Topic: Baron

Nathaniel Twilliger, a railroad worker, donates $1,000 to become "Sir Twig," noting the show helped him maintain sanity despite workplace electronics bans. The segment transitions into an elaborate musical mix by Baron Darineau, parodying REO Speedwagon. The song celebrates the "Value for Value" model and the enduring spirit of the producer community.

An anonymous donor who has been contributing since 2011 requests knighthood as Sir Procrastinator and a promotion to Baron of Southwest Woodland Hills. Additionally, Sir Beboop is upgraded to Baron Beboop following a donation of $388.83. The segment includes condolences to the Dvorak family and a "L'chaim" toast.

A producer known as "Baron and Such" from the Central Piedmont requests "R2D2 Karma" and "Timbits" for the roundtable. He notes his history with the "Daily Source Code" and Tech TV. The hosts play the R2D2 audio and a Dvorak "bullcrap" clip to close out the request.

A donor with the moniker Sir 10 CFR 50 Appendix B explains that his title refers to federal quality assurance requirements for nuclear power generating stations. He has been involved in the nuclear industry for over 45 years and offers consulting services through Rushing Quality Consulting LLC. He is promoted to Baron of the Palouse.

A comprehensive list of title upgrades is read, promoting producers to ranks such as Duke, Baron, Viscount, and Archduke. Notable elevations include Sir Chris becoming a Duke, Sir Pursuit of Peace becoming an Archduke, and Dame Janet the Lone Star becoming a Baroness. This serves as the final formal recognition of the show's high-level supporters.