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Small Steps Toward Better Health
Episode 119 •

119: Small Steps Toward Better Health

The White House Office of Health Reform faces intense scrutiny following the launch of flag@whitehouse.gov, a portal where communications director Linda Douglas has encouraged citizens to report "fishy" emails regarding healthcare legislation. This initiative coincides with Senator Orrin Hatch’s sharp critique of Supreme Court nominee Sonia Sotomayor, specifically her ruling in Ditton v. Village of Port Chester which Hatch argues creates a legal catch-22 for property owners facing eminent domain. These developments signal a tightening of federal oversight and a shift in constitutional interpretations of individual rights. Secondary reports indicate a massive $18 billion transfer of gold and cash from Iran to Turkey, with figures like Esmail Safarian Nasab allegedly linked to the movement of funds toward U.S. political interests. Domestically, the Cash for Clunkers program is under fire as engine destruction videos surface and dealers struggle with government reimbursements. Meanwhile, Treasury Secretary Timothy Geithner has reportedly used aggressive language to assert dominance over regulators like Ben Bernanke and Sheila Bair, while cybersecurity czar Melissa Hathaway resigned following a bureaucratic power struggle. Further transparency concerns arise from the $18 million recovery.gov redesign contract awarded to Smartronix, which remains heavily redacted despite its use of public funds. Adam Curry and John C. Dvorak examine the absurdity of smallstep.gov, where the Department of Health and Human Services suggests citizens fetch the newspaper personally to improve health. The duo also questions the release of journalists Euna Lee and Laura Ling from North Korea, characterizing the Bill Clinton-led mission as a high-stakes PR move for Al Gore’s media ventures. The episode concludes with Curry offering a bar of gold to anyone who can replicate the Wiltshire crop circles within a fifteen-hour window.

Deconstructing 'Law & Order'
Episode 118 •

118: Deconstructing 'Law & Order'

Adam Curry and John C. Dvorak deconstruct the intersection of entertainment and public health policy, focusing on a Law & Order: SVU episode that serves as a vehicle for vaccine propaganda. The hosts analyze specific clips from the NBC procedural, comparing its measles outbreak narrative to historical data from the BBC and Wikipedia to expose factual exaggerations. This media critique extends to the appointment of former CDC Director Dr. Richard Besser as a medical reporter for ABC News, suggesting a blurring of lines between government messaging and independent journalism. Global health initiatives take center stage as the World Health Organization asserts authority over national infrastructures during Level 6 pandemics, while the Netherlands considers mandatory H1N1 vaccinations for healthcare workers. Domestic concerns include the $8 billion Transbay Transit Center project in San Francisco, which threatens local property through eminent domain, and the Smartronix contract for Recovery.gov that remains shielded from public view. Agricultural shifts are also noted with the approval of Monsanto and Dow AgroSciences' SmartStax corn, a genetically engineered product featuring eight novel genes that bypasses traditional independent safety testing. Technical failures and cultural oddities provide a human backdrop as Adam Curry recounts a navigation mishap on Mount Tamalpais caused by Google Maps errors. The hosts also celebrate the expansion of the No Agenda community, officially knighting Scott Rodriguez and Margaret George for their financial support. Between discussions of body bag production surges at Trevor Owen Limited and the historical banking ties of the Knights Templar, the episode captures the eccentric and skeptical spirit of the Gitmo Nation.

No Anthrax For You!
Episode 117 •

117: No Anthrax For You!

Federal authorities are investigating eleven letters containing suspicious white powder sent to government and private offices across northern New Jersey. Despite the potential link to the 2001 anthrax attacks and the evacuation of local law offices, the story remains largely suppressed by national media outlets. The investigation coincides with the mysterious death of political consultant Jack Shaw, who was found dead in his Jersey City home shortly after being identified as a key informant in a massive federal corruption probe involving forty-four arrests, including mayors and rabbis. Former Treasury Secretary Hank Paulson testified before Representative Jackie Speier that he avoided a digital paper trail by never using email for professional business during the financial crisis. Meanwhile, the Obama administration faces intense scrutiny over healthcare reform as Representative Virginia Foxx warns of government-mandated end-of-life counseling. The World Health Organization, led by Dr. Margaret Chan, is accused of using Level 6 pandemic status to trigger global mandatory vaccinations, while the Defense Threat Reduction Agency continues to funnel billions in biopharmaceutical contracts to firms like AVI BioPharma. Adam Curry and John C. Dvorak dismantle Volo Media's attempt to patent the podcasting process, citing the original RSS enclosure model developed with Dave Winer in 2001. The duo also explores the bizarre phenomenon of rising tides on the East Coast that NOAA cannot explain and the fallout from an Australian radio scandal involving a teenage girl and a live lie detector test. This episode was made possible by a generous donation from Scott Rodriguez, who will be knighted in the upcoming Sunday broadcast.

German Soldiers On American Soil This Week
Episode 116 •

116: German Soldiers On American Soil This Week

German military personnel are reportedly arriving on American soil this week to participate in Department of Homeland Security pandemic exercises. These maneuvers coincide with the launch of National Level Exercise 2009 (NLE-09), a massive federal operation involving Secretary Janet Napolitano and international partners from the United Kingdom and Australia. The drills focus on preventing terrorist entry into the United States following a simulated external attack, with heavy activity centered in Texas and California. Congressman Alan Grayson recently confronted Federal Reserve Chairman Ben Bernanke over $553 billion in central bank liquidity swaps, revealing that the Fed cannot account for which foreign institutions ultimately received the funds. Simultaneously, Michael Taylor, a former Monsanto executive who oversaw the introduction of bovine growth hormone, has been appointed as the new FDA Food Safety Czar. This appointment follows the passage of the Project BioShield Act, which critics argue provides pharmaceutical giants like Baxter International and Novartis AG total immunity from lawsuits related to unproven H1N1 vaccinations. Technological control remains a central theme as the Israeli Knesset debates a mandatory biometric database law requiring fingerprints from all citizens. In London, corporate activation cards for an Emergency Broadcast Service have surfaced, linking private firms to national emergency protocols. The episode also investigates the 'smart tossing' trend in Amsterdam canals and the American Meteorological Society's new policy statement formally endorsing research into geoengineering and climate manipulation.

Explaining The Health Care Bill
Episode 115 •

115: Explaining The Health Care Bill

President Barack Obama held a primetime press conference to promote the HR 3200 healthcare bill, utilizing a highly staged format that included a pre-arranged question from a Cleveland Clinic representative. The legislation faces intense scrutiny over its 1,017-page length and complex cross-references to IRS codes that impose an 8% payroll tax on small businesses. While the administration promised transparency via C-SPAN, critical committee negotiations remain behind closed doors as Congress prepares for a five-week August recess. Health Secretary Kathleen Sebelius defended the plan on Meet the Press despite a Congressional Budget Office report projecting increased deficits. Mayo Clinic CEO Dennis Cortese warned that a public option modeled after Medicare could lead to a financial catastrophe, suggesting the use of existing frameworks like Tricare instead. Additional concerns emerge from the Economic Policy Journal regarding government audits of private bank accounts and the potential for healthcare rationing. Internationally, Baxter International reports surging profits from H1N1 vaccine production while journalist Jane Burgermeister files a lawsuit alleging a conspiracy involving the World Health Organization. An inmate at Alcatraz Island reportedly spent seven years attempting to grind through steel bars using only dental floss and tooth powder. Brooke Shields appears in commercials for Latisse, an eyelash treatment that carries the bizarre risk of permanently changing the user's iris color. The program concludes with a nod to the No Agenda community, including a three-hour-old listener and a donation coded to the H1N1 keypad sequence.

Obama's Pitch
Episode 114 •

114: Obama's Pitch

President Barack Obama took the mound at the MLB All-Star Game wearing a visible Kevlar flak jacket beneath a Chicago White Sox jacket, a security measure that physically restricted his first pitch. While mainstream media focused on the aesthetics of his denim, the heavy body armor signaled a heightened state of executive protection. This atmosphere of control extends to the launch of Serve.gov, where a board comprised of energy and pharmaceutical executives oversees a new push toward mandatory national volunteerism for American youth. Health and Human Services Secretary Kathleen Sebelius signed a decree granting vaccine manufacturers like Novartis total immunity from liability regarding the upcoming H1N1 swine flu rollout. The World Health Organization has ceased tracking individual cases, fueling claims that the pandemic is a social engineering project designed to mandate experimental adjuvants like MF59 and squalene. Meanwhile, the Credit Card CARD Act and the transition of unemployment benefits to Visa debit cards allow financial institutions to collect 2% transaction fees on government assistance while building detailed consumer dossiers. In California, marijuana has surpassed milk and grapes as the state's most valuable crop, valued at $17 billion annually. Adam Curry and John C. Dvorak highlight the architectural shift in San Francisco lofts, noting that modern urban residences now mirror the restricted access and heavy doors of minimum-security prisons. The duo also reviews the raw food scene at Alive and welcomes Kent Zeisser of Clovis, New Mexico, to the No Agenda knighthood following a significant contribution to the show's independent production model.

Surviving The Swine Flu
Episode 113 •

113: Surviving The Swine Flu

Former Treasury Secretary Hank Paulson faced intense scrutiny from a House committee regarding his role in the financial crisis, while observers noted a distinct physical deformity in his left pinky finger. In the United Kingdom, Cherie Blair canceled public appearances following a swine flu diagnosis as health officials shift toward phone-based consultations for Tamiflu prescriptions. These developments coincide with a bishop in Essex ordering the removal of holy water from churches to mitigate viral transmission during the H1N1 outbreak. Private security contractors from firms like Blackwater and Triple Canopy now number 250,000 in Iraq and Afghanistan, marking a 30% increase under the Obama administration. SEC Chair Mary Schapiro defended the agency's failure to stop Bernie Madoff amidst concerns over the revolving door between regulators and Wall Street. Meanwhile, the American Society of Composers, Authors and Publishers filed a federal lawsuit against AT&T to classify ringtones as public performances. In the technology sector, a former IBM employee alleged the analog-to-digital television transition was a maneuver to secure 800MHz frequencies for RFID tracking and Real ID integration. Thirteen British doctors are currently campaigning to reopen the investigation into the 2003 death of weapons inspector David Kelly, citing a lack of fingerprints on the scene. A Polish mother made international headlines by suing an Egyptian hotel over a claim that her daughter became pregnant from a swimming pool. The episode concludes with an analysis of the value-for-value model, where listeners are encouraged to remix and redistribute content to bypass traditional media gatekeepers.

The Doomsday Box
Episode 112 •

112: The Doomsday Box

Sergei Alenikoff faces federal charges following his arrest at Newark Liberty International Airport for the alleged theft of secret high-frequency trading code from Goldman Sachs. This proprietary software, nicknamed the Doomsday Box, enables rapid-fire market transactions that critics argue create a dangerous illusion of liquidity. The incident highlights growing concerns regarding the intersection of Wall Street financial systems and international intelligence networks, including alleged links between trading platforms and the Israeli Security Agency. In London, the News of the World phone-tapping scandal intensifies as Andy Coulson, communications director for David Cameron, faces scrutiny over his tenure at the Rupert Murdoch-owned publication. Domestically, EPA Administrator Lisa Jackson defends the administration's cap and trade policies before a Senate committee despite a leaked White House memo warning of severe economic damage to small businesses. Meanwhile, Russian President Dmitry Medvedev utilized the G8 summit in Italy to unveil a prototype coin for a united future world currency, bearing a motto strikingly similar to European Union branding. Adam Curry and John C. Dvorak navigate technical hurdles from Amsterdam to the Pacific Northwest, critiquing the rollout of Dutch WiMAX services and the absurdity of Red Cross survival kits. The duo examines the high-cost redesign of Recovery.gov by Smartronics and the curious lack of economists on the federal Recovery Board. From Michael Jackson murder theories to the detection of Ebola Reston in Philippine livestock, the report captures a world caught between media distraction and systemic surveillance.

Atlas Shrugged
Episode 111 •

111: Atlas Shrugged

The Hague Residence Brigade has initiated mandatory door-to-door house inspections to verify occupancy and building regulations, threatening residents with forced entry warrants for non-compliance. Simultaneously, EPA Administrator Lisa Jackson admitted to Senator John Barrasso that the 1,400-page climate change bill will not stop global warming, framing the legislation instead as a tool for job creation and a clean energy race. These developments signal a tightening of domestic oversight and bureaucratic expansion across international borders. In the energy sector, T. Boone Pickens scrapped plans for a massive Texas wind farm while Senator Tom Carper advocated for a nuclear energy reboot. Russian giant Gazprom formed a controversial joint venture with Nigeria named Nigaz, as Western firms like GE and Boeing expand their Russian footprints. Domestically, the FDA appointed former Monsanto executive Michael Taylor as a food safety czar, raising concerns over corporate capture. Meanwhile, a former Goldman Sachs programmer was arrested for the theft of high-frequency trading code that authorities claim could be used to manipulate global markets. Health officials are also tracking a global dengue fever epidemic and the Dutch government's strategic marketing of 34 million H1N1 vaccine doses. Tragedy struck a New Jersey factory where a worker died in a vat of boiling chocolate, while Representative Sheila Jackson Lee introduced House Resolution 600 to honor Michael Jackson as a global humanitarian. The episode also explores the technical reality of invisible tracking dots on color laser printers and the vulnerability of the American smart grid to high-altitude electromagnetic pulse weapons. Ayn Rand’s Atlas Shrugged serves as a recurring touchstone for these modern economic and political shifts.

Get A Shot of Protection With The No Agenda Show!
Episode 110 •

110: Get A Shot of Protection With The No Agenda Show!

The San Francisco Chronicle is hemorrhaging $1 million per week as publisher Frank J. Vega attempts a desperate pivot to color printing and magazine-style layouts. While the newspaper industry collapses, Sarah Palin's sudden resignation as Governor of Alaska fuels speculation regarding her husband Todd Palin's ties to the Alaska Independence Party. These local crises mirror a global shift as the Obama administration faces a predicted six-month test of mettle amid rising secessionist rhetoric and economic hitman theories. UK Health Secretary Andy Burnham warns of 100,000 daily swine flu cases by August, prompting Ireland to commit 88 million euros to a national vaccination program. This medical mobilization coincides with reports of prison uprisings in Massachusetts and Queensland as inmates fear forced treatments. Meanwhile, the UK Conservative Party under David Cameron faces scrutiny for plans to hand NHS patient records to Google and Microsoft, a move complicated by a Tory official's marriage to a Google executive. In the United States, the U6 unemployment rate has quietly climbed to 16.5 percent, signaling a level of labor underutilization not seen since the Great Depression. Matt Taibbi exposes Goldman Sachs as a bubble-generating machine in a scathing Rolling Stone report while Bernie Madoff begins his 150-year sentence. Amidst the financial ruin, the Dutch pension fund ABP is profiting from the Michael Jackson catalog following his death and the subsequent MSNBC media frenzy. The episode features a knighting for donor Troy Walters and a deep look at the piezoelectric effect on Air France Flight 447.

Forced Vaccinations
Episode 109 •

109: Forced Vaccinations

The Massachusetts state legislature is advancing pandemic response bills that grant officials the power to enter private residences without consent for mandatory vaccinations and quarantine enforcement. Adam Curry and John C. Dvorak analyze how Presidential Directive 51 and Homeland Security protocols could reclassify public demonstrations as low-level terrorism during a declared health emergency. These developments coincide with the USDA approving the first H3N8 dog flu vaccine, a move the hosts suggest targets the very pets that might defend a home from government intrusion. Barbara Loe Fisher of the National Vaccine Information Center warns that the CDC and FDA are utilizing post-9/11 emergency powers to fast-track experimental H1N1 swine flu vaccines. While the White House Press Corps, led by Helen Thomas and Chip Reid, challenges Press Secretary Robert Gibbs over scripted town hall meetings, British Petroleum and China have secured $1.7 trillion in oil development rights for the Rumalia field in Iraq. Meanwhile, Congressman Henry Waxman faces scrutiny after a documentary clip revealed his confusion regarding federal steroid and alcohol laws during a formal hearing. Technical analysis of recent Airbus crashes involving Air France and Yemenia Airways suggests potential electromagnetic pulse interference, as Bahia Bakari reported an electric shock sensation before her plane went down. John C. Dvorak recounts the evolution of Mixed Martial Arts from the Tokyo Dome to modern cage fighting while Adam Curry details the invasive surveillance of Dutch media stringers at his San Francisco home. The duo explores the vulnerability of the Chicago power grid to EMP attacks and the rise of edge technology protocols that cause consumer routers to fail. The episode concludes with a recorded legal confrontation where an Arkansas Health Department official asserts that citizens have no constitutional right to refuse a mandatory vaccination.

Waxman Is A Dick
Episode 108 •

108: Waxman Is A Dick

The House of Representatives passed the Waxman-Markey American Clean Energy and Security Act following a contentious floor debate where Representative John Boehner utilized a magic minute to condemn a 300-page amendment introduced at 3:09 a.m. Representative Henry Waxman faced sharp criticism for attempting to interrupt the hour-long opposition speech as the Capitol phone system reportedly crashed under the weight of constituent protests. The legislation establishes complex carbon derivative markets under Federal Reserve oversight while integrating Green Banking Centers into national housing laws. Secondary developments include Federal Reserve Chairman Ben Bernanke testifying against Representative Ron Paul and his proposal to audit the central bank, claiming such oversight threatens monetary independence. Energy data reveals Canada and Mexico remain the primary suppliers of U.S. crude oil, contradicting political rhetoric regarding Middle Eastern dependence. In the legal sphere, Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas faces scrutiny over his historical ties to Monsanto following a landmark 2001 seed patenting decision. Meanwhile, the sudden death of pitchman Billy Mays in Florida adds to a string of high-profile celebrity passings including Ed McMahon and David Carradine. Frustrations with mainstream media mount as a two-hour interview with Charles Gibson at ABC World News results in a mere twelve-second clip regarding the Michael Jackson investigation. Skepticism surrounds the Jackson cardiac arrest narrative, with fringe theories emerging from Russian satellite data involving electromagnetic pulse weapons and mandatory vaccinations. The program concludes with observations from the San Francisco Pride Parade and the logistical efficiency of the JFK AirTrain over the Van Wyck Expressway.

Health Insurance Dot Gov
Episode 107 •

107: Health Insurance Dot Gov

President Barack Obama and ABC News face scrutiny over a prime-time healthcare special that critics label a scripted infomercial for Disney corporate interests. The town hall event featured a seemingly staged interaction with Jane Sturm regarding her 105-year-old mother, complete with pre-produced B-roll footage that appeared immediately after the supposedly spontaneous inquiry. This coordinated media push coincides with the Federal Reserve gaining unprecedented oversight of the banking industry, a move Adam Curry and John C. Dvorak argue allows private banks to regulate themselves. Environmental policy and public health take center stage as retired NASA scientist John Theon publicly rebukes James Hansen for his global warming claims, calling the data an embarrassment to the agency. Meanwhile, Scientific American reports that inert ingredients in Monsanto Roundup herbicide show toxicity to human embryonic cells, contradicting long-standing marketing claims about the product's safety. The pharmaceutical sector faces additional pressure as Baxter International and other firms utilize pay-to-delay tactics to block generic drugs, while Mexico moves toward decriminalizing small amounts of narcotics to curb cartel violence. Travel logistics and security failures round out the report as the CLEAR biometric program abruptly ceases operations after the TSA refused to certify its hardware. John C. Dvorak recounts a harrowing emergency landing at Narita Airport following a mid-flight death, while Adam Curry warns of security vulnerabilities in boutique hotel key cards at 25 Cooper Square. The session concludes with a look at Tony Hawk skateboarding through the White House and a legal loophole in Rhode Island that inadvertently legalized indoor prostitution.

A Jew In The Safe
Episode 106 •

106: A Jew In The Safe

The Pentagon has deployed advanced radar systems and interceptors to Hawaii following intelligence reports that North Korea may test-fire a missile toward the islands on July 4th. Defense Secretary Robert Gates authorized the defensive build-up as tensions escalate with Pyongyang. This military maneuver coincides with a critical analysis of the pharmaceutical industry's grip on American media, where ABC News broadcasts are increasingly dominated by high-priced advertisements for drugs like Ambien CR and Nicoderm CQ. FDA Commissioner Margaret Hamburg recently issued a severe warning against Zicam, leading to a 70% collapse in Matrixx Initiatives stock after reports of permanent sensory loss. Meanwhile, the ACLU is challenging TSA policies regarding the detention and questioning of passengers over personal property. In the corporate sector, Monsanto faces renewed scrutiny over Terminator seed technology and its alleged link to a massive wave of farmer suicides in India. The episode also tracks the settlement of a Creative Commons lawsuit against the Dutch publisher De Telegraaf, resulting in mandatory donations to War Child and Stop AIDS Now. Adam Curry and John C. Dvorak provide a raw look at the industry from a hotel in Los Angeles, reflecting on the decline of traditional television and the rise of independent media. The hosts examine a controversial segment on the PBS program Biz Kids involving offensive stereotypes and discuss the tragic mid-flight death of Continental Airlines Captain Craig Linnell. Personal anecdotes about Virgin America upgrades and the hazards of designer trousers round out this Father's Day broadcast.

The French Fry Connection
Episode 105 •

105: The French Fry Connection

Russian scientists have identified a potential link between the H1N1 influenza virus and genetically modified amylose pectin potatoes used in fast-food french fries. Adam Curry and John C. Dvorak examine claims that enzymes in GMO potatoes create acidic conditions in the human body, facilitating the explosive replication of the virus. The theory gains traction as data from Chile reveals that young people, the primary consumers of fast food, represent the highest percentage of infected individuals. In the Middle East, skepticism surrounds the 2009 Iranian election protests as mainstream media outlets like CNN and the Wall Street Journal rely on unverified amateur footage. Adam Curry suggests the CIA is manipulating the narrative to justify political actions against Mahmoud Ahmadinejad while influencing global oil prices. Domestically, the hosts critique the PBS Frontline documentary Breaking the Bank, which exposes the forced merger of Merrill Lynch and Bank of America orchestrated by Treasury Secretary Henry Paulson. Additional reports cover nanotechnology safety concerns in HEMA brand underwear and the ongoing investigation into the Air France Flight 447 crash involving Airbus rudder failures. John C. Dvorak recounts a head injury sustained in a hotel room that led to a lethargic encounter with a massive San Francisco Mission Burrito. Technical difficulties plague the recording, prompting a brief Kid Rock interlude while the hosts debate the merits of the US Mint's Presidential dollar coins. The episode concludes with a dispute over a six-month bet regarding the general happiness of the American public under the Obama administration.

Furries Forever
Episode 104 •

104: Furries Forever

French President Nicolas Sarkozy used a hidden apple crate to match the height of Barack Obama during a Normandy press event, highlighting the curated nature of international diplomacy. This visual manipulation coincides with a computer glitch at the New York Stock Exchange that triggered widespread skepticism regarding the reliability of automated trading systems. Meanwhile, former inmate Dawood Yadullah filed a lawsuit in New York after a medication error resulted in a 55-hour medical emergency. Nigel Farage and the UK Independence Party secured major gains in the European Parliament elections as the Labour Party under Gordon Brown faced a historic defeat. In the United States, Baxter International accelerated production of a swine flu vaccine following World Health Organization Director-General Margaret Chan's controversial decision to redefine pandemic criteria based on geographic spread rather than severity. Eli Lilly and Co. also faced scrutiny for the off-label marketing of Zyprexa to elderly patients despite known risks. In the Pacific Northwest, the State of Jefferson and Cascadia secession movements gained traction as Paul Starobin explored regional autonomy in the Wall Street Journal. Evergreen State College commencement featured a corporate poet and attendees in full panda and bunny costumes as the furry subculture entered the academic mainstream. Adam Curry and John C. Dvorak examine the technical mastery of broadcasters like Tom Brokaw and Forrest Sawyer while testing the comfort of HEMA-branded underwear for the value-for-value funding model. The program concludes with a look at Port Angeles, Washington, where car washing now carries a thousand-dollar fine.

Taylor Swift Sucks
Episode 103 •

103: Taylor Swift Sucks

Adam Curry and John C. Dvorak broadcast from Gitmo Nation West as they investigate the mysterious disappearance of Air France Flight 447. Two passengers, Pablo Dreyfus and Ronald Dreyer, were high-level consultants tracking illegal arms trades in Brazil, raising questions about the official narrative of pitot tube failure. The hosts contrast the media's sensationalized weather reporting in South Beach with the reality on the ground while analyzing the 9/11 Pilots for Truth claims regarding Boeing flight speeds and altitude physics. Dateline NBC recently profiled 19-year-old Taylor Swift as a musical prodigy, though critics suggest the heavy promotion is a calculated industry move to replace Britney Spears. In Washington, Congressman Ron Paul has secured 209 co-sponsors for HR 1207 to audit the Federal Reserve, while Canadian Minister Lisa Raitt faces backlash for calling a medical isotope shortage a sexy political opportunity. The broadcast also tracks the Bear Stearns collapse, with allegations that Goldman Sachs and the Treasury Department orchestrated a vendetta against the bank for failing to cooperate with the financial inner circle. Adam Curry recounts his teenage years building pirate radio transmitters in Amsterdam and the technical training required to develop his broadcasting voice. John C. Dvorak shares details on a new spice book by Mimi Dvorak and critiques the pretentious atmosphere at Ozuma in San Francisco. The duo also weighs in on David Letterman’s public feud with Sarah Palin and Howard Stern’s critique of Jay Leno’s robotic departure from the Tonight Show.

Bizarre Sex Crime
Episode 102 •

102: Bizarre Sex Crime

Oregon legislators passed House Bill 2478 to classify the propulsion of semen at others as second-degree sexual abuse following a disturbing incident at a Portland Target. The new law highlights a growing trend of specialized sex crime legislation as North American jurisdictions grapple with the legal nuances of solicitation and public safety. Adam Curry and John C. Dvorak analyze the enforcement challenges of these statutes alongside the shifting legal landscape of the sex work industry in Canada and the United States. Nigeria is pursuing a massive legal claim against Pfizer for unauthorized 1996 Trovan drug trials that allegedly resulted in child fatalities and permanent deformities during a meningitis outbreak. This international legal battle coincides with reports of unauthorized HIV experiments on foster children in New York City and a World Health Organization push toward a level six pandemic alert for swine flu. Meanwhile, Germany is demanding the repatriation of physical gold bullion from U.S. custodial accounts as oil price manipulation concerns grow following Michael Greenberger's recent market analysis. In the technology sector, a viral outburst from Leo Laporte during a broadcast with Michael Arrington has sparked debate over professional conduct in the burgeoning podcasting industry. John C. Dvorak recounts a disastrous encounter with squirrel karma that resulted in a tire blowout while Adam Curry reviews the peculiar sight of San Francisco police officers patrolling on Segways. The duo critiques the tactical absurdity of flashlight grips in police procedurals like Numbers and CSI. The episode concludes with a review of the Peking duck at Shanghai 1930 and a look at the proposed classification of Asperitus clouds.

Lightning Strikes
Episode 101 •

101: Lightning Strikes

Adam Curry reports from a hotel in Mayfair, London, while John C. Dvorak observes rare Wisconsin-sized lightning storms in Silicon Valley. The disappearance of Air France Flight 447 over the Atlantic triggers a debate on Airbus fly-by-wire systems versus Boeing mechanical controls. Curry recounts a personal search-and-rescue mission near Dover where he assisted air traffic control in a failed attempt to locate a missing experimental ultralight aircraft. Investigators weigh a recent bomb threat against an Air France flight from Buenos Aires as the World Health Organization pushes H1N1 pandemic warnings. In the tech sector, the Obama administration launches an antitrust probe into Google, Apple, and Yahoo over non-poaching agreements. Microsoft CEO Steve Ballmer threatens to move labor offshore in response to proposed tax hikes, while California faces a fourteen-day window before the state treasury runs out of cash. European Parliament elections approach amidst legal challenges to the Lisbon Treaty in the German Constitutional Court and controversy surrounding Green Party politician Daniel Cohn-Bendit. John C. Dvorak details his experience crashing a Boeing 747 simulator at the NASA Ames Research Center during a heavy crosswind exercise. The hosts analyze the Riga Blonde Weekend in Latvia, where five hundred women paraded with lapdogs to boost national morale. Adam Curry vows legal action against a magazine for violating Creative Commons licenses on his photography, demanding a settlement for the charity War Child.

A Squirrel Walks Into A Bar
Episode 100 •

100: A Squirrel Walks Into A Bar

Adam Curry and John C. Dvorak celebrate the 100th episode of No Agenda by exposing the predatory nature of the music and publishing industries. Simon Cowell and Warner Music Group face scrutiny over 360 deals and restrictive contracts that allegedly rig competitions like Britain's Got Talent against artists like Susan Boyle. Curry also details his Dutch lawsuit against a gossip magazine over unauthorized Flickr photos and false claims regarding his aviation conduct. Global political maneuvers take center stage as the Obama administration challenges military recruitment bans in Humboldt County while pledging $100 billion to the International Monetary Fund. Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi remains under fire for hosting controversial parties under the guise of political training, even as he secures legal immunity. Meanwhile, reports from the United Nations suggest a radical strategy to flood the opium market in Afghanistan to crash prices and displace poppy farming in favor of wheat production. Strange phenomena and animal antics round out the milestone broadcast, featuring a New Zealand parrot that stole a tourist's passport and a patriotic squirrel in Michigan hoarding American flags. Dr. Yuri Labvin of the Tunguska Spatial Phenomenon Foundation claims new evidence of an alien spacecraft intercepting the 1908 Siberian meteor. The hosts also evaluate the quality of HEMA underwear as a potential donation premium for the newly launched No Agenda website.