# Certificate on The No Agenda Show Certificate comes up in 115 chapters across 106 episodes of The No Agenda Show, from October 2008 to July 2026. - **Chapters:** 115 - **Episodes:** 106 - **Discussed:** October 2008 – July 2026 - **Related topics:** [Barack Obama](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/barack-obama.md), [Knighthood](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/knighthood.md), [Rings](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/rings.md), [Donald Trump](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/donald-trump.md), [Certification](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/certification.md), [Knighting](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/knighting.md), [European Union](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/european-union.md), [Peerage](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/peerage.md), [Hawaii](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/hawaii.md), [China](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/china.md) ## Chapters 1–20 of 115 ### Knighting Ceremony and New Baronial Titles - **Episode:** [1888: In The Mourning](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1888-in-the-mourning.md) - **Published:** 2026-07-24 - **Time:** 5:52:46–5:57:06 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1888-in-the-mourning/chapter/knighting-ceremony-and-new-baronial-titles.md The hosts conduct a formal knighthood and title change ceremony for high-level donors. New titles include the Baron of South Austin and the Baronet of Saxapahaw. A large group of new Knights and Dames is inducted into the roundtable, followed by instructions on how to claim custom No Agenda rings and certificates of authenticity from the official website. Keywords: [knighthood](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/knighthood.md), [baronet](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/baronet.md), [round table](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/round-table.md), ring sizing, [certificate of authenticity](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/certificate-of-authenticity.md) ### Peerage Titles, Knighting Ceremony - **Episode:** [1795: Dead Feathered](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1795-dead-feathered.md) - **Published:** 2025-08-31 - **Time:** 2:57:50–3:02:52 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1795-dead-feathered/chapter/peerage-titles-knighting-ceremony.md The official knighting ceremony takes place for Sir Sharkey and Sir Matt, who have reached the $1,000 donation threshold. Several others are elevated to Secretary General status. The hosts describe the perks of the roundtable, including the "No Agenda ring" and official proclamations, while maintaining the show's tradition of humorous and elaborate title changes. Keywords: [knighthood](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/knighthood.md), [secretary general](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/secretary-general.md), [signet ring](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/signet-ring.md), [certificate](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/certificate.md), [roundtable](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/roundtable.md), [peerage](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/peerage.md) ### IPv6 Configuration Issues and Podcast Stream Fixes - **Episode:** [1790: Florida Ounce](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1790-florida-ounce.md) - **Published:** 2025-08-14 - **Time:** 28:56–32:51 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1790-florida-ounce/chapter/ipv6-configuration-issues-and-podcast-stream-fixes.md Technical difficulties affecting the podcast's live stream were traced to a misconfiguration of IPv6 and SSL certificates. Listeners on AT&T iPhones were particularly affected by the connectivity issues. The problem was identified with the help of a producer and technical lead, leading to a resolution that improved stream stability for mobile users. Keywords: [ipv6](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/ipv6.md), ssl certificate, [podcast movement](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/podcast-movement.md), [technical support](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/technical-support.md), [networking](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/networking.md) ### Green Podcast Certification and PEED Logo - **Episode:** [1786: Best Exit Strategies](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1786-best-exit-strategies.md) - **Published:** 2025-07-31 - **Time:** 1:26:24–1:29:09 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1786-best-exit-strategies/chapter/green-podcast-certification-and-peed-logo.md To capitalize on green energy trends, the hosts propose a "PEED" certification for podcasts under 15 minutes, mocking the LEED building standards. The suggested logo features a parody of the "peeing boy" decal often seen on vehicles. Keywords: [green energy](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/green-energy.md), leed, [podcasting](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/podcasting.md), peed, [certification](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/certification.md), [exit strategy](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/exit-strategy.md) ### Layaway Knighting of Sir Tom Baron of the Frozen Tundra - **Episode:** [1760: Mercenary Spyware](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1760-mercenary-spyware.md) - **Published:** 2025-05-01 - **Time:** 3:06:49–3:09:20 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1760-mercenary-spyware/chapter/layaway-knighting-of-sir-tom-baron-of-the-frozen-tundra.md The program concludes its formal ceremonies with the knighting of "Sir Tom, Baron Tom Warden of the Frozen Tundra," who achieved his title through 11 years of monthly $33.33 donations. The ceremony includes the traditional recitation of the "round table" provisions and instructions for receiving a custom ring and certificate of authenticity. Tom's journey from a "layaway" donor to a Baron is celebrated as a model for long-term listener support. Keywords: [knighting](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/knighting.md), [layaway](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/layaway.md), frozen tundra, [bratwurst](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/bratwurst.md), [rings](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/rings.md), [certificate](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/certificate.md) ### No Agenda Art, Art Generator, Website Glitches - **Episode:** [1756: AG Barbie](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1756-ag-barbie.md) - **Published:** 2025-04-17 - **Time:** 2:08:01–2:11:52 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1756-ag-barbie/chapter/no-agenda-art-art-generator-website-glitches.md The hosts review recent submissions to the No Agenda Art Generator, selecting a "back-to-school shots" lunchbox design by Nessworks as the episode's album art. They also discuss a recent technical glitch at the show's website, which was caused by an expired SSL certificate rather than a DNS issue. Nessworks is currently leading the show's art leaderboard for the last 90 days. Keywords: [no agenda art](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/no-agenda-art.md), [art generator](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/art-generator.md), [nessworks](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/nessworks.md), [website](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/website.md), [dns](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/dns.md), ssl certificate ### Knighting Ceremony, Commodore J-Stroke, No Agenda Rings - **Episode:** [1756: AG Barbie](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1756-ag-barbie.md) - **Published:** 2025-04-17 - **Time:** 3:01:54–3:04:19 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1756-ag-barbie/chapter/knighting-ceremony-commodore-j-stroke-no-agenda-rings.md Commodore J-Stroke is officially knighted following a contribution of $1,000 or more. The ceremony includes the traditional reading of the "mutton and mead" menu and the presentation of the No Agenda Knight ring. Listeners are encouraged to visit the show's website to view the official signet rings and sizing guides for their own knighthoods and doctorates. Keywords: [knighting](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/knighting.md), commodore j-stroke, [no agenda rings](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/no-agenda-rings.md), [cignet ring](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cignet-ring.md), [certificate](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/certificate.md) ### Peerage Upgrades, Signet Rings and Certificates - **Episode:** [1708: Gaytheist](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1708-gaytheist.md) - **Published:** 2024-10-31 - **Time:** 3:08:04–3:15:34 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1708-gaytheist/chapter/peerage-upgrades-signet-rings-and-certificates.md The hosts announce several peerage upgrades, including new Counts and Barons. They provide instructions for new Knights and Dames to visit the "No Agenda Rings" website to order their signet rings and certificates. The ceremony includes the traditional reading of the "Hookers & Blow" and "Mutton at Mead" menu for the new members of the Roundtable. Keywords: [peerage](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/peerage.md), [signet rings](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/signet-rings.md), [knighthood](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/knighthood.md), [certificates](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/certificates.md), [no agenda rings](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/no-agenda-rings.md) ### Sir Scrawley Knighting and Layaway Knights - **Episode:** [1677: Donald Duck!](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1677-donald-duck.md) - **Published:** 2024-07-14 - **Time:** 2:55:19–2:59:01 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1677-donald-duck/chapter/sir-scrawley-knighting-and-layaway-knights.md A formal knighting ceremony is held for "Sir Scrawley, Knight of the Typographical Space," who reached the donation threshold via a layaway plan. The hosts describe the benefits of the No Agenda Roundtable, including custom rings and certificates of authenticity available at noagenderings.com. Keywords: sir scrawley, [knighthood](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/knighthood.md), [no agenda roundtable](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/no-agenda-roundtable.md), [rings](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/rings.md), [certificates](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/certificates.md) ### Birthday List, De-Douching and Signet Rings - **Episode:** [1626: Dingbat](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1626-dingbat.md) - **Published:** 2024-01-18 - **Time:** 2:54:04–2:57:41 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1626-dingbat/chapter/birthday-list-de-douching-and-signet-rings.md The hosts read the birthday list for the week and perform a "de-douching" for a listener's father. They also promote No Agenda signet rings and certificates of authenticity available for knights and dames. The segment emphasizes the community aspect of the "No Agenda Nation" and the various ways listeners can display their support. Keywords: [birthdays](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/birthdays.md), [knighting](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/knighting.md), [signet rings](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/signet-rings.md), [de-douching](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/de-douching.md), [certificates](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/certificates.md) ### No Agenda Knighthood and PhD Commencement Ceremony - **Episode:** [1612: Global Donut](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1612-global-donut.md) - **Published:** 2023-12-06 - **Time:** 3:22:23–3:33:59 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1612-global-donut/chapter/no-agenda-knighthood-and-phd-commencement-ceremony.md Adam and John conduct the formal commencement ceremony for the new Knights, Dames, and PhD graduates. They list the symbolic food and drink items brought to the "Round Table" and direct the new producers to NoAgendaRings.com to claim their certificates and physical rings. Keywords: [knighthood](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/knighthood.md), [phd](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/phd.md), [commencement](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/commencement.md), [round table](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/round-table.md), [rings](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/rings.md), [certificates](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/certificates.md) ### Birthday Biscuits, Knighting Ceremony Finalization - **Episode:** [1613: Fossil Fools](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1613-fossil-fools.md) - **Published:** 2023-12-03 - **Time:** 3:02:31–3:05:52 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1613-fossil-fools/chapter/birthday-biscuits-knighting-ceremony-finalization.md The hosts finalize the knighting and damehood ceremonies for the episode, reading a list of birthdays and describing the perks of the peerage, including custom rings and certificates of authenticity. Keywords: [birthdays](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/birthdays.md), [knighthood](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/knighthood.md), [peerage](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/peerage.md), [rings](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/rings.md), [certificates](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/certificates.md) ### Knighting and Damehood Ceremony, Ring Sizes - **Episode:** [1608: Woke Up Dead](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1608-woke-up-dead.md) - **Published:** 2023-11-16 - **Time:** 2:57:20–3:03:04 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1608-woke-up-dead/chapter/knighting-and-damehood-ceremony-ring-sizes.md The hosts conducted the formal knighting and damehood ceremony for the episode's top donors. New titles were bestowed upon individuals such as Dame Cindy of the Tito's and Sir Patrick the Keeper of Atoms. The new knights and dames were instructed to visit the show's website to provide their ring sizes and addresses for their official certificates and wax seals. Keywords: [knighthood](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/knighthood.md), [damehood](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/damehood.md), [roundtable](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/roundtable.md), [rings](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/rings.md), [certificates](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/certificates.md) ### No Agenda Knighting and PhD Awards - **Episode:** [1604: Janky](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1604-janky.md) - **Published:** 2023-11-02 - **Time:** 2:24:31–2:27:42 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1604-janky/chapter/no-agenda-knighting-and-phd-awards.md Several producers are awarded the No Agenda PhD in Media Deconstruction and granted knighthoods for their significant financial contributions. Recipients include Anthony Sikowsky, Kyle Selig, and Jeffrey Corbett. The hosts explain that these titles are "real" within the context of the show's community and can be displayed on LinkedIn or professional profiles. Keywords: [knighthood](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/knighthood.md), [phd](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/phd.md), [media deconstruction](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/media-deconstruction.md), [peerage](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/peerage.md), [donations](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/donations.md), [certificates](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/certificates.md) ### Final Donations, Knighting Ceremony and Rings - **Episode:** [1570: Unbanked](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1570-unbanked.md) - **Published:** 2023-07-06 - **Time:** 2:35:02–2:43:22 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1570-unbanked/chapter/final-donations-knighting-ceremony-and-rings.md The final segment of donations includes contributions from listeners in Arizona, Pennsylvania, and Canada. The hosts perform a formal knighting ceremony for several producers and promote "No Agenda Rings," which come with a certificate of authenticity and sealing wax for supporters. Keywords: [donations](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/donations.md), [knighthood](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/knighthood.md), [no agenda rings](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/no-agenda-rings.md), [certificate of authenticity](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/certificate-of-authenticity.md), [meetups](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/meetups.md) ### WHO Global Digital Health Certification, Travel Passports - **Episode:** [1562: Tink Tank](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1562-tink-tank.md) - **Published:** 2023-06-08 - **Time:** 1:23:11–1:26:33 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1562-tink-tank/chapter/who-global-digital-health-certification-travel-passports.md The World Health Organization (WHO) launched the Global Digital Health Certification Network, building on the European Union's COVID-19 certificate system. Director-General Tedros Adhanom Ghebreyesus stated the network will eventually expand to include routine immunization cards and international patient summaries. Critics view this as the permanent institutionalization of the digital "health passport" infrastructure. Keywords: [world health organization](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/world-health-organization.md), [tedros adhanom ghebreyesus](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/tedros-adhanom-ghebreyesus.md), covid certificate, [digital health](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/digital-health.md), [european union](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/european-union.md) ### Jingle Credits, Official Knighting of New Members - **Episode:** [1553: Ample Bosom](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1553-ample-bosom.md) - **Published:** 2023-05-07 - **Time:** 2:22:08–2:25:53 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1553-ample-bosom/chapter/jingle-credits-official-knighting-of-new-members.md The creators of various show jingles are credited, specifically "Secret Agent Paul." The formal knighting ceremony for Sir Mark C and Sir Verr of the Ohioan Crest is conducted, granting them access to the "Roundtable" and its symbolic perks. Information on how to order No Agenda rings and certificates of authenticity is provided. Keywords: [jingles](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/jingles.md), [secret agent paul](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/secret-agent-paul.md), [knighthood](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/knighthood.md), [round table](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/round-table.md), [rings](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/rings.md), [certificates](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/certificates.md), slivovitz ### CDC 2020 Death Statistics and COVID Mislabeling - **Episode:** [1530: Red Queen](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1530-red-queen.md) - **Published:** 2023-02-16 - **Time:** 53:20–56:57 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1530-red-queen/chapter/cdc-2020-death-statistics-and-covid-mislabeling.md A review of 2020 CDC data reveals that thousands of deaths attributed to COVID-19 involved patients with terminal illnesses such as end-stage renal failure or cancer. Approximately 10,000 patients were already in hospice care at the time of death. Critics argue that the inclusion of these cases, along with deaths from heart disease and accidents, led to an overcounting of primary COVID-19 fatalities. 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The ceremony concluded with a humorous list of traditional "podium" rewards like "Mutton & Mead." Keywords: [knighthood](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/knighthood.md), [damehood](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/damehood.md), [rings](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/rings.md), [certificate of authenticity](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/certificate-of-authenticity.md), [podium](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/podium.md) ### Knighthood Ceremony, Sir Andrew of Carmelot, Sealing Wax - **Episode:** [1523: Tank Talk](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1523-tank-talk.md) - **Published:** 2023-01-22 - **Time:** 2:12:14–2:16:24 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1523-tank-talk/chapter/knighthood-ceremony-sir-andrew-of-carmelot-sealing-wax.md Drew Williams of Carmel, Indiana, was officially knighted as "Sir Andrew of Carmelot" after reaching the $1,000 cumulative donation threshold. 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