# Episodes of The No Agenda Show

Episodes 1221–1240 of 1909, newest first. The complete list on one page is https://search.noagendashow.net/archive.md.

- [694: Bend it Down](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/694-bend-it-down.md) — 2015-02-08
  Vice President Joe Biden and European leaders Angela Merkel and Francois Hollande face a growing diplomatic rift over the provision of lethal weapons to Ukraine following the Munich Security Conference. While Senator Lindsey Graham pushes for aggressive military intervention, University of Chicago Professor John Mearsheimer warns that NATO expansion into Russia's orbit is the primary driver of the crisis. The hosts analyze the White House's 2015 National Security Strategy, which Susan Rice uses to frame global military force as a tool for maintaining international order. NBC anchor Brian Williams faces a total credibility collapse after fabricating war stories from Iraq and Hurricane Katrina, prompting a deeper look into media narcissism and the use of psychological sound effects in PBS Newshour reports. In the Middle East, Jordan launches retaliatory airstrikes against ISIS in Raqqa following the execution of a pilot, while President Obama draws fire for comparing extremist violence to the Crusades during the National Prayer Breakfast. Domestic policy takes a hit as Gallup CEO Jim Clifton labels the official 5.7 percent unemployment rate a big lie, suggesting real figures are closer to 23 percent. Adam Curry and John C. Dvorak debate the football origins of the alley-oop and the zombification of modern theater audiences during a Carole King musical. The duo also explores the 1945 Quincy Agreement's impact on Saudi relations and the strange appointment of Janika Merilo in Ukraine. Sir Doug of the Channel Islands joins the Roundtable as the show prepares for a producer meetup at the Pennsylvania Hotel in New York.

- [693: Kunzite](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/693-kunzite.md) — 2015-02-05
  The execution of a Jordanian pilot by ISIS serves as a catalyst for a massive geopolitical shift as King Abdullah II meets with the US Armed Services Committee. While Senator John McCain and Joe Manchin push for expedited military aid to Jordan, the high-production value of the 22-minute execution video suggests a level of Hollywood-style post-production that contradicts the narrative of a localized insurgent operation. This media event appears to position Jordan as the primary regional proxy for a broader intervention against the Assad regime in Syria. Domestic politics take a turn toward public health as the Disneyland measles outbreak is utilized to marginalize 2016 presidential candidates like Rand Paul and Chris Christie. Meanwhile, NBC News anchor Brian Williams faces intense scrutiny for fabricating a story about his helicopter being hit by an RPG during the 2003 Iraq invasion. In the tech sector, FCC Chairman Tom Wheeler moves to regulate the internet under Title II, a decision that threatens to introduce government censorship under the guise of net neutrality while ignoring the fundamental mechanics of peering and transit. Adam Curry and John C. Dvorak break down the technical discrepancies in the Silk Road trial of Ross Ulbricht and the bizarre psychological operations targeting Vladimir Putin. The episode features a knightly ceremony for Ryan Benson and a deep dive into the purported heart-opening properties of Pink Kunzite. From the Super Bowl XLIX conspiracy theories to the linguistic obfuscation of White House Press Secretary Josh Earnest, the reality of the media-industrial complex is laid bare.

- [692: Crone](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/692-crone.md) — 2015-02-01
  A 19-year-old intruder wielding a fake pistol hijacked the Dutch state-run NOS news studio in Hilversum, demanding airtime before a televised police takedown. The security breach at the Media Park campus coincided with a surge in Dutch media scrutiny regarding Adam Curry and the perceived legitimacy of podcasting versus mainstream outlets like RTL Boulevard. This incident serves as a backdrop for a broader examination of the expanding European security state and the use of staged-looking events to justify surveillance. Forensic analysis of the Kenji Goto execution video reveals significant technical inconsistencies, including white balance errors and unnatural shadows that suggest the footage was manipulated in post-production. In Washington, former CBS reporter Sharyl Attkisson testified before Congress regarding a White House campaign to intimidate journalists, while Attorney General nominee Loretta Lynch faced questioning from Senator Jeff Sessions over executive privilege and the Fast and Furious scandal. Meanwhile, the new Syriza government in Greece has broken ranks with the European Union over Russian sanctions, signaling a major shift in the Eurozone debt crisis as Germany maintains a hardline austerity stance. Senator John McCain provided a viral moment by labeling Code Pink protesters low-life scum during a Senate hearing for Henry Kissinger. The human element of the broadcast shines through during a travelogue of the Texas Hill Country, where a visit to Grape Creek Vineyards in Fredericksburg challenges preconceived notions about regional viticulture. The segment features a knighting ceremony for Sir Jason of River Rouge and a debate over the merits of Crate and Barrel versus IKEA furniture assembly.

- [691: Ten Minute Timer](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/691-ten-minute-timer.md) — 2015-01-29
  Adam Curry provides a personal update regarding his move to downtown Austin following the departure of Miss Mickey from the country under Dutch media pressure. The 2015 Miss Universe pageant, owned by Donald Trump, serves as a backdrop for a critique of geopolitical questioning after judge Manny Pacquiao asked Miss USA how she would negotiate with global terrorists. Paulina Vega of Colombia secured the crown, yet the event highlights a bizarre intersection of beauty standards and international relations. Senator Richard Burr has demanded the Obama administration return all copies of the CIA torture report, including the secret Panetta Review which allegedly proves the agency inflated the value of enhanced interrogation. Meanwhile, forensic analysis of ISIS videos featuring Kenji Goto reveals professional Western production markers, including Apple Final Cut Pro file suffixes. In India, Prime Minister Narendra Modi hosts President Obama for a military modernization summit, while domestic concerns rise over a California mileage tax proposal and the failure of meteorological models during the Northeast blizzard. Bill Nye the Science Guy pivots from NFL Deflategate to climate change propaganda, while Al Sharpton uses the New York snow failure to promote environmental activism. The show honors its supporters through the knighting of Sir Kevin Dills, Knight of the Queen City, as the hosts navigate the complexities of the value-for-value model and the technical hurdles of Sarah Palin’s teleprompter failure in Iowa.

- [690: Win by a Gyp](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/690-win-by-a-gyp.md) — 2015-01-25
  The anti-austerity Syriza party, led by Alexis Tsipras, has claimed victory in the Greek general election, setting up a high-stakes confrontation with German Finance Minister Wolfgang Schäuble and the European Central Bank. This political shift threatens the stability of the Eurozone as the new government seeks to renegotiate massive debt levels previously masked by Goldman Sachs derivatives. The outcome marks a significant departure from the policies of incumbent Antonis Samaras and signals a potential restructuring of the European banking union. In the Middle East, the death of Saudi King Abdullah has triggered a complex succession process within the House of Saud, potentially destabilizing global oil markets already reeling from prices dropping to forty-five dollars per barrel. Meanwhile, the Houthi rebel coup in Yemen has forced the evacuation of government officials, complicating U.S. counter-terrorism efforts against Al-Qaeda in the Arabian Peninsula. In Japan, Prime Minister Shinzo Abe faces a hostage crisis involving Kenji Goto and Haruna Yukawa, with ISIS demanding a two-hundred million dollar ransom through videos that show significant signs of green-screen manipulation and digital tampering. Domestic controversies include Senator Harry Reid’s suspicious facial injuries and the ongoing Deflategate investigation involving Tom Brady and the New England Patriots ahead of Super Bowl XLIX. Scientific data from NOAA and NASA regarding 2014 being the warmest year on record is called into question after reports revealed the probability of that claim was less than fifty percent. The program also highlights the historical omission of Polish cryptologists in the film The Imitation Game and features a rare Hillary Clinton impression of Vladimir Putin.

- [689: Code 44](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/689-code-44.md) — 2015-01-22
  Texas Governor Greg Abbott celebrated his inauguration in Austin with a military-heavy parade featuring oil industry floats and open-carry participants. While the local legacy of Lyndon B. Johnson loomed over the festivities, the national focus shifted to President Barack Obama's 2015 State of the Union address. Despite the White House touting digital engagement through Chief Technology Officer Megan Smith, the speech garnered its lowest television ratings in history. NASA's Goddard Institute for Space Studies faced scrutiny after Director Gavin Schmidt admitted only a 38% certainty that 2014 was the warmest year on record, citing a margin of error that exceeds the reported temperature increase. In Washington, Zbigniew Brzezinski and Brent Scowcroft warned the Senate Armed Services Committee about Chinese cyber warfare capabilities targeting U.S. power grids. Meanwhile, the Obama administration proposed expanding RICO laws to criminalize password trafficking, and Edward Snowden labeled the Netherlands the surveillance kings of Europe during a Dutch television interview. Global elites at the World Economic Forum in Davos arrived in 1,700 private jets to promote mobile banking for the developing world. Back in the studio, a viral QVC clip of presenters debating whether the moon is a star or a planet serves as a grim marker for modern scientific literacy. The segment also analyzes green-screen artifacts in the latest ISIS hostage video featuring Jihadi John and the Japanese government.

- [688: Threat Stream](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/688-threat-stream.md) — 2015-01-18
  Secretary of State John Kerry and musician James Taylor visited Paris to meet President Francois Hollande following the Charlie Hebdo attacks, an event marked by an awkward public embrace and a performance of You've Got a Friend. This diplomatic gesture coincided with massive anti-terror raids across Belgium, France, and Germany, resulting in over 20 arrests and the first deployment of Belgian troops in Brussels for 35 years. Authorities continue to search for Abdelhamid Abaoud while media narratives focus on the radicalization of the Kouachi brothers. Intelligence reports link the Paris attackers to Anwar al-Awlaki, the late imam once invited to the Pentagon as a moderate. House Speaker John Boehner cited the FISA surveillance program as the key to foiling a recent U.S. Capitol plot, though public social media activity appears to be the actual trigger. Meanwhile, Secretary of Homeland Security Jeh Johnson announced heightened airport security due to nonmetallic explosive threat streams. In the private sector, Clint Eastwood and Leon Panetta are revealed to share a board at the Panetta Institute, alongside media figures Cokie Roberts and Bob Schieffer, raising questions about journalistic conflicts of interest. John C. Dvorak and Adam Curry dissect the media's repetitive use of formal naming conventions for the Prophet Muhammad while mocking the latest personal assistant robot PR stunts for the film Chappie. The duo explores the hypocrisy of French free speech arrests and the bizarre claims of magical shape-shifting Jews circulating in Parisian suburbs. The show concludes with a look at the $4 billion failure of Afghan opium eradication and a Lithuanian survival manual for a Russian invasion.

- [687: Cyber Caliphate](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/687-cyber-caliphate.md) — 2015-01-15
  The White House issued a formal apology this week after President Obama and high-ranking officials failed to attend the Paris unity rally following the Charlie Hebdo attacks. Secretary of State John Kerry attempted to repair the diplomatic rift with a visit to France, though critics noted his French language skills were less fluent than advertised. The administration's absence is being characterized as a significant political gaffe that left the United States out of the loop during a major global event. In the wake of the shootings, UK Prime Minister David Cameron proposed a ban on encrypted communications, arguing that a modern liberal democracy should have no safe spaces for terrorists. Meanwhile, the FBI arrested 20-year-old Christopher Lee Cornell in Ohio for an alleged plot against the U.S. Capitol, though his father told Anderson Cooper that an informant coerced the youth into the scheme. Across the Atlantic, investigations into Amedy Coulibaly revealed he likely obtained automatic weapons from a Belgian arms dealer before the kosher market attack. General Martin Dempsey outlined a military away-game strategy stretching from Nigeria to China while media outlets like NBC and Sky News opted to self-censor the latest Charlie Hebdo covers. On the domestic front, President Obama visited Cedar Falls, Iowa, to promote municipal broadband, using an iPad to compare American internet speeds unfavorably to those in Seoul and Tokyo. The episode concludes with a look at the Clinton Foundation's controversial role in Haiti five years after the earthquake.

- [686: Fifth Column](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/686-fifth-column.md) — 2015-01-12
  Nigel Farage and the UK Independence Party face mounting accusations of racism following Farage’s use of the term fifth column to describe specific groups within European nations. The controversy erupts as Spain proposes reintroducing border controls between Schengen countries, signaling a potential retreat from the free movement of people. This shift toward increased state security is being framed by media outlets as France’s 9/11, following the terror attacks in Paris and the subsequent global search for Hayat Boumediene. European authorities are currently tracking organized crime rings from Romania and Bulgaria that utilize low-cost flights to conduct rapid robbery weekends in London. Meanwhile, former House Intelligence Chairman Mike Rogers has transitioned to CNN to warn of activated sleeper cells, while UK Home Secretary Theresa May advocates for expansive new surveillance legislation. In the United States, Representative Dutch Ruppersberger is reintroducing the CISPA bill, citing the Sony Pictures hack as justification for increased government access to corporate data. Simultaneously, reports reveal the FBI is deploying Stingrays and Dirtboxes on light aircraft to intercept mobile data across entire cities, a move scrutinized alongside Director James Comey’s past ties to HSBC. American cartoonist Robert Crumb offers a perspective on moral self-licensing from his home in France, refusing to succumb to public pressure regarding his illustrations. The atmosphere lightens with a look at the 1987 James Bond film The Living Daylights and the bizarre Dutch tradition of the birthday circle. The program concludes with the formal knighthood of Sir Brian and Dame Patricia, featuring a reading of the legendary Hookers and Blow menu.

- [685: Schwack the Nose](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/685-schwack-the-nose.md) — 2015-01-09
  The Charlie Hebdo massacre in Paris has ignited a global debate over free speech, media self-censorship, and the cultural stability of the European Union. While the 'Je suis Charlie' slogan sweeps social media, major American news outlets including the New York Times and NBC face criticism for refusing to publish the satirical cartoons of the Prophet Muhammad. This reluctance to stand with French journalists highlights a growing trend of voluntary censorship in the West, even as French citizens describe the attack as a permanent fracture in their national identity. White House Press Secretary Josh Earnest and former DNC Chairman Howard Dean have drawn scrutiny for their rhetorical efforts to distance the attacks from Islamic extremism, with Dean labeling ISIS a cult rather than a religious group. Meanwhile, Pentagon spokesperson Rear Admiral John Kirby introduced the phrase 'schwack every nose' to describe the military strategy against ISIL, a term that coincides with a $2.4 billion arms sale to Iraq involving 175 M1A1 Abrams tanks. Domestically, FBI Director James Comey continues to assert that North Korea was the sole actor behind the Sony Pictures hack, despite skepticism regarding the ease of spoofing IP addresses and the possibility of an inside job. In a lighter segment, the Consumer Electronics Show (CES) 2015 is dismissed as a parade of useless gadgets, ranging from $30 Bluetooth lightbulbs to the 'Belphie stick' designed for taking rear-angle selfies. Bill Gates made headlines by drinking water processed from sewer sludge via the OmniProcessor, while Adam Curry shares his surprisingly positive experiences at high-end Austin pedicure salons. The episode also features a Big Data report from John C. Dvorak, proving that newsletter subscribers are twice as likely to click on stories about kittens than those about a battered Harry Reid.

- [684: Polymorphic Analysis](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/684-polymorphic-analysis.md) — 2015-01-04
  President Barack Obama issued an executive order imposing new sanctions on North Korea following the FBI's attribution of the Sony Pictures hack to the Kim Jong Un regime. The sanctions specifically target the Korea Mining Development Trading Corporation (KOMID), the primary arms dealer for the nation. This move coincides with reports of North Korean ballistic missile exports to Pakistan, Egypt, and Syria, suggesting the cyber-attack provided a convenient geopolitical pretext for the United States to disrupt international weapons sales. In domestic policy, the Department of Homeland Security faces a funding expiration as the administration pushes a narrative regarding a broken immigration system. Meanwhile, the FCC prepares for a February vote on net neutrality, weighing Title II regulation against a Republican-led Title X proposal. In the tech sector, China’s Wing Loong drone development signals a shift toward swarm technology, while the fourth phase of the Yangtze Deepwater Port in Shanghai expands to a capacity of 40 million units annually. Mark Cuban has also criticized the federal government's $806 billion monopoly on student debt following the 2010 Health Care and Education Reconciliation Act. Sir Steve Bottoms receives a formal knighting ceremony for his financial support as the program analyzes the rise of cross-disciplinary polymorphic analysis jargon in defense circles. The hosts also examine the digital manipulation of celebrity images, specifically the use of video Photoshop on stars like Taylor Swift. The episode concludes with a look at the abandoned migrant ship Ezzedine and the ongoing Prince Andrew scandal involving Jeffrey Epstein.

- [683: Team Taylor](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/683-team-taylor.md) — 2015-01-01
  Lithuania officially joined the Eurozone on January 1, 2015, a move interpreted as a strategic geopolitical shield against Russian influence as Greece faces a snap election and potential return to the drachma. Meanwhile, the FBI continues to attribute the Sony Pictures hack to North Korea, despite cybersecurity firm Norse Corp presenting evidence of an insider threat. These shifting global alliances and digital skirmishes set the stage for a year defined by centralized financial control and state-sponsored cyber warfare. In the European Union, new VAT regulations have transformed the digital economy by requiring merchants to collect sales tax based on the customer's location rather than the seller's, a move critics argue favors massive corporations over small businesses. On the domestic front, neurosurgeon Ben Carson and Wall Street Journal editor Jason Riley challenge prevailing narratives on racial politics, with Riley arguing that identity politics from Eric Holder and Al Sharpton distract from internal community issues. Technical analysis of the Regin malware framework reveals a sophisticated five-stage spying tool linked to GCHQ and the NSA, which was recently discovered infiltrating Belgian telecommunications provider Belgacom. Technical glitches provide a moment of levity as the hosts investigate why Bluetooth headsets clip audio during silent gaps caused by aggressive digital noise gates. The production year kicks off with a knighting ceremony for Sir Ass Crack and a deep dive into the 'Sacred Texts' of global banking, specifically Carroll Quigley’s Tragedy and Hope. The show concludes with a toast to the surveillance state and a critique of the 'enhance' trope in CBS procedurals like Scorpion.

- [682: Sir Duke Don Tomaso Di Toronto Presents](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/682-sir-duke-don-tomaso-di-toronto-presents.md) — 2015-01-01
  Cybersecurity firm Norse challenged the FBI's attribution of the Sony Pictures hack to North Korea, identifying a former employee named Lena as the likely insider threat. President Barack Obama criticized Sony for self-censorship following the initial cancellation of The Interview, while State Department spokesperson Marie Harf sparred with reporter Matt Lee over the legality of demanding compensation from the sanctioned Kim Jong-un regime. Vladimir Putin released an updated Russian Military Doctrine identifying NATO expansion and the American Global Shot space-strike capability as primary external threats. In the Middle East, Turkey formally requested the extradition of Pennsylvania-based imam Fethullah Gulen, while Egypt reportedly utilized the Grindr app for sting operations against citizens. China emerged as a global lender of last resort, providing currency swaps to Russia and Venezuela to bypass IMF dominance, as construction began on the Nicaragua Canal under developer Wang Jing. Domestically, the NSA released redacted LoveInt reports detailing employee surveillance of personal contacts, and the Secret Service faced scrutiny for using untrained volunteers to drive press vans in the presidential motorcade. Grand Duke Stephen von Pelsmacher led the executive producer credits as the show conducted a formal knighting ceremony for Sir Kirk of the Happy Valley and Queen Maggie of Concord. The hosts shared personal histories with Tourette's Syndrome and physical tics, identifying similar neurological patterns in public figures like Steve Ballmer and Seth MacFarlane.

- [681: The Christmas Show 2014](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/681-the-christmas-show-2014.md) — 2014-12-26
  Adam Curry and John C. Dvorak celebrate the 2014 holiday season by deconstructing the origins of the No Agenda program and its foundational sacred texts. The duo revisits a 2008 Washington Post report on the RIAA and CD ripping that served as the catalyst for their media deconstruction model. They analyze how selective quoting and narrative manipulation by mainstream outlets necessitated a permanent alternative to traditional news cycles. Technical philosophy takes center stage as the hosts detail their rejection of video in favor of high-fidelity audio production. They examine the failure of the California green jobs initiative, the marketing machinery behind Taylor Swift, and the historical competition between the NBC and CBS radio networks. Specific attention is given to the Freedom Controller RSS system, the linguistic policing of filler words, and the media's use of fear-based triggers regarding North Korean threats and the Kony 2012 phenomenon. John C. Dvorak adopts his Last Minute Charlie approach to news gathering while Adam Curry demonstrates the Phil Spector of podcasts production style using outboard noise gates. The session concludes with a look at the Koch brothers' libertarian roots and a series of archival gaffes from figures like Al Sharpton and Gordon Brown. This special sequentially numbered episode serves as a definitive primer on the show's value-for-value infrastructure and its commitment to unrehearsed, freeform dialogue.

- [680: Sir Thomas Nussbaum presents](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/680-sir-thomas-nussbaum-presents.md) — 2014-12-21
  Sony Pictures CEO Michael Lynton and President Barack Obama are locked in a public dispute over the cancellation of The Interview following the Guardians of Peace cyber attack. While the FBI officially attributes the breach to North Korea, internal reports suggest the studio network was compromised long before the hack, potentially by disgruntled employees following Bain Capital management interventions. The administration has shifted its rhetoric from calling the event an act of war to cyber vandalism while simultaneously signing five new cybersecurity bills to increase corporate-government data sharing. Freshman Congressman Will Hurd faces scrutiny for his rapid appointment to an IT subcommittee despite his background as a CIA undercover officer. In international developments, Australian Prime Minister Tony Abbott announced the Foreign Fighters Bill to restrict travel to Syria, while the U.S. military officially adopted the term Daesh for ISIS operations. Meanwhile, the Supreme Court faces a lawsuit from Nebraska and Oklahoma against Colorado over marijuana legalization, and the wealth gap in the United States has reached a thirty-year high according to the latest Pew Research Center data. President Obama committed several high-profile gaffes during his year-end press conference, including a confusing football metaphor and referring to actor James Franco as James Flacco. Performer Megatron at Universal Studios Hollywood went viral for a scathing critique of tourist selfie culture and the younger generation's obsession with digital status. The episode concludes with the formal knighting of Sir Nick of the South Side under the value-for-value model.

- [679: Sir Reeshmeister Presents](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/679-sir-reeshmeister-presents.md) — 2014-12-18
  The U.S. government prepares to formally name North Korea as the perpetrator of the Sony Pictures data breach, while legal experts like Alan Dershowitz characterize the hack as state-sponsored terrorism. Despite the White House narrative, technical indicators including hard-coded passwords and internal network paths suggest the breach may have been an inside job orchestrated by some of the 7,000 employees recently laid off by the studio. Critics argue the media frenzy surrounding the cancellation of The Interview is being leveraged by the NSA to force corporations into controversial information-sharing agreements. In a major geopolitical shift, President Obama announces a diplomatic thaw with Cuba, facilitating travel and commerce despite recent reports of illicit arms shipments from Havana to North Korea. Vladimir Putin responds to Western encroachment by writing off 90% of Cuba's debt and using a bear analogy to defend Russia's nuclear deterrence during a three-hour press conference. Meanwhile, global oil prices plummet toward $40 per barrel, threatening the American shale industry while the Russian ruble faces a total collapse ahead of the Eurasian Economic Union launch. Adam Curry addresses gossip magazine rumors regarding his marriage to Mickey, suggesting the lack of attribution points to a promotional stunt for her upcoming solo show. The segment highlights the absurdity of a Texas plumber facing death threats after his former Ford F-250 appeared in an ISIS propaganda photo with his company logo still visible. Grand Duke David Foley joins the producer roll to promote his new EDM album, Deck the House, as the show analyzes the UN climate agreement in Lima.

- [678: Sir London Foley Presents](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/678-sir-london-foley-presents.md) — 2014-12-14
  The Intelligence Authorization Act for 2015 has officially codified Section 309, a provision allowing the five-year retention of non-public electronic communications belonging to U.S. persons without a court order. This legislative move coincides with a fierce public defense of the CIA by former directors Michael Hayden and James Woolsey, who both dismissed the Senate Intelligence Committee’s torture report as a partisan fabrication. Hayden specifically characterized the practice of rectal rehydration as a necessary medical procedure rather than an interrogation tactic, while Senator Jay Rockefeller countered with testimony alleging the agency systematically subverted congressional oversight during the Bush administration. Global military footprints continue to expand as the latest War Powers Resolution report confirms 15,000 personnel in Afghanistan and 3,100 in Iraq, alongside active operations in Niger, Chad, and Somalia. In the private sector, the National Cybersecurity and Critical Infrastructure Protection Act of 2014 now mandates information sharing between the government and the energy and financial sectors, despite warnings that the language permits covert data exfiltration. Meanwhile, the 'Gillens Flatline' research from Martin Gillens and Benjamin Page suggests that average American citizens have a near-zero impact on such legislative outcomes, which are instead dictated by a financial elite that has dominated policy since the 1970s. In lighter moments, the program celebrates the rare 12-13-14 sequential date pattern with a formal knighting ceremony for Sir London Foley and the elevation of several new peers across the globe. Musician Phil Collins makes an appearance in the news cycle for his massive donation of Alamo memorabilia to the state of Texas, while a British Member of Parliament faces scrutiny for a two-hour Candy Crush session during a committee hearing. The episode concludes with a technical analysis of ISIS propaganda videos, which the Terrorism Research and Analysis Consortium claims utilize professional lighting and sweetened audio effects to mimic high-definition feature films.

- [677: 99 Lines of Code](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/677-99-lines-of-code.md) — 2014-12-11
  Stormageddon 2014 battered Northern California and Silicon Valley this week, tearing through infrastructure and causing widespread flooding while national media outlets remained largely silent. Despite the severe wind damage and high-velocity rainfall, the event is being framed locally through the lens of a two-year drought cycle rather than the broader climate narratives typically favored by major networks. Meanwhile, a minor international incident involving LeBron James and the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge sparked a debate over royal protocol after the NBA star broke tradition during a Brooklyn photo opportunity. The Senate Intelligence Committee report on CIA torture has triggered a massive defensive effort from former intelligence officials like Michael Hayden and media surrogates such as Richard Engel. While the report details graphic accounts of rectal rehydration and sleep deprivation, Colonel Lawrence Wilkerson and Senator Patrick Leahy have come forward with claims of systemic deception regarding the Iraq War and weapons of mass destruction. The controversy coincides with the passage of a $1.1 trillion spending bill that rolls back Dodd-Frank protections for derivatives and significantly increases campaign donation limits for political advertising. In Japan, Prime Minister Shinzo Abe has reinterpreted the constitution to allow for collective self-defense, a move expected to trigger massive sales of American military hardware including nuclear aircraft carrier support. Barack Obama and Bill Gates are currently pushing the Hour of Code initiative, which critics argue is a corporate pipeline designed to flood Silicon Valley with cheap labor. In a bizarre turn of events, Harvard Professor Benjamin Edelman faced a public backlash after threatening a Chinese restaurant with litigation over a four-dollar pricing discrepancy. The show also celebrates the knighting of Sir Boom-Shan-Alaka and explores the mystery of lost Saturn V blueprints at NASA.

- [676: #955251](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/676-955251.md) — 2014-12-07
  Senator John McCain and Robert Kagan headlined a foreign policy seminar on Pearl Harbor Remembrance Day to outline a hawkish new direction for the Senate Armed Services Committee. McCain identified the repeal of sequestration and the reform of military acquisition as his primary objectives while criticizing the $2.4 billion cost overrun of the USS Gerald R. Ford aircraft carrier. The incoming chairman also credited ISIS beheading videos with shifting American public opinion by thirty points, though he expressed frustration that previous propaganda efforts involving Syrian conflict photos failed to resonate. International tensions escalated as French President Francois Hollande made a surprise Moscow visit to negotiate the $1.7 billion Mistral warship deal with Vladimir Putin. Meanwhile, the U.S. House of Representatives passed Resolution 758, formally condemning Russian aggression and calling for the expansion of Voice of America and Radio Free Europe to counter Kremlin misinformation. In the financial sector, war games at Johns Hopkins University suggest Russia may be destabilizing the global economy by demanding gold for energy exports, a theory supported by recent European efforts to repatriate gold reserves from the Federal Reserve. Further complicating the geopolitical landscape, the International Criminal Court dropped all charges against Kenyan President Uhuru Kenyatta, and a botched U.S. Special Operations raid in Yemen resulted in the deaths of hostages Luke Somers and Pierre Korkie. Lighter segments feature the announcement of Marsala as the 2015 Pantone Color of the Year and a technical debate over the merits of room-temperature butter storage. John Dvorak recommends Taylor’s Vintage Port for the knighting of new show producers, while the hosts analyze the bizarre 'Captain Euro' animated propaganda used to promote European federalism. The episode concludes with a look at the CDC’s apology for a failed flu vaccine and the incineration of the Sandy Hook shooter’s household belongings.

- [603: Revolution of Dignity](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/603-revolution-of-dignity.md) — 2014-12-06
  President Barack Obama and Prime Minister Mark Rutte utilized the Nuclear Security Summit in the Netherlands to finalize a framework for sectoral sanctions against Russia following the annexation of Crimea. Despite a massive Secret Service presence and an Amsterdam lockdown that saw helicopters landing on the Museumplein, two IT security students successfully breached the perimeter using fraudulent student press credentials. The summit, which featured an opening video heavy with triangle and all-seeing eye imagery, focused on the removal of enriched uranium while the President publicly stated that a nuclear detonation in Manhattan remains a greater concern than Russian regional power. Contradictions in the Ukraine narrative emerged as CBS News correspondent Charlie D’Agata reported from Donetsk that he saw no evidence of the Russian military buildup claimed by Defense Secretary Chuck Hagel. Meanwhile, the State Department launched the #UnitedForUkraine social media campaign, which critics label as state-sponsored branding for the newly coined Revolution of Dignity meme. In Florida, a prosecutor's report on the FBI shooting of Ibragim Todashev claims the associate of the Boston Marathon bombers attacked agents with a broomstick and a coffee table before being shot in the back of the head. Simultaneously, Secretary of State John Kerry presented Sergey Lavrov with Idaho potatoes as North Korea launched ballistic missiles into the Sea of Japan. Adam Curry and John C. Dvorak analyze the expansion of the LGBTQQIAAP acronym and the hypocrisy of diplomatic visits to Saudi Arabia where homosexual conduct remains a capital offense. The hosts retire long-standing theories regarding Bill Clinton's health to focus on the corporate-led Common Core science standards and the Hobby Lobby Supreme Court challenge. Former President Jimmy Carter admits to using snail mail to evade NSA surveillance, while the city of Santa Clara implements a municipal ban on spilling beer at the new 49ers stadium.

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