# Christmas on The No Agenda Show Christmas comes up in 163 chapters across 104 episodes of The No Agenda Show, from December 2007 to December 2025. - **Chapters:** 163 - **Episodes:** 104 - **Discussed:** December 2007 – December 2025 - **Related topics:** [Adam Curry](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/adam-curry.md), [John C. Dvorak](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/john-c-dvorak.md), [No Agenda](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/no-agenda.md), [Donations](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/donations.md), [Netherlands](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/netherlands.md), [Value For Value](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/value-for-value.md), [Donald Trump](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/donald-trump.md), [Kwanzaa](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/kwanzaa.md), [Sign-off](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/sign-off.md), [Silicon Valley](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/silicon-valley.md) ## Chapters 1–20 of 163 ### Christmas Greetings, Happy Christmas vs Merry Holidays - **Episode:** [1828: No Agenda Christmas 2025](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1828-no-agenda-christmas-2025.md) - **Published:** 2025-12-25 - **Time:** 6:17 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1828-no-agenda-christmas-2025/chapter/christmas-greetings-happy-christmas-vs-merry-holidays.md Adam Curry and John C. Dvorak open the Christmas special from Texas and Northern Silicon Valley. They discuss the linguistic shift from "Merry Christmas" to "Happy Christmas" and "Merry Holidays," with Dvorak noting local liberals using the latter. The hosts mention a "best of" compilation prepared by Sir Donald Winkler and touch upon "surveillance pricing" as a reason to delay holiday shopping. 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He describes receiving a last-minute invitation to a one-off Led Zeppelin reunion concert and party scheduled for the same night as the staff event. The segment includes a archival clip of a "pod-safe" Christmas song recording featuring Cece Chapman and Jawbone. Keywords: podshow uk, [led zeppelin](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/led-zeppelin.md), [london](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/london.md), [christmas party](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/christmas-party.md), [yorkshire tea](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/yorkshire-tea.md), cece chapman ### Queen Elizabeth II, Annual Christmas Speech Criticism - **Episode:** [1828: No Agenda Christmas 2025](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1828-no-agenda-christmas-2025.md) - **Published:** 2025-12-25 - **Time:** 9:24–11:57 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1828-no-agenda-christmas-2025/chapter/queen-elizabeth-ii-annual-christmas-speech-criticism.md The hosts critique the tradition of the Queen's Christmas speech in the United Kingdom, which airs annually at 3:00 PM. They describe the address as cold and impersonal, noting the use of electronic news gathering footage showing Prince Charles and his sons visiting children in Africa. The commentary highlights the perceived irony of royals advising the public on fulfillment through service while living on tax money. Keywords: [queen elizabeth ii](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/queen-elizabeth-ii.md), [united kingdom](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/united-kingdom.md), [christmas speech](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/christmas-speech.md), [royal family](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/royal-family.md), subjects, eng footage ### TSA Carolers, LAX Airport Public Relations - **Episode:** [1828: No Agenda Christmas 2025](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1828-no-agenda-christmas-2025.md) - **Published:** 2025-12-25 - **Time:** 20:22–22:46 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1828-no-agenda-christmas-2025/chapter/tsa-carolers-lax-airport-public-relations.md A report from ABC News features TSA employees singing Christmas carols at Los Angeles International Airport to reduce traveler stress. The hosts mock the segment as a "Ministry of Truth" production designed to humanize the agency. They compare the TSA uniforms to historical "brown shirts" and criticize the performative nature of the singing. Keywords: [tsa](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/tsa.md), [lax](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/lax.md), christmas carols, [abc news](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/abc-news.md), [public relations](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/public-relations.md), [ministry of truth](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/ministry-of-truth.md) ### Herman Van Rompuy, European Union Christmas Haiku - **Episode:** [1828: No Agenda Christmas 2025](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1828-no-agenda-christmas-2025.md) - **Published:** 2025-12-25 - **Time:** 22:47–24:25 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1828-no-agenda-christmas-2025/chapter/herman-van-rompuy-european-union-christmas-haiku.md Herman Van Rompuy, former President of the European Council, delivers a Christmas message in the form of a Dutch haiku. The poem translates to themes of silence, happiness, and "hoping for hope" between Christmas and the New Year. The hosts find the message confusing and joke about the directive for citizens to be silent to achieve happiness. 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The Swedish tale involves the troll learning that helping others is the key to humanity, which the hosts liken to a mix of *The Grinch* and *Pinocchio*. Dvorak provides a satirical reading of the classic American poem interspersed with references to "brown shirts." Keywords: the night before christmas, [sweden](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/sweden.md), [trolls](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/trolls.md), [st. nicholas](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/st-nicholas.md), christmas traditions ### Hoverboard Fire Hazards, Marijuana Stocking Stuffers - **Episode:** [1828: No Agenda Christmas 2025](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1828-no-agenda-christmas-2025.md) - **Published:** 2025-12-25 - **Time:** 29:07–32:28 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1828-no-agenda-christmas-2025/chapter/hoverboard-fire-hazards-marijuana-stocking-stuffers.md The hosts discuss holiday safety, specifically the risk of hoverboards catching fire when parked under Christmas trees. They also reference a news report from Seattle regarding the popularity of marijuana as a stocking stuffer, including an $80 "comically large joint" that has become a top seller at local dispensaries. Keywords: hoverboards, [fire hazard](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/fire-hazard.md), [seattle](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/seattle.md), [marijuana](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/marijuana.md), [christmas gifts](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/christmas-gifts.md), pot shop ### White Christmas Song, Beverly Hills Parody Origins - **Episode:** [1828: No Agenda Christmas 2025](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1828-no-agenda-christmas-2025.md) - **Published:** 2025-12-25 - **Time:** 32:30–34:54 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1828-no-agenda-christmas-2025/chapter/white-christmas-song-beverly-hills-parody-origins.md A PBS NewsHour segment reveals that Irving Berlin's "White Christmas" was originally written as a parody. The deleted opening verse described a person sitting by a pool in Beverly Hills among orange and palm trees, dreaming of a snowy northern Christmas. The song only became a sentimental classic in 1942 when it resonated with American military personnel serving overseas during World War II. 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He explains the custom of drawing names for a gift exchange where presents are hidden in elaborate "surprises" (such as boxes of wood chips) and accompanied by anonymous poems. The segment also touches on neighborhood "house wars" involving competitive Christmas light displays. Keywords: [sinterklaas](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/sinterklaas.md), [netherlands](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/netherlands.md), [christmas lights](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/christmas-lights.md), gift exchange, poems, surprise ### Disneyland Christmas, Holiday Ride Overhauls - **Episode:** [1828: No Agenda Christmas 2025](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1828-no-agenda-christmas-2025.md) - **Published:** 2025-12-25 - **Time:** 38:21–41:34 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1828-no-agenda-christmas-2025/chapter/disneyland-christmas-holiday-ride-overhauls.md A host recounts visiting Disneyland on Christmas Day, noting that the park was at maximum capacity and required the fire marshal to restrict entry. They describe how rides like the Haunted Mansion and "It's a Small World" receive complete holiday overhauls with new storylines and music. Other attractions, such as Pirates of the Caribbean and the Jungle Cruise, are decorated with seasonal props and Santa suits for the animals. 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The segment notes that Donald Trump campaigned on bringing back "Merry Christmas," though clips show Barack Obama used the phrase frequently during his presidency. The hosts argue the choice of greeting has become a proxy for religious and political identity. 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They debate whether the character is a legitimate cultural fixture or a fictional invention popularized by media like *Saturday Night Live*. The conversation touches on how Jewish families navigate the dominant Christmas culture in America. Keywords: hanukkah harry, jewish traditions, [saturday night live](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/saturday-night-live.md), [christmas](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/christmas.md), [holidays](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/holidays.md) ### UK Christmas Cancellation, COVID-19 Variant Restrictions - **Episode:** [1828: No Agenda Christmas 2025](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1828-no-agenda-christmas-2025.md) - **Published:** 2025-12-25 - **Time:** 1:02:41–1:05:06 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1828-no-agenda-christmas-2025/chapter/uk-christmas-cancellation-covid-19-variant-restrictions.md Prime Minister Boris Johnson announces the cancellation of Christmas plans for millions in the UK due to a rapidly spreading new variant of the coronavirus. The restrictions, implemented with very short notice, triggered a mass exodus from London. The hosts criticize the move and play clips of WHO officials advising against hugging family members during the holiday season. 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The lyrics target figures like Anthony Fauci and Bill Gates, suggesting that science is being used to ensure compliance. The song highlights the contrast between open big-box stores and closed small businesses. 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The hosts express surprise that American musician Todd Rundgren covered the "creepy" and "sick" song. They describe the dark humor inherent in the Dutch holiday classic. Keywords: flappy, [todd rundgren](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/todd-rundgren.md), joep van der hecke, [netherlands](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/netherlands.md), christmas dinner, [rabbit](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/rabbit.md) ### Australian Health Experts, Fat Santa Criticism - **Episode:** [1828: No Agenda Christmas 2025](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1828-no-agenda-christmas-2025.md) - **Published:** 2025-12-25 - **Time:** 1:42:16–1:43:19 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1828-no-agenda-christmas-2025/chapter/australian-health-experts-fat-santa-criticism.md An Australian health expert calls for a "healthier representation" of Santa Claus, arguing that his obesity promotes unhealthy eating habits. The expert suggests that professional Santas should lose weight to avoid associating the holiday with overindulgence and heart risk. The hosts express exhaustion with the constant policing of holiday traditions. 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Adam Curry shares that his wife is cooking a ham and bacon sourced from Nolo Check Meats. Keywords: rib roast, [mimi dvorak](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/mimi-dvorak.md), [south dakota](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/south-dakota.md), nolo check meats, [ham](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/ham.md), christmas dinner ### Double Dip Depression Slave Stew, Tudor Christmas - **Episode:** [1828: No Agenda Christmas 2025](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1828-no-agenda-christmas-2025.md) - **Published:** 2025-12-25 - **Time:** 1:53:35–1:54:55 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1828-no-agenda-christmas-2025/chapter/double-dip-depression-slave-stew-tudor-christmas.md Adam Curry mentions making "Double Dip Depression Slave Stew," a show staple, for the day after Christmas. John Dvorak explains that his family traditionally celebrates on January 1st, a custom he traces back to the 15th and 16th-century Tudors. 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Keywords: christmas miracle, acura integra, taylorsville, ksl news, [car theft](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/car-theft.md), travis christensen ### Twelve Days of No Agenda, Outro and Credits - **Episode:** [1828: No Agenda Christmas 2025](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1828-no-agenda-christmas-2025.md) - **Published:** 2025-12-25 - **Time:** 2:00:20–2:04:30 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1828-no-agenda-christmas-2025/chapter/twelve-days-of-no-agenda-outro-and-credits.md The show concludes with a "Twelve Days of No Agenda" song featuring show-specific memes like "12 years before extinction" and "5 emotional support goats." The hosts credit Sir Donald Winkler for producing the special and reiterate the "value-for-value" funding model. They sign off with a reminder of their next live broadcast on Sunday. 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