# Beagles on The No Agenda Show

Beagles comes up in 7 chapters across 7 episodes of The No Agenda Show, from April 2009 to October 2026.

- **Chapters:** 7
- **Episodes:** 7
- **Discussed:** April 2009 – October 2026
- **Related topics:** [Anthony Fauci](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/anthony-fauci.md), [Alex Jones](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/alex-jones.md), [Alzheimer's](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/alzheimer-s.md), [Animal Testing](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/animal-testing.md), [Cloning](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cloning.md), [Customs](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/customs.md), [Genetic Engineering](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/genetic-engineering.md), [Haiti](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/haiti.md), [Iowa](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/iowa.md), [Legacy](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/legacy.md)

## Chapters 1–7 of 7

### Sir Scott of the Tall Corn the Last Knight

- **Episode:** [1916: The Final Episode](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1916-the-final-episode.md)
- **Published:** 2026-10-30
- **Time:** 4:51:45–4:53:47
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1916-the-final-episode/chapter/sir-scott-of-the-tall-corn-the-last-knight.md

Scott Alvarado from Iowa reflects on his moniker, "the Tall Corn," which was inspired by a dilapidated motel and his home state. He requests to be known as "the Last Knight" in memory of his late beagle and the community. He pledges to continue promoting the "value for value" model in his own life.

Keywords: scott alvarado, tall corn motel, [iowa](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/iowa.md), [beagle](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/beagle.md), [legacy](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/legacy.md)

### Mount Vesuvius Selfie Accident, Fauci's Beagles

- **Episode:** [1468: Superwokes](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1468-superwokes.md)
- **Published:** 2022-07-14
- **Time:** 3:30:18–3:35:17
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1468-superwokes/chapter/mount-vesuvius-selfie-accident-fauci-s-beagles.md

A Baltimore tourist survived a fall into the crater of Mount Vesuvius while attempting a selfie. In Virginia, 4,000 beagles are being rescued from a research facility due to mistreatment, which the hosts link to NIH-funded experiments. The show closes with reports of fuel protests and gang violence in Haiti.

Keywords: mount vesuvius, [selfie](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/selfie.md), [beagles](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/beagles.md), [anthony fauci](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/anthony-fauci.md), [nih](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/nih.md), [haiti](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/haiti.md)

### Producer Credits and the No Check Meats USDA Fight

- **Episode:** [1418: Homeless Apocalypse](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1418-homeless-apocalypse.md)
- **Published:** 2022-01-20
- **Time:** 2:00:12–2:07:41
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1418-homeless-apocalypse/chapter/producer-credits-and-the-no-check-meats-usda-fight.md

The hosts read through various donations and messages, including a humorous warning about owning beagles and a request for "Goat Karma." They highlight the ongoing legal battle of Lindsey Fox and "No Check Meats" in Wisconsin against USDA mandates. The segment concludes with a mention of the closure of Enstrom Helicopter in Menominee, Michigan.

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### Fauci Beagle Experiments, White Coat Waste Project

- **Episode:** [1371: Bald Nancy](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1371-bald-nancy.md)
- **Published:** 2021-08-09
- **Time:** 2:45:20–2:48:53
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1371-bald-nancy/chapter/fauci-beagle-experiments-white-coat-waste-project.md

Documents obtained by the White Coat Waste Project reveal that Dr. Anthony Fauci's agency spent over $400,000 on experiments involving beagles at the University of Georgia. The dogs were reportedly infected with parasites and injected with experimental vaccines, causing them to "vocalize in pain." The hosts suggest that stories involving animal cruelty are particularly effective at damaging the public reputation of government officials.

Keywords: [anthony fauci](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/anthony-fauci.md), [beagles](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/beagles.md), white coat waste project, university of georgia, [animal testing](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/animal-testing.md), [newsweek](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/newsweek.md)

### Associate Executive Producer Credits and Trolls

- **Episode:** [1133: No Apology](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1133-no-apology.md)
- **Published:** 2019-05-02
- **Time:** 1:36:19–1:44:00
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1133-no-apology/chapter/associate-executive-producer-credits-and-trolls.md

Various producers are thanked for their donations, including Sir Brian Warden and Tony Cabrera. Sir John Overall discusses his "2030 Countdown" project. Baron Dirty Dick Bangs of DC donates in honor of a late pet and requests karma for "parasitic douchebags" who do not donate.

Keywords: [alex jones](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/alex-jones.md), 2030 countdown, [no agenda shop](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/no-agenda-shop.md), [murfreesboro](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/murfreesboro.md), [beagle](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/beagle.md)

### Hoarders TV Show and Glow-in-the-Dark Dogs

- **Episode:** [326: Carbon Cops](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/326-carbon-cops.md)
- **Published:** 2011-07-31
- **Time:** 2:22:30–2:25:01
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/326-carbon-cops/chapter/hoarders-tv-show-and-glow-in-the-dark-dogs.md

A discussion of the TV show "Hoarders" leads into a report on a scientific breakthrough in South Korea: a genetically engineered, glow-in-the-dark beagle with an "on and off" switch. Researchers claim the cloning technique used to create the dog will assist in finding treatments for degenerative diseases like Alzheimer's and Parkinson's.

Keywords: hoarders, [cloning](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cloning.md), [beagle](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/beagle.md), [alzheimer's](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/alzheimer-s.md), [genetic engineering](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/genetic-engineering.md), [south korea](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/south-korea.md)

### Customs Dogs, Beagle Sniffers, Illegal Herbs

- **Episode:** [92: Swine Flu: It's a Beta!](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/92-swine-flu-it-s-a-beta.md)
- **Published:** 2009-04-26
- **Time:** 38:15–41:20
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/92-swine-flu-it-s-a-beta/chapter/customs-dogs-beagle-sniffers-illegal-herbs.md

Upon arriving in San Francisco, Curry encountered a customs beagle and expresses surprise that the dog did not detect "herbs" left in his jacket pocket. The hosts debate whether the dog was trained for drugs, bombs, or agricultural products like fruit and nuts. Curry also complains about the poor treatment of "upper class" luggage by ground handling services.

Keywords: [customs](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/customs.md), [san francisco](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/san-francisco.md), [beagle](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/beagle.md), drug dog, agriculture dog, luggage handling

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