documentary.md Michael Palin of Monty Python reported on North Korea's efforts to build massive tourist resorts and empty airports in anticipation of opening up to the world. Palin noted that North Korean officials have studied Disneyland Paris for design inspiration. The hosts claim this confirms their long-standing theory that the Kim regime is pivoting toward becoming a high-end tourist destination for survival. Keywords: [north korea](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/north-korea.md), michael palin, [tourism](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/tourism.md), [disneyland paris](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/disneyland-paris.md), [pyongyang](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/pyongyang.md), resorts ### Christmas at Disneyland and The Blue Bayou Experience - **Episode:** [890: Factivist](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/890-factivist.md) - **Published:** 2016-12-29 - **Time:** 51:08–56:02 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/890-factivist/chapter/christmas-at-disneyland-and-the-blue-bayou-experience.md John Dvorak recounts his Christmas visit to Disneyland, noting the extreme crowds and the holiday-themed overlays for rides like the Haunted Mansion and "It's a Small World." He describes the logistical challenges of the park reaching capacity and provides a negative review of The Blue Bayou restaurant, citing poor lighting and lack of privacy from passing ride boats. Keywords: [disneyland](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/disneyland.md), [christmas](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/christmas.md), [haunted mansion](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/haunted-mansion.md), it's a small world, blue bayou, [club 33](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/club-33.md) ### San Francisco Probation Officer's Disneyland Arrest and Sign-off - **Episode:** [734: Peak Oil II](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/734-peak-oil-ii.md) - **Published:** 2015-06-28 - **Time:** 2:40:56–2:44:59 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/734-peak-oil-ii/chapter/san-francisco-probation-officer-s-disneyland-arrest-and-sign-off.md A San Francisco youth probation officer was arrested after leaving a fanny pack containing a handgun and 45 grams of cocaine in a Disneyland hotel room. The show concludes with a montage of clips and a reminder of the upcoming Thursday broadcast from Europe. Keywords: [san francisco](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/san-francisco.md), [disneyland](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/disneyland.md), [cocaine](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cocaine.md), [law enforcement](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/law-enforcement.md), fanny pack ### Measles Outbreak, Vaccine Mandates, 2016 Political Strategy - **Episode:** [693: Kunzite](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/693-kunzite.md) - **Published:** 2015-02-05 - **Time:** 1:14:17–1:20:00 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/693-kunzite/chapter/measles-outbreak-vaccine-mandates-2016-political-strategy.md The sudden media explosion regarding the measles outbreak at Disneyland is analyzed as a political tool for the 2016 election. The hosts argue the issue is being used to "kookify" Republican candidates like Rand Paul and Chris Christie by forcing them into debates about science and government mandates. Keywords: [measles](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/measles.md), [disneyland](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/disneyland.md), [rand paul](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/rand-paul.md), [chris christie](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/chris-christie.md), [ben carson](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/ben-carson.md), [vaccines](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/vaccines.md) ### Disneyland Measles Outbreak, NBC vs. ABC and Network Wars - **Episode:** [687: Cyber Caliphate](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/687-cyber-caliphate.md) - **Published:** 2015-01-15 - **Time:** 2:31:15–2:34:50 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/687-cyber-caliphate/chapter/disneyland-measles-outbreak-nbc-vs-abc-and-network-wars.md NBC News reported on a measles outbreak at Disneyland, which the hosts interpret as a direct attack on ABC (owned by Disney). They suggest this breaks a "gentleman's agreement" where networks avoid criticizing each other's parent companies. The report by Brian Williams is seen as a potential opening shot in an "internecine war" between media conglomerates, possibly related to the Comcast-Time Warner merger. 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Rogers described the training grounds in Eastern Syria as "Jihadi Disneyland," where thousands of Western passport holders are allegedly receiving combat training. Blitzer is criticized for attempting to lead the witness into blaming Edward Snowden for intelligence failures. 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