# Cow on The No Agenda Show

Cow comes up in 39 chapters across 37 episodes of The No Agenda Show, from April 2008 to July 2026.

- **Chapters:** 39
- **Episodes:** 37
- **Discussed:** April 2008 – July 2026
- **Related topics:** [Bird Flu](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/bird-flu.md), [H5n1](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/h5n1.md), [Methane](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/methane.md), [Cdc](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cdc.md), [Climate Change](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/climate-change.md), [Global Warming](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/global-warming.md), [Usda](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/usda.md), [Agriculture](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/agriculture.md), [Bill Gates](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/bill-gates.md), [Iso](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/iso.md)

## Chapters 1–20 of 39

### No Agenda Merchandise, Mahjong Tiles Proposal

- **Episode:** [1882: Buy the Crash](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1882-buy-the-crash.md)
- **Published:** 2026-07-02
- **Time:** 2:06:15–2:08:04
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1882-buy-the-crash/chapter/no-agenda-merchandise-mahjong-tiles-proposal.md

A discussion about show artwork by Jeffrey Rhea leads to a proposal for "No Agenda Mahjong Tiles." While some listeners expressed interest, John C. Dvorak dismisses the idea, arguing that the demographic for mahjong does not overlap with the show's audience. The segment highlights the interactive nature of the show's production and branding.

Keywords: [mahjong](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/mahjong.md), [jeffrey rhea](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/jeffrey-rhea.md), [merchandise](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/merchandise.md), cow cartel, [branding](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/branding.md), [listeners](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/listeners.md)

### Methane Reduction Vaccines for Livestock

- **Episode:** [1815: Attunement](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1815-attunement.md)
- **Published:** 2025-11-09
- **Time:** 1:01:03–1:03:32
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1815-attunement/chapter/methane-reduction-vaccines-for-livestock.md

Scientists at COP30 are promoting vaccines and dietary additives, such as seaweed and garlic, to reduce methane emissions from the world's one billion cows. Methane is estimated to be 80 times more potent than carbon dioxide in trapping atmospheric heat. Critics argue these measures unfairly target the agricultural sector and livestock owners while ignoring larger industrial CO2 sources.

Keywords: [methane](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/methane.md), [livestock](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/livestock.md), seaweed feed, cow vaccines, [climate change](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/climate-change.md)

### Episode 1734 Art Winners, Cow Eggs and Sombrero Imagery

- **Episode:** [1735: Old Bag](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1735-old-bag.md)
- **Published:** 2025-02-02
- **Time:** 2:04:12–2:10:12
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1735-old-bag/chapter/episode-1734-art-winners-cow-eggs-and-sombrero-imagery.md

Blue Acorn is announced as the art winner for Episode 1734 for a "cow egg" piece. Other submissions discussed include a "White House Media" piece by the Farmer's Wife's kids featuring a man in a sombrero, which the hosts found baffling but humorous. The segment highlights the creative contributions of the "prompt jockeys" and artists in the audience.

Keywords: [blue acorn](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/blue-acorn.md), [no agenda art](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/no-agenda-art.md), cow egg, sombrero, [white house](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/white-house.md), kids art

### Donald Trump Favorite Animal, Massachusetts Kid Question

- **Episode:** [1705: Kamplaining](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1705-kamplaining.md)
- **Published:** 2024-10-20
- **Time:** 1:15:44–1:17:29
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1705-kamplaining/chapter/donald-trump-favorite-animal-massachusetts-kid-question.md

During a Fox and Friends segment, a six-year-old boy from Massachusetts asked Donald Trump about his favorite animal. Trump responded that he loves cows because they are "beautiful and tasty," while using the moment to claim that Kamala Harris's policies would lead to the elimination of cattle.

Keywords: [donald trump](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/donald-trump.md), [cows](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cows.md), [fox and friends](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/fox-and-friends.md), [massachusetts](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/massachusetts.md), [animal rights](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/animal-rights.md)

### Minnesota State Fair, H5N1 Bird Flu Cow Testing

- **Episode:** [1691: Joy Boy](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1691-joy-boy.md)
- **Published:** 2024-09-01
- **Time:** 2:32:45–2:35:25
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1691-joy-boy/chapter/minnesota-state-fair-h5n1-bird-flu-cow-testing.md

The Minnesota Department of Animal Health is requiring all milking cows to be tested for the H5N1 bird flu virus before they can be exhibited at county and state fairs. Farmers at the Steele County Fair describe the new regulations as stressful but necessary to prevent the spread of the virus. The hosts compare the "papers please" atmosphere to COVID-era mandates.

Keywords: minnesota state fair, [bird flu](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/bird-flu.md), [h5n1](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/h5n1.md), cow testing, [agriculture](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/agriculture.md)

### Bird Flu Vaccine Trials, H5N1 Monitoring

- **Episode:** [1672: Sand Battery](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1672-sand-battery.md)
- **Published:** 2024-06-27
- **Time:** 2:22:34–2:25:08
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1672-sand-battery/chapter/bird-flu-vaccine-trials-h5n1-monitoring.md

The U.S. government is funding Moderna to conduct human bird flu vaccine trials as H5N1 spreads among poultry and dairy cows. The USDA has mandated testing for lactating cows, and millions of chickens have been culled in Iowa. The hosts note that the public health risk remains low according to the CDC.

Keywords: [bird flu](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/bird-flu.md), [h5n1](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/h5n1.md), [moderna](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/moderna.md), [usda](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/usda.md), [dairy cows](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/dairy-cows.md)

### Bird Flu Respiratory Symptoms and CDC Warnings

- **Episode:** [1665: Flag Gate](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1665-flag-gate.md)
- **Published:** 2024-06-03
- **Time:** 55:44–58:38
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1665-flag-gate/chapter/bird-flu-respiratory-symptoms-and-cdc-warnings.md

Dr. Celine Gounder discusses a new human case of H5N1 bird flu in Michigan where the patient exhibited respiratory symptoms, unlike previous cases involving only pink eye. The CDC maintains the risk to the general public is low but emphasizes the risk to farm workers. Health officials express concern over the lack of adequate testing for farmers, cattle, and milk supplies.

Keywords: [bird flu](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/bird-flu.md), [h5n1](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/h5n1.md), [cdc](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cdc.md), [farm workers](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/farm-workers.md), [dairy cows](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/dairy-cows.md)

### No Agenda Climate Special, Bingit.io Search, Lost Climate Data

- **Episode:** [1662: Rousting Granny](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1662-rousting-granny.md)
- **Published:** 2024-05-23
- **Time:** 16:49–19:19
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1662-rousting-granny/chapter/no-agenda-climate-special-bingit-io-search-lost-climate-data.md

A review of early podcast episodes using the search tool bingit.io reveals that climate change narratives have remained consistent for 17 years, focusing on meat bans and vaccinations. Historical data from a UK university was reportedly lost or corrupted, undermining the basis for modern climate modeling. The terminology has shifted over time from "global warming" to "climate change," and from "cow farts" to "cow burps."

Keywords: [bingit.io](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/bingit-io.md), [global warming](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/global-warming.md), [climate data](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/climate-data.md), cow burps, sheep farts, [archive](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/archive.md)

### Bird Flu Surveillance, Dairy Cow Transmission, Pink Eye Symptoms

- **Episode:** [1662: Rousting Granny](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1662-rousting-granny.md)
- **Published:** 2024-05-23
- **Time:** 1:41:16–1:45:32
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1662-rousting-granny/chapter/bird-flu-surveillance-dairy-cow-transmission-pink-eye-symptoms.md

Health officials are monitoring a second human case of bird flu in Michigan linked to dairy cows, though the symptoms are limited to mild eye infections or "pink eye." The CDC is urging increased flu surveillance despite no evidence of human-to-human transmission. Critics argue the media is exaggerating the threat of the virus, which remains primarily a concern for livestock.

Keywords: [bird flu](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/bird-flu.md), [h5n1](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/h5n1.md), [dairy cows](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/dairy-cows.md), [michigan](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/michigan.md), [cdc](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cdc.md), [conjunctivitis](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/conjunctivitis.md)

### H5N1 Bird Flu, Dairy Cow Surveillance and PCR Testing

- **Episode:** [1661: Hard Landing](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1661-hard-landing.md)
- **Published:** 2024-05-19
- **Time:** 37:15–44:40
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1661-hard-landing/chapter/h5n1-bird-flu-dairy-cow-surveillance-and-pcr-testing.md

Federal health officials are increasing surveillance of H5N1 bird flu after the virus was detected in dairy cow milk across nine states. Skeptics argue that the "wildfire" spread is a result of aggressive PCR testing rather than a true clinical outbreak, noting that cows typically recover within weeks. Reports of the virus spreading to domestic cats are compared to previous pandemic-era claims about pets transmitting COVID-19.

Keywords: [bird flu](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/bird-flu.md), [h5n1](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/h5n1.md), [dairy cows](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/dairy-cows.md), [pcr testing](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/pcr-testing.md), [usda](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/usda.md), [cats](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cats.md)

### No Agenda Art, Pickle Surprise Cow Winner

- **Episode:** [1661: Hard Landing](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1661-hard-landing.md)
- **Published:** 2024-05-19
- **Time:** 1:15:17–1:21:20
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1661-hard-landing/chapter/no-agenda-art-pickle-surprise-cow-winner.md

The hosts review listener-submitted artwork for the current episode, selecting a piece by "Pickle Surprise" as the winner. The art features a smiling cow with a vertical split layout and the caption "now laced with Listeria." Other submissions discussed include a mechanical cow by Nick the Rat and a 33-year-old throwback photo of the hosts.

Keywords: [no agenda](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/no-agenda.md), [podcast art](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/podcast-art.md), pickle surprise, [listeria](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/listeria.md), [cow](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cow.md)

### Bird Flu Expansion, Dairy Cows and Dolphins

- **Episode:** [1656: Johnson Pivot](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1656-johnson-pivot.md)
- **Published:** 2024-05-02
- **Time:** 1:57:35–2:00:18
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1656-johnson-pivot/chapter/bird-flu-expansion-dairy-cows-and-dolphins.md

The H5N1 bird flu virus has been detected in U.S. dairy cows and was recently linked to the death of a bottlenose dolphin in Florida. The USDA is sampling ground beef in affected states to ensure the safety of the meat supply. There are also reports of cats dying after consuming raw milk contaminated with the virus, which some view as an attack on the raw milk industry.

Keywords: [bird flu](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/bird-flu.md), [h5n1](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/h5n1.md), [dairy cows](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/dairy-cows.md), [dolphins](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/dolphins.md), [raw milk](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/raw-milk.md), [usda](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/usda.md)

### Bird Flu in Dairy Herds, PCR Testing

- **Episode:** [1655: Illegal Chants](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1655-illegal-chants.md)
- **Published:** 2024-04-28
- **Time:** 1:20:59–1:24:54
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1655-illegal-chants/chapter/bird-flu-in-dairy-herds-pcr-testing.md

The FDA reports that one in five samples of pasteurized milk tested contains fragments of the H5N1 bird flu virus, which has been detected in 33 herds across eight states. While officials maintain that pasteurized milk is safe, the use of high-cycle PCR testing to find viral fragments is criticized as a potential psychological operation against the beef and dairy industries.

Keywords: [bird flu](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/bird-flu.md), [h5n1](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/h5n1.md), [fda](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/fda.md), [pcr testing](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/pcr-testing.md), [dairy cows](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/dairy-cows.md)

### Good News Segment and Podcast Outro

- **Episode:** [1653: Twigs](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1653-twigs.md)
- **Published:** 2024-04-21
- **Time:** 3:16:56–3:25:40
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1653-twigs/chapter/good-news-segment-and-podcast-outro.md

The "Good News" segment features a story about a calf living in a gun shop as a local celebrity. The show concludes with a series of outtakes and a "Zionist Oppressor" jingle. Adam Curry and John C. Dvorak sign off with their traditional "Adios Mofos" and "Ahooy" before playing the end-of-show music mix featuring clips of President Biden.

Keywords: [good news](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/good-news.md), [cow](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cow.md), gun shop, [joe biden](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/joe-biden.md), [outtakes](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/outtakes.md), [end of show mix](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/end-of-show-mix.md)

### Bird Flu Outbreak, Texas Dairy Cattle

- **Episode:** [1649: Stay Alarmed](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1649-stay-alarmed.md)
- **Published:** 2024-04-07
- **Time:** 1:07:03–1:11:11
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1649-stay-alarmed/chapter/bird-flu-outbreak-texas-dairy-cattle.md

The CDC confirmed a rare human case of H5N1 bird flu in a Texas dairy worker who had contact with infected cattle. Dr. Jen Ashton reported that while the current risk to the general public is low, the virus's jump to mammals is being closely monitored. Symptoms in the patient were limited to conjunctivitis (pink eye), and the CDC is prepared to scale up vaccine production if human-to-human transmission is detected.

Keywords: [bird flu](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/bird-flu.md), [h5n1](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/h5n1.md), [texas](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/texas.md), [cdc](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cdc.md), [dairy cows](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/dairy-cows.md)

### ISO Sound Effect Selection, Holy Cow

- **Episode:** [1622: Juice Joe](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1622-juice-joe.md)
- **Published:** 2024-01-04
- **Time:** 2:54:26–2:56:09
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1622-juice-joe/chapter/iso-sound-effect-selection-holy-cow.md

The hosts review several new "ISO" sound effects for the show's soundboard. After comparing options including "Wow" and "That's Crazy," they reached a consensus on a "Holy Cow" clip to be used in future episodes.

Keywords: [sound effects](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/sound-effects.md), [iso](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/iso.md), holy cow, wow, [consensus](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/consensus.md)

### Artist Spotlights and Hillary Clinton Parody

- **Episode:** [1599: Drop the Op](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1599-drop-the-op.md)
- **Published:** 2023-10-15
- **Time:** 2:13:17–2:17:29
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1599-drop-the-op/chapter/artist-spotlights-and-hillary-clinton-parody.md

An anonymous painter from Amsterdam, known as Pet Rex Art, is thanked for his contributions. A listener from West Virginia requests a classic parody clip of Hillary Clinton as the Emperor from Star Wars. The hosts discuss the enduring appeal of "fuzzy cow" imagery in their newsletter and the community's desire for political satire.

Keywords: [instagram](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/instagram.md), pet rex art, [hillary clinton](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/hillary-clinton.md), emperor palpatine, fuzzy cows

### Nitrogen Crisis Rationale and Environmental Psyops

- **Episode:** [1569: Hydrating](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1569-hydrating.md)
- **Published:** 2023-07-02
- **Time:** 30:58–33:51
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1569-hydrating/chapter/nitrogen-crisis-rationale-and-environmental-psyops.md

The rationale for labeling nitrogen as an environmental pollutant is scrutinized, given that it constitutes over 70% of the Earth's atmosphere. The hosts dismiss the "nitrogen crisis" as a psychological operation similar to the narrative surrounding carbon dioxide. They argue that the focus on "cow farts" and agricultural emissions is a distraction from the actual goal of land acquisition and social engineering.

Keywords: [nitrogen](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/nitrogen.md), [carbon dioxide](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/carbon-dioxide.md), [climate change](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/climate-change.md), [the hague](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/the-hague.md), [cow farts](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cow-farts.md)

### Netherlands Cow Restrictions, Homeless Veteran Hoax

- **Episode:** [1557: Stern & Wrinkled](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1557-stern-wrinkled.md)
- **Published:** 2023-05-21
- **Time:** 1:04:42–1:07:50
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1557-stern-wrinkled/chapter/netherlands-cow-restrictions-homeless-veteran-hoax.md

Leaked reports from the Netherlands suggest new environmental regulations may limit farmers to only two cows per 0.8 acres to combat nitrogen emissions. Meanwhile, a widely reported story about homeless veterans being displaced by migrants in New York was revealed to be an elaborate hoax. These items are used to illustrate how both real and fake news can be used to "spin up" public outrage.

Keywords: [netherlands](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/netherlands.md), [farming](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/farming.md), [cows](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cows.md), nitrogen crisis, [new york](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/new-york.md), homeless veterans

### Chinese Super Cows and Milk Production

- **Episode:** [1528: HABIDAT](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1528-habidat.md)
- **Published:** 2023-02-09
- **Time:** 2:45:00–2:46:21
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1528-habidat/chapter/chinese-super-cows-and-milk-production.md

Scientists in China have reportedly cloned "super cows" capable of producing 18 tons of milk per year. The project aims to reduce China's dependency on imported dairy cattle, though the welfare of the high-output animals is questioned.

Keywords: [china](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/china.md), super cows, [cloning](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cloning.md), [milk](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/milk.md), [biotechnology](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/biotechnology.md)

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