# Cignet Rings on The No Agenda Show Cignet Rings comes up in 11 chapters across 11 episodes of The No Agenda Show, from July 2021 to March 2026. - **Chapters:** 11 - **Episodes:** 11 - **Discussed:** July 2021 – March 2026 - **Related topics:** [Knighthood](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/knighthood.md), [Peerage](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/peerage.md), [Birthday](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/birthday.md), [Birthdays](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/birthdays.md), [Damehood](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/damehood.md), [Knighting](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/knighting.md), [Value For Value](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/value-for-value.md), [Archduke](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/archduke.md), [Ceremony](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/ceremony.md), [Certificate](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/certificate.md) ## Chapters 1–11 of 11 ### Knighting Ceremony, Sir CK Lindemood and Sir Rick of The Hammer - **Episode:** [1854: Rackout](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1854-rackout.md) - **Published:** 2026-03-26 - **Time:** 2:19:44–2:23:05 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1854-rackout/chapter/knighting-ceremony-sir-ck-lindemood-and-sir-rick-of-the-hammer.md A formal knighting ceremony is held for Cameron Lindemood and Rick Zahler, who have each contributed over $1,000 to the program. They are granted the titles "Sir CK Lindemood" and "Sir Rick of The Hammer," respectively, and are invited to claim their custom cignet rings. The ceremony includes traditional humorous "provisions" like mutton, meat, and virtual bones for the newly knighted dog, Sir Gizmo. Keywords: [knighthood](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/knighthood.md), [cignet rings](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cignet-rings.md), [texas](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/texas.md), [wyoming](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/wyoming.md), [chemtrails](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/chemtrails.md), [peerage](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/peerage.md) ### Knighting Ceremony, Commodore J-Stroke, No Agenda Rings - **Episode:** [1756: AG Barbie](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1756-ag-barbie.md) - **Published:** 2025-04-17 - **Time:** 3:01:54–3:04:19 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1756-ag-barbie/chapter/knighting-ceremony-commodore-j-stroke-no-agenda-rings.md Commodore J-Stroke is officially knighted following a contribution of $1,000 or more. The ceremony includes the traditional reading of the "mutton and mead" menu and the presentation of the No Agenda Knight ring. Listeners are encouraged to visit the show's website to view the official signet rings and sizing guides for their own knighthoods and doctorates. Keywords: [knighting](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/knighting.md), commodore j-stroke, [no agenda rings](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/no-agenda-rings.md), [cignet ring](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cignet-ring.md), [certificate](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/certificate.md) ### Peerage Roundtable, New Knights and Dames - **Episode:** [1723: Quademic](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1723-quademic.md) - **Published:** 2024-12-22 - **Time:** 2:55:00–2:58:21 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1723-quademic/chapter/peerage-roundtable-new-knights-and-dames.md New Knights and Dames, including Dame Nikki Ray and Sir Singhee, are officially welcomed to the Roundtable. The hosts perform the traditional ceremony, listing the various fictional refreshments available to the new peers. Listeners are encouraged to visit NoAgendaRings.com to view the official signet rings. Keywords: [knighthood](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/knighthood.md), [damehood](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/damehood.md), [roundtable](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/roundtable.md), [peerage](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/peerage.md), [cignet rings](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cignet-rings.md) ### Birthday Announcements, Peerage Upgrades, Cignet Rings - **Episode:** [1656: Johnson Pivot](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1656-johnson-pivot.md) - **Published:** 2024-05-02 - **Time:** 2:45:02–2:48:44 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1656-johnson-pivot/chapter/birthday-announcements-peerage-upgrades-cignet-rings.md The hosts celebrated several birthdays and officially promoted Dame Astrid and Sir Mark to Archduchess and Archduke of Japan. New knights were welcomed to the "Roundtable," and information was provided on how to obtain No Agenda Cignet rings and certificates of authenticity. Keywords: [birthdays](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/birthdays.md), [peerage](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/peerage.md), archduchess, [archduke](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/archduke.md), [cignet rings](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cignet-rings.md) ### Knighthood Ceremony, Sir Jojo and Sir Sevener - **Episode:** [1654: e-Safety](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1654-e-safety.md) - **Published:** 2024-04-25 - **Time:** 3:05:02–3:09:15 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1654-e-safety/chapter/knighthood-ceremony-sir-jojo-and-sir-sevener.md Joseph Smolik and Walker Phillips are officially knighted as "Sir Jojo of the Holden Forest" and "Sir Sevener Partridge." The ceremony includes a list of requested items for the "Round Table," such as Slovenian potica and falafel wraps. The new knights are instructed to visit the No Agenda Rings website to receive their official cignet rings and wax seals. Keywords: joseph smolik, walker phillips, [knighthood](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/knighthood.md), potica, [cignet ring](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cignet-ring.md) ### Birthday Celebrations and Knighting Ceremony - **Episode:** [1629: Sunflower Kids](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1629-sunflower-kids.md) - **Published:** 2024-01-28 - **Time:** 2:44:29–2:47:36 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1629-sunflower-kids/chapter/birthday-celebrations-and-knighting-ceremony.md A formal knighting ceremony was held for Kyle J. Vargas (Sir Kyle of South Placer County) and Cody Smith (Knight Smitty). The ceremony included the traditional reading of the "Hookers & Blow" menu and a promotion for No Agenda cignet rings. Several birthdays were also celebrated, including those of Sparkles of Chaos and Spencer Pollock. Keywords: [knighthood](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/knighthood.md), [cignet rings](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cignet-rings.md), [birthday](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/birthday.md), sparkles of chaos, kyle j vargas ### Knighting Ceremony and Ring Size Instructions - **Episode:** [1599: Drop the Op](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1599-drop-the-op.md) - **Published:** 2023-10-15 - **Time:** 2:30:39–2:34:10 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1599-drop-the-op/chapter/knighting-ceremony-and-ring-size-instructions.md The hosts conduct a formal knighthood ceremony for Sir Kirk of Siouxland and Sir Christo of the Black Mountain. The new knights are granted their titles and instructed on how to claim their official No Agenda cignet rings. The ceremony includes the traditional humorous list of "hookers and blow" alternatives. Keywords: [knighthood](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/knighthood.md), sir kirk, sir christo, [cignet rings](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cignet-rings.md), [ceremony](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/ceremony.md) ### Birthday Call-outs, Knighthood Ceremony, No Agenda Rings - **Episode:** [1542: Digital Dementia](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1542-digital-dementia.md) - **Published:** 2023-03-30 - **Time:** 2:40:00–2:42:40 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1542-digital-dementia/chapter/birthday-call-outs-knighthood-ceremony-no-agenda-rings.md The hosts celebrate several listener birthdays and perform a formal knighthood ceremony for three new knights and a dame. They describe the "No Agenda Rings" available at the round table and invite the new producers to join the community. The segment concludes with the traditional "Mutton and Mead" welcome. Keywords: [birthdays](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/birthdays.md), [knighthood](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/knighthood.md), [cignet rings](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cignet-rings.md), [mutton and mead](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/mutton-and-mead.md), [round table](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/round-table.md) ### Producer Credits, Knighting Ceremony - **Episode:** [1494: Radiation Tsunami](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1494-radiation-tsunami.md) - **Published:** 2022-10-13 - **Time:** 2:44:07–2:55:45 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1494-radiation-tsunami/chapter/producer-credits-knighting-ceremony.md The show concluded its primary donation segment by crediting dozens of producers from around the world, including Australia, the UK, and Canada. A formal knighting ceremony was held for Sir Nacho Alcatraz and Sir Foam Finger Number One, who received the traditional "Hookers & Blow" jingle. The hosts explained the "Value for Value" model and the significance of the No Agenda Cignet rings. Keywords: [knighting](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/knighting.md), [cignet ring](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cignet-ring.md), [value for value](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/value-for-value.md), [donations](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/donations.md), [producers](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/producers.md) ### Producer Credits, Birthday Announcements, Knighting Ceremony - **Episode:** [1481: Injectables](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1481-injectables.md) - **Published:** 2022-08-28 - **Time:** 2:35:20–2:45:48 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1481-injectables/chapter/producer-credits-birthday-announcements-knighting-ceremony.md The hosts conclude the producer credits, thanking individuals for their "time, talent, and treasure." They announce birthdays for listeners and staff, including the show's webmaster, Tim. A formal knighting ceremony is held for new knights, including Sir Gregory of the Continual Vacation and Sir Goat of the Hill. Keywords: [value for value](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/value-for-value.md), [executive producer](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/executive-producer.md), [knighthood](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/knighthood.md), [birthday](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/birthday.md), [cignet ring](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cignet-ring.md), [no agenda](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/no-agenda.md) ### Knighting Ceremony for New No Agenda Peers - **Episode:** [1361: Variant Factories](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1361-variant-factories.md) - **Published:** 2021-07-04 - **Time:** 2:56:58–3:00:01 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1361-variant-factories/chapter/knighting-ceremony-for-new-no-agenda-peers.md In a formal knighting ceremony, the hosts grant titles to seven high-level donors, including Dame Jen of the Free Republic of England and Sir Michael Anthony, the Mutton Monger. 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