Topic: Coffee

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The Final Episode
Episode 1916 • • 3:15:06 - 3:17:15

1916: The Final Episode

Dame Janet and Eli the Coffee Guy Final Notes

Dame Janet of Wyoming sends a sympathy card and requests the "I Love My Truck" jingle. Eli the Coffee Guy, owner of Gigawatt Coffee Roasters, reflects on his time as a "corporate spook" and how the show kept him company during his transition to business ownership. He offers a final discount code for the "No Agenda" community.

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Thrust Package
Episode 1914 • • 3:03:51 - 3:20:45

1914: Thrust Package

Final Donation Credits and Small Business Shoutouts

The final segment of the donation read includes "Associate Executive Producers" and small business owners who support the show. Eli the Coffee Guy from Gigawatt Coffee Roasters is thanked for his ongoing contributions. Adam Curry emphasizes that the show's independence is entirely dependent on the voluntary financial support of its audience.

Meat Muck
Episode 1913 • • 2:29:43 - 2:45:09

1913: Meat Muck

JCD Challenge Coin Recipients and Final Donor Credits

The final list of donors for the John C. Dvorak honorary challenge coin is read, along with advertisements for community-run businesses like Gigawatt Coffee and Bot Commander AI. Donors share personal stories of how the show helped them navigate the COVID-19 era and their sadness over the show's upcoming conclusion. Adam Curry thanks the "No Agenda Nation" for their continued "time, talent, and treasure."

Surpriselets
Episode 1911 • • 2:22:30 - 2:31:29

1911: Surpriselets

JCD Memorial Challenge Coins and Final Credits

Producers contribute specifically to receive the John C. Dvorak Memorial Challenge Coin, priced at $388.83. The segment includes birthday wishes, business plugs for Gigawatt Coffee and Bot Commander, and the "dedouching" of new knights. Adam Curry concludes the donor reads by emphasizing the importance of the community in keeping the spirit of the show alive.

Media Murder
Episode 1910 • • 2:27:23 - 2:33:45

1910: Media Murder

Executive Producer Credits and Small Batch Coffee

The show acknowledges its Executive Producers for episode 1910, thanking those who contributed $300 or more. Additionally, the hosts highlight a package from Gigawatt Coffee Roasters, an artisan small-batch roastery that provides bespoke coffee to the show. Other physical donations, such as a vintage MTV-branded Hot Wheels van, are also mentioned as part of the community's "talent and treasure" contributions.

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Chivatican
Episode 1908 • • 2:14:18 - 2:23:59

1908: Chivatican

Executive Producer Credits and Value for Value Donations

Adam Curry reads the names and notes of Executive and Associate Executive Producers who supported the show with donations of $200 or more. Many donors contributed the specific amount of $388.83 to receive the John C. Dvorak Memorial Challenge Coin. The segment includes promotional mentions for Gigawatt Coffee Roasters, La Jolla Salt Corporation, and Martell Hardware as part of the value-for-value exchange.

Nerdballs
Episode 1905 • • 2:29:17 - 2:36:14

1905: Nerdballs

Associate Executive Producer Credits and Community Business Plugs

Donations are recognized from Ian Cummings, who honors his late father, and several community businesses. Plugs include Manuka Gold relief gel, Gigawatt Coffee Roasters, and Linda Liu’s resume services at Image Makers Inc. Scotty K introduces "Bot Commander," an AI agent tool, while other producers are credited for their ongoing support of the value-for-value model.

Asymmetric Intimacy
Episode 1899 • • 2:04:12 - 2:12:40

1899: Asymmetric Intimacy

Global Meetup Reports and Community Support

The show acknowledges various community meetups and business supporters, including Manuka Gold and Gigawatt Coffee Roasters. A detailed report from the "drunken minstrel" in Australia describes the harsh authoritarian laws in the country. Curry also promotes Linda Lou Patkin’s resume services and thanks the "troll room" for their participation during the live stream.

Caconian
Episode 1897 • • 2:18:47 - 2:23:01

1897: Caconian

Associate Executive Producers, Gigawatt Coffee

Adam Curry thanks the Associate Executive Producers and show supporters, including Manuka Gold and Eli the Coffee Guy from Gigawatt Coffee Roasters. He also acknowledges Nicholas Ficklin, producer of Sklazin Hot Sauce, who created a special batch in honor of JCD. The segment concludes with the classic "I Got Ants" jingle in recognition of the new Order of the Ant.

XY You're Out
Episode 1895 • • 2:29:01 - 2:40:29

1895: XY You're Out

Associate Executive Producers, Small Business Supporters

The hosts read donations from Associate Executive Producers and promote community-aligned businesses. Manuka Gold honey and Gigawatt Coffee Roasters are highlighted for offering discounts to No Agenda listeners. Other donors mentioned include Linda Lou Patkin of Image Makers Inc, who specializes in resume writing, and various "knights" and "barons" from the No Agenda community across the U.S. and Europe.

En Banc
Episode 1893 • • 2:23:49 - 2:28:40

1893: En Banc

New Knighting, Sir Hasmaticus II and Gigawatt Coffee

Sir Hasmaticus II is knighted following a $223 donation. Eli the Coffee Guy from Gigawatt Coffee Roasters is thanked for his $208 donation and offers a 20% discount to listeners with the code "ITM20." Linda Lou Patkin of Image Makers Inc is also recognized for her support and her work in professional resume writing.

We Need Memes!
Episode 1891 • • 2:45:03 - 2:47:21

1891: We Need Memes!

Knighting Ceremony, Sir Danny of Cumberland County

Darren and Larry perform a formal knighting ceremony for Danny Haynes, who becomes "Sir Danny Knight of Cumberland County" for his $1,000 donation. They also announce a title change for "Baronet Nobody of New Jersey" and celebrate several birthdays, including the birth of "Miles the Coffee Kid," son of Eli the Coffee Guy.

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