# Nein Nein Nein > A catastrophic emergency alert failure in Hawaii exposes systemic flaws while political firestorms in the Oval Office and unsealed Las Vegas warrants dominate the national headlines. - **Show:** [The No Agenda Show](https://search.noagendashow.net/index.md) - **Episode:** 999 - **Published:** 2018-01-18 - **Length:** 3h 32m - **Topics:** Hawaii Alert, FISA Reauthorization, [Operation Gladio](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/operation-gladio.md), Tamiflu War, Smart Toilets, Blockchain Hype - **Web page:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/999-nein-nein-nein ## About this episode A false ballistic missile alert transmitted via the Integrated Public Alert and Warning System sent Hawaii into a 38-minute panic on January 13, 2018. Governor David Ige and Administrator Vern Miyagi attributed the error to a manual mistake during a shift change, though the delay in retraction exposed critical failures in FEMA protocols. Representative Tulsi Gabbard provided the first credible public correction while local news outlets remained silent during the crisis. In Washington, Senator Dick Durbin and the White House clashed over alleged vulgar remarks made by Donald Trump regarding Haiti and African nations. The resulting media firestorm saw former CIA analyst Philip Mudd and strategist Ana Navarro trade barbs on CNN, while Representative Barbara Lee introduced a censure resolution. Meanwhile, musician Moby claimed the intelligence community recruited him to spread information regarding Russian collusion, and unsealed search warrants in the Las Vegas shooting investigation suggested the presence of an unidentified accomplice. Adam Curry and John C. Dvorak celebrate the 999th milestone of the show by knightings of new producers like Sir Gatekeeper and Baron Isaac of Altadena. The duo explores the history of Polish vodka, the dangers of the Tide Pod challenge, and the absurdity of a $6,500 Kohler smart toilet. John C. Dvorak declares a war on Tamiflu side effects while Adam Curry prepares to open a mystery 20-pound package from Scandinavia for the upcoming millennium episode. ## Chapters Each chapter's transcript is at its own link. The whole transcript is at https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/999-nein-nein-nein/transcript.md. ### 1. No Agenda Episode 999, Milestone Celebration and Podcasting Freedom (0:00–4:23) Adam Curry and John C. Dvorak open the 999th episode of No Agenda, broadcasting from Austin, Texas, and Northern California. They reflect on the longevity of the show and the support of the producers that prevented them from quitting years ago. The discussion highlights the freedom of podcasting compared to traditional media, specifically the lack of advertisers and corporate constraints. Keywords: [adam curry](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/adam-curry.md), [john c. dvorak](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/john-c-dvorak.md), episode 999, [austin](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/austin.md), [silicon valley](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/silicon-valley.md), [podcasting](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/podcasting.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/999-nein-nein-nein/chapter/1.md) ### 2. Hawaii Missile Alert, False Alarm and Emergency Management Response (4:28–9:32) A false ballistic missile alert was transmitted to cell phones, televisions, and radios across Hawaii on January 13, 2018. Governor David Ige and Emergency Management Administrator Vern Miyagi attributed the error to a mistake made by an employee during a routine shift change. The alert, which stated "this is not a drill," caused widespread panic for 38 minutes before a formal cancellation was issued via the Integrated Public Alert and Warning System. Keywords: [hawaii](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/hawaii.md), [ballistic missile](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/ballistic-missile.md), [false alarm](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/false-alarm.md), vern miyagi, wireless emergency alert, [cnn](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cnn.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/999-nein-nein-nein/chapter/2.md) ### 3. Hawaii Warning System, Siren Testing and Resident Reactions (9:32–14:56) Residents in Hawaii describe the confusion following the missile alert, noting that while tsunami sirens are tested monthly, the attack warning tone had been dormant for decades. One producer recounts moving children to a bathroom and searching for information on Twitter while local news remained silent. Representative Tulsi Gabbard is credited with providing the first credible confirmation that the alert was a false alarm. Keywords: [hawaii](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/hawaii.md), [pearl harbor](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/pearl-harbor.md), [oahu](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/oahu.md), [tulsi gabbard](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/tulsi-gabbard.md), [sirens](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/sirens.md), [emergency alerts](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/emergency-alerts.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/999-nein-nein-nein/chapter/3.md) ### 4. Emergency Management Procedures, Two-Person Rule and Retraction Delays (14:58–24:13) Vern Miyagi explains that the false alert occurred during a "check or test of the ballistic missile preparation checklist" at 8:05 AM. The delay in retracting the alert was partly due to the lack of a pre-scripted cancellation template and the need for authorization from FEMA's IPAWS. In response to the incident, the agency has implemented a "two-person rule" to ensure no single operator can trigger an alert or drill alone. Keywords: vern miyagi, [fema](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/fema.md), ipaws, [checklist](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/checklist.md), shift change, hawaii emergency management [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/999-nein-nein-nein/chapter/4.md) ### 5. Media Access, Strategy of Tension and Conspiracy Theories (24:14–31:52) Speculation arises regarding the timing of the Hawaii alert, noting that NBC News had been filming inside the Diamond Head Crater bunker just one day prior. The discussion explores the "strategy of tension" and whether the event was a distraction or a result of North Korean hacking. Experts on CNN debate the technical redundancies of the system while the hosts question the official "wrong button" narrative. Keywords: [msnbc](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/msnbc.md), [cdc](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cdc.md), diamond head crater, [north korea](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/north-korea.md), [strategy of tension](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/strategy-of-tension.md), [hackers](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/hackers.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/999-nein-nein-nein/chapter/5.md) ### 6. Donald Trump, Shithole Countries Controversy and Media Reporting (31:53–36:06) Reports surfaced alleging President Donald Trump referred to Haiti and African nations as "shithole countries" during a private meeting on immigration. Senator Dick Durbin confirmed the remarks, while the White House and some Republican senators, including Tom Cotton, disputed the specific language used. The media coverage is criticized for reporting private comments as if they were public declarations, potentially ignoring other global news. Keywords: [donald trump](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/donald-trump.md), [dick durbin](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/dick-durbin.md), [washington post](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/washington-post.md), [haiti](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/haiti.md), [africa](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/africa.md), [immigration](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/immigration.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/999-nein-nein-nein/chapter/6.md) ### 7. Philip Mudd, CNN Reaction and the Shitholder Hashtag (36:06–41:01) Ex-CIA analyst Philip Mudd delivered an emotional response on CNN, claiming pride in being a "shitholder" and referencing his Greek heritage. Mudd argued that the President's preference for immigrants from Norway over those from black or brown nations is rooted in pure racism. The hosts mock Mudd's attempt to start a viral hashtag and debate whether the comments constitute racism or xenophobia. Keywords: [philip mudd](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/philip-mudd.md), [don lemon](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/don-lemon.md), [cnn](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cnn.md), [george tenet](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/george-tenet.md), [racism](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/racism.md), [norway](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/norway.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/999-nein-nein-nein/chapter/7.md) ### 8. Joy Reid, Identity Politics and Democratic Party Power Struggles (41:02–43:52) MSNBC's Joy Reid and guest Jason Johnson discuss how the President's rhetoric manifests in policy that excludes non-white and LGBT individuals. The analysis suggests that the "shithole" controversy is being used by the ethnic wing of the Democratic Party to pivot away from Hillary Clinton. Potential future candidates like Kamala Harris are mentioned as beneficiaries of this shift toward identity politics. Keywords: [joy reid](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/joy-reid.md), [jason johnson](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/jason-johnson.md), [msnbc](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/msnbc.md), [hillary clinton](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/hillary-clinton.md), [kamala harris](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/kamala-harris.md), [identity politics](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/identity-politics.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/999-nein-nein-nein/chapter/8.md) ### 9. Barbara Lee, Censure Resolution and Berkeley Politics (43:52–49:32) Representative Barbara Lee of California is leading a push to censure President Trump following his comments on Haiti and Africa. Censure serves as a public reprimand with no legal effect on the presidency, unlike impeachment. Lee previously attempted a similar resolution after the Charlottesville violence; the current effort seeks to force Republicans like Speaker Paul Ryan to go on the record against the President's language. Keywords: [barbara lee](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/barbara-lee.md), [paul ryan](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/paul-ryan.md), [censure](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/censure.md), [berkeley](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/berkeley.md), [house of representatives](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/house-of-representatives.md), [charlottesville](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/charlottesville.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/999-nein-nein-nein/chapter/9.md) ### 10. Ana Navarro, CNN Commentary and Reality TV News (49:32–52:47) Republican strategist Ana Navarro engages in a heated debate on CNN, calling the President's comments racist and dismissing those who defend him. The hosts criticize the "unwatchable" nature of modern cable news, comparing it to a reality show where pundits yell over one another. They question Navarro's standing as a Republican given her frequent alignment with Democratic talking points. Keywords: [ana navarro](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/ana-navarro.md), [cnn](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cnn.md), [republican](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/republican.md), john berman, [snowflake](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/snowflake.md), trump bashing [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/999-nein-nein-nein/chapter/10.md) ### 11. Major Garrett, Dick Durbin and Political Protocol (52:50–59:18) Major Garrett reports on the conflicting accounts of the Oval Office meeting, noting that Senators David Perdue and Tom Cotton did not recall the vulgarity. Senator Dick Durbin maintains the comments were "vile and vulgar" and repeated. The discussion touches on the breakdown of protocol regarding private meetings and draws a comparison to how Bill Clinton's actions changed public discourse on sexual acts. Keywords: [major garrett](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/major-garrett.md), [cbs news](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cbs-news.md), [lindsey graham](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/lindsey-graham.md), [tom cotton](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/tom-cotton.md), [bill clinton](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/bill-clinton.md), [protocol](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/protocol.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/999-nein-nein-nein/chapter/11.md) ### 12. African Union, Clinton Foundation and Media Distractions (59:41–1:05:47) The African Union and several individual nations, including Botswana and Senegal, formally complained about President Trump's remarks. The hosts suggest the controversy might be a distraction from a reported indictment involving the Clinton Foundation and financial issues in Australia. They also mention Anderson Cooper's emotional tribute to Haiti as an example of media theater. Keywords: [african union](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/african-union.md), [robert mugabe](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/robert-mugabe.md), [clinton foundation](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/clinton-foundation.md), [botswana](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/botswana.md), [senegal](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/senegal.md), [anderson cooper](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/anderson-cooper.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/999-nein-nein-nein/chapter/12.md) ### 13. No Agenda Art, The Dude Man and Episode 999 (1:05:48–1:07:36) The hosts acknowledge the artwork for the milestone episode, created by "The Dude Man," which features a "Vote Winfrey 2020" button. They thank the "Troll Room" participants, some of whom have been with the show since its early hundreds. The segment transitions into the value-for-value donation model, noting that the show remains ad-free despite the mainstreaming of profanity on television. Keywords: [no agenda art](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/no-agenda-art.md), the dude man, [oprah winfrey](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/oprah-winfrey.md), [troll room](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/troll-room.md), [austin](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/austin.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/999-nein-nein-nein/chapter/13.md) ### 14. Knighting Ceremony, Sir Gatekeeper and Diet Soda (1:07:37–1:10:26) Thaddeus Parker is knighted as "Sir Gatekeeper" following a $1,000 donation. He shares a story of being introduced to the show during a car ride and requests "diet soda and video games" as his theme. Additionally, Star Officer Dick Bangs receives "Service Donkey Karma" for his contribution and asks for wine recommendations, leading to a discussion on aging Bordeaux. Keywords: thaddeus parker, sir gatekeeper, [bordeaux](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/bordeaux.md), [george soros](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/george-soros.md), [knighthood](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/knighthood.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/999-nein-nein-nein/chapter/14.md) ### 15. Baron Rogue, Sir Michael and Southeast Asia Reports (1:10:28–1:14:05) Rogue, the Black Knight of the Okanagan Plains, is promoted to the rank of Baron. Thomas Newman is knighted as "Sir Michael of the Third World Southeast Asia," splitting his time between Singapore and Thailand. He requests "Jobs Karma" and a specific jingle, while the hosts discuss the wine-growing region of the Okanagan Valley in British Columbia. Keywords: okanagan valley, [singapore](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/singapore.md), [thailand](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/thailand.md), [vancouver](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/vancouver.md), [knighthood](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/knighthood.md), [baron](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/baron.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/999-nein-nein-nein/chapter/15.md) ### 16. Baron of Altadena, Alien Documentation and Jingle Requests (1:14:06–1:16:25) Sir Isaac of Altadena is named the "Baron of Altadena" after a donation of $766.33. He encourages the hosts to bring back more "second half of the show" content, specifically regarding alien sightings and government documentation. The segment includes a discussion of the geography of the Los Angeles foothills and various jingle requests. Keywords: [altadena](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/altadena.md), [pasadena](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/pasadena.md), [aliens](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/aliens.md), [performance art](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/performance-art.md), [jingles](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/jingles.md), [knighthood](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/knighthood.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/999-nein-nein-nein/chapter/16.md) ### 17. Operation Gladio, Strategy of Tension and Book Club (1:16:27–1:18:11) A producer recommends the book "Operation Gladio" by Paul L. Williams, which explores a "holy alliance" between the Vatican, the CIA, and the Mafia. The hosts connect the book's themes to the "strategy of tension" and the concept of "leave-behind" stay-behind armies in Europe. The book is nominated for the No Agenda Book Club. Keywords: [operation gladio](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/operation-gladio.md), [vatican](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/vatican.md), [cia](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cia.md), [mafia](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/mafia.md), [strategy of tension](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/strategy-of-tension.md), [book club](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/book-club.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/999-nein-nein-nein/chapter/17.md) ### 18. CBD Marketing, Sir Cal and Korean News Jingles (1:18:15–1:21:51) Sir Cal, a CBD entrepreneur from Michigan, reports on the success of his business, "Lavender Blossom," within the No Agenda community. He donates $333.33 and requests a jingle featuring a Korean news anchor. The hosts also discuss shipping issues with UPS and a potential meetup at a French dip restaurant in Los Angeles. Keywords: [cbd](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cbd.md), lavender blossom, [michigan](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/michigan.md), [ups](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/ups.md), [korea](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/korea.md), [knighthood](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/knighthood.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/999-nein-nein-nein/chapter/18.md) ### 19. Rocket Texas, Super Collider and Polish Vodka History (1:21:52–1:25:38) A discussion about "Rocket, Texas" leads to a story about the Super Collider project that was canceled during the Clinton administration. The hosts then pivot to the history of vodka, asserting that it was invented in Poland and that the country's scientific output, including Copernicus, suffered for 300 years due to the invention. Keywords: rocket texas, [bill clinton](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/bill-clinton.md), super collider, [vodka](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/vodka.md), [poland](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/poland.md), [copernicus](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/copernicus.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/999-nein-nein-nein/chapter/19.md) ### 20. Dame Nancy of New Jersey, Career Changes and Travel Karma (1:25:39–1:29:00) Nancy Misko is knighted as "Dame Nancy of New Jersey" after setting up a recurring donation. She requests "travel karma" for an upcoming cross-country drive with her husband. The hosts also revisit a previous donation from Brandon Trinic, who credited "Jobs Karma" for helping him secure a $41,000-a-year job and a new home. Keywords: [nancy pelosi](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/nancy-pelosi.md), [new jersey](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/new-jersey.md), [career](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/career.md), [travel](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/travel.md), [knighthood](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/knighthood.md), [dame](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/dame.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/999-nein-nein-nein/chapter/20.md) ### 21. Sir Stickton, Al Sharpton Compilation and Database Errors (1:29:01–1:34:58) Squire Stickton of Houston is knighted as "Sir Stickton of the Westside Villages" after sending a check originally written in June. During the segment, a database error occurs when Adam Curry attempts to find an Al Sharpton jingle. To cover the technical glitch, a compilation of Al Sharpton's teleprompter struggles is played, featuring his mispronunciations of various names and countries. Keywords: [houston](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/houston.md), [al sharpton](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/al-sharpton.md), [database](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/database.md), [windows](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/windows.md), [knighthood](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/knighthood.md), [jingles](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/jingles.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/999-nein-nein-nein/chapter/21.md) ### 22. Windows Insider Program, Cannabis Labs and Fake News Jingles (1:35:08–1:39:23) DJ Powerboy offers a tour of a CO2 cannabis extraction laboratory in Denver. Sir Nick from Michigan donates $220.69, a number referencing a Windows Insider "Fast Ring" build, to welcome Adam Curry into the "Micro-surftum." The segment includes a "Fake News" jingle and an announcement for a No Agenda meetup in Plymouth, Michigan. Keywords: [denver](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/denver.md), [colorado](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/colorado.md), [cannabis](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cannabis.md), windows insider, [fake news](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/fake-news.md), [michigan](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/michigan.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/999-nein-nein-nein/chapter/22.md) ### 23. Justin Trudeau, ISIS in America and Bernie Sanders Jingles (1:39:25–1:42:09) Carolyn Blaney from Toronto requests "Jobs Karma" and jingles related to Justin Trudeau and ISIS. Due to a lack of specific isolated clips, the hosts play a Bernie Sanders "Jobs" jingle instead. The discussion briefly touches on the difficulty of finding specific audio clips within their extensive database. Keywords: [toronto](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/toronto.md), [justin trudeau](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/justin-trudeau.md), [isis](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/isis.md), [bernie sanders](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/bernie-sanders.md), [nancy pelosi](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/nancy-pelosi.md), [jobs karma](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/jobs-karma.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/999-nein-nein-nein/chapter/23.md) ### 24. Fakeologist, WTC7 and Hyper-Realistic Drills (1:42:09–1:44:37) The creator of Fakeologist.com donates $200, praising the show's technical information and media analysis. The donor mentions "hyper-realistic drills" (HRD) and requests audio related to WTC7 and "service goats." The hosts discuss the importance of supporting new media and the "value-for-value" model. Keywords: [fakeologist](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/fakeologist.md), [toronto](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/toronto.md), [wtc7](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/wtc7.md), [drills](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/drills.md), [media analysis](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/media-analysis.md), [value-for-value](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/value-for-value.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/999-nein-nein-nein/chapter/24.md) ### 25. Ford Truck Gifts, Michigan State Trivia and Mystery Package (1:44:37–1:48:57) Adam Curry receives a care package from the "Michigan One Group," including a Ford F1 key rack and books on the Ford empire. John Dvorak quizzes Adam on Michigan state trivia, such as the state flower (Apple Blossom) and tree (White Pine). The segment ends with Adam receiving a heavy, 20-pound mystery package from Scandinavia via DHL, which he decides to save for Episode 1000. Keywords: [ford](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/ford.md), [michigan](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/michigan.md), [dhl](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/dhl.md), [scandinavia](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/scandinavia.md), apple blossom, [episode 1000](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/episode-1000.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/999-nein-nein-nein/chapter/25.md) ### 26. Paywall Workarounds, Archive.is and SearX Meta-Search (1:48:58–1:52:50) The hosts share "pro-tips" for bypassing media paywalls, specifically using Archive.is for the Wall Street Journal. They also promote SearX.me, an open-source meta-search engine that allows for decentralized, non-tracked searching. The discussion emphasizes the importance of moving away from Google and integrating No Agenda's own search tools into these privacy-focused platforms. Keywords: [wall street journal](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/wall-street-journal.md), archive.is, searx.me, [open source](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/open-source.md), [privacy](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/privacy.md), [search engines](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/search-engines.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/999-nein-nein-nein/chapter/26.md) ### 27. David Letterman, Netflix Series and Algorithmic Bubbles (1:52:51–1:58:57) John Dvorak reviews David Letterman's new Netflix show, "My Next Guest Needs No Introduction," criticizing Letterman's beard and the lack of a traditional producer to reign him in. The first episode features Barack Obama, who discusses how social media algorithms reinforce biases and create "bubbles." Obama cites an experiment where different users searching for "Egypt" received vastly different results based on their political leanings. Keywords: [david letterman](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/david-letterman.md), [netflix](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/netflix.md), [barack obama](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/barack-obama.md), [algorithms](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/algorithms.md), [egypt](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/egypt.md), [tahrir square](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/tahrir-square.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/999-nein-nein-nein/chapter/27.md) ### 28. FISA Reauthorization, Trump Tweets and Fox & Friends (1:58:57–2:04:06) President Trump caused confusion on Capitol Hill by tweeting skepticism about the FISA reauthorization, seemingly echoing a segment on Fox & Friends. After a phone call with Speaker Paul Ryan, Trump issued a follow-up tweet supporting the bill, which targets "foreign bad guys on foreign land." The hosts discuss the "kangaroo court" nature of the FISA system and its origins in the post-9/11 Patriot Act era. Keywords: [fisa](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/fisa.md), [donald trump](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/donald-trump.md), [fox and friends](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/fox-and-friends.md), [paul ryan](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/paul-ryan.md), [surveillance](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/surveillance.md), [patriot act](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/patriot-act.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/999-nein-nein-nein/chapter/28.md) ### 29. Moby, Intelligence Community and Russian Collusion Claims (2:04:07–2:09:06) Musician Moby claims in an interview with Pitchfork that active and former CIA agents approached him to spread information about Donald Trump being a "Russian agent." Moby asserts that the intelligence community is concerned about Trump being a "Manchurian candidate" involved with organized crime and Russian oligarchs. The hosts mock Moby's "low-ranked celebrity" status and his claims of having friends in the CIA. Keywords: [moby](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/moby.md), [cia](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cia.md), [fusion gps](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/fusion-gps.md), [dianne feinstein](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/dianne-feinstein.md), [russian agent](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/russian-agent.md), [manchurian candidate](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/manchurian-candidate.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/999-nein-nein-nein/chapter/29.md) ### 30. Mort Zuckerman, New York Real Estate and Mob Ties (2:09:07–2:14:03) The hosts discuss the long-standing grudge between Donald Trump and Daily News owner Mort Zuckerman, both of whom were rival real estate developers in New York. They speculate that Trump's past "favors" for Zuckerman might have involved mob connections, which they argue were a necessity for large-scale construction in the city. The segment contrasts these local ties with the broader allegations of Russian collusion. Keywords: [mort zuckerman](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/mort-zuckerman.md), daily news, [donald trump](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/donald-trump.md), [real estate](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/real-estate.md), [mob](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/mob.md), [new york city](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/new-york-city.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/999-nein-nein-nein/chapter/30.md) ### 31. Blockchain Hype, Kodak and Adbank Transparency (2:14:04–2:18:16) The "blockchain" trend is examined, noting how companies like Kodak and Long Island Iced Tea saw stock surges after rebranding as blockchain entities. A promotional video for "Adbank" is played, which claims to use a decentralized ledger to eliminate middlemen and combat advertising fraud. The hosts remain skeptical of the hype, comparing the marketing to previous social media gimmicks. Keywords: [bitcoin](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/bitcoin.md), [blockchain](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/blockchain.md), [kodak](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/kodak.md), [fintech](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/fintech.md), adbank, [advertising fraud](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/advertising-fraud.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/999-nein-nein-nein/chapter/31.md) ### 32. Dame Heather, Birthday Shoutouts and Jingle Requests (2:18:17–2:23:34) Heather Simpkin is knighted as "Dame Heather of Love and Light." A young listener named Shania from Hawaii sends a birthday donation, leading to a discussion about Hawaiian culture and "racist" mocking of the language. Other donors, including Mark Magpayo and Douglas Chick, request various jingles such as "Hot Pockets" and clips of William Hague. Keywords: heather simpkin, shania, [hawaii](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/hawaii.md), [hot pockets](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/hot-pockets.md), [william hague](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/william-hague.md), [knighthood](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/knighthood.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/999-nein-nein-nein/chapter/32.md) ### 33. Sir Donald of Nines, Chiropractic Douchebags and Amygdala Recovery (2:23:36–2:31:11) A large group of donors contributing $99.90 or $99.99 are acknowledged, including Sir Donald of Nines and Sir James Knight of Da Region. Chris Wilding from South Africa calls out his chiropractor, Dr. Mike Marinus, as a "douchebag" for not donating. Debra Bradley shares how the show helped "normalize" her amygdala after two weeks of watching mainstream news with her father. Keywords: [georgia](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/georgia.md), [south africa](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/south-africa.md), chiropractor, [m5m](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/m5m.md), [amygdala](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/amygdala.md), [knighthood](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/knighthood.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/999-nein-nein-nein/chapter/33.md) ### 34. Goat Meat, Culinary Racism and Slartibartfast (2:31:12–2:36:07) Following a donation from "Sir Slartibartfast," John Dvorak encourages listeners to try eating goat meat, claiming it is the most consumed meat globally but underappreciated in the U.S. due to "culinary racism." He provides cooking tips, suggesting a slow-cooked goat leg as a milder alternative to lamb. Adam Curry shares an anecdote about a San Francisco driver who kept a fresh goat in his trunk for a festival. Keywords: goat meat, slartibartfast, [lamb](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/lamb.md), [racism](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/racism.md), [whole foods](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/whole-foods.md), [san francisco](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/san-francisco.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/999-nein-nein-nein/chapter/34.md) ### 35. Sorghum Grains, Socialized Systems and Show Evolution (2:36:08–2:42:48) The discussion on "racist" foods continues with sorghum, a grain primarily consumed in Africa that is difficult to find in American supermarkets. The hosts reflect on how No Agenda, despite its capitalistic roots, has evolved into a "socialized" system supported by its producers. They credit early contributors like Paul Couture for helping shape the show's unique culture of art and jingles. Keywords: [sorghum](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/sorghum.md), [africa](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/africa.md), [capitalism](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/capitalism.md), [socialism](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/socialism.md), [paul couture](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/paul-couture.md), [jingles](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/jingles.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/999-nein-nein-nein/chapter/35.md) ### 36. Peerage Upgrades, Birthday List and Final Knighting (2:42:56–2:47:30) The final knighting ceremony for Episode 999 includes peerage upgrades for Sir Roag (Baron of the Palouse) and Sir Isaac (Baron of Altadena). The hosts announce the birth of Michalina Gardner and read a list of birthdays. The segment concludes with the traditional "Hookers and Blow" style list of rewards for the new knights and a reminder to pick up rings at NoAgendaNation.com. Keywords: michalina gardner, sir roag, baron of altadena, [knighthood](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/knighthood.md), [peerage](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/peerage.md), [rings](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/rings.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/999-nein-nein-nein/chapter/36.md) ### 37. War on Tamiflu, Pharmaceutical Side Effects and Flu Season (2:47:31–2:55:47) John Dvorak declares a "War on Tamiflu," citing reports of severe side effects in children, including hallucinations and psychosis. He argues that the pharmaceutical industry and the government push flu shots over antiviral treatments for financial reasons. Despite the negative reports, Dvorak defends the efficacy of Tamiflu if taken within the first 48 hours of symptoms, while Curry reads a list of potential allergic reactions. Keywords: [tamiflu](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/tamiflu.md), [flu shot](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/flu-shot.md), [bbc](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/bbc.md), [hallucinations](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/hallucinations.md), [psychosis](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/psychosis.md), [pharmaceutical industry](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/pharmaceutical-industry.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/999-nein-nein-nein/chapter/37.md) ### 38. CES 2018, Smart Toilets and Bathroom Etiquette (2:55:48–3:01:10) The 2018 Consumer Electronics Show (CES) featured a $6,500 smart toilet from Kohler that responds to voice commands. The hosts mock the "connected home" trend, sharing frustrations with Philips Hue lights and AI assistants. The discussion devolves into bathroom etiquette, with Dvorak insisting that everyone should close the toilet lid before flushing to prevent the spread of germs, especially on airplanes. Keywords: [ces](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/ces.md), [amazon echo](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/amazon-echo.md), [kohler](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/kohler.md), [smart home](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/smart-home.md), philips hue, airplane toilets [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/999-nein-nein-nein/chapter/38.md) ### 39. Social Media Backlash, Facebook Algorithms and SFO Mishaps (3:01:11–3:03:41) A perceived backlash against social networks is discussed, highlighted by Facebook's decision to prioritize content from friends and family over news, which caused a stock dip. The hosts also report on another "close call" at San Francisco International Airport (SFO) involving an Aeromexico plane that nearly landed on the wrong runway. Keywords: [facebook](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/facebook.md), [barack obama](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/barack-obama.md), [algorithms](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/algorithms.md), [sfo](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/sfo.md), aeromexico, [advertising fraud](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/advertising-fraud.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/999-nein-nein-nein/chapter/39.md) ### 40. NextGen Air Traffic Control, Privatization and Infrastructure (3:03:41–3:07:37) The U.S. aviation system faces significant infrastructure challenges, with major airports like JFK and Hartsfield-Jackson experiencing recent power outages and flooding. The discussion covers the "NextGen" air traffic control system, which uses satellite-based GPS (ADS-B) rather than 1950s-era radar. There is a push in Congress to privatize air traffic control and increase passenger facility charges to fund $100 billion in needed upgrades. Keywords: [faa](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/faa.md), [nextgen](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/nextgen.md), [ads-b](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/ads-b.md), [privatization](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/privatization.md), [infrastructure](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/infrastructure.md), [jfk airport](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/jfk-airport.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/999-nein-nein-nein/chapter/40.md) ### 41. Las Vegas Shooting Investigation, Search Warrants and Accomplice Theories (3:07:37–3:13:18) New details from unsealed search warrants in the Las Vegas massacre investigation reveal emails between Steven Paddock and an unidentified person regarding "bump stocks" and weapon stashes. The warrants suggest the possibility of an accomplice, contradicting the initial "lone wolf" narrative. The hosts reiterate their theory that the event was an arms deal gone wrong, noting the lack of transparency from Sheriff Joe Lombardo and the FBI. Keywords: steven paddock, [las vegas](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/las-vegas.md), [fbi](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/fbi.md), [search warrant](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/search-warrant.md), [joe lombardo](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/joe-lombardo.md), [gun running](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/gun-running.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/999-nein-nein-nein/chapter/41.md) ### 42. Tonya Harding, I Tonya Movie and Parenting Styles (3:13:19–3:16:48) The film "I, Tonya" and the real-life relationship between Tonya Harding and her mother, LaVona Golden, are discussed. Allison Janney's portrayal of the mother is praised for its accuracy. The segment includes clips of the real LaVona defending her "tough parenting" and Harding recounting being beaten with a hairbrush for not landing jumps, prompting the hosts to share their own childhood memories of discipline. Keywords: tonya harding, allison janney, [olympics](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/olympics.md), [abuse](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/abuse.md), hairbrush, [parenting](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/parenting.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/999-nein-nein-nein/chapter/42.md) ### 43. Dr. Eugene Gu, Twitter Shadowbanning and Tide Pod Challenge (3:16:51–3:21:49) Dr. Eugene Gu, a medical resident and activist, is suing President Trump for blocking him on Twitter. The hosts discuss "shadowbanning" and how to check if a user has been restricted. The segment also covers the "Tide Pod Challenge," a dangerous internet fad where teenagers bite into laundry detergent pods, leading to a 20% increase in calls to poison control centers. Keywords: eugene gu, [twitter](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/twitter.md), shadowban, tide pods, [poison control](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/poison-control.md), [trump](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/trump.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/999-nein-nein-nein/chapter/43.md) ### 44. Outro, Episode 1000 Teaser and End of Show Mix (3:21:49–3:32:15) Adam Curry and John C. Dvorak conclude Episode 999, teasing the upcoming 1000th episode on Thursday. They sign off from Austin and Silicon Valley, respectively, as the "Angry Men." The show ends with an extensive musical mix featuring themes of "shithole countries," "Bing It," and the Hawaii missile alert. 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