# Beach on The No Agenda Show

Beach comes up in 157 chapters across 148 episodes of The No Agenda Show, from January 2009 to October 2026.

- **Chapters:** 157
- **Episodes:** 148
- **Discussed:** January 2009 – October 2026
- **Related topics:** [Meetups](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/meetups.md), [Florida](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/florida.md), [Donald Trump](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/donald-trump.md), [Jeffrey Epstein](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/jeffrey-epstein.md), [Donations](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/donations.md), [Kansas City](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/kansas-city.md), [Netherlands](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/netherlands.md), [Amsterdam](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/amsterdam.md), [Community](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/community.md), [Al Gore](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/al-gore.md)

## Chapters 1–20 of 157

### Luke Rush and the Raven from Reseda Jingle

- **Episode:** [1916: The Final Episode](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1916-the-final-episode.md)
- **Published:** 2026-10-30
- **Time:** 3:32:09–3:35:41
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1916-the-final-episode/chapter/luke-rush-and-the-raven-from-reseda-jingle.md

Luke Rush, a former homeschooler who knew John C. Dvorak from PC Magazine, requests the "Raven from Reseda" introduction. He expresses support for the host's transition to faith-based podcasting and "serving the kingdom." The hosts play the requested Raven jingle and offer prayers for Rush's future.

Keywords: luke rush, beach park illinois, raven from reseda, [pc magazine](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/pc-magazine.md), [mtv](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/mtv.md), [homeschooling](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/homeschooling.md)

### No Agenda Meetup Reports and Global Community

- **Episode:** [1914: Thrust Package](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1914-thrust-package.md)
- **Published:** 2026-10-22
- **Time:** 3:39:06–3:48:12
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1914-thrust-package/chapter/no-agenda-meetup-reports-and-global-community.md

Listener-submitted audio reports from No Agenda meetups in Long Beach, California, and Fredericksburg, Texas, are played. The reports showcase the diverse and dedicated "No Agenda Nation" community. Upcoming meetups are announced for Shanghai, China; Tilburg, Netherlands; and various locations across the United States, emphasizing the "connection is protection" ethos.

Keywords: [meetups](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/meetups.md), [long beach](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/long-beach.md), [fredericksburg](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/fredericksburg.md), [shanghai](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/shanghai.md), [no agenda nation](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/no-agenda-nation.md)

### Global No Agenda Meetup Reports and Announcements

- **Episode:** [1912: Chaos Dynamic](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1912-chaos-dynamic.md)
- **Published:** 2026-10-15
- **Time:** 2:32:53–2:37:02
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1912-chaos-dynamic/chapter/global-no-agenda-meetup-reports-and-announcements.md

The hosts play audio reports from a recent Virginia meetup and announce upcoming gatherings in Charlotte, Scottsdale, Long Beach, and Fredericksburg. They encourage listeners to visit noagendameetups.com to find or organize local events, highlighting the community connection these meetups provide.

Keywords: [meetups](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/meetups.md), [charlotte](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/charlotte.md), [scottsdale](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/scottsdale.md), [long beach](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/long-beach.md), [fredericksburg](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/fredericksburg.md), luchenbach

### MTV Beach House, Kennedy Jet Ski Incident

- **Episode:** [1902: The MTV Chronicles](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1902-the-mtv-chronicles.md)
- **Published:** 2026-09-10
- **Time:** 1:11:24–1:13:43
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1902-the-mtv-chronicles/chapter/mtv-beach-house-kennedy-jet-ski-incident.md

The "MTV Beach House" in Quogue is described as the precursor to modern reality television. Curry recounts a painful incident where fellow VJ Kennedy rammed her Wave Runner into his, causing a permanent injury to his hip that he still deals with today.

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### Riverside and Rockaway Beach Meetup Reports

- **Episode:** [1896: Just Dew It](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1896-just-dew-it.md)
- **Published:** 2026-08-20
- **Time:** 2:26:27–2:30:40
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1896-just-dew-it/chapter/riverside-and-rockaway-beach-meetup-reports.md

Additional meetup reports arrive from Riverside, California, and Rockaway Beach, where producers included their servers in the recordings. A report from Pennsylvania features producers "fisting nuts" in celebration of Dvorak's life. The segments highlight the diverse geographic reach of the No Agenda community.

Keywords: [riverside](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/riverside.md), rockaway beach, [pennsylvania](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/pennsylvania.md), [meetups](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/meetups.md), [servers](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/servers.md)

### Global Meetup Reports, Connection is Protection

- **Episode:** [1895: XY You're Out](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1895-xy-you-re-out.md)
- **Published:** 2026-08-16
- **Time:** 2:42:50–2:52:33
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1895-xy-you-re-out/chapter/global-meetup-reports-connection-is-protection.md

The hosts share reports from No Agenda meetups in Virginia, Rockaway Beach, and Switzerland, many of which served as memorials for John C. Dvorak. A prayer from Navy Chaplain Milo Curtis is read, emphasizing the camaraderie of the "No Agenda Nation." Upcoming meetups are announced for locations including Sydney, Australia, and various cities across the United States and Canada.

Keywords: [meetups](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/meetups.md), [virginia](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/virginia.md), rockaway beach, [zurich](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/zurich.md), [sydney](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/sydney.md), [connection is protection](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/connection-is-protection.md), [jcd memorial](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/jcd-memorial.md)

### Sir Face Tension and the Mouse Prediction

- **Episode:** [1889: Producer's Tribute to JCD](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1889-producer-s-tribute-to-jcd.md)
- **Published:** 2026-07-27
- **Time:** 6:37:37–6:39:19
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1889-producer-s-tribute-to-jcd/chapter/sir-face-tension-and-the-mouse-prediction.md

Sir Face Tension and Jay Dokurti reflect on John C. Dvorak's long career of "naysayer" coverage at tech expos. Dokurti recalls Dvorak's famous (and incorrect) prediction that "no one uses a mouse anymore." Justin Kaler notes that while he came for Adam Curry, he stayed for Dvorak's ability to "buzzkill" media narratives.

Keywords: vero beach, [cranky geeks](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cranky-geeks.md), [computer mouse](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/computer-mouse.md), [john c dvorak](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/john-c-dvorak.md), naysayer

### Texas Hot Glass and the Boating Problem

- **Episode:** [1889: Producer's Tribute to JCD](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1889-producer-s-tribute-to-jcd.md)
- **Published:** 2026-07-27
- **Time:** 6:42:36–6:45:04
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1889-producer-s-tribute-to-jcd/chapter/texas-hot-glass-and-the-boating-problem.md

Donations arrive from Texas Hot Glass in Smithville and Andrew Wolfe in Pittsburgh. John Frank from Apollo Beach, Florida—described as a "drinking town with a boating problem"—requests family karma. The producers emphasize that Thursdays and Sundays will never be the same without Dvorak's voice.

Keywords: [smithville](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/smithville.md), [pittsburgh](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/pittsburgh.md), apollo beach, [john c dvorak](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/john-c-dvorak.md), [karma](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/karma.md)

### Amygdala Protection and Hydrogen-Powered Toyota Anecdotes

- **Episode:** [1888: In The Mourning](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1888-in-the-mourning.md)
- **Published:** 2026-07-24
- **Time:** 5:41:21–5:45:28
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1888-in-the-mourning/chapter/amygdala-protection-and-hydrogen-powered-toyota-anecdotes.md

Listeners credit the show for helping them navigate the psychological stress of COVID-19 and recent election cycles. One anecdote describes how Dvorak made a listener feel "seen" by reading a review of a hydrogen-powered Toyota. The segment concludes with a donor requesting the title "Sir Flying Dutchman" in honor of his father, accompanied by a request for sushi and Coca-Cola at the roundtable.

Keywords: [covid-19](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/covid-19.md), hydrogen cars, [toyota](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/toyota.md), dillon beach, estrogen mike

### Canadian Donation Logistics and Associate Producer Credits

- **Episode:** [1876: Screwball](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1876-screwball.md)
- **Published:** 2026-06-11
- **Time:** 2:25:49–2:34:05
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1876-screwball/chapter/canadian-donation-logistics-and-associate-producer-credits.md

The hosts address the difficulty of cashing Canadian checks due to changing bank microservices and suggest Bitcoin as an alternative. A list of producers contributing $50 or more is read, granting them "Associate Executive Producer" credits recognized on IMDB and other social platforms.

Keywords: [canada](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/canada.md), [bitcoin](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/bitcoin.md), [spartanburg](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/spartanburg.md), [miami beach](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/miami-beach.md), [executive producer](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/executive-producer.md), [donations](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/donations.md)

### Alan Dershowitz on Jeffrey Epstein and Victim Claims

- **Episode:** [1867: Transmission Window](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1867-transmission-window.md)
- **Published:** 2026-05-10
- **Time:** 1:38:36–1:42:09
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1867-transmission-window/chapter/alan-dershowitz-on-jeffrey-epstein-and-victim-claims.md

Alan Dershowitz argues that Jeffrey Epstein was not a "pedophile" by medical definition, as his interests were in 16-to-18-year-olds. Dershowitz calls for a thorough investigation into the "claimed survivors," suggesting that many were recruited by corrupt lawyers in Palm Beach to collect settlements for massages they may never have performed.

Keywords: [alan dershowitz](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/alan-dershowitz.md), [jeffrey epstein](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/jeffrey-epstein.md), [palm beach](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/palm-beach.md), [pedophilia](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/pedophilia.md), [trafficking](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/trafficking.md), [legal definitions](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/legal-definitions.md)

### Alameda Police Monitor Beach Takeover and Assassin Games

- **Episode:** [1857: Teen Takeover](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1857-teen-takeover.md)
- **Published:** 2026-04-05
- **Time:** 1:04:51–1:08:20
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1857-teen-takeover/chapter/alameda-police-monitor-beach-takeover-and-assassin-games.md

Authorities in Alameda, California, increased patrols at Crown Beach following social media posts advertising unpermitted "beach takeover" parties. Police expressed specific concern over an "assassin-style" game involving water guns, warning that such gatherings often lead to underage drinking and public safety risks.

Keywords: [alameda](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/alameda.md), crown beach, beach takeover, water guns, [minors](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/minors.md), police patrol

### No Agenda Meetups, Connection is Protection, Global Events

- **Episode:** [1845: Slave Slab](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1845-slave-slab.md)
- **Published:** 2026-02-22
- **Time:** 2:50:12–2:53:43
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1845-slave-slab/chapter/no-agenda-meetups-connection-is-protection-global-events.md

Reports from recent No Agenda meetups in Long Beach, Santa Cruz, and other locations highlight the strength of the listener community. Upcoming events are announced for Dallas, Columbus, and Osaka, Japan. The hosts emphasize the mantra "connection is protection," encouraging listeners to build local networks for mutual support during emergencies.

Keywords: [meetups](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/meetups.md), [long beach](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/long-beach.md), [santa cruz](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/santa-cruz.md), [tinley park](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/tinley-park.md), [osaka](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/osaka.md), [community](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/community.md)

### Michael Wolff, Donald Trump Real Estate Betrayal

- **Episode:** [1787: O.G. Daffy](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1787-o-g-daffy.md)
- **Published:** 2025-08-03
- **Time:** 57:13–1:02:54
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1787-o-g-daffy/chapter/michael-wolff-donald-trump-real-estate-betrayal.md

Author Michael Wolff appeared on the Midas Touch podcast to detail a 2004 real estate dispute between Donald Trump and Jeffrey Epstein over a Palm Beach property. Epstein allegedly felt betrayed after Trump outbid him and later sold the house to a Russian oligarch for a $55 million profit. The segment suggests this "real estate betrayal" ended their friendship and fueled long-standing animosity.

Keywords: [michael wolff](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/michael-wolff.md), [donald trump](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/donald-trump.md), [jeffrey epstein](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/jeffrey-epstein.md), [palm beach](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/palm-beach.md), [money laundering](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/money-laundering.md)

### Jeffrey Epstein Grand Jury Testimony, Donald Trump Records Release

- **Episode:** [1783: Dadgum](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1783-dadgum.md)
- **Published:** 2025-07-20
- **Time:** 41:03–51:39
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1783-dadgum/chapter/jeffrey-epstein-grand-jury-testimony-donald-trump-records-release.md

President Donald Trump called for the release of all Jeffrey Epstein grand jury testimony following reports in the Wall Street Journal about their past relationship. New York Times correspondent Luke Broadwater notes the two were close in Palm Beach until a 2004 real estate rivalry over an oceanfront mansion ended their association. Trump's base has reportedly demanded full transparency to prove he was not involved in Epstein's criminal activities.

Keywords: [jeffrey epstein](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/jeffrey-epstein.md), [donald trump](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/donald-trump.md), [grand jury](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/grand-jury.md), luke broadwater, [palm beach](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/palm-beach.md), [real estate](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/real-estate.md), [wall street journal](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/wall-street-journal.md)

### MTV Beach House Anecdote and Brian Stelter Gossip

- **Episode:** [1777: Java Shack](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1777-java-shack.md)
- **Published:** 2025-06-29
- **Time:** 1:37:48–1:42:44
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1777-java-shack/chapter/mtv-beach-house-anecdote-and-brian-stelter-gossip.md

A personal anecdote is shared regarding a collision at the MTV Beach House in the 1990s involving the VJ Kennedy and a WaveRunner. The story transitions into recent gossip from Kennedy's podcast about Brian Stelter allegedly "fawning" over Fox News host Emily Campagno. The hosts discuss Campagno's background as a Raiders cheerleader and lawyer.

Keywords: [kennedy](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/kennedy.md), [brian stelter](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/brian-stelter.md), emily campagno, mtv beach house, waverunner

### Knighthoods, Daming, Gaucho Woodworking

- **Episode:** [1775: Boomer Benefits](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1775-boomer-benefits.md)
- **Published:** 2025-06-22
- **Time:** 2:22:14–2:26:26
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1775-boomer-benefits/chapter/knighthoods-daming-gaucho-woodworking.md

New knights and dames are inducted into the No Agenda roundtable, including Sir Not Appearing In This Film and Dame Bessie. A donation from Gaucho Woodworking in Redondo Beach is recognized, along with a gift of a premium banquet board. The segment features various sound bites, including Al Sharpton's "resist we must" catchphrase.

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### Brian Wilson Obituary, Beach Boys Legacy

- **Episode:** [1772: Op Day](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1772-op-day.md)
- **Published:** 2025-06-12
- **Time:** 1:46:25–1:48:59
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1772-op-day/chapter/brian-wilson-obituary-beach-boys-legacy.md

Brian Wilson, the co-founder and primary songwriter of the Beach Boys, has died at the age of 82. While mainstream obituaries focused on his singing, music historians emphasize his genius as a composer and producer, particularly on the influential album *Pet Sounds*. Wilson's work served as a primary inspiration for the Beatles' *Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band* and redefined pop music production.

Keywords: brian wilson, beach boys, pet sounds, [songwriting](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/songwriting.md), [rolling stone](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/rolling-stone.md)

### James Comey, 86 Shells Beach Photo

- **Episode:** [1766: Cinematic Ambush](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1766-cinematic-ambush.md)
- **Published:** 2025-05-22
- **Time:** 2:09:44–2:11:56
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1766-cinematic-ambush/chapter/james-comey-86-shells-beach-photo.md

James Comey's appearance on Stephen Colbert's show is deconstructed, specifically his claim that he found the number "86" written in shells on a beach. Comey used the photo as a "clever political message" to suggest he was being "86ed" from the government. Critics point out that the story felt staged and that Comey's wife, whom he credited with the idea, reportedly never worked in the restaurant industry as he claimed.

Keywords: [james comey](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/james-comey.md), [stephen colbert](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/stephen-colbert.md), 86, shells, [beach](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/beach.md), [propaganda](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/propaganda.md)

### Meetup Reports, West Palm Beach Axe Throwing

- **Episode:** [1723: Quademic](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1723-quademic.md)
- **Published:** 2024-12-22
- **Time:** 2:58:22–3:02:47
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1723-quademic/chapter/meetup-reports-west-palm-beach-axe-throwing.md

Producers report on successful meetups in Indianapolis and West Palm Beach, the latter involving axe throwing and "special treatment" from an axe mistress. A "Resist We Much" meetup is scheduled for Los Banos, California. The hosts encourage listeners to start their own local meetups to foster real-world human connections.

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