# Customs on The No Agenda Show

Customs comes up in 133 chapters across 121 episodes of The No Agenda Show, from November 2007 to August 2026.

- **Chapters:** 133
- **Episodes:** 121
- **Discussed:** November 2007 – August 2026
- **Related topics:** [Customer Service](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/customer-service.md), [Global Entry](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/global-entry.md), [China](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/china.md), [Tsa](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/tsa.md), [Secondary Screening](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/secondary-screening.md), [Department Of Homeland Security](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/department-of-homeland-security.md), [Jfk Airport](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/jfk-airport.md), [Amsterdam](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/amsterdam.md), [At&t](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/at-t.md), [Biometrics](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/biometrics.md)

## Chapters 1–20 of 133

### Vaping Culture, Customs Inspection Anecdote

- **Episode:** [1898: Goofy Foot](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1898-goofy-foot.md)
- **Published:** 2026-08-27
- **Time:** 1:41:49–1:45:35
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1898-goofy-foot/chapter/vaping-culture-customs-inspection-anecdote.md

The hosts discuss their shared interest in vaping and the technical aspects of building coils using "Cotton Bacon." Adam Curry recounts a humorous customs inspection in Minneapolis where agents mistook his vaping cotton for an agricultural meat product.

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### DHS Secretary Mullins Threatens Sanctuary Cities' International Airports

- **Episode:** [1859: Splashdown](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1859-splashdown.md)
- **Published:** 2026-04-12
- **Time:** 1:44:07–1:45:51
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1859-splashdown/chapter/dhs-secretary-mullins-threatens-sanctuary-cities-international-airports.md

Department of Homeland Security Secretary Mark Mullins suggested that the federal government may stop processing customs at international airports located in "sanctuary cities." Mullins argued that if cities refuse to partner with federal immigration enforcement, the government should prioritize resources for cities that do comply. This policy could potentially force international flights to be rerouted from major hubs like Los Angeles and New York to cities like Dallas or Minneapolis.

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### US Border Protection, Social Media Screening for Tourists

- **Episode:** [1824: Battle Rhythm](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1824-battle-rhythm.md)
- **Published:** 2025-12-11
- **Time:** 28:17–35:49
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1824-battle-rhythm/chapter/us-border-protection-social-media-screening-for-tourists.md

U.S. Customs and Border Protection has proposed making social media handles mandatory for tourists entering under the ESTA visa waiver program. The proposal seeks five years of social media history to screen for hostility toward the U.S. government or extremist affiliations. The hosts discuss the potential impact on international visitors and the complexity of implementing such a policy.

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### De Minimis Exemption, International Shipping Scams

- **Episode:** [1795: Dead Feathered](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1795-dead-feathered.md)
- **Published:** 2025-08-31
- **Time:** 1:12:14–1:17:43
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1795-dead-feathered/chapter/de-minimis-exemption-international-shipping-scams.md

The U.S. has ended the $800 duty-free "de minimis" exemption for international parcels, leading to increased paperwork and higher costs for consumers. A listener reports paying nearly double the price for a Chinese joystick part due to new tariffs and fees. The hosts also warn of Instagram scams where sellers claim to be going out of business to lure buyers into purchasing low-quality goods from China.

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### EU-US Trade, New Customs Duties

- **Episode:** [1793: Retribution](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1793-retribution.md)
- **Published:** 2025-08-24
- **Time:** 1:47:46–1:49:13
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1793-retribution/chapter/eu-us-trade-new-customs-duties.md

The European Union and the United States have reached a compromise on trade, implementing new customs duties to avoid a full-scale trade war. The agreement sets a maximum duty of 15% on various EU exports, a move intended to protect millions of jobs in European small and medium enterprises. European officials defended the deal as a necessary step to maintain economic stability.

Keywords: [european union](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/european-union.md), [trade deal](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/trade-deal.md), [tariffs](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/tariffs.md), customs duties, [manufacturing](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/manufacturing.md)

### Impact of Trump Reciprocal Tariffs

- **Episode:** [1788: chatJCD](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1788-chatjcd.md)
- **Published:** 2025-08-07
- **Time:** 2:34:23–2:38:12
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1788-chatjcd/chapter/impact-of-trump-reciprocal-tariffs.md

The U.S. has begun enforcing broad reciprocal tariffs, raising the average rate from 2% to 15%. While allies like Japan and the EU have accepted 15% rates, India faces 50% tariffs due to Russian oil purchases. The program has generated over $150 billion in revenue by July, though critics warn of higher consumer prices.

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### Customs Detention, Drug Money Karma

- **Episode:** [1775: Boomer Benefits](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1775-boomer-benefits.md)
- **Published:** 2025-06-22
- **Time:** 2:26:27–2:30:36
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1775-boomer-benefits/chapter/customs-detention-drug-money-karma.md

Dame Kicking and Screaming shares a harrowing story of being detained and strip-searched by U.S. Customs while driving a used Ford Transit from Mexico to Waco, Texas. A drug-sniffing dog alerted to the vehicle, leading to a full search that uncovered a wad of cash under $10,000 but no drugs. She donated a portion of the "dirty drug dollars" to the show to cleanse the money's karma.

Keywords: us customs, drug mule, [mexico](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/mexico.md), [waco](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/waco.md), ford transit, k-9 unit, [karma](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/karma.md)

### Nicolas Sarkozy Corruption Conviction, Customer Service Surveys

- **Episode:** [1773: Two Beards](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1773-two-beards.md)
- **Published:** 2025-06-15
- **Time:** 2:52:36–2:58:29
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1773-two-beards/chapter/nicolas-sarkozy-corruption-conviction-customer-service-surveys.md

Former French President Nicolas Sarkozy has been stripped of the Legion d'honneur following his conviction for bribing a judge. The conversation then shifts to the ubiquity and perceived corruption of customer service surveys. The hosts share personal anecdotes about car dealerships and mobile phone stores where employees plead for five-star ratings to avoid commission penalties, arguing that such practices render the feedback systems meaningless.

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### Global Entry, Facial Recognition, Surveillance Future

- **Episode:** [1759: Eat The Babies](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1759-eat-the-babies.md)
- **Published:** 2025-04-27
- **Time:** 3:04:21–3:06:41
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1759-eat-the-babies/chapter/global-entry-facial-recognition-surveillance-future.md

Adam Curry shares his experience using Global Entry, noting that the system now relies almost entirely on facial recognition rather than physical cards. He describes the seamless but "disgusting" process of being identified by cameras and cleared by customs without showing ID. The hosts argue that Real ID is a precursor to a broader, mandatory facial recognition tracking system for all citizens.

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### Amazon Nova AI and Call Center Frustration

- **Episode:** [1754: Yippy](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1754-yippy.md)
- **Published:** 2025-04-10
- **Time:** 1:27:51–1:29:47
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1754-yippy/chapter/amazon-nova-ai-and-call-center-frustration.md

Amazon's new Nova AI for voice is demonstrated in a customer support scenario, highlighting the awkward pauses and robotic nature of AI-driven help desks. The technology is criticized for being less effective than human operators, with comparisons made to AT&T's similarly frustrating automated systems.

Keywords: [amazon](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/amazon.md), nova ai, [call centers](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/call-centers.md), customer support, [at&t](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/at-t.md)

### Customer Service Failures of Agentic AI Bots

- **Episode:** [1749: Gynocracy](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1749-gynocracy.md)
- **Published:** 2025-03-23
- **Time:** 2:32:23–2:36:27
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1749-gynocracy/chapter/customer-service-failures-of-agentic-ai-bots.md

A personal anecdote regarding a dress order highlights the limitations of current "agentic" AI in retail customer service. The automated bot initially refused a refund for an out-of-stock item, only for a human-like intervention to resolve the issue, suggesting that many AI bots lack the "empathy" required for effective retail.

Keywords: [agentic ai](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/agentic-ai.md), [chatbots](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/chatbots.md), [customer service](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/customer-service.md), [retail](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/retail.md), [machine learning](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/machine-learning.md)

### Customer Service and the WHO Chatbot Sarah

- **Episode:** [1680: Seismic Sundae](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1680-seismic-sundae.md)
- **Published:** 2024-07-25
- **Time:** 2:08:00–2:11:26
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1680-seismic-sundae/chapter/customer-service-and-the-who-chatbot-sarah.md

The importance of human customer service is highlighted by the historical success of WordPerfect, which thrived due to its accessible support staff. This is contrasted with the World Health Organization's new chatbot, "Sarah," which provides generic health advice. A 2022 HHS study found that 2% of ER patients suffer harm from misdiagnosis, raising questions about whether AI will improve or worsen these statistics.

Keywords: wordperfect, [customer service](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/customer-service.md), [who](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/who.md), [sarah](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/sarah.md), [chatbot](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/chatbot.md), [misdiagnosis](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/misdiagnosis.md)

### Frontier Fiber Outage and Customer Service

- **Episode:** [1677: Donald Duck!](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1677-donald-duck.md)
- **Published:** 2024-07-14
- **Time:** 2:19:48–2:22:01
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1677-donald-duck/chapter/frontier-fiber-outage-and-customer-service.md

A personal anecdote describes a frustrating eight-hour fiber optic outage with provider Frontier. The host details the process of navigating automated chatbots and "dot-dot-dot" bubbles before finally getting an agent to acknowledge a local outage that was initially denied.

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### Texas Border Conflict, Governor Abbott Invokes Invasion Authority

- **Episode:** [1629: Sunflower Kids](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1629-sunflower-kids.md)
- **Published:** 2024-01-28
- **Time:** 3:14
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1629-sunflower-kids/chapter/texas-border-conflict-governor-abbott-invokes-invasion-authority.md

Governor Greg Abbott invoked constitutional authority to protect Texas from what he termed an invasion, following record-high encounters of 302,000 migrants at the southern border in December. Attorney General Ken Paxton issued a formal response to Washington D.C. demanding proof of federal authority to seize state property at Eagle Pass. Twenty-five Republican governors have signaled support for Texas, with some offering to deploy National Guard troops to assist state law enforcement.

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### Schiphol VIP Center, Royal Treatment in Amsterdam

- **Episode:** [1581: Quippy](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1581-quippy.md)
- **Published:** 2023-08-13
- **Time:** 9:44–12:53
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1581-quippy/chapter/schiphol-vip-center-royal-treatment-in-amsterdam.md

A detailed account describes a VIP arrival service at Schiphol Airport, involving a private escort from the jetway to an Audi limousine. The experience included private military customs clearance and access to the VIP Center, which features royal memorabilia and high-end catering. The summary notes the presence of gold leaf on breakfast items and the luxury of the "canal house" suite.

Keywords: [schiphol airport](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/schiphol-airport.md), vip center, audi limousine, [queen máxima](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/queen-maxima.md), gold leaf, [customs](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/customs.md)

### Chinese Forced Labor and Air Shipping Loopholes

- **Episode:** [1559: COBALT](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1559-cobalt.md)
- **Published:** 2023-05-28
- **Time:** 16:27–21:28
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1559-cobalt/chapter/chinese-forced-labor-and-air-shipping-loopholes.md

Congressional testimony highlights a significant gap in U.S. Customs oversight, as 43% of import value arrives via air or land where data is not publicly published. The "de minimis" loophole allows over two million packages a day to enter the U.S. from China without meaningful inspection, potentially facilitating the entry of fentanyl and goods produced by forced labor. One host recounts personal experience with the surprisingly low cost of air shipping from China compared to other regions.

Keywords: chinese forced labor, [customs and border protection](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/customs-and-border-protection.md), de minimis loophole, [fedex](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/fedex.md), air cargo

### British Telecom Job Cuts, AI Customer Service Replacement

- **Episode:** [1557: Stern & Wrinkled](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1557-stern-wrinkled.md)
- **Published:** 2023-05-21
- **Time:** 57:32–1:00:28
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1557-stern-wrinkled/chapter/british-telecom-job-cuts-ai-customer-service-replacement.md

British Telecom (BT) announced plans to cut 55,000 jobs by 2030, with approximately 10,000 positions expected to be replaced by artificial intelligence. CEO Philip Janssen stated that AI tools like GPT are now capable of handling customer service tasks traditionally performed by humans. This move is part of a broader trend in the tech industry to reduce "bloated" staff as interest rates rise and free money disappears.

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### Richard Dreyfuss ISO, Spectrum Cable Cancellation Rant

- **Episode:** [1554: The Verger](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1554-the-verger.md)
- **Published:** 2023-05-11
- **Time:** 2:20:52–2:26:07
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1554-the-verger/chapter/richard-dreyfuss-iso-spectrum-cable-cancellation-rant.md

The hosts test new "In Search Of" (ISO) soundbites, including a clip of Richard Dreyfuss saying "they make me vomit." One host recounts a frustrating 20-minute ordeal trying to cancel Spectrum cable service, contrasting it with a positive, five-minute experience canceling a Verizon dongle. They criticize the "shameful" retention questionnaires used by cable companies.

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### US Pre-Clearance, Airline Vaccine Checks

- **Episode:** [1518: Q-Yoga](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1518-q-yoga.md)
- **Published:** 2023-01-05
- **Time:** 1:21:08–1:23:51
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1518-q-yoga/chapter/us-pre-clearance-airline-vaccine-checks.md

A traveler from Ireland reports that despite the official US vaccine mandate, they were never asked for proof of vaccination during the pre-clearance process in Dublin. The enforcement of the mandate appears to rely on individual airlines rather than US Customs and Border Protection. Pre-clearance allows travelers to complete immigration and customs inspections before departing for the United States.

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### Nigerian Customs Seizure, Donkey Penises

- **Episode:** [1484: Do It For Ukraine](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1484-do-it-for-ukraine.md)
- **Published:** 2022-09-08
- **Time:** 1:50:43–1:52:09
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1484-do-it-for-ukraine/chapter/nigerian-customs-seizure-donkey-penises.md

Customs officials in Lagos, Nigeria, intercepted a shipment of 7,000 donkey penises destined for Hong Kong, China. The animal parts were discovered in 16 sacks at the airport. The seizure highlights the illegal trade in animal genitals, which are often used in traditional medicine or as delicacies in certain markets.

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