# Customs And Border Protection on The No Agenda Show

Customs And Border Protection comes up in 20 chapters across 20 episodes of The No Agenda Show, from November 2007 to December 2025.

- **Chapters:** 20
- **Episodes:** 20
- **Discussed:** November 2007 – December 2025
- **Related topics:** [Global Entry](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/global-entry.md), [Esta](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/esta.md), [Jfk Airport](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/jfk-airport.md), [Secondary Screening](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/secondary-screening.md), [Atlanta Airport](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/atlanta-airport.md), [China](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/china.md), [Mtv](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/mtv.md), [Passport](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/passport.md), [Passport Control](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/passport-control.md), [Tsa](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/tsa.md)

## Chapters 1–20 of 20

### US Border Protection, Social Media Screening for Tourists

- **Episode:** [1824: Battle Rhythm](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1824-battle-rhythm.md)
- **Published:** 2025-12-11
- **Time:** 28:17–35:49
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1824-battle-rhythm/chapter/us-border-protection-social-media-screening-for-tourists.md

U.S. Customs and Border Protection has proposed making social media handles mandatory for tourists entering under the ESTA visa waiver program. The proposal seeks five years of social media history to screen for hostility toward the U.S. government or extremist affiliations. The hosts discuss the potential impact on international visitors and the complexity of implementing such a policy.

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### Texas Border Conflict, Governor Abbott Invokes Invasion Authority

- **Episode:** [1629: Sunflower Kids](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1629-sunflower-kids.md)
- **Published:** 2024-01-28
- **Time:** 3:14
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1629-sunflower-kids/chapter/texas-border-conflict-governor-abbott-invokes-invasion-authority.md

Governor Greg Abbott invoked constitutional authority to protect Texas from what he termed an invasion, following record-high encounters of 302,000 migrants at the southern border in December. Attorney General Ken Paxton issued a formal response to Washington D.C. demanding proof of federal authority to seize state property at Eagle Pass. Twenty-five Republican governors have signaled support for Texas, with some offering to deploy National Guard troops to assist state law enforcement.

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### Chinese Forced Labor and Air Shipping Loopholes

- **Episode:** [1559: COBALT](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1559-cobalt.md)
- **Published:** 2023-05-28
- **Time:** 16:27–21:28
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1559-cobalt/chapter/chinese-forced-labor-and-air-shipping-loopholes.md

Congressional testimony highlights a significant gap in U.S. Customs oversight, as 43% of import value arrives via air or land where data is not publicly published. The "de minimis" loophole allows over two million packages a day to enter the U.S. from China without meaningful inspection, potentially facilitating the entry of fentanyl and goods produced by forced labor. One host recounts personal experience with the surprisingly low cost of air shipping from China compared to other regions.

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### Uyghur Forced Labor, Human Hair Seizures

- **Episode:** [1260: Pre-Decisional](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1260-pre-decisional.md)
- **Published:** 2020-07-16
- **Time:** 1:09:43–1:16:14
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1260-pre-decisional/chapter/uyghur-forced-labor-human-hair-seizures.md

Roushan Abbas, leader of the Campaign for the Uyghurs, detailed the detention of millions in Chinese concentration camps and their use in forced labor. U.S. Customs recently seized 13 tons of human hair products believed to be harvested from Uyghur prisoners, implicating global brands like Nike and Apple in the supply chain.

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### Border Harassment Claims, Laura Poitras, and Surveillance

- **Episode:** [1207: Imminent Threat](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1207-imminent-threat.md)
- **Published:** 2020-01-16
- **Time:** 1:40:34–1:45:01
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1207-imminent-threat/chapter/border-harassment-claims-laura-poitras-and-surveillance.md

The co-directors of the Cambridge Analytica documentary claim they are frequently detained for hours by Customs and Border Protection when entering the U.S. at JFK Airport. These claims mirror previous stories from filmmaker Laura Poitras regarding government harassment of whistleblowers. The hosts express skepticism, suggesting these anecdotes may be exaggerated for promotional purposes or related to common administrative issues.

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### Border Patrol Breaking Point and Migrant Surge

- **Episode:** [1124: Work To Rules](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1124-work-to-rules.md)
- **Published:** 2019-03-31
- **Time:** 1:37:46–1:39:42
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1124-work-to-rules/chapter/border-patrol-breaking-point-and-migrant-surge.md

U.S. Customs and Border Protection Commissioner Kevin McAleenan warned that the southern border has reached a "breaking point" due to a massive influx of migrants. Over 3,700 people were detained in a single day, the highest total in a decade. The agency is reassigning 750 agents to handle the surge as monthly numbers approach 100,000.

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### Fentanyl Seizures at JFK Airport Mailroom

- **Episode:** [969: Sock Puppet Media](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/969-sock-puppet-media.md)
- **Published:** 2017-10-01
- **Time:** 2:51:48–2:55:07
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/969-sock-puppet-media/chapter/fentanyl-seizures-at-jfk-airport-mailroom.md

U.S. Customs and Border Protection reported a record amount of fentanyl seizures at the JFK International Mailroom, with most packages originating from China and Hong Kong. Officials noted that the drug is so toxic that agents must wear protective gear, and seizures have nearly tripled in the past fiscal year.

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### Dual Citizenship and Passport Renewal Complications

- **Episode:** [849: Short Circuit](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/849-short-circuit.md)
- **Published:** 2016-08-08
- **Time:** 2:13:09–2:15:02
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/849-short-circuit/chapter/dual-citizenship-and-passport-renewal-complications.md

Adam Curry shares a story about his daughter Christina's difficulties traveling with dual U.S. and Dutch citizenship. After her American passport expired and she attempted to enter the U.S. on a Dutch visa waiver (ESTA), she was detained and "traumatized" by a Customs and Border Protection agent. The incident highlights the increasing difficulty of navigating international travel as government databases become more integrated.

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### Global Entry System Flaws, No Agenda Newsletter Aesthetics

- **Episode:** [658: It's a Glitch!](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/658-it-s-a-glitch.md)
- **Published:** 2014-10-05
- **Time:** 18:29–22:20
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/658-it-s-a-glitch/chapter/global-entry-system-flaws-no-agenda-newsletter-aesthetics.md

Personal anecdotes highlight inconsistencies in the Global Entry system, including malfunctioning cameras and manual overrides by customs agents. A discussion on the aesthetic quality of the show's newsletter leads to a critique of award-winning advertising that fails to drive sales. A brief mention is made of George Clooney contracting malaria during a trip to South Sudan.

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### Global Entry Experience, Facial Recognition and JFK Customs

- **Episode:** [651: Plague Grenade](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/651-plague-grenade.md)
- **Published:** 2014-09-11
- **Time:** 6:34–11:07
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/651-plague-grenade/chapter/global-entry-experience-facial-recognition-and-jfk-customs.md

Curry describes the efficiency of the Global Entry system at JFK Airport, highlighting the use of kiosks and biometric data. He notes that the facial recognition camera only captured his chin, yet he was still approved and allowed to bypass the standard customs lines. The hosts express skepticism about the actual security effectiveness of the database checks performed at these kiosks.

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### TSA Encounters and Customs Secondary Inspection in Atlanta

- **Episode:** [537: Thick & Creamy](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/537-thick-creamy.md)
- **Published:** 2013-08-08
- **Time:** 9:15–13:21
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/537-thick-creamy/chapter/tsa-encounters-and-customs-secondary-inspection-in-atlanta.md

Travelers arriving in Atlanta faced secondary inspection at customs due to long-standing green card issues, with agents suggesting the Global Entry Program as a potential solution. A confrontation occurred with a TSA agent during a domestic transfer involving an "improvised podcast device" and an iPad. The segment highlights the perceived inconsistency of security screenings and the stress of airport interactions.

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### Atlanta Hartsfield-Jackson Airport, Customs Shift Change Delays

- **Episode:** [478: Cranks and Firebrands](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/478-cranks-and-firebrands.md)
- **Published:** 2013-01-13
- **Time:** 7:19–9:46
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/478-cranks-and-firebrands/chapter/atlanta-hartsfield-jackson-airport-customs-shift-change-delays.md

International travelers arriving at Hartsfield-Jackson Atlanta International Airport faced significant delays at customs due to a poorly timed shift change. Customs and Border Protection officers halted processing to log out and clean their stations while a massive queue of citizens and foreigners waited. The segment notes the aggressive marketing of the Global Entry program and retinal scanning as a solution to these wait times.

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### US Immigration Enforcement Spending and Customs Flagging

- **Episode:** [477: Brolf](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/477-brolf.md)
- **Published:** 2013-01-10
- **Time:** 13:13–16:53
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/477-brolf/chapter/us-immigration-enforcement-spending-and-customs-flagging.md

The Washington Post reports that the U.S. government spent $18 billion on immigration enforcement in 2012, exceeding the combined budgets of the FBI, DEA, and Secret Service. Miss Mickey’s visa now includes an "ESTA record reviewed" note, which the hosts hope will prevent her from being sent to secondary inspection upon arrival in Atlanta. Dvorak shares an anecdote about the ease of replacing a passport after being pickpocketed by gypsies in Madrid.

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### US Customs and Border Protection, Spanish Grammar Booklet

- **Episode:** [436: Mud on the Truck](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/436-mud-on-the-truck.md)
- **Published:** 2012-08-19
- **Time:** 25:10–27:57
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/436-mud-on-the-truck/chapter/us-customs-and-border-protection-spanish-grammar-booklet.md

A practical Spanish grammar booklet issued by the US Customs and Border Protection Agency is deconstructed. The manual focuses almost exclusively on authoritative commands such as "show me your hands" and "tell me the truth" rather than conversational language. The hosts characterize the document as a tool for intimidation and a sign of a burgeoning police state.

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### TSA Security Experiences, Officer Buttman Anecdote

- **Episode:** [127: Poppy Futures Blooming](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/127-poppy-futures-blooming.md)
- **Published:** 2009-09-03
- **Time:** 33:26–35:57
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/127-poppy-futures-blooming/chapter/tsa-security-experiences-officer-buttman-anecdote.md

A host recounts a frustrating experience with TSA agents at O'Hare International Airport, highlighting the aggressive nature of security directives. Upon reaching Customs and Border Protection, the host was recognized by an officer whose name tag read "B-U-T-M-A-N." The anecdote explores the irony of being processed by an officer with such a name while fearing a secondary "rectal examination."

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### US Border and Customs Laptop Search Authority

- **Episode:** [42: Paris Hilton Does Zero Point Energy](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/42-paris-hilton-does-zero-point-energy.md)
- **Published:** 2008-08-09
- **Time:** 9:06–11:21
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/42-paris-hilton-does-zero-point-energy/chapter/us-border-and-customs-laptop-search-authority.md

The US Customs and Border Protection agency maintains the authority to search electronic devices, including laptops, at international borders without traditional First Amendment protections. Historical security measures required travelers to boot up laptops to prove they were not explosive devices. A humorous anecdote describes a practical joke involving lead foil cutouts of weapons placed in books to trigger airport x-ray alarms.

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### Customs and Border Protection, Secondary Search Recording

- **Episode:** [27: China Syndrome](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/27-china-syndrome.md)
- **Published:** 2008-04-19
- **Time:** 10:19–13:10
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/27-china-syndrome/chapter/customs-and-border-protection-secondary-search-recording.md

Curry plans to record his next encounter with U.S. Customs and Border Protection after being placed on a secondary search list. The hosts discuss the logistics of using a Flip camera or an iRiver IFP-799 digital audio recorder to document the interaction with a team leader at the border.

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### Customs and Border Protection, The Nebraska Adam Curry

- **Episode:** [18: Volvo's Are Sexy](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/18-volvo-s-are-sexy.md)
- **Published:** 2008-02-22
- **Time:** 9:18–16:27
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/18-volvo-s-are-sexy/chapter/customs-and-border-protection-the-nebraska-adam-curry.md

An entry into the United States resulted in a ninety-minute secondary screening by Customs and Border Protection (CBP) due to a name and birthdate match with a person of interest. An agent, who was a former whistleblower at Honda USA, explained that the "M" on the customs form stands for "match." The subject of the search is reportedly a 23-year-old man from Nebraska with a similar name, leading to the advice of asking for a "TL" (Team Leader) to expedite future screenings.

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### SFO Customs Hack and Secondary Screening Experience

- **Episode:** [14: Neelis Kroes Is Hot](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/14-neelis-kroes-is-hot.md)
- **Published:** 2008-01-27
- **Time:** 21:45–25:55
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/14-neelis-kroes-is-hot/chapter/sfo-customs-hack-and-secondary-screening-experience.md

A traveler describes a recurring experience of being flagged for secondary screening at San Francisco International Airport (SFO) despite being recognized as a former MTV personality. A theoretical "hack" is proposed involving the manipulation of customs forms and the "M" or stripe markings used by Border Patrol officers. The story highlights the perceived inconsistency and manual nature of the secondary screening process for international arrivals.

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### Customs and Border Protection, TSA Random Screening Lists

- **Episode:** [6: No Agenda 006](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/6-no-agenda-006.md)
- **Published:** 2007-11-30
- **Time:** 2:01–6:31
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/6-no-agenda-006/chapter/customs-and-border-protection-tsa-random-screening-lists.md

Adam Curry describes repeated delays and secondary screenings by Customs and Border Protection (CBP) agents when entering the United States. Despite having a new RFID-enabled passport, Curry is consistently flagged with an "M" code on his customs form and subjected to questioning about carrying currency over $10,000. The discussion explores the difficulty of being removed from federal watch lists and the lack of transparency regarding "random" security procedures.

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