
1168: Poop-in
Prime Minister Boris Johnson secured Queen Elizabeth II's approval to prorogue Parliament, a move opposition leaders like Baron Adonis and Paul Mason have labeled a coup. The suspension, scheduled from mid-September to mid-October, aims to bypass legislative interference ahead of the October 31st Brexit deadline. Meanwhile, Nigel Farage is calling for a clean break from the European Union to stimulate foreign investment, even as new pet passport restrictions threaten to complicate travel for UK citizens. Climate activist Greta Thunberg arrived in New York via a zero-emissions yacht, though questions persist regarding the carbon footprint of her support crew's return flights. In Canada, the 18-to-8 campaign is lobbying to lower the federal voting age to eight years old, citing environmental urgency. Simultaneously, climate scientist Michael Mann lost a significant court battle in British Columbia against Timothy Ball after failing to produce regression analysis data for his hockey stick graph. On the domestic front, the CDC warns the United States may lose its measles elimination status by October, while a deadly outbreak of Eastern Equine Encephalitis surfaces in Michigan and Massachusetts. Dave Chappelle’s new Netflix special Sticks & Stones challenges modern sensibilities with a structured critique of the alphabet people and a poignant anecdote about his friend Daphne. The frequency illusion takes hold as Succession fans begin hearing the phrase pump the brakes in daily life. In Austin, the Royal Blue Grocery faces the reality of new homelessness ordinances as camping expands across public sidewalks.



















