# Cern on The No Agenda Show

Cern comes up in 23 chapters across 23 episodes of The No Agenda Show, from September 2008 to February 2026.

- **Chapters:** 23
- **Episodes:** 23
- **Discussed:** September 2008 – February 2026
- **Related topics:** [Large Hadron Collider](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/large-hadron-collider.md), [Mandela Effect](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/mandela-effect.md), [Switzerland](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/switzerland.md), [Cosmic Rays](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cosmic-rays.md), [Geneva](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/geneva.md), [Global Warming](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/global-warming.md), [Satanic Ritual](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/satanic-ritual.md), [Aerosols](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/aerosols.md), [Al-qaeda](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/al-qaeda.md), [Bill Clinton](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/bill-clinton.md)

## Chapters 1–20 of 23

### CERN Satanic Ritual, Large Hadron Collider, Human Sacrifice Prank

- **Episode:** [1844: Second Half of Show](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1844-second-half-of-show.md)
- **Published:** 2026-02-19
- **Time:** 10:19–11:57
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1844-second-half-of-show/chapter/cern-satanic-ritual-large-hadron-collider-human-sacrifice-prank.md

A video filmed at CERN headquarters depicting a spooky, seemingly satanic ritual is addressed. While CERN officials claimed the footage was a prank performed by individuals with security clearance, the incident fueled public fears regarding the Large Hadron Collider. Skeptics question why such a video would be produced given existing concerns about the facility potentially creating black holes.

Keywords: [cern](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cern.md), [large hadron collider](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/large-hadron-collider.md), [satanic ritual](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/satanic-ritual.md), human sacrifice, [prank](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/prank.md), [security clearance](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/security-clearance.md)

### Solar Eclipse Preparations and CERN Activity

- **Episode:** [1647: Carbon Bomb](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1647-carbon-bomb.md)
- **Published:** 2024-03-31
- **Time:** 2:23:08–2:27:12
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1647-carbon-bomb/chapter/solar-eclipse-preparations-and-cern-activity.md

As the total solar eclipse on April 8th approaches, regions like Travis County, Texas, have declared states of emergency to secure federal funding and National Guard support for the expected influx of tourists. CERN is also scheduled to activate the Large Hadron Collider on the same day, leading to various online theories. Observers note the significant temperature drop that occurs during totality, which some use to argue against solar-driven global warming models.

Keywords: [solar eclipse](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/solar-eclipse.md), [fredericksburg](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/fredericksburg.md), [cern](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cern.md), [large hadron collider](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/large-hadron-collider.md), [national guard](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/national-guard.md)

### Shikma Bressler and the Black Flag Protests

- **Episode:** [1599: Drop the Op](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1599-drop-the-op.md)
- **Published:** 2023-10-15
- **Time:** 1:07:33–1:11:06
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1599-drop-the-op/chapter/shikma-bressler-and-the-black-flag-protests.md

Shikma Bressler, a particle physicist from CERN, has emerged as a leader of the anti-Netanyahu protest movement in Israel. In interviews, she characterizes the judicial reforms as a "coup" that will end Israeli democracy. The hosts compare her rhetoric to American political narratives regarding threats to democracy and investigate her background as a potential globalist figure.

Keywords: shikma bressler, [cern](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cern.md), [black flag](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/black-flag.md), israel protests, [democracy](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/democracy.md), [coup](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/coup.md)

### Large Hadron Collider Restart, Populism Comparisons

- **Episode:** [1466: Bo Jo No Mo](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1466-bo-jo-no-mo.md)
- **Published:** 2022-07-07
- **Time:** 13:31–15:05
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1466-bo-jo-no-mo/chapter/large-hadron-collider-restart-populism-comparisons.md

The restart of the Large Hadron Collider at CERN is jokingly blamed for recent global political instability and "crunchy" events. Comparisons are drawn between Boris Johnson and Donald Trump, framing both as populist figures targeted by institutional forces.

Keywords: [cern](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cern.md), [large hadron collider](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/large-hadron-collider.md), [boris johnson](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/boris-johnson.md), [donald trump](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/donald-trump.md), [populism](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/populism.md)

### Superconducting Super Collider, Elon Musk, Texas Tunnels

- **Episode:** [1371: Bald Nancy](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1371-bald-nancy.md)
- **Published:** 2021-08-09
- **Time:** 2:54:42–2:58:00
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1371-bald-nancy/chapter/superconducting-super-collider-elon-musk-texas-tunnels.md

The hosts recall the Superconducting Super Collider project in Waxahachie, Texas, which was canceled by the Clinton administration after significant underground construction. The site was chosen for its easily drillable chalk subsoil, a feature Elon Musk may utilize for his Boring Company tunnels in Austin. The cancellation of the Texas project allowed the Large Hadron Collider at CERN to become the world's primary particle physics facility.

Keywords: superconducting super collider, waxahachie, [cern](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cern.md), [elon musk](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/elon-musk.md), [george h.w. bush](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/george-h-w-bush.md), [bill clinton](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/bill-clinton.md)

### CERN Large Hadron Collider Visit and Maintenance

- **Episode:** [1069: German SPAM](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1069-german-spam.md)
- **Published:** 2018-09-17
- **Time:** 2:32–4:11
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1069-german-spam/chapter/cern-large-hadron-collider-visit-and-maintenance.md

Adam Curry prepares for a visit to the Large Hadron Collider at CERN in Geneva. He notes that the facility is currently shut down for maintenance, though he plans to visit the gift shop. The hosts joke about the potential for black holes and the secrecy surrounding the facility's operations.

Keywords: [cern](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cern.md), [large hadron collider](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/large-hadron-collider.md), [geneva](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/geneva.md), particle physics, [maintenance](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/maintenance.md), [gift shop](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/gift-shop.md)

### European Travel Plans, British Pound Devaluation, CERN

- **Episode:** [1068: Carbeque](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1068-carbeque.md)
- **Published:** 2018-09-16
- **Time:** 20:03–22:20
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1068-carbeque/chapter/european-travel-plans-british-pound-devaluation-cern.md

Travel plans include a visit to the Large Hadron Collider at CERN in Switzerland followed by a trip to the Netherlands. Economic observations note the significant devaluation of the British Pound, which has limited the travel capacity of UK tourists in Europe. The hosts discuss the potential for long-term international travel and the changing social landscape across the continent.

Keywords: [switzerland](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/switzerland.md), [netherlands](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/netherlands.md), [british pound](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/british-pound.md), [brexit](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/brexit.md), [cern](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cern.md), [large hadron collider](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/large-hadron-collider.md)

### Large Hadron Collider Parallel Universe Theories

- **Episode:** [908: Microbeads](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/908-microbeads.md)
- **Published:** 2017-03-02
- **Time:** 1:35:59–1:37:45
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/908-microbeads/chapter/large-hadron-collider-parallel-universe-theories.md

Scientific reports from 2015 suggested that researchers at the Large Hadron Collider hoped to detect parallel universes by observing gravity leaks. These theories are often linked to the "Mandela Effect," where large groups of people remember history differently than recorded facts.

Keywords: [cern](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cern.md), [large hadron collider](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/large-hadron-collider.md), [parallel universes](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/parallel-universes.md), [mandela effect](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/mandela-effect.md)

### CNBC Explains the Mandela Effect and CERN Theories

- **Episode:** [907: Bias Response Team](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/907-bias-response-team.md)
- **Published:** 2017-02-26
- **Time:** 1:39:41–1:43:52
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/907-bias-response-team/chapter/cnbc-explains-the-mandela-effect-and-cern-theories.md

CNBC aired a report dismissing theories that the Large Hadron Collider at CERN created a rift into an alternate reality where Donald Trump became president. The report defined the "Mandela Effect" as a phenomenon where groups believe things that are "not true," which the hosts argue is a fundamental misunderstanding of the concept. They criticize the media for using "fake news" as a label to shut down speculative scientific discussion.

Keywords: [cnbc](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cnbc.md), [mandela effect](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/mandela-effect.md), [cern](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cern.md), [large hadron collider](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/large-hadron-collider.md), alternate reality

### CERN Satanic Ritual, Chinese Quantum Satellite

- **Episode:** [853: ISO Day](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/853-iso-day.md)
- **Published:** 2016-08-21
- **Time:** 2:30:15–2:33:31
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/853-iso-day/chapter/cern-satanic-ritual-chinese-quantum-satellite.md

A viral video appearing to show a satanic human sacrifice at CERN headquarters was dismissed by the organization as a "prank" by researchers with security clearance. Meanwhile, China successfully launched a quantum communication satellite, with state media suggesting future applications could include the physical teleportation of objects. These stories highlight the intersection of high-level science and public perception or "spooky" speculation.

Keywords: [cern](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cern.md), hadron collider, [satanic ritual](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/satanic-ritual.md), [china](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/china.md), quantum satellite, teleportation

### Mandela Effect, Cultural Psyops

- **Episode:** [838: Hillary and the Vase](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/838-hillary-and-the-vase.md)
- **Published:** 2016-06-30
- **Time:** 1:26:47–1:31:43
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/838-hillary-and-the-vase/chapter/mandela-effect-cultural-psyops.md

The hosts discuss the Mandela Effect, a phenomenon where large groups of people remember history differently, such as the location of New Zealand or the existence of certain islands. While some attribute this to the Large Hadron Collider at CERN, the hosts suggest it may be a psychological operation (psyop) to test public manipulability and mass hypnosis.

Keywords: [mandela effect](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/mandela-effect.md), [cern](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cern.md), hadron collider, [psyops](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/psyops.md), [martin short](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/martin-short.md), mass hypnosis

### CERN Experiments, Dark Matter and Google Maps Glitch

- **Episode:** [756: Shemita Cycle](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/756-shemita-cycle.md)
- **Published:** 2015-09-13
- **Time:** 2:07:55–2:10:56
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/756-shemita-cycle/chapter/cern-experiments-dark-matter-and-google-maps-glitch.md

The Large Hadron Collider at CERN is scheduled for new experiments in late 2015 that some fear could create a black hole or open other dimensions. A recent Google Maps glitch showing Malibu underwater is jokingly cited as a "dry run" for a future coastal disaster. Scientists at CERN suggest 2015 may provide the answer to the nature of dark matter.

Keywords: [cern](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cern.md), [large hadron collider](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/large-hadron-collider.md), dark matter, [google maps](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/google-maps.md), [malibu](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/malibu.md)

### Higgs Boson Particle, CERN, Large Hadron Collider

- **Episode:** [360: Pencil of Promise](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/360-pencil-of-promise.md)
- **Published:** 2011-11-27
- **Time:** 2:21:45–2:25:20
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/360-pencil-of-promise/chapter/higgs-boson-particle-cern-large-hadron-collider.md

Physicists at CERN suggest that the Higgs Boson particle, which the $10 billion Large Hadron Collider was built to find, may not actually exist. Researchers are now referring to the particle as a potential "chimera." The hosts express skepticism over the project's cost and the shifting scientific theories used to justify continued funding.

Keywords: [higgs boson](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/higgs-boson.md), [cern](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cern.md), [large hadron collider](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/large-hadron-collider.md), [physics](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/physics.md), [chimera](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/chimera.md)

### Greenland Ice Melt Data, CERN Particle Research

- **Episode:** [342: Karma Kards](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/342-karma-kards.md)
- **Published:** 2011-09-25
- **Time:** 1:10:24–1:13:58
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/342-karma-kards/chapter/greenland-ice-melt-data-cern-particle-research.md

The Times Atlas is forced to correct claims about Greenland's ice loss after scientists pointed out the actual melt was less than 0.1%, far lower than the reported 15%. Simultaneously, CERN researchers in Switzerland report particles moving faster than the speed of light, potentially challenging Einstein's theory of relativity.

Keywords: [greenland](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/greenland.md), [climate gate](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/climate-gate.md), [cern](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cern.md), [einstein](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/einstein.md), [large hadron collider](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/large-hadron-collider.md)

### Climate Change Science, CERN Cloud Experiment, Cosmic Rays

- **Episode:** [333: Lions Stood Still](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/333-lions-stood-still.md)
- **Published:** 2011-08-25
- **Time:** 2:04:02–2:06:51
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/333-lions-stood-still/chapter/climate-change-science-cern-cloud-experiment-cosmic-rays.md

While Discover Magazine claims the "case is closed" on global warming, new research from CERN's "CLOUD" experiment suggests otherwise. The study found that cosmic rays significantly enhance cloud formation through ion-induced nucleation, a factor not currently accounted for in standard climate models. This suggests that natural atmospheric processes play a larger role in climate than previously acknowledged.

Keywords: [climate change](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/climate-change.md), [cern](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cern.md), [cosmic rays](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cosmic-rays.md), [aerosols](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/aerosols.md), [discover magazine](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/discover-magazine.md), [global warming](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/global-warming.md)

### CERN Cloud Experiment, Solar Activity and Climate

- **Episode:** [323: CIA vs MI6](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/323-cia-vs-mi6.md)
- **Published:** 2011-07-21
- **Time:** 1:20:10–1:22:05
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/323-cia-vs-mi6/chapter/cern-cloud-experiment-solar-activity-and-climate.md

Scientists at CERN have reportedly found a link between cosmic rays and cloud formation, which could significantly impact global temperatures. The hosts claim that the director of CERN instructed researchers not to interpret the results to avoid conflicting with established global warming narratives. They suggest this information is being suppressed to protect carbon tax initiatives.

Keywords: [cern](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cern.md), [cosmic rays](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cosmic-rays.md), cloud formation, [global warming](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/global-warming.md), [solar activity](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/solar-activity.md)

### Large Hadron Collider, 7 TeV Test

- **Episode:** [185: VATBS vs AQAP](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/185-vatbs-vs-aqap.md)
- **Published:** 2010-03-25
- **Time:** 1:23:27–1:25:02
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/185-vatbs-vs-aqap/chapter/large-hadron-collider-7-tev-test.md

Researchers at the Large Hadron Collider in Switzerland are preparing for a 7 TeV test, involving ultra-high energy particle collisions. The hosts express concern over the $6 billion project's goal of replicating "Big Bang" conditions, questioning the potential risks of such experiments. They suggest the massive funding for the collider could be better spent on humanitarian efforts like the Haiti reconstruction.

Keywords: [large hadron collider](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/large-hadron-collider.md), lhc, [switzerland](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/switzerland.md), [cern](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cern.md), big bang

### Large Hadron Collider, Extraterrestrial Sabotage Theory

- **Episode:** [181: Jihad Jane Rides Again](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/181-jihad-jane-rides-again.md)
- **Published:** 2010-03-11
- **Time:** 2:09:00–2:10:19
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/181-jihad-jane-rides-again/chapter/large-hadron-collider-extraterrestrial-sabotage-theory.md

The ongoing technical failures of the Large Hadron Collider, including a 2009 incident involving a bird dropping a baguette into the machinery, are jokingly attributed to "tall blonde aliens" or future forces preventing the machine from operating. Critics argue the project is a multi-billion dollar waste of resources that should be converted into a tourist attraction rather than a functional particle accelerator.

Keywords: [large hadron collider](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/large-hadron-collider.md), [cern](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cern.md), [extraterrestrial](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/extraterrestrial.md), [sabotage](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/sabotage.md), baguette

### Matriarchy Theories, Shiva Statue at CERN, and Large Hadron Collider

- **Episode:** [173: Zug Haiti Connection?](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/173-zug-haiti-connection.md)
- **Published:** 2010-02-11
- **Time:** 43:47–47:34
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/173-zug-haiti-connection/chapter/matriarchy-theories-shiva-statue-at-cern-and-large-hadron-collider.md

The discussion shifts to theories of ancient matriarchal rule and the modern re-emergence of female leadership. A statue of Shiva, the Hindu deity of destruction, located at the CERN facility in Switzerland, is cited as a bizarre symbolic choice for a scientific institution. The hosts express skepticism and concern regarding the $8 billion Large Hadron Collider project.

Keywords: [matriarchy](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/matriarchy.md), shiva, [cern](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cern.md), [large hadron collider](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/large-hadron-collider.md), goddess of destruction, [switzerland](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/switzerland.md)

### Norway Spiral, Russian Missile Test, Large Hadron Collider

- **Episode:** [155: Holes Over Norway](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/155-holes-over-norway.md)
- **Published:** 2009-12-10
- **Time:** 8:03–14:23
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/155-holes-over-norway/chapter/norway-spiral-russian-missile-test-large-hadron-collider.md

A mysterious spiral light over Norway is debated, with the official explanation of a failed Russian Bulava missile test being dismissed as "bullshit." An alternative theory suggests the Large Hadron Collider at CERN created a black hole or a quantum transfer to a radar facility in Norway. The event is linked to potential space wars and the upcoming arrival of Barack Obama in the region.

Keywords: [norway spiral](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/norway-spiral.md), russian missile, [cern](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cern.md), [large hadron collider](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/large-hadron-collider.md), [black hole](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/black-hole.md)

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