# Chimpanzees on The No Agenda Show Chimpanzees comes up in 5 chapters across 5 episodes of The No Agenda Show, from April 2009 to September 2026. - **Chapters:** 5 - **Episodes:** 5 - **Discussed:** April 2009 – September 2026 - **Related topics:** [Animal Rights](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/animal-rights.md), [Al Gore](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/al-gore.md), [Dominique Strauss-kahn](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/dominique-strauss-kahn.md), [Fox News](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/fox-news.md), [Habeas Corpus](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/habeas-corpus.md), [Meat Industry](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/meat-industry.md), [Mma](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/mma.md), [New York Post](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/new-york-post.md), [Polar Bear](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/polar-bear.md), [Pr Stunt](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/pr-stunt.md) ## Chapters 1–5 of 5 ### Cole Johnson, MMA Fighter vs Chimpanzee - **Episode:** [1901: Neighbor Narcs](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1901-neighbor-narcs.md) - **Published:** 2026-09-06 - **Time:** 1:57:36–2:02:11 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1901-neighbor-narcs/chapter/cole-johnson-mma-fighter-vs-chimpanzee.md MMA fighter Cole Johnson claims he has been offered money to fight a wild chimpanzee in a foreign country and eventually a polar bear with a sword. Johnson describes a "game plan" involving slamming the chimp, while the hosts mock the idea as suicidal given the extreme physical strength of primates. The segment highlights the absurdity of "D-level" internet content and concludes with Rob Dew's sign-off for the holiday weekend. Keywords: cole johnson, [mma](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/mma.md), chimpanzee, [polar bear](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/polar-bear.md), animal fighting ### Legal Personhood for Chimpanzees and Fox News Debate - **Episode:** [660: Clog the Pipes](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/660-clog-the-pipes.md) - **Published:** 2014-10-12 - **Time:** 3:10:27–3:13:08 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/660-clog-the-pipes/chapter/legal-personhood-for-chimpanzees-and-fox-news-debate.md The hosts play a clip from Fox News debating whether chimpanzees should be granted legal personhood and the right of habeas corpus. Dvorak dismisses the story as "monkey business," arguing that animals are legally considered property or "chattel." They mock the attempt to extend human legal protections to non-human species. Keywords: [chimpanzees](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/chimpanzees.md), legal personhood, [habeas corpus](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/habeas-corpus.md), [fox news](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/fox-news.md), [animal rights](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/animal-rights.md) ### Chimpanzee The Movie, Disney Nature PR Stunt - **Episode:** [338: Bunga Bunga](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/338-bunga-bunga.md) - **Published:** 2011-09-11 - **Time:** 1:41:10–1:46:48 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/338-bunga-bunga/chapter/chimpanzee-the-movie-disney-nature-pr-stunt.md A viral story about chimpanzees being released from a lab after 30 years is revealed to be a PR stunt for the 2012 Disney Nature film "Chimpanzee." The hosts trace the story back to Michael Aufhauser, a millionaire PR specialist, and argue that major news outlets are complicit in airing "heart-tugging" stories that are actually movie advertisements. Keywords: [chimpanzees](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/chimpanzees.md), disney nature, michael aufhauser, [animal rights](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/animal-rights.md), [pr stunt](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/pr-stunt.md) ### Dominique Strauss-Kahn Sexual Assault Allegations, Al Gore Comparison - **Episode:** [304: Chimp in Heat](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/304-chimp-in-heat.md) - **Published:** 2011-05-15 - **Time:** 6:14–8:02 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/304-chimp-in-heat/chapter/dominique-strauss-kahn-sexual-assault-allegations-al-gore-comparison.md Reports from the New York Post detail the alleged sexual assault by Dominique Strauss-Kahn on a 31-year-old hotel maid. The incident, which reportedly involved Strauss-Kahn emerging naked from a bathroom to accost the staff member, has drawn comparisons to previous allegations against Al Gore. Strauss-Kahn has faced similar accusations of aggressive behavior in 2002 and 2008, leading to his reputation as a "chimpanzee in heat." Keywords: [dominique strauss-kahn](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/dominique-strauss-kahn.md), [al gore](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/al-gore.md), [sexual assault](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/sexual-assault.md), [new york post](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/new-york-post.md), chimpanzee in heat ### Chimpanzee Behavior, Meat for Sex Study - **Episode:** [87: Knights of the No Agenda Armory](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/87-knights-of-the-no-agenda-armory.md) - **Published:** 2009-04-08 - **Time:** 37:05–38:40 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/87-knights-of-the-no-agenda-armory/chapter/chimpanzee-behavior-meat-for-sex-study.md A scientific study reveals that male chimpanzees frequently trade scraps of meat for sexual favors from females. The hosts jokingly suggest this story might be a plant by the meat industry to counter negative press regarding global warming. They compare the behavior to modern human marketing tactics, such as beer commercials that link product consumption to sexual success. Keywords: [chimpanzees](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/chimpanzees.md), [meat industry](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/meat-industry.md), evolutionary biology, mating habits --- This is the markdown version of a page on The No Agenda Show for AI agents. Every public page on this site has one: add `.md` to its URL, or request it with `Accept: text/markdown`. - [Site index for agents (llms.txt)](https://search.noagendashow.net/llms.txt) - [Home](https://search.noagendashow.net/index.md) - [Search transcripts](https://search.noagendashow.net/search.md) - [All episodes](https://search.noagendashow.net/episodes.md) - [Topics](https://search.noagendashow.net/topics.md) - [People](https://search.noagendashow.net/people.md)