Topic: Baronet

A producer requesting the title of Baronet Sir Tim the Traveler completes a donation total of $2,521.65. The request includes a roundtable menu of tamales and takia. A custom "Trump Pelosi Jobs Karma" jingle is performed on the fly to satisfy the donor's specific request for the roundtable ceremony.

Brian Tannum from Minnesota is knighted as Sir Brianonymous, recalling a 2019 meetup in Des Moines where he requested a live chair squeak from Dvorak. He requests a "medium rare ribeye steak" for the roundtable and a clip known as "Pastor Farts" or "Heavenly Farter," though the host cannot locate the specific audio.

A formal knighting and birthday celebration ceremony honors numerous supporters of the No Agenda show. Individuals receive titles including Duke, Baronet, Viscount, and Archduke for their financial contributions and loyalty. The segment includes birthday wishes for Rylan McKenna, Mrs. Smith, and Iris, alongside a massive list of challenge coin recipients and newly minted members of the peerage.

The donation segment continues with credits for "Sir Nobody of New Jersey," who becomes a Baronet, and "Linda Lupatkin," who provides "Job Karma" for resume services. The hosts acknowledge various producers from Michigan, Washington, and Australia, reading their messages of condolence for the Dvorak family and support for the new hosting duo.

Darren and Larry perform a formal knighting ceremony for Danny Haynes, who becomes "Sir Danny Knight of Cumberland County" for his $1,000 donation. They also announce a title change for "Baronet Nobody of New Jersey" and celebrate several birthdays, including the birth of "Miles the Coffee Kid," son of Eli the Coffee Guy.