# Cruise on The No Agenda Show Cruise comes up in 79 chapters across 77 episodes of The No Agenda Show, from March 2008 to October 2026. - **Chapters:** 79 - **Episodes:** 77 - **Discussed:** March 2008 – October 2026 - **Related topics:** [San Francisco](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/san-francisco.md), [Autonomous Vehicles](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/autonomous-vehicles.md), [Iran](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/iran.md), [Scientology](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/scientology.md), [Waymo](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/waymo.md), [Drones](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/drones.md), [Katie Holmes](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/katie-holmes.md), [Mission Impossible](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/mission-impossible.md), [Russia](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/russia.md), [San Diego](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/san-diego.md) ## Chapters 1–20 of 79 ### Florida Relocation and Personal Anecdotes - **Episode:** [1908: Chivatican](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1908-chivatican.md) - **Published:** 2026-10-01 - **Time:** 8:29–12:06 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1908-chivatican/chapter/florida-relocation-and-personal-anecdotes.md Andrew Horowitz shares his decision to move from Long Island to Florida in 1987 at age 22 to escape New York winters. He describes the vibrant atmosphere of Fort Lauderdale during the spring break era and mentions his family life with his wife Jill and their three children. The hosts briefly discuss the pitfalls of themed cruises and the aging demographic of classic rock concerts. Keywords: [fort lauderdale](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/fort-lauderdale.md), [long island](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/long-island.md), [spring break](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/spring-break.md), 80s cruise, [brian brushwood](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/brian-brushwood.md) ### Robert Roberts, Sir Tin Man, Chronic Lyme - **Episode:** [1889: Producer's Tribute to JCD](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1889-producer-s-tribute-to-jcd.md) - **Published:** 2026-07-27 - **Time:** 3:32:47–3:37:13 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1889-producer-s-tribute-to-jcd/chapter/robert-roberts-sir-tin-man-chronic-lyme.md Robert Roberts (Sir Tin Man) details his 11-year history with the show, including his work planting 10 million seedlings across the western U.S. He explains that chronic Lyme disease delayed his path to knighthood but expresses deep gratitude for the hosts' mentorship. Keywords: robert roberts, sir tin man, chronic lyme, timber cruising, seedlings ### Timber Cruiser Reaches Knighthood After Chronic Lyme Diagnosis - **Episode:** [1889: Producer's Tribute to JCD](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1889-producer-s-tribute-to-jcd.md) - **Published:** 2026-07-27 - **Time:** 3:33:39–3:35:33 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1889-producer-s-tribute-to-jcd/chapter/timber-cruiser-reaches-knighthood-after-chronic-lyme-diagnosis.md Robert Roberts, a timber cruiser who has worked across California and Oregon, reflects on listening to the show while planting over 10 million seedlings. After a 2020 diagnosis of chronic Lyme disease drained his finances, he finally reached the level of knighthood with a donation of $388.88. He requests the title Sir Tin Man Morning Knight and asks for a favorite meal of John C. Dvorak to be ordered for the roundtable. Keywords: timber cruising, redwoods, chronic lyme, [knighthood](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/knighthood.md), seedlings, [oregon](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/oregon.md) ### Tom Cruise and Zuckerberg AI Clones, Kimi.com - **Episode:** [1887: The Stick Works](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1887-the-stick-works.md) - **Published:** 2026-07-19 - **Time:** 2:48:16–2:50:41 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1887-the-stick-works/chapter/tom-cruise-and-zuckerberg-ai-clones-kimi-com.md The hosts play AI-generated voice clones of Tom Cruise and Mark Zuckerberg discussing the No Agenda podcast. While the Cruise clone is deemed unrealistic, the Zuckerberg clone is noted for its accuracy. This leads into "John's Tip of the Day," which recommends using Kimi.com as a neutral, non-political alternative to ChatGPT or Perplexity. Keywords: [tom cruise](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/tom-cruise.md), [mark zuckerberg](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/mark-zuckerberg.md), ai clones, kimi.com, [perplexity](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/perplexity.md) ### Tip of the Day, AI Voice Impressions, ElonTalks.com - **Episode:** [1880: Antifa Book Club](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1880-antifa-book-club.md) - **Published:** 2026-06-25 - **Time:** 2:35:07–2:40:22 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1880-antifa-book-club/chapter/tip-of-the-day-ai-voice-impressions-elontalks-com.md The "Tip of the Day" focuses on elontalks.com, a website that provides free AI-generated voice impressions of celebrities like Donald Trump, Tom Cruise, and Mark Zuckerberg. The hosts demonstrate how these tools can be used to create promotional clips for the show. While the site currently offers unlimited free clips, the hosts remain wary of potential future monetization or scams. Keywords: [tip of the day](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/tip-of-the-day.md), [ai voices](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/ai-voices.md), [elon musk](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/elon-musk.md), [tom cruise](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/tom-cruise.md), [mark zuckerberg](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/mark-zuckerberg.md), [deepfakes](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/deepfakes.md) ### ISO Selection and Biden "No Energy" Critique - **Episode:** [1879: Grace and Assurance](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1879-grace-and-assurance.md) - **Published:** 2026-06-21 - **Time:** 2:49:07–2:52:48 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1879-grace-and-assurance/chapter/iso-selection-and-biden-no-energy-critique.md The hosts compete to select the "ISO" (In Search Of) audio clip to close the show, rejecting a Joe Biden clip for its perceived lack of energy. A Tom Cruise clip and various other "real people" snippets are considered. The process highlights the show's focus on high-energy, impactful audio as a signature element of its production style. Keywords: [iso](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/iso.md), [joe biden](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/joe-biden.md), [tom cruise](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/tom-cruise.md), [audio clips](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/audio-clips.md), [production](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/production.md), [podcasting](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/podcasting.md) ### Netherlands Environmental Policies and Infrastructure Decline - **Episode:** [1867: Transmission Window](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1867-transmission-window.md) - **Published:** 2026-05-10 - **Time:** 10:25–15:27 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1867-transmission-window/chapter/netherlands-environmental-policies-and-infrastructure-decline.md The Dutch government is moving forward with extreme "green agenda" policies, including the compulsory purchase of farms to reduce nitrogen pollution and a planned ban on cruise ships by 2035. These measures, combined with reduced flight slots at Schiphol and a strained electrical grid unable to support new housing or rapid EV charging, lead the hosts to describe the country as being in decline. Keywords: nitrogen pollution, farm closures, [cruise ships](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cruise-ships.md), [schiphol airport](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/schiphol-airport.md), [electric vehicles](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/electric-vehicles.md), [energy grid](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/energy-grid.md) ### Scott Gottlieb on Hantavirus Incubation and Public Health Risk - **Episode:** [1867: Transmission Window](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1867-transmission-window.md) - **Published:** 2026-05-10 - **Time:** 32:22–36:15 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1867-transmission-window/chapter/scott-gottlieb-on-hantavirus-incubation-and-public-health-risk.md Former FDA Commissioner Dr. Scott Gottlieb discussed the Hantavirus outbreak on a cruise ship, noting a two-to-six-week incubation period. He disagreed with other experts by suggesting a longer window of observation is needed to determine if additional cases will emerge from the initial exposure. Keywords: [scott gottlieb](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/scott-gottlieb.md), [fda](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/fda.md), [cdc](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cdc.md), [hantavirus](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/hantavirus.md), [cruise ship](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cruise-ship.md), [incubation period](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/incubation-period.md) ### Military Buildup vs Boots on the Ground, IRGC Factions - **Episode:** [1854: Rackout](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1854-rackout.md) - **Published:** 2026-03-26 - **Time:** 37:35–41:29 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1854-rackout/chapter/military-buildup-vs-boots-on-the-ground-irgc-factions.md Speaker Mike Johnson distinguishes between a regional military buildup and "boots on the ground," suggesting the presence of forces serves as a diplomatic bargaining chip. General Steve Anderson warns that the IRGC consists of 200,000 committed fighters who will utilize asymmetric capabilities, including mines and homemade cruise missiles. Speculation arises that the U.S. may be negotiating with a renegade IRGC faction to secure oil exports. Keywords: [mike johnson](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/mike-johnson.md), [irgc](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/irgc.md), moskva, [cruise missiles](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cruise-missiles.md), [asymmetric warfare](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/asymmetric-warfare.md) ### ByteDance C-Dance 2.0, Hollywood Deepfake Controversy - **Episode:** [1843: Token Muncher](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1843-token-muncher.md) - **Published:** 2026-02-15 - **Time:** 35:33–38:58 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1843-token-muncher/chapter/bytedance-c-dance-2-0-hollywood-deepfake-controversy.md A viral deepfake video featuring a reunion of Brad Pitt and Tom Cruise has sparked outrage among Hollywood unions. The video was created using ByteDance's new AI generator, C-Dance 2.0. Industry experts, including Deadpool writer Rhett Reese, suggest the technology represents a "doomsday scenario" for the film industry. The hosts argue that the technology cannot be "uninvented" and will lead to massive litigation over likeness rights. Keywords: [bytedance](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/bytedance.md), c-dance, [deepfakes](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/deepfakes.md), [brad pitt](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/brad-pitt.md), [tom cruise](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/tom-cruise.md), hollywood unions ### Zelensky Tomahawk Missile Request and U.S. Drone Exchange - **Episode:** [1809: Tomahawk Turnaround](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1809-tomahawk-turnaround.md) - **Published:** 2025-10-19 - **Time:** 45:50–51:49 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1809-tomahawk-turnaround/chapter/zelensky-tomahawk-missile-request-and-u-s-drone-exchange.md President Volodymyr Zelensky met with President Trump in a boardroom setting to lobby for long-range Tomahawk cruise missiles, offering thousands of Ukrainian-produced drones in exchange. Trump has remained hesitant to provide the missiles, which require U.S. guidance systems and strategic salvos to be effective. Analysts suggest Trump may be using the possibility of the transfer as a rhetorical lever in diplomatic talks with Russia. Keywords: [tomahawk missiles](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/tomahawk-missiles.md), [drones](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/drones.md), [volodymyr zelensky](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/volodymyr-zelensky.md), [donald trump](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/donald-trump.md), [kremlin](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/kremlin.md), [cruise missiles](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cruise-missiles.md) ### European Overtourism Taxes, Venice Entry Fee, Short-Term Rental Bans - **Episode:** [1694: Gorgeous](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1694-gorgeous.md) - **Published:** 2024-09-12 - **Time:** 1:17:02–1:19:20 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1694-gorgeous/chapter/european-overtourism-taxes-venice-entry-fee-short-term-rental-bans.md Major European tourist destinations are implementing new taxes and restrictions to manage record-breaking visitor numbers. Rome is considering a fee for the Trevi Fountain, following Venice's pilot program of a 5-euro entry tax. Barcelona has vowed to end all short-term apartment rentals by 2028, while Greece is levying a 20-euro tax on cruise ship passengers visiting Santorini and Mykonos. Keywords: overtourism, [venice](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/venice.md), santorini, [barcelona](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/barcelona.md), trevi fountain, [cruise ships](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cruise-ships.md) ### John Tesh Trivia, No Agenda Cruise Proposal - **Episode:** [1690: Corn Sweat](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1690-corn-sweat.md) - **Published:** 2024-08-29 - **Time:** 1:58:16–2:02:10 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1690-corn-sweat/chapter/john-tesh-trivia-no-agenda-cruise-proposal.md Listener trivia reveals that former Entertainment Tonight host John Tesh wrote the iconic NBA theme song. The hosts dismiss suggestions for a "No Agenda Cruise" or a large-scale "No Agenda Con," preferring to maintain their current twice-weekly broadcast schedule and decentralized meetup model. Keywords: [john tesh](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/john-tesh.md), nba theme, [mercy me](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/mercy-me.md), [cruise](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cruise.md), [podcasting 2.0](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/podcasting-2-0.md), [entertainment tonight](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/entertainment-tonight.md) ### LA City Council, No U-Turn Sign Removal - **Episode:** [1669: You-Crane](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1669-you-crane.md) - **Published:** 2024-06-16 - **Time:** 2:53:42–2:57:08 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1669-you-crane/chapter/la-city-council-no-u-turn-sign-removal.md Los Angeles City Council members removed "No U-Turn" and "No Cruising" signs in Silver Lake, claiming they were originally installed in the 1990s to profile and harass the gay community. The event featured a drag queen and a banner referencing "Baby Gay," a term used for children adopted by gay couples. Critics dismissed the event as confusing virtue signaling. Keywords: [los angeles](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/los-angeles.md), cruising, [pride](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/pride.md), [drag queen](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/drag-queen.md), baby gay ### Microsoft Report, Russian Olympic Disinformation and Cyber Threats - **Episode:** [1666: Wyrd](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1666-wyrd.md) - **Published:** 2024-06-06 - **Time:** 16:45–20:28 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1666-wyrd/chapter/microsoft-report-russian-olympic-disinformation-and-cyber-threats.md A Microsoft report claims Russian influence actors are targeting the upcoming Paris Olympics with disinformation, including a fake documentary featuring a deepfake Tom Cruise. The report warns of potential disruptive cyber attacks and phishing scams. The hosts express skepticism, noting that Russia's conflict with the International Olympic Committee (IOC) predates the current war in Ukraine. Keywords: [microsoft](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/microsoft.md), [olympics](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/olympics.md), [tom cruise](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/tom-cruise.md), [deepfake](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/deepfake.md), [cyber attack](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cyber-attack.md) ### Travel and Agriculture, Small Batch Coffee - **Episode:** [1655: Illegal Chants](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1655-illegal-chants.md) - **Published:** 2024-04-28 - **Time:** 2:45:08–2:48:07 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1655-illegal-chants/chapter/travel-and-agriculture-small-batch-coffee.md Listeners are encouraged to support local farmers' markets and small-batch artisans as a defense against disruptions in the food supply. A travel agent producer offers services for river cruises, while "Eli the Coffee Guy" promotes Gigawatt Coffee Roasters as a high-quality alternative to corporate brands. Keywords: river cruises, [farmers markets](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/farmers-markets.md), [gigawatt coffee](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/gigawatt-coffee.md), [small business](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/small-business.md), [food supply](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/food-supply.md) ### USS Carney, Red Sea Missile Interception - **Episode:** [1601: Unkool & The Gang](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1601-unkool-the-gang.md) - **Published:** 2023-10-22 - **Time:** 1:23:27–1:25:56 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1601-unkool-the-gang/chapter/uss-carney-red-sea-missile-interception.md The USS Carney, a Navy destroyer, intercepted three cruise missiles and several drones launched by Houthi forces in Yemen. The Pentagon stated the projectiles were potentially heading toward targets in Israel. Keywords: uss carney, [red sea](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/red-sea.md), [yemen](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/yemen.md), [houthis](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/houthis.md), [cruise missiles](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cruise-missiles.md) ### IRS AI Crackdown, Millionaire Tax Debt, San Francisco Lidar Attack - **Episode:** [1590: Bold Action](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1590-bold-action.md) - **Published:** 2023-09-14 - **Time:** 53:51–57:57 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1590-bold-action/chapter/irs-ai-crackdown-millionaire-tax-debt-san-francisco-lidar-attack.md The IRS is utilizing new funding to deploy AI tools aimed at identifying tax evasion patterns among high-income earners and large partnerships. While the agency claims to target 1,600 millionaires with significant debt, the discussion suggests the tools will eventually be used against small businesses and LLCs. Separately, a video from San Francisco shows a civilian attacking a Cruise self-driving taxi, specifically targeting its LiDAR sensors. Keywords: [irs](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/irs.md), [tax enforcement](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/tax-enforcement.md), [ai](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/ai.md), [san francisco](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/san-francisco.md), [cruise](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cruise.md), [lidar](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/lidar.md) ### San Francisco Autonomous Vehicle Protests, Safe Street Rebel - **Episode:** [1585: Uptick](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1585-uptick.md) - **Published:** 2023-08-27 - **Time:** 11:23–13:33 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1585-uptick/chapter/san-francisco-autonomous-vehicle-protests-safe-street-rebel.md Protesters in San Francisco, organized under the "Safe Street Rebel" group, have discovered that placing orange traffic cones on the hoods of Waymo and Cruise autonomous vehicles causes the cars to malfunction and stop. This "monkey business activism" follows reports of self-driving cars blocking emergency vehicles and fire trucks. Consequently, city officials have ordered Cruise to reduce its fleet size by half until safety concerns are addressed. 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