# Bird Scooters on The No Agenda Show Bird Scooters comes up in 19 chapters across 18 episodes of The No Agenda Show, from June 2018 to December 2025. - **Chapters:** 19 - **Episodes:** 18 - **Discussed:** June 2018 – December 2025 - **Related topics:** [Austin](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/austin.md), [Bird Bikes](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/bird-bikes.md), [Bird](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/bird.md), [E-scooters](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/e-scooters.md), [Lime](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/lime.md), [Electric Scooters](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/electric-scooters.md), [California](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/california.md), [Uber](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/uber.md), [Album Art](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/album-art.md), [Amazon](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/amazon.md) ## Chapters 1–19 of 19 ### California Electric Scooter Law AB 2989 - **Episode:** [1071: Commie Comey](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1071-commie-comey.md) - **Published:** 2025-12-31 - **Time:** 2:26:29–2:31:32 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1071-commie-comey/chapter/california-electric-scooter-law-ab-2989.md California Governor Jerry Brown signed Assembly Bill 2989, which regulates motorized scooters. The new law allows scooters on highways with speed limits up to 35 mph and removes the helmet requirement for riders over 18. The hosts criticize the "braking requirement" in the bill, which only mandates that the brake can cause a wheel to skid on dry pavement. Keywords: [electric scooters](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/electric-scooters.md), [bird](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/bird.md), [lime](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/lime.md), [jerry brown](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/jerry-brown.md), ab 2989, helmet laws ### San Diego E-Scooter Impound Scheme - **Episode:** [1158: Taking a Mueller](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1158-taking-a-mueller.md) - **Published:** 2019-07-28 - **Time:** 1:32:33–1:36:25 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1158-taking-a-mueller/chapter/san-diego-e-scooter-impound-scheme.md In San Diego, entrepreneurs have started a business impounding illegally parked electric scooters from companies like Bird and Lime. By treating the abandoned scooters as trespassing property on private hotel or business lots, they charge the companies $30 pickup fees and daily storage rates. The scheme is described as a "genius" application of property rights against the "plague" of dockless scooters. Keywords: [bird](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/bird.md), [lime](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/lime.md), [san diego](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/san-diego.md), [e-scooters](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/e-scooters.md), [property rights](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/property-rights.md) ### Austin E-Scooter Lawsuits, Panhandler Confrontation - **Episode:** [1156: Bivotal](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1156-bivotal.md) - **Published:** 2019-07-21 - **Time:** 1:35:01–1:38:38 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1156-bivotal/chapter/austin-e-scooter-lawsuits-panhandler-confrontation.md Eight new lawsuits have been filed in Austin against e-scooter companies Bird, Uber, and Lime, alleging negligence and faulty equipment. One rider was reportedly run over by a bus after being thrown from a scooter. Separately, a host recounts a hostile encounter with a panhandler in downtown Austin who threatened his family after being denied money. Keywords: [austin](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/austin.md), [e-scooters](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/e-scooters.md), [bird](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/bird.md), [lime](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/lime.md), [lawsuits](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/lawsuits.md), [panhandling](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/panhandling.md) ### Uber Rider Ratings, Austin E-Scooter Fines - **Episode:** [1142: Cornageddon](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1142-cornageddon.md) - **Published:** 2019-05-30 - **Time:** 1:46:45–1:48:26 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1142-cornageddon/chapter/uber-rider-ratings-austin-e-scooter-fines.md Uber announces a new policy to deactivate riders with low ratings, which the hosts liken to a social credit score. In Austin, a host's sister was fined $20 by an e-scooter company for failing to park a Bird bike in a designated upright position. Keywords: [uber](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/uber.md), [social credit](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/social-credit.md), [e-scooters](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/e-scooters.md), [austin](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/austin.md), [bird bikes](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/bird-bikes.md) ### E-Scooter Regulation and Urban Mobility in Austin - **Episode:** [1141: Nadster](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1141-nadster.md) - **Published:** 2019-05-30 - **Time:** 1:55:10–2:00:06 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1141-nadster/chapter/e-scooter-regulation-and-urban-mobility-in-austin.md The introduction of e-scooters in Hoboken and Austin has led to safety concerns and traffic violations. Predictions suggest that portions of downtown Austin may eventually be closed to cars in favor of electric "dockless mobility" options like scooters and monowheels. Keywords: [e-scooters](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/e-scooters.md), [bird bikes](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/bird-bikes.md), [austin](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/austin.md), [hoboken](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/hoboken.md), [urban mobility](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/urban-mobility.md) ### Bird Scooter Bludgeoning Attack in California - **Episode:** [1138: Pregnant Person](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1138-pregnant-person.md) - **Published:** 2019-05-16 - **Time:** 2:23:41–2:25:30 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1138-pregnant-person/chapter/bird-scooter-bludgeoning-attack-in-california.md A tragic report from Southern California describes the death of Rosa Hernandez, who was brutally attacked by a stranger using a Bird electric scooter as a bludgeoning weapon. The hosts express shock at the use of a ride-share scooter as a deadly instrument. Keywords: bird scooter, rosa hernandez, [california](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/california.md), [assault](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/assault.md), electric scooter ### Animal Abuse, Bird Scooters, Ring Doorbell Surveillance - **Episode:** [1113: Axe](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1113-axe.md) - **Published:** 2019-02-17 - **Time:** 1:47:06–1:50:24 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1113-axe/chapter/animal-abuse-bird-scooters-ring-doorbell-surveillance.md A woman in Bakersfield, California, was charged with felony animal abuse after Ring doorbell footage showed her dragging a dog behind an electric Bird scooter. The suspect, a contracted psychologist at a state prison, had her contract terminated after the video went viral. The incident highlights the growing role of private home surveillance networks, such as Amazon's Ring, in providing evidence for criminal investigations. Keywords: [bird scooters](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/bird-scooters.md), animal abuse, [ring doorbell](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/ring-doorbell.md), [amazon](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/amazon.md), [bakersfield](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/bakersfield.md) ### Listener Donations, Bird Scooters, Government Shutdown Karma - **Episode:** [1104: People's Vote](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1104-people-s-vote.md) - **Published:** 2019-01-20 - **Time:** 2:09:23–2:17:18 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1104-people-s-vote/chapter/listener-donations-bird-scooters-government-shutdown-karma.md Listeners from Chicago and Columbus, Ohio, shared stories about the hazards of dockless "Bird" scooters for pedestrians and the blind. The segment includes a "Value for Value" donation read, acknowledging contributors like Lisa from Bensonville and Scott in Columbus. "Jobs Karma" is distributed to government workers affected by the ongoing federal shutdown. Keywords: [bird scooters](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/bird-scooters.md), [columbus](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/columbus.md), [chicago](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/chicago.md), [government shutdown](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/government-shutdown.md), [value for value](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/value-for-value.md) ### E-Scooter Accidents, Helmet Laws and EULA Liability - **Episode:** [1090: Truth Tell](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1090-truth-tell.md) - **Published:** 2018-11-30 - **Time:** 1:29:10–1:33:00 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1090-truth-tell/chapter/e-scooter-accidents-helmet-laws-and-eula-liability.md The rapid proliferation of dockless e-scooters in U.S. cities has led to a surge in emergency room visits for head injuries. In California, scooter company Bird successfully lobbied to remove helmet requirements for adult riders. The segment also highlights how End User License Agreements (EULAs) in scooter apps effectively absolve companies of liability for equipment defects or accidents. Keywords: [e-scooters](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/e-scooters.md), [bird](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/bird.md), [california](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/california.md), helmet laws, [eula](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/eula.md) ### Electric Scooter Safety, Lithium-Ion Battery Risks - **Episode:** [1089: Puppet Mouth](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1089-puppet-mouth.md) - **Published:** 2018-11-26 - **Time:** 35:29–37:13 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1089-puppet-mouth/chapter/electric-scooter-safety-lithium-ion-battery-risks.md The rapid proliferation of electric rental scooters like Bird bikes raises concerns about the safety of large lithium-ion batteries. Speculation is made regarding the potential for these devices to malfunction or be used as improvised hazards due to their high-impact vulnerability. Keywords: [e-scooters](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/e-scooters.md), [bird bikes](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/bird-bikes.md), [lithium-ion batteries](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/lithium-ion-batteries.md), [china](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/china.md), fire hazards ### Electric Scooter Regulation, Silicon Valley Arrogance, San Francisco Model - **Episode:** [1077: Bone Saw](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1077-bone-saw.md) - **Published:** 2018-10-14 - **Time:** 1:54:37–1:59:02 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1077-bone-saw/chapter/electric-scooter-regulation-silicon-valley-arrogance-san-francisco-model.md The rapid deployment of electric scooters in cities like Austin and San Francisco is criticized as an arrogant "market flooding" tactic by Silicon Valley startups. San Francisco's new regulatory model, which requires companies to provide helmets and on-the-ground assistance, is praised for holding these businesses accountable. The hosts note that unlike Uber, scooters are physical property that cities can easily impound if regulations are ignored. Keywords: [electric scooters](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/electric-scooters.md), [lime](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/lime.md), [bird](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/bird.md), [san francisco](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/san-francisco.md), [austin](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/austin.md), stephen adler, [transit](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/transit.md) ### Austin Dockless Mobility Policy and Scooter Vandalism - **Episode:** [1065: Flux Capacitator](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1065-flux-capacitator.md) - **Published:** 2018-09-02 - **Time:** 1:01:44–1:10:28 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1065-flux-capacitator/chapter/austin-dockless-mobility-policy-and-scooter-vandalism.md The City of Austin implemented emergency administrative rules to govern dockless bikes and scooters from companies like Bird and Lime. Critics argue the policy encourages dangerous sidewalk use and discriminates against those without smartphones. One host threatened to use indelible Sharpies to scratch out QR codes on the devices to render them useless in protest of the city's management of the program. Keywords: [austin](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/austin.md), [texas](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/texas.md), [bird scooters](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/bird-scooters.md), [lime](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/lime.md), dockless mobility, [qr codes](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/qr-codes.md) ### Electric Scooter Backlash, Bird Graveyard, Tech Worker Culture - **Episode:** [1060: Austin Beatniks](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1060-austin-beatniks.md) - **Published:** 2018-08-16 - **Time:** 2:35:21–2:42:56 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1060-austin-beatniks/chapter/electric-scooter-backlash-bird-graveyard-tech-worker-culture.md Residents in Los Angeles and Beverly Hills are increasingly hostile toward dockless electric scooters from companies like Bird and Lime. An Instagram account called "Bird Graveyard" documents people destroying, burning, or pooping on the scooters. The backlash is attributed to a general disdain for "douchebag" tech worker culture and the perceived unsustainability of the current "Silicon Beach" economic boom. Keywords: [bird](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/bird.md), [lime](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/lime.md), [electric scooters](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/electric-scooters.md), [los angeles](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/los-angeles.md), [beverly hills](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/beverly-hills.md) ### Millennial Culture, Bird Scooters and Urban Infrastructure - **Episode:** [1059: Barrel Roll](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1059-barrel-roll.md) - **Published:** 2018-08-13 - **Time:** 33:35–39:59 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1059-barrel-roll/chapter/millennial-culture-bird-scooters-and-urban-infrastructure.md The prevalence of electric Bird scooters and the "gentrified douchebag" vibe in Austin are discussed as symptoms of rapid urban change. Observations of young tech workers in downtown Austin reveal a preference for chain restaurants and a lifestyle centered around mobile device engagement. The lack of state income tax in Texas and Washington is cited as a primary driver for tech workers relocating from California. Keywords: [bird scooters](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/bird-scooters.md), [gentrification](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/gentrification.md), [millennials](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/millennials.md), [austin](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/austin.md), [social behavior](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/social-behavior.md) ### No Agenda Episode 1044 Artwork and Scooter Libby - **Episode:** [1045: Pseudo-Addiction](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1045-pseudo-addiction.md) - **Published:** 2018-06-28 - **Time:** 1:00:01–1:02:16 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1045-pseudo-addiction/chapter/no-agenda-episode-1044-artwork-and-scooter-libby.md The artwork for episode 1044, created by Darren O'Neill, featured a classic vinyl record design. The title "Free Scooter" was intended to refer to electric rental bikes, though some listeners misinterpreted it as a reference to Donald Trump's pardon of Scooter Libby. Keywords: [darren o'neill](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/darren-o-neill.md), scooter libby, [bird bikes](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/bird-bikes.md), [album art](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/album-art.md), [vinyl records](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/vinyl-records.md) ### San Jose Scooter Regulations and Bike Path Criticism - **Episode:** [1044: Free Scooter!](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1044-free-scooter.md) - **Published:** 2018-06-24 - **Time:** 1:24:27–1:28:14 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1044-free-scooter/chapter/san-jose-scooter-regulations-and-bike-path-criticism.md San Jose is following San Francisco's lead in regulating motorized rental scooters due to concerns over sidewalk safety and improper parking. The discussion extends to the poor implementation of bike paths in American cities, which are often built without the necessary century-long cultural integration seen in Europe. A bike safety officer's criticism of the show's stance on urban mobility is also addressed. Keywords: [san jose](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/san-jose.md), motorized scooters, [bird bikes](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/bird-bikes.md), bike paths, [public safety](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/public-safety.md) ### Technical Guide to Disabling Bird Scooters - **Episode:** [1044: Free Scooter!](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1044-free-scooter.md) - **Published:** 2018-06-24 - **Time:** 1:28:15–1:30:27 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1044-free-scooter/chapter/technical-guide-to-disabling-bird-scooters.md A technical guide explains how to disable the GPS and alarm systems on Bird rental scooters by drilling into the main control box. By installing a $50 bypass board available on eBay, an individual can effectively convert a rental unit into a private electric scooter. The hosts provide this information as a theoretical "post-collapse" survival skill rather than an endorsement of theft. Keywords: [bird bikes](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/bird-bikes.md), [gps](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/gps.md), hardware hacking, [electric scooters](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/electric-scooters.md), bypass board ### Silicon Valley Arrogance and the Scooter Plague - **Episode:** [1043: Chuck Hole](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1043-chuck-hole.md) - **Published:** 2018-06-18 - **Time:** 41:17–45:49 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1043-chuck-hole/chapter/silicon-valley-arrogance-and-the-scooter-plague.md The proliferation of dockless electric scooters and rental bikes in cities like Austin is compared to the dystopian future described in Neil Stevenson's novel "Snow Crash." The hosts criticize the "arrogance" of Silicon Valley companies that deploy hardware on public streets without prior legal authorization. They predict the business model is unsustainable due to high maintenance and recharging costs. Keywords: neil stevenson, [snow crash](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/snow-crash.md), [bird scooters](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/bird-scooters.md), [uber](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/uber.md), [austin](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/austin.md), [silicon valley](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/silicon-valley.md) ### Elon Musk Moon Tourism Delays and Scooter Plagues - **Episode:** [1040: Pardon Me](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1040-pardon-me.md) - **Published:** 2018-06-08 - **Time:** 2:43:09–2:44:56 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1040-pardon-me/chapter/elon-musk-moon-tourism-delays-and-scooter-plagues.md Elon Musk has delayed plans for SpaceX's first private moon tourists until at least late 2019. The hosts also discuss the "plague" of electric scooters and Bird bikes in urban areas, criticizing the behavior of millennials in traffic. They suggest a "thumbs-down" gesture as a more effective and confusing alternative to flipping off other drivers. Keywords: [elon musk](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/elon-musk.md), [spacex](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/spacex.md), moon tourism, [electric scooters](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/electric-scooters.md), [bird bikes](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/bird-bikes.md) --- This is the markdown version of a page on The No Agenda Show for AI agents. Every public page on this site has one: add `.md` to its URL, or request it with `Accept: text/markdown`. - [Site index for agents (llms.txt)](https://search.noagendashow.net/llms.txt) - [Home](https://search.noagendashow.net/index.md) - [Search transcripts](https://search.noagendashow.net/search.md) - [All episodes](https://search.noagendashow.net/episodes.md) - [Topics](https://search.noagendashow.net/topics.md) - [People](https://search.noagendashow.net/people.md)