# Crystals on The No Agenda Show

Crystals comes up in 27 chapters across 26 episodes of The No Agenda Show, from April 2008 to August 2026.

- **Chapters:** 27
- **Episodes:** 26
- **Discussed:** April 2008 – August 2026
- **Related topics:** [Academy Awards](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/academy-awards.md), [Barack Obama](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/barack-obama.md), [Collision](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/collision.md), [Exit Strategy](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/exit-strategy.md), [Msnbc](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/msnbc.md), [Navy](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/navy.md), [Oscars](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/oscars.md), [Pop Culture](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/pop-culture.md), [Vajazzling](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/vajazzling.md), [Whiskey](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/whiskey.md)

## Chapters 1–20 of 27

### Executive Producer Donations, Fred Hadley and Red Knight

- **Episode:** [1891: We Need Memes!](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1891-we-need-memes.md)
- **Published:** 2026-08-02
- **Time:** 2:24:54–2:33:09
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1891-we-need-memes/chapter/executive-producer-donations-fred-hadley-and-red-knight.md

The hosts read significant donations and notes from executive producers, including a $1,776 cash donation from Fred Hadley. A lengthy tribute from "Red Knight" in Bismarck, North Dakota, recounts meeting John C. Dvorak at early TWiT recordings and discusses Dvorak's "one-liner" reviews for Apple IIgs games. The segment serves as a memorial to Dvorak's impact on his audience.

Keywords: fred hadley, [red knight](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/red-knight.md), [bismarck](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/bismarck.md), truck stop, apple iigs, crystal quest, jcd tribute

### Musical Whiskey Aging and Blessed Water Production

- **Episode:** [1786: Best Exit Strategies](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1786-best-exit-strategies.md)
- **Published:** 2025-07-31
- **Time:** 5:41–6:32
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1786-best-exit-strategies/chapter/musical-whiskey-aging-and-blessed-water-production.md

A discussion explores the practice of playing music to whiskey barrels to influence taste through wood vibrations, specifically mentioning Led Zeppelin and Michael Jackson barrels. A related business idea involves selling "No Agenda Water" blessed by virgins, inspired by theories regarding the effect of human intention on water crystals.

Keywords: [whiskey](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/whiskey.md), [led zeppelin](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/led-zeppelin.md), [michael jackson](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/michael-jackson.md), [water crystals](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/water-crystals.md), no agenda water, [exit strategy](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/exit-strategy.md)

### 5G Protection Crystals and LED Fashion

- **Episode:** [1786: Best Exit Strategies](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1786-best-exit-strategies.md)
- **Published:** 2025-07-31
- **Time:** 24:20–25:56
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1786-best-exit-strategies/chapter/5g-protection-crystals-and-led-fashion.md

The hosts discuss marketing "5G crystals" or armbands that light up in the presence of high-frequency signals. They reference 1990s Chinese street fashion involving LED clothing and suggest using magnetic loops to harvest ambient electricity to power wearable displays.

Keywords: [5g](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/5g.md), [crystals](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/crystals.md), led clothing, magnetic loop, [wearable tech](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/wearable-tech.md), [exit strategy](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/exit-strategy.md)

### Fireproof Safes and Digital Backups

- **Episode:** [1728: Hatchet Man](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1728-hatchet-man.md)
- **Published:** 2025-01-09
- **Time:** 1:47:26–1:51:17
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1728-hatchet-man/chapter/fireproof-safes-and-digital-backups.md

Following the Southern California fires, the discussion turns to the limitations of fireproof safes in firestorms. The hosts recommend digitizing memorabilia and maintaining off-site backups, such as hard drives or cloud storage, to prevent the total loss of personal history and manuscripts.

Keywords: [james woods](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/james-woods.md), [billy crystal](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/billy-crystal.md), fireproof safe, [cloud storage](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cloud-storage.md), [hard drives](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/hard-drives.md)

### Gordon Moore Obituary, Intel and Crystal Growing History

- **Episode:** [1545: Stapler Abuse](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1545-stapler-abuse.md)
- **Published:** 2023-04-11
- **Time:** 2:37:04–2:44:33
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1545-stapler-abuse/chapter/gordon-moore-obituary-intel-and-crystal-growing-history.md

Following the death of Intel co-founder Gordon Moore at age 94, a personal history of working at Fairchild Semiconductor is shared. The narrative details the process of "pulling" silicon crystals from boiling vats, a task primarily performed by women at the time. The segment also clarifies the origins of Intel, noting that Moore and Robert Noyce left Fairchild to form the company after a dispute involving William Shockley.

Keywords: gordon moore, [intel](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/intel.md), [moore's law](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/moore-s-law.md), [fairchild semiconductor](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/fairchild-semiconductor.md), silicon crystals

### No Agenda Episode 1500, Crystal Anniversary Celebration

- **Episode:** [1500: No Evidence](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1500-no-evidence.md)
- **Published:** 2023-03-15
- **Time:** 0:00–4:33
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1500-no-evidence/chapter/no-agenda-episode-1500-crystal-anniversary-celebration.md

Adam Curry and John C. Dvorak open the 1500th episode of the No Agenda show, marking 15 years of broadcasting. They announce the launch of a new website at noagendashow.net, upgraded by Sir Tim to include Podcasting 2.0 features like chapter marks and art. The hosts reflect on the value-for-value model and the milestone of their "crystal anniversary."

Keywords: [adam curry](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/adam-curry.md), [john c. dvorak](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/john-c-dvorak.md), episode 1500, crystal anniversary, noagendashow.net

### 93rd Academy Awards, Record Low Ratings

- **Episode:** [1342: Disinfo Dozen](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1342-disinfo-dozen.md)
- **Published:** 2021-04-29
- **Time:** 2:08:50–2:12:14
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1342-disinfo-dozen/chapter/93rd-academy-awards-record-low-ratings.md

The 93rd Academy Awards saw a 60% drop in viewership, falling under 10 million viewers for the first time. Critics described the telecast as "the worst Oscars ever," citing a lack of entertainment, no host, and a somber tone that lacked the traditional "mystique" of Hollywood. The production's use of 24 frames per second was noted for making the broadcast look like a movie rather than a live event.

Keywords: [oscars](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/oscars.md), [academy awards](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/academy-awards.md), [ratings](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/ratings.md), [billy crystal](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/billy-crystal.md), [oled](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/oled.md)

### Knighting Ceremony, The Roundtable Feast

- **Episode:** [1321: Doctored Evidence](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1321-doctored-evidence.md)
- **Published:** 2021-02-14
- **Time:** 3:45:41–3:49:27
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1321-doctored-evidence/chapter/knighting-ceremony-the-roundtable-feast.md

The hosts conduct a formal knighting ceremony for several producers, including Sir Mike Addick and Dame Lisa Stradler of the Universe. The "roundtable" is metaphorically set with luxury items like "Crystal Head vodka," "sake and sushi," and "vintage U47 microphones." The segment serves as the official induction for the episode's highest-tier supporters.

Keywords: [knighthood](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/knighthood.md), [roundtable](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/roundtable.md), [chardonnay](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/chardonnay.md), crystal head vodka, tres leches

### 90th Academy Awards Ratings, Jimmy Kimmel Hosting

- **Episode:** [1014: Rise of the Betas](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1014-rise-of-the-betas.md)
- **Published:** 2018-03-08
- **Time:** 6:37–12:53
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1014-rise-of-the-betas/chapter/90th-academy-awards-ratings-jimmy-kimmel-hosting.md

The 90th Academy Awards, hosted by Jimmy Kimmel, recorded the lowest television ratings in the history of the broadcast with approximately 26 to 29 million viewers. Critics suggest the decline is due to the "Me Too" movement's preachy tone, political jokes targeting Donald Trump, and a lack of blockbuster films among the nominees. Discussion also highlights a shift in millennial viewing habits, with younger audiences expressing a lack of interest in the traditional movie-going experience.

Keywords: [oscars](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/oscars.md), [jimmy kimmel](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/jimmy-kimmel.md), [academy awards](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/academy-awards.md), [me too movement](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/me-too-movement.md), [swarovski crystals](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/swarovski-crystals.md), marvel movies, [millennials](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/millennials.md)

### Food Science Additives, Kraft Macaroni and Cheese

- **Episode:** [996: Rats on a Plane](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/996-rats-on-a-plane.md)
- **Published:** 2018-01-05
- **Time:** 22:02–24:15
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/996-rats-on-a-plane/chapter/food-science-additives-kraft-macaroni-and-cheese.md

Large food corporations like Kraft reportedly use sophisticated algorithms to minimize ingredients while maximizing the addictive quality of packaged foods. Innovations include triangular salt crystals designed to provide more flavor with less mass. Modern processed foods are described as being composed primarily of emulsifiers, plastic-like textures, and artificial flavorings.

Keywords: [kraft](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/kraft.md), [food science](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/food-science.md), addictive additives, salt crystals, emulsifiers

### Musical Whiskey Aging, Show Outro

- **Episode:** [950: RACE: other](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/950-race-other.md)
- **Published:** 2017-07-28
- **Time:** 2:56:39–2:59:55
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/950-race-other/chapter/musical-whiskey-aging-show-outro.md

The hosts debunk a PR-driven story about a distillery that uses music vibrations to age whiskey, comparing it to pseudo-scientific theories about water crystals. They announce that there will be no meetup this Saturday and sign off from Austin and Silicon Valley, thanking their producers and the chat room.

Keywords: [whiskey](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/whiskey.md), vibrations, [water crystals](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/water-crystals.md), [austin](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/austin.md), [silicon valley](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/silicon-valley.md)

### USS Fitzgerald Collision and Navy Equipment Malfunction

- **Episode:** [940: Dealio](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/940-dealio.md)
- **Published:** 2017-06-22
- **Time:** 1:54:31–2:00:02
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/940-dealio/chapter/uss-fitzgerald-collision-and-navy-equipment-malfunction.md

The collision between the USS Fitzgerald and the container ship ACX Crystal off the coast of Japan resulted in the deaths of seven sailors. Vice Admiral Joseph O'Coin and the hosts discuss how a sophisticated warship could be "T-boned" by a slower vessel. While human error is the official focus, the hosts cite reports from former Navy personnel suggesting a widespread equipment or radar malfunction that the military may be covering up.

Keywords: uss fitzgerald, acx crystal, [navy](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/navy.md), [collision](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/collision.md), joseph o'coin, bryce benson

### USS Fitzgerald Collision with Philippine Cargo Ship

- **Episode:** [939: Bigdala](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/939-bigdala.md)
- **Published:** 2017-06-18
- **Time:** 59:00–1:05:29
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/939-bigdala/chapter/uss-fitzgerald-collision-with-philippine-cargo-ship.md

The USS Fitzgerald, a sophisticated U.S. Navy destroyer, was severely damaged after being "T-boned" by a Philippine-flagged container ship off the coast of Japan. Seven American sailors were killed in the incident, raising serious questions about how a vessel equipped with advanced 3D radar failed to avoid a much larger, slower merchant ship. Vice Admiral Joseph Aucoin and the ship's commander face criticism for the apparent lapse in maritime safety and navigation.

Keywords: uss fitzgerald, [navy](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/navy.md), [japan](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/japan.md), [collision](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/collision.md), acx crystal

### Ask Adam, Rachel Maddow Verbal Slips, Country Music Infomercial

- **Episode:** [707: Bandwich](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/707-bandwich.md)
- **Published:** 2015-03-26
- **Time:** 54:40–57:52
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/707-bandwich/chapter/ask-adam-rachel-maddow-verbal-slips-country-music-infomercial.md

In a segment titled "Ask Adam," the hosts analyze verbal slips in media clips. They highlight Rachel Maddow appearing to say "new tails" instead of "new details" and a country music infomercial where the announcer seemingly says "newest tits" instead of "newest hits." The segment is played for comedic effect, focusing on the lack of editing in pre-recorded broadcasts.

Keywords: [rachel maddow](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/rachel-maddow.md), charlie pride, crystal gayle, [freudian slip](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/freudian-slip.md), [ask adam](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/ask-adam.md)

### Crystal Healing Class, Kunzite, Rhodochrosite

- **Episode:** [693: Kunzite](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/693-kunzite.md)
- **Published:** 2015-02-05
- **Time:** 1:35:44–1:42:07
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/693-kunzite/chapter/crystal-healing-class-kunzite-rhodochrosite.md

One of the hosts recounts attending a crystal healing class with fifteen women to deal with personal heartbreak. He describes the purported properties of "Pink Kunzite" for opening the heart and "Rhodochrosite" for enlivening the senses and healing emotional trauma, while the other host mocks the practice.

Keywords: [crystals](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/crystals.md), kunzite, rhodochrosite, [yoga](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/yoga.md), heartbreak, energy healing

### Media Shield Law, National Security Provisions and MSNBC Analysis

- **Episode:** [517: Chubby Hitler](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/517-chubby-hitler.md)
- **Published:** 2013-05-30
- **Time:** 10:32–14:47
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/517-chubby-hitler/chapter/media-shield-law-national-security-provisions-and-msnbc-analysis.md

The Obama administration's push for a media shield law follows investigations into the Associated Press and Fox News reporters. Critics argue that such a law is redundant because the First Amendment already serves as a shield, and new legislation would likely include national security exceptions that render it ineffective for whistleblowers. Analysis of MSNBC coverage featuring Martin Bashir and Crystal Ball suggests a partisan defense of the administration's transparency record.

Keywords: [media shield law](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/media-shield-law.md), [barack obama](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/barack-obama.md), [msnbc](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/msnbc.md), [martin bashir](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/martin-bashir.md), crystal ball, [national security](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/national-security.md)

### Crystal Ball, Obama vs Bush Drone Hypocrisy

- **Episode:** [486: Bondpocalypse](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/486-bondpocalypse.md)
- **Published:** 2013-02-10
- **Time:** 28:05–34:28
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/486-bondpocalypse/chapter/crystal-ball-obama-vs-bush-drone-hypocrisy.md

MSNBC host Crystal Ball's monologue regarding drone policy is dissected, specifically her argument that trusting President Obama's judgment makes the program more acceptable than it was under George W. Bush. The hosts mock the partisan nature of her defense and her reading of the teleprompter.

Keywords: crystal ball, [msnbc](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/msnbc.md), [barack obama](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/barack-obama.md), [george w. bush](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/george-w-bush.md), drone policy

### Breaking Bad Series, Walter White, and Netflix Binging

- **Episode:** [424: Internet Governance](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/424-internet-governance.md)
- **Published:** 2012-07-08
- **Time:** 1:16:57–1:19:33
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/424-internet-governance/chapter/breaking-bad-series-walter-white-and-netflix-binging.md

A host describes becoming engrossed in the television series "Breaking Bad," detailing the premise of a chemistry teacher turning to meth production to pay for cancer treatment. The discussion covers the experience of binging the first three seasons on Netflix and the transition to paying for season four episodes. The show is praised for its high-quality writing and depiction of the drug trade.

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### American Syrian Public Affairs Council, Think Tank Vetting

- **Episode:** [407: Exploding Dog](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/407-exploding-dog.md)
- **Published:** 2012-05-10
- **Time:** 56:57–1:00:58
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/407-exploding-dog/chapter/american-syrian-public-affairs-council-think-tank-vetting.md

An investigation into the American Syrian Public Affairs Council (AMSPAC) reveals it operates out of a Washington D.C. mail drop. Connections are drawn between the group's leadership and William Crystal's E21 think tank, raising questions about the BBC's vetting process for on-air experts.

Keywords: amspac, william crystal, e21, [think tanks](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/think-tanks.md), [bbc](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/bbc.md)

### Oscar Awards, 2012 Presidential Race, Ron Paul Media Blackout

- **Episode:** [387: Bear Bile](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/387-bear-bile.md)
- **Published:** 2012-03-01
- **Time:** 7:15–9:50
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/387-bear-bile/chapter/oscar-awards-2012-presidential-race-ron-paul-media-blackout.md

Billy Crystal hosted the Academy Awards where he joked about the Republican primary field, mentioning a "charismatic crack addict" in reference to the candidates. Media coverage by figures like Zbigniew Brzezinski and John King continues to exclude Ron Paul from serious discussion despite his delegate count. CNN's election maps and graphics consistently place Paul at the bottom of lists regardless of his actual performance in various states.

Keywords: [billy crystal](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/billy-crystal.md), [christian bale](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/christian-bale.md), [ron paul](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/ron-paul.md), [john king](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/john-king.md), [mitt romney](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/mitt-romney.md), [rick santorum](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/rick-santorum.md)

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