Topic: Al Sharpton

Sir Chris Marble from Clearwater, Florida, shares a four-year journey of job loss, relocation, and marriage to a "non-vax woman." He credits the show with helping him navigate the pandemic years. The segment includes a request for the "Rev Al Love" jingle and a call for connections within the Tampa Bay homeschooling community.

Sir Matthew Wells, a Black Knight from Austin, recalls being "hit in the mouth" by Adam Curry's appearance on InfoWars. He requests a "Reverend Al Supercut" and the "You're going to need a Bitcoin" jingle. The supercut features various media figures mispronouncing names and making dire predictions about "sequestration" and "all hell breaking loose."

A rapid-fire audio montage features clips of Reverend Al Sharpton, Rush Limbaugh, and various political figures discussing topics ranging from the Supreme Court to GOP tax plans. The segment concludes with a humorous warning about an impending shutdown and the necessity of Bitcoin. The hosts briefly discuss the future of the No Agenda clip archive.

Sir Morgan, Baron of the Narrows, and Ryan Geist contribute donations, with Geist requesting a damehood for "Maggie the Rocker Chick." Geist notes he discovered the show through the host's first appearance on the Joe Rogan Experience. The segment includes a clip of Al Sharpton discussing the drums of war and Republican rhetoric.

Count Dr. Sir One Awesome Jason discusses his family's experience with the Ronald McDonald House following a premature birth. He notes that Tina Curry worked for the organization for years. Jason requests an Al Sharpton "Respect" jingle and is recognized as a Red Knight of the Order of the Heart.

Sir A.J. Reistad, Viscount of Idaho, honors John C. Dvorak as the "greatest buzzkill of all time" and requests the final challenge coin. The segment transitions to a news clip of Reverend Al Sharpton leading a march on Wall Street to resist the Trump administration's anti-DEI initiatives. The hosts play the "Resist We Must" audio clip.