# Chicken on The No Agenda Show

Chicken comes up in 83 chapters across 80 episodes of The No Agenda Show, from October 2008 to October 2026.

- **Chapters:** 83
- **Episodes:** 80
- **Discussed:** October 2008 – October 2026
- **Related topics:** [Bird Flu](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/bird-flu.md), [Austin](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/austin.md), [Usda](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/usda.md), [Costco](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/costco.md), [Egg Prices](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/egg-prices.md), [Eggs](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/eggs.md), [Netherlands](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/netherlands.md), [Value For Value](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/value-for-value.md), [Agriculture](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/agriculture.md), [H5n1](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/h5n1.md)

## Chapters 1–20 of 83

### Earl Dude Named Ralph and Costco Wine Request

- **Episode:** [1916: The Final Episode](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1916-the-final-episode.md)
- **Published:** 2026-10-30
- **Time:** 3:49:41–3:51:03
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1916-the-final-episode/chapter/earl-dude-named-ralph-and-costco-wine-request.md

A producer known as Dude Named Ralph reaches the status of Earl. In honor of John C. Dvorak's "tip of the day," he requests that the roundtable menu include Costco wine and rotisserie chicken. He expresses gratitude for the media deconstruction skills learned over 11 years of listening.

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### Costco Chicken Hacks and Ranch Life Chickens

- **Episode:** [1915: Off The Rails](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1915-off-the-rails.md)
- **Published:** 2026-10-25
- **Time:** 43:28–46:20
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1915-off-the-rails/chapter/costco-chicken-hacks-and-ranch-life-chickens.md

The group discusses John C. Dvorak's specific method for selecting the best rotisserie chicken at Costco based on how much the breast touches the plastic wrapper. This transitions into a conversation about raising chickens on their respective ranches, dealing with predators like hawks and dogs, and the abundance of eggs produced by different breeds.

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### The War on Chicken and Listener Knighting Jingles

- **Episode:** [1889: Producer's Tribute to JCD](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1889-producer-s-tribute-to-jcd.md)
- **Published:** 2026-07-27
- **Time:** 1:29:18–1:32:04
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1889-producer-s-tribute-to-jcd/chapter/the-war-on-chicken-and-listener-knighting-jingles.md

A listener-produced jingle titled "The War on Chicken" is played, reflecting the show's community-driven content. The segment also features a "Knight Me Baby" song, a parody used to honor regular donors who achieve high-tier status within the No Agenda "Producer" hierarchy. The hosts celebrate the creativity of their audience in developing show-specific memes.

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### CDC Vaccine Advisory Committee, RFK Jr., and "Theoretical Risks"

- **Episode:** [1801: Hate of Speech](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1801-hate-of-speech.md)
- **Published:** 2025-09-21
- **Time:** 1:42:58–1:50:05
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1801-hate-of-speech/chapter/cdc-vaccine-advisory-committee-rfk-jr-and-theoretical-risks.md

The newly appointed CDC vaccine advisory panel, influenced by Robert F. Kennedy Jr., met in Atlanta to discuss changes to the vaccine schedule. Key decisions included narrowing COVID-19 booster recommendations and separating the measles/chickenpox combo shot due to seizure risks. NPR's coverage is criticized for using the term "theoretical risks" to describe documented side effects like myocarditis.

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### Black Sabbath Farewell and Ozzy Osbourne Anecdotes

- **Episode:** [1779: Buffy Gorilla](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1779-buffy-gorilla.md)
- **Published:** 2025-07-06
- **Time:** 1:01:30–1:03:38
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1779-buffy-gorilla/chapter/black-sabbath-farewell-and-ozzy-osbourne-anecdotes.md

Following Black Sabbath's final concert in Birmingham, a famous anecdote involving Ozzy Osbourne and a failed stage prop is recounted. The story involves a catapult intended to launch chicken guts into the audience that instead malfunctioned, drenching Osbourne himself. The segment reflects on the legendary status of the band and its original lineup.

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### Political Alignment, Fitness and Homeschooling Trends

- **Episode:** [1771: Home Depotation](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1771-home-depotation.md)
- **Published:** 2025-06-08
- **Time:** 57:20–59:30
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1771-home-depotation/chapter/political-alignment-fitness-and-homeschooling-trends.md

A social media commentary explores how healthy lifestyle choices like CrossFit, homeschooling, and raising chickens have become associated with MAGA or alt-right political alignments. The speaker laments that wanting fresh eggs or physical fitness now serves as a red flag for political leanings. This shift is contrasted with the 1980s and 90s when these activities were not owned by a single predominant group.

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### GMO Chickens, Bird Flu and Economic Disaster

- **Episode:** [1767: Best Clips of The Day](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1767-best-clips-of-the-day.md)
- **Published:** 2025-05-24
- **Time:** 1:58:15–1:59:56
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1767-best-clips-of-the-day/chapter/gmo-chickens-bird-flu-and-economic-disaster.md

Dr. Brian Hooker of the Children's Health Defense discusses the culling of poultry herds due to bird flu as an economic disaster that paves the way for GMO products. He notes that the USDA has already developed chickens genetically modified to be immune to influenza. The segment suggests the bird flu outbreak is being used to transition the food supply toward lab-altered animals.

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### Ephemeral Tattoos and NPR Reporting

- **Episode:** [1758: Scream Circle](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1758-scream-circle.md)
- **Published:** 2025-04-24
- **Time:** 2:56:49–2:58:46
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1758-scream-circle/chapter/ephemeral-tattoos-and-npr-reporting.md

An NPR report features individuals who received "temporary" tattoos from the company Ephemeral, which were supposed to fade within 15 months but remain visible after three years. The segment mocks the triviality of the reporting, featuring stories of "silly chicken on a skateboard" and "space dog" tattoos. The hosts use the story to criticize the use of taxpayer funding for NPR.

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### PFAS Contamination, Backyard Chicken Eggs

- **Episode:** [1756: AG Barbie](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1756-ag-barbie.md)
- **Published:** 2025-04-17
- **Time:** 11:06–12:44
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1756-ag-barbie/chapter/pfas-contamination-backyard-chicken-eggs.md

Dutch authorities have issued warnings to citizens regarding the consumption of eggs from backyard chickens. The warning cites high levels of PFAS contamination in the soil and water affecting local poultry. The hosts lament the loss of access to healthy, home-grown food sources due to industrial chemical runoff.

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### Bird Flu, Egg Prices, and Rent-a-Chicken

- **Episode:** [1740: DOGE-CAM](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1740-doge-cam.md)
- **Published:** 2025-02-20
- **Time:** 2:55:30–2:59:09
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1740-doge-cam/chapter/bird-flu-egg-prices-and-rent-a-chicken.md

As egg prices soar due to bird flu outbreaks, some New York City stores have begun selling "Lucy eggs" in small bundles. The hosts discuss the concept of "rent-a-chicken" services as a potential solution for backyard egg production.

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### Super Bowl Food Economics, Chicken Wing Abundance

- **Episode:** [1737: Wrong Puberty](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1737-wrong-puberty.md)
- **Published:** 2025-02-09
- **Time:** 2:29:12–2:33:15
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1737-wrong-puberty/chapter/super-bowl-food-economics-chicken-wing-abundance.md

Despite soaring egg prices caused by avian flu, chicken wing prices remained relatively stable for Super Bowl LIX. The USDA reports that "broiler" chickens raised for meat were less affected by the virus than egg-laying hens. Consequently, Americans were expected to consume 1.5 billion wings during the game, while some restaurants were forced to ration eggs or add surcharges.

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### Egg Theft, Bird Flu, Backyard Chickens

- **Episode:** [1736: The Blurt](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1736-the-blurt.md)
- **Published:** 2025-02-06
- **Time:** 2:27:51–2:30:57
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1736-the-blurt/chapter/egg-theft-bird-flu-backyard-chickens.md

Pennsylvania State Police are investigating the theft of 100,000 organic eggs worth $40,000 from a distribution trailer. Egg prices have reportedly reached $1 per egg in some areas due to bird flu culling. The hosts discuss the complexities of keeping backyard chickens, including the risks of predators and the "brooding" behavior that can halt egg production.

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### H5N1 Strains, Backyard Chickens and Raw Milk Warnings

- **Episode:** [1723: Quademic](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1723-quademic.md)
- **Published:** 2024-12-22
- **Time:** 25:54–29:44
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1723-quademic/chapter/h5n1-strains-backyard-chickens-and-raw-milk-warnings.md

Dr. Celine Gounder discusses different strains of H5N1, claiming the human case in Louisiana differs from the strain found in dairy cattle. The hosts mock the suggestion that backyard chicken owners should call animal control for dead birds. They argue the current media focus on the dangers of raw milk is a coordinated effort to discourage independent food sources.

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### Blackout Wednesday, Automatic Chicken Coop Tip

- **Episode:** [1716: Silver Buckshot](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1716-silver-buckshot.md)
- **Published:** 2024-11-28
- **Time:** 3:09:02–3:19:25
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1716-silver-buckshot/chapter/blackout-wednesday-automatic-chicken-coop-tip.md

John C. Dvorak provides the "Tip of the Day," recommending automatic chicken coop doors for poultry owners. He mentions his daughter Jay's upcoming honeymoon to Japan. The show concludes with a discussion of "Blackout Wednesday" and an end-of-show music mix featuring clips of New York City Mayor Eric Adams and Senator Lindsey Graham.

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### Tyson Foods Job Cuts, Automated Chicken Processing

- **Episode:** [1688: Impusted](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1688-impusted.md)
- **Published:** 2024-08-22
- **Time:** 2:45:52–2:48:57
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1688-impusted/chapter/tyson-foods-job-cuts-automated-chicken-processing.md

Tyson Foods announced 500 job cuts in North Carolina as it shifts to "fully cooked" products. John C. Dvorak shares an anecdote from Poland and the Netherlands about highly automated chicken processing systems that require almost no human labor, suggesting this technology is now being implemented by Tyson.

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### Costco Magazine Podcasting Article, No Agenda Omission

- **Episode:** [1675: Flying Cars](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1675-flying-cars.md)
- **Published:** 2024-07-07
- **Time:** 1:51:30–1:56:40
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1675-flying-cars/chapter/costco-magazine-podcasting-article-no-agenda-omission.md

The "Costco Connection" magazine published an article titled "The Power of Podcasting" but failed to mention podcasting pioneer Adam Curry or veteran tech journalist John C. Dvorak. This omission led to a humorous critique of Costco's editorial standards and the declining quality of their rotisserie chicken packaging. The hosts noted that their independence allows them to criticize corporations like Costco without fear of losing ad revenue.

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### Delta Flight Food Contamination Incident

- **Episode:** [1674: We're Working!](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1674-we-re-working.md)
- **Published:** 2024-07-04
- **Time:** 2:04:33–2:06:17
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1674-we-re-working/chapter/delta-flight-food-contamination-incident.md

A Delta flight from Detroit to Amsterdam was forced to divert to New York after a dozen passengers became ill from eating mold-contaminated chicken. The hosts express skepticism regarding the speed at which the food poisoning symptoms allegedly appeared.

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### Bird Flu Outbreak, Iowa Chicken Culling and Industry Insurance

- **Episode:** [1664: Friendshoring](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1664-friendshoring.md)
- **Published:** 2024-05-30
- **Time:** 22:46–25:59
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1664-friendshoring/chapter/bird-flu-outbreak-iowa-chicken-culling-and-industry-insurance.md

Officials ordered the culling of over 4 million chickens in Iowa following the detection of highly infectious bird flu. Dr. Robert Malone notes that while the risk to public health remains low, the policy is designed to protect the poultry industry from interstate spread. The mass extermination of birds has contributed to rising egg prices, though farmers are often compensated through government payouts and insurance.

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### Value for Value, No Agenda Art, Costco Battery and Chicken Tips

- **Episode:** [1662: Rousting Granny](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1662-rousting-granny.md)
- **Published:** 2024-05-23
- **Time:** 1:14:57–1:21:50
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1662-rousting-granny/chapter/value-for-value-no-agenda-art-costco-battery-and-chicken-tips.md

The show's "Value for Value" model is highlighted, featuring listener-contributed artwork and a critique of Duracell batteries sold at Costco, which are prone to leaking. A consumer tip is shared regarding Costco's rotisserie chickens: the best-cooked birds are those large enough to touch the top of the plastic container. The hosts also discuss the "Trad Wife" theme in recent listener art submissions.

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### Salmonella Regulations, Raw Poultry Standards

- **Episode:** [1655: Illegal Chants](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1655-illegal-chants.md)
- **Published:** 2024-04-28
- **Time:** 1:34:59–1:39:05
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1655-illegal-chants/chapter/salmonella-regulations-raw-poultry-standards.md

The USDA is implementing new rules to declare Salmonella an "adulterant" in certain raw poultry products, such as frozen breaded chicken. Producers will be required to reduce bacteria levels to very low thresholds, leading to concerns that the industry will resort to chemical treatments like bleach dipping to meet the new standards.

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