# Chardonnay on The No Agenda Show

Chardonnay comes up in 40 chapters across 40 episodes of The No Agenda Show, from November 2012 to June 2026.

- **Chapters:** 40
- **Episodes:** 40
- **Discussed:** November 2012 – June 2026
- **Related topics:** [Knighting](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/knighting.md), [Knighthood](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/knighthood.md), [Hookers And Blow](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/hookers-and-blow.md), [Peerage](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/peerage.md), [Rings](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/rings.md), [Round Table](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/round-table.md), [Roundtable](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/roundtable.md), [Costco](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/costco.md), [Mutton](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/mutton.md), [Birthday](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/birthday.md)

## Chapters 1–20 of 40

### Berlin Meetup Audio, Costco Wine Tip and Show Outro

- **Episode:** [1881: Cow Cartel](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1881-cow-cartel.md)
- **Published:** 2026-06-28
- **Time:** 2:38:32–2:46:24
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1881-cow-cartel/chapter/berlin-meetup-audio-costco-wine-tip-and-show-outro.md

The show concludes with audio from the Berlin meetup, featuring a diverse group of attendees from Brazil, Poland, and France. A "Tip of the Day" recommends the 2024 Ferrari Carano Sonoma County Chardonnay at Costco for $15.99, described as an "unobtrusive" choice for those who typically dislike buttery Chardonnays. The hosts sign off, announcing a trip to the Netherlands for a family birth.

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### Wine Tip, Kirkland 2024 Bordeaux Blanc, Costco

- **Episode:** [1864: Pointcast](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1864-pointcast.md)
- **Published:** 2026-04-30
- **Time:** 2:36:13–2:41:05
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1864-pointcast/chapter/wine-tip-kirkland-2024-bordeaux-blanc-costco.md

John C. Dvorak provides a wine tip for the "Anything But Chardonnay" (ABC) crowd, recommending the Kirkland 2024 Bordeaux Blanc available at Costco for $6.99. The wine, sourced from Chateau Petit Freylon, has received high ratings from reviewers for its refreshing and juicy profile.

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### Knighting Ceremony, Sir Fungus Among Us

- **Episode:** [1808: Bad Fad](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1808-bad-fad.md)
- **Published:** 2025-10-16
- **Time:** 2:50:12–2:55:41
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1808-bad-fad/chapter/knighting-ceremony-sir-fungus-among-us.md

Ron Sherman is officially knighted as "Sir Fungus Among Us" following his cumulative contribution of $1,000 to the show. The ceremony includes the traditional bestowal of "Hookers & Blow, Rent Boys, and Chardonnay" at the No Agenda Roundtable. Listeners are encouraged to visit the show's website to view the signet rings and certificates available to those who reach the rank of Knight or Dame.

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### Knighthood Ceremony, Dame Dana, Sir Sisu

- **Episode:** [1726: The Fog](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1726-the-fog.md)
- **Published:** 2025-01-02
- **Time:** 2:57:13–2:58:47
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1726-the-fog/chapter/knighthood-ceremony-dame-dana-sir-sisu.md

A formal knighthood ceremony welcomed Dame Dana of North Carolina, Sir Sisu, and Sir Clip of the Day to the No Agenda Round Table. The new knights and dames were granted symbolic rewards, including "hookers and blow" and "Rombauer Chardonnay." Listeners were encouraged to visit the show's ring website to order custom signet rings.

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### Birthday List, Knighting Proclamations, No Agenda Rings

- **Episode:** [1590: Bold Action](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1590-bold-action.md)
- **Published:** 2023-09-14
- **Time:** 2:48:36–2:51:37
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1590-bold-action/chapter/birthday-list-knighting-proclamations-no-agenda-rings.md

A comprehensive list of listener birthdays is read, followed by the official proclamations for new knights. The hosts mention the availability of "No Agenda Rings" and the traditional "Hookers and Blow" celebration for the round table. This segment serves as the formal conclusion of the producer recognition portion of the program.

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### Birthday Celebrations, Knighting Ceremony

- **Episode:** [1581: Quippy](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1581-quippy.md)
- **Published:** 2023-08-13
- **Time:** 2:32:14–2:35:54
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1581-quippy/chapter/birthday-celebrations-knighting-ceremony.md

The official knighting ceremony for the episode honors Connie, Lusa Rosa, Ava Rosa, Robert Platt, Dr. Disorder, and Mike Rozier. The hosts recite the traditional list of humorous perks, including "hookers and blow" and "gerbils." They promote NoAgendaRings.com for producers to order their official signet rings and certificates of authenticity.

Keywords: [knighting ceremony](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/knighting-ceremony.md), [signet rings](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/signet-rings.md), [chardonnay](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/chardonnay.md), gerbils, [birthday](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/birthday.md)

### Thanksgiving Peerage, Knighting Ceremony, and Ring Sizes

- **Episode:** [1506: Dr. Whoopi](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1506-dr-whoopi.md)
- **Published:** 2022-11-26
- **Time:** 2:49:12–2:58:04
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1506-dr-whoopi/chapter/thanksgiving-peerage-knighting-ceremony-and-ring-sizes.md

The hosts concluded the formal donation segment by knighting several producers and assigning them to the "Round Table." New knights were instructed to provide their ring sizes to receive their official No Agenda rings and certificates of authenticity. The ceremony included the traditional "mutton and mead" welcome and a reminder that these credits are valid for professional use on LinkedIn and IMDB.

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### Knighting Ceremony, Sir P.D. Artist and Sir Mike Newman

- **Episode:** [1460: Wet-Bulb](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1460-wet-bulb.md)
- **Published:** 2022-06-16
- **Time:** 2:38:06–2:39:55
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1460-wet-bulb/chapter/knighting-ceremony-sir-p-d-artist-and-sir-mike-newman.md

Bouke Overbosch and Mike Newman are officially knighted as Sir P.D. Artist and Sir Mike Newman for their $1,000 donations. They are granted the traditional "Hookers & Blow" and "Chardonnay" rewards. The hosts describe the process for receiving the No Agenda Signet Ring and certificate of authenticity.

Keywords: [knighting](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/knighting.md), [signet ring](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/signet-ring.md), [chardonnay](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/chardonnay.md), falacio, chonies

### Birthday List and New Knighting Announcements

- **Episode:** [1421: Chuckle Tell](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1421-chuckle-tell.md)
- **Published:** 2022-01-30
- **Time:** 2:52:47–2:55:30
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1421-chuckle-tell/chapter/birthday-list-and-new-knighting-announcements.md

The hosts read the final birthday list and announced new titles for Dame Tara, Dame Frankie, and Sir Joe Holder. They also discussed the difficulty of shipping "No Agenda" rings to Australia due to current logistics blocks. The segment concluded with a celebratory list of "Hookers & Blow" and other show-specific rewards for the newly knighted producers.

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### Knighting Ceremony, Roundtable Accoutrements

- **Episode:** [1410: Spock Tiled](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1410-spock-tiled.md)
- **Published:** 2021-12-24
- **Time:** 3:06:20–3:08:00
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1410-spock-tiled/chapter/knighting-ceremony-roundtable-accoutrements.md

The formal knighting of several producers, including Loretta Vandenberg and Randy Carlson, is conducted with specific requests for the virtual roundtable. Accoutrements ranging from Texas Tempranillo to BBQ chicken are symbolically provided to the new honorees.

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### Knighting and Daming Ceremony, Ring Sizes

- **Episode:** [1342: Disinfo Dozen](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1342-disinfo-dozen.md)
- **Published:** 2021-04-29
- **Time:** 3:04:27–3:07:33
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1342-disinfo-dozen/chapter/knighting-and-daming-ceremony-ring-sizes.md

The official knighting ceremony for "Baron Crack," "Dame Valerie," and "Sir Worms" is conducted, with the hosts announcing their new titles. Producers who donate over $1,000 are eligible for official No Agenda rings and certificates. The segment includes a humorous list of potential "pairing" options for the new nobles, ranging from "Hookers and Blow" to "Boba and Stinky Tofu."

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### Damehood Petitions, Navy Boot Camp and Wine pH Levels

- **Episode:** [1322: Dark Fate](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1322-dark-fate.md)
- **Published:** 2021-02-18
- **Time:** 2:01:15–2:06:58
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1322-dark-fate/chapter/damehood-petitions-navy-boot-camp-and-wine-ph-levels.md

Donors from Floyd's Knobs, Indiana, and Richmond, Virginia, contribute toward their Damehood and Knighthood titles. One producer prepares for Navy boot camp and language school in Monterey, expressing a desire to see California Governor Gavin Newsom recalled. A winemaker from South Australia, Mike Brewer, reports a series of coincidental "3.33" readings in his grape pH levels and his niece's birth weight, leading to a $333.33 donation.

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### Knighting Ceremony, The Roundtable Feast

- **Episode:** [1321: Doctored Evidence](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1321-doctored-evidence.md)
- **Published:** 2021-02-14
- **Time:** 3:45:41–3:49:27
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1321-doctored-evidence/chapter/knighting-ceremony-the-roundtable-feast.md

The hosts conduct a formal knighting ceremony for several producers, including Sir Mike Addick and Dame Lisa Stradler of the Universe. The "roundtable" is metaphorically set with luxury items like "Crystal Head vodka," "sake and sushi," and "vintage U47 microphones." The segment serves as the official induction for the episode's highest-tier supporters.

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### Knighting Ceremony, Sir Eric the Grease Monkey

- **Episode:** [1316: Mark of the Mask](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1316-mark-of-the-mask.md)
- **Published:** 2021-01-28
- **Time:** 2:50:20–2:53:26
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1316-mark-of-the-mask/chapter/knighting-ceremony-sir-eric-the-grease-monkey.md

Eric Deacon was officially knighted as "Sir Eric the Grease Monkey, Knight of Sunset Ridge" following a $1,000 donation. The ceremony included the traditional reading of the "hookers and blow" menu, with specific requests for pen rips and Chick-fil-A nuggets. Sir Eric is now a member of the No Agenda Roundtable, receiving his official certification and ring.

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### Knighting Ceremony, Mutton and Mead

- **Episode:** [1308: Swiss Cheese Model](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1308-swiss-cheese-model.md)
- **Published:** 2021-01-10
- **Time:** 3:37:11–3:41:58
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1308-swiss-cheese-model/chapter/knighting-ceremony-mutton-and-mead.md

A formal knighting ceremony is held for several producers, including Dame Amy Eckman and Sir Eric Blazinski. The "Round Table" feast is described, featuring mutton, mead, Wagyu beef, and various requested spirits to honor the new knights and dames.

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### Sir Crush-a-lot, Health Passports, Black Knights

- **Episode:** [1291: The Election Special](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1291-the-election-special.md)
- **Published:** 2020-11-05
- **Time:** 2:09:52–2:15:29
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1291-the-election-special/chapter/sir-crush-a-lot-health-passports-black-knights.md

Sir Crush-a-lot is knighted as a Black Knight after his donation was previously missed. He shares an anecdote about seeing a "33" on a wine bottle at the San Francisco airport. The discussion turns to the threat of "health passports" and the influence of Bill Gates and Big Pharma on personal movement and freedom.

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### Birthday List, Knighthood Ceremony

- **Episode:** [1282: Media Decomposition](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1282-media-decomposition.md)
- **Published:** 2020-10-01
- **Time:** 3:08:05–3:10:28
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1282-media-decomposition/chapter/birthday-list-knighthood-ceremony.md

The hosts celebrated birthdays for Ileana Padula, Paul Gabrielson, and others. They performed a formal knighthood ceremony for Robert Blankshane, Paul Gabrielson, and Tommy Horton, bestowing titles such as Sir Cha-Chai and Sir Slovelo, and inviting them to order their official signet rings.

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### Knighthood Ceremony, Sir Steiner and Sir Addison

- **Episode:** [1260: Pre-Decisional](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1260-pre-decisional.md)
- **Published:** 2020-07-16
- **Time:** 2:40:40–2:43:07
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1260-pre-decisional/chapter/knighthood-ceremony-sir-steiner-and-sir-addison.md

In a formal ceremony, several producers were elevated to the rank of Knight for their $1,000 donations. The hosts detailed the perks of knighthood, including official rings and certificates, while celebrating the diverse backgrounds of the new "No Agenda" royalty.

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### Knighting Ceremony at the No Agenda Roundtable

- **Episode:** [1237: Imbleachment](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1237-imbleachment.md)
- **Published:** 2020-04-30
- **Time:** 2:53:57–2:57:47
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1237-imbleachment/chapter/knighting-ceremony-at-the-no-agenda-roundtable.md

Adam Curry and John Dvorak conduct a formal knighting ceremony for five new members of the No Agenda Peerage, including Sir Andrew, Sir CB, and Dame Ladybug. The new knights and dames are invited to the "roundtable" to enjoy symbolic refreshments like mutton, meat, and chai tea. The segment concludes with a reference to the Mueller Report's supposed endorsement of the show.

Keywords: [knighting](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/knighting.md), [mueller report](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/mueller-report.md), [chardonnay](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/chardonnay.md), [mutton](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/mutton.md), [peanut butter](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/peanut-butter.md)

### Dame Chardonnay, Peerage Corrections and Small Donors

- **Episode:** [1224: CAPS](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1224-caps.md)
- **Published:** 2020-03-15
- **Time:** 2:29:10–2:33:32
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1224-caps/chapter/dame-chardonnay-peerage-corrections-and-small-donors.md

Renee Dupont is officially titled "Dame Chardonnay of the Lelanu Grapefields" after a delay in her peerage request. The hosts acknowledge several other $50 donors and emphasize the importance of small, recurring donations in maintaining the show's "value-for-value" model.

Keywords: dame chardonnay, [peerage](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/peerage.md), [roundtable](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/roundtable.md), [value-for-value](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/value-for-value.md), [small donors](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/small-donors.md)

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