# Kebab Panic!

> Media narratives crumble as ABC News issues a massive correction on Michael Flynn, while European regulators target street food and the U.S. Senate pushes through a polarizing tax overhaul.

- **Show:** [The No Agenda Show](https://search.noagendashow.net/index.md)
- **Episode:** 987
- **Published:** 2017-12-03
- **Length:** 2h 46m
- **Topics:** [Brian Ross](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/brian-ross.md), [Michael Flynn](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/michael-flynn.md), [Glyphosate](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/glyphosate.md), Kebab ban, [Tax reform](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/tax-reform.md), [Net neutrality](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/net-neutrality.md), [Matt Lauer](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/matt-lauer.md)
- **Web page:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/987-kebab-panic

## About this episode

ABC News suspended investigative reporter Brian Ross for four weeks without pay following a false report regarding General Michael Flynn. The erroneous broadcast claimed Donald Trump directed Flynn to contact Russian officials during the 2016 campaign, a report that triggered a significant drop in the Dow Jones Industrial Average. ABC later clarified the directive occurred during the presidential transition, a standard diplomatic practice that contradicts the media narrative of illegal collusion.

Special Counsel Robert Mueller continues his investigation as Flynn enters a plea deal for lying to the FBI about conversations with Ambassador Sergey Kislyak. In the European Union, diplomats approved a five-year license extension for the herbicide glyphosate, while the Health Committee considers a ban on phosphate additives in frozen kebab meat. Meanwhile, the U.S. Senate passed a major tax reform bill in a 51-48 vote, and NBC News management faces scrutiny over the firing of Matt Lauer following reports that executives were aware of his behavior for years. In Hawaii, the Honolulu Police Department has begun ordering medical marijuana users to surrender their firearms, marking a significant Second Amendment conflict.

Adam Curry transitions the show's production to Windows 10 after years of Apple hardware issues, praising the speed of the MOTU audio interface. Former FBI Director James Comey sparked media frenzy with a cryptic biblical tweet from the Book of Amos following the Flynn indictment. The episode concludes with reports of cockroach and ant infestations at the White House, fueling rumors of the building's deteriorating condition.

## Chapters

Each chapter's transcript is at its own link. The whole transcript is at https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/987-kebab-panic/transcript.md.

### 1. Adam Curry Switches Podcast Production to Windows 10 (0:00–6:00)

Adam Curry announces a transition from Mac OS to Windows 10 for the production of the No Agenda show, citing Apple's alienation of video professionals and USB connectivity issues. The discussion covers the limitations of Linux for multimedia production and the functionality of Skype on various platforms. Curry expresses optimism about the speed and usability of Windows 10 despite minor interface quirks.

Keywords: [adam curry](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/adam-curry.md), [windows 10](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/windows-10.md), [apple](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/apple.md), [mac os](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/mac-os.md), surface, [skype](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/skype.md), [linux](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/linux.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/987-kebab-panic/chapter/1.md)

### 2. Windows File Explorer Issues and Audio Hardware Upgrades (6:01–9:40)

The hosts critique the Windows 10 File Explorer for its tendency to automatically optimize folders for specific media types, which disrupts file management. Technical details are shared regarding a new hardware setup featuring a Mark of the Unicorn (MOTU) audio interface. This device provides digital signal processing for EQ and compression, replacing a more expensive Universal Audio setup that required complex Thunderbolt adapters.

Keywords: [windows 10](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/windows-10.md), file explorer, [motu](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/motu.md), [mark of the unicorn](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/mark-of-the-unicorn.md), [thunderbolt](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/thunderbolt.md), [universal audio](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/universal-audio.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/987-kebab-panic/chapter/2.md)

### 3. Brian Ross Suspended for Erroneous Michael Flynn Report (9:40–15:41)

ABC News suspended investigative reporter Brian Ross for four weeks without pay following a false report regarding General Michael Flynn. The erroneous broadcast claimed Donald Trump directed Flynn to contact Russians during the 2016 campaign, causing a significant drop in the Dow Jones Industrial Average. ABC later clarified that the directive occurred during the presidential transition, which is a standard diplomatic practice.

Keywords: [brian ross](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/brian-ross.md), [abc news](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/abc-news.md), [michael flynn](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/michael-flynn.md), [donald trump](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/donald-trump.md), [dow jones](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/dow-jones.md), [robert mueller](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/robert-mueller.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/987-kebab-panic/chapter/3.md)

### 4. Media Reaction to Michael Flynn Guilty Plea (16:05–24:51)

The hosts analyze the exuberant reaction of Joy Behar on The View to the Michael Flynn news, characterizing it as a symptom of media delusion. The discussion details Flynn's plea deal for lying to the FBI about conversations with Russian Ambassador Sergey Kislyak regarding UN resolutions and sanctions. Evidence suggests the calls were directed by transition officials Jared Kushner and KT McFarland to manage international relations before the inauguration.

Keywords: [joy behar](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/joy-behar.md), [the view](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/the-view.md), [michael flynn](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/michael-flynn.md), [fbi](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/fbi.md), [sergey kislyak](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/sergey-kislyak.md), kt mcfarlane

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/987-kebab-panic/chapter/4.md)

### 5. Robert Mueller Investigation and Journalistic Standards (24:52–32:02)

Legal experts and journalists discuss the implications of Michael Flynn's cooperation with Special Counsel Robert Mueller. While Flynn faces potential jail time for false statements, the hosts argue the investigation is being used by the media to create a narrative of collusion despite a lack of evidence. The suspension of Brian Ross is highlighted as a rare instance of high-level disciplinary action for journalistic malpractice.

Keywords: [robert mueller](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/robert-mueller.md), [michael flynn](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/michael-flynn.md), [brian ross](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/brian-ross.md), [pierre thomas](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/pierre-thomas.md), [jeff pegues](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/jeff-pegues.md), [fbi](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/fbi.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/987-kebab-panic/chapter/5.md)

### 6. James Comey Quotes Scripture Following Flynn Indictment (32:04–35:06)

Former FBI Director James Comey posted a cryptic tweet featuring a biblical quote from the Book of Amos following Michael Flynn's guilty plea. Media panels on CNN interpreted the post as a moment of vindication for Comey after his firing by President Trump. The hosts mock the "weighty" nature of the tweet and the media's obsession with Comey's social media activity.

Keywords: [james comey](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/james-comey.md), [twitter](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/twitter.md), amos 5:24, [fbi](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/fbi.md), [donald trump](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/donald-trump.md), [cnn](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cnn.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/987-kebab-panic/chapter/6.md)

### 7. Obama Administration Sanctions and Russian Retaliation (35:06–36:43)

The discussion focuses on the timing of sanctions imposed by the Obama administration against Russia for election meddling in December 2016. Michael Flynn's subsequent request to the Russian government not to retaliate is framed by the media as a scandal, while the hosts view it as a logical attempt by an incoming administration to prevent escalation.

Keywords: [barack obama](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/barack-obama.md), [vladimir putin](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/vladimir-putin.md), [michael flynn](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/michael-flynn.md), [sanctions](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/sanctions.md), [russia](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/russia.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/987-kebab-panic/chapter/7.md)

### 8. Senate Passes Republican Tax Reform Bill (36:43–43:13)

The U.S. Senate passed a major tax reform bill in a 51-48 vote, moving the legislation toward a conference committee to reconcile differences with the House version. The bill includes a sunset clause for middle-class tax breaks in 2025 and has faced criticism for adding to the national deficit. A viral Facebook post from a disgruntled citizen is read to illustrate the intense emotional and political polarization surrounding the legislation.

Keywords: [us senate](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/us-senate.md), [republican party](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/republican-party.md), [bob corker](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/bob-corker.md), [tax cuts](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/tax-cuts.md), [middle class](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/middle-class.md), [facebook](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/facebook.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/987-kebab-panic/chapter/8.md)

### 9. European Union Renews Glyphosate License Amid Controversy (43:15–46:14)

EU diplomats approved a five-year license extension for the herbicide glyphosate, commonly known as Monsanto's Roundup. The decision caused a political rift in Germany after the agriculture minister voted in favor of the extension against the wishes of the environment minister. Environmental groups expressed disappointment, citing studies that label the chemical as a probable carcinogen.

Keywords: [glyphosate](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/glyphosate.md), [monsanto](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/monsanto.md), [european union](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/european-union.md), [angela merkel](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/angela-merkel.md), [germany](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/germany.md), [spd](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/spd.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/987-kebab-panic/chapter/9.md)

### 10. EU Health Committee Targets Phosphate Additives in Kebabs (46:14–52:20)

The European Parliament's Health Committee is considering a ban on phosphate additives in frozen kebab meat, citing links to heart disease. The move has sparked outrage in Germany and among kebab vendors who use the additives for moisture and flavor. The hosts speculate that the phosphate story may be a media distraction from the glyphosate renewal or a targeted move against Turkish food culture.

Keywords: phosphate, kebabs, [european parliament](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/european-parliament.md), health committee, [germany](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/germany.md), [shawarma](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/shawarma.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/987-kebab-panic/chapter/10.md)

### 11. Turkish Political Climate and Support for Erdogan (52:23–55:33)

An anecdote about a conversation with a Turkish mechanic reveals strong local support for President Recep Tayyip Erdogan. The mechanic credits Erdogan with modernizing Turkey's infrastructure and healthcare system, contrasting it with the "hellish" conditions prior to his leadership. The discussion notes the discrepancy between this perspective and Western media portrayals of the Turkish government.

Keywords: [recep tayyip erdogan](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/recep-tayyip-erdogan.md), [turkey](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/turkey.md), [fethullah gulen](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/fethullah-gulen.md), [infrastructure](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/infrastructure.md), [modernization](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/modernization.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/987-kebab-panic/chapter/11.md)

### 12. No Agenda Show Introduction and Art Credits (55:35–57:15)

The hosts officially open the show, thanking the "Troll Room" and artist Illuminadia for the episode's artwork. The art, titled "Fruit Machine," is described as looking like an archaeological discovery on animal hide. This leads into a teaser for a segment regarding the history of the "fruit machine" device.

Keywords: [adam curry](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/adam-curry.md), [john c. dvorak](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/john-c-dvorak.md), [illuminadia](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/illuminadia.md), [no agenda art](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/no-agenda-art.md), [fruit machine](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/fruit-machine.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/987-kebab-panic/chapter/12.md)

### 13. Producer Donations and Relocation Updates (57:16–1:07:41)

The hosts acknowledge significant donations from producers, including Mark Workman and Todd Cochran. A note from a producer named Cal describes his transition from a corporate job to farming lavender and medicinal herbs. This prompts a story about the benefits of CBD oil for treating arthritis in elderly patients, followed by several "de-douching" ceremonies for listeners.

Keywords: [mark workman](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/mark-workman.md), [todd cochran](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/todd-cochran.md), [cbd oil](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cbd-oil.md), [arthritis](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/arthritis.md), [de-douching](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/de-douching.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/987-kebab-panic/chapter/13.md)

### 14. London Meetup Recap and International Donations (1:07:43–1:13:56)

Adam Curry recaps a recent listener meetup in London, acknowledging donations made in British pounds. The discussion mentions the difficulty of spending 50-pound notes in the UK and the ongoing requests for the show to accept Bitcoin due to issues with PayPal. Several young listeners are given shout-outs at the request of their parents.

Keywords: [london](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/london.md), [birmingham](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/birmingham.md), [meetup](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/meetup.md), sterling, [bitcoin](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/bitcoin.md), [paypal](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/paypal.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/987-kebab-panic/chapter/14.md)

### 15. Michigan Local 1 Invitation and Detroit Sightseeing (1:13:57–1:16:50)

A formal invitation on parchment paper is delivered from the "Michigan Local 1" producer group, requesting a visit from the hosts. The discussion covers potential sightseeing locations in Detroit, such as the abandoned Packard plant and the old train station, while suggesting Ann Arbor as a better location for a formal meetup.

Keywords: [michigan](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/michigan.md), [detroit](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/detroit.md), [ann arbor](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/ann-arbor.md), brandon toy, [packard plant](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/packard-plant.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/987-kebab-panic/chapter/15.md)

### 16. Canadian Fruit Machine and Scientology E-Meters (1:16:52–1:24:09)

The hosts explore the history of the "fruit machine," a device used by the Canadian government in the 1950s and 60s to identify homosexuals in the civil service. The manufacturer of the device, Matheson, later produced the E-meters used by the Church of Scientology. The discussion includes anecdotes about L. Ron Hubbard's motivations for starting the religion, including a desire to avoid taxes.

Keywords: [fruit machine](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/fruit-machine.md), [lgbtq](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/lgbtq.md), [canada](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/canada.md), [scientology](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/scientology.md), [e-meter](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/e-meter.md), [l. ron hubbard](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/l-ron-hubbard.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/987-kebab-panic/chapter/16.md)

### 17. Sexual Harassment Update, The Men Who Cost Clinton the Election (1:24:12–1:27:25)

A New York Times op-ed by Jill Filipovic argues that journalists Matt Lauer, Charlie Rose, and Mark Halperin contributed to Hillary Clinton's 2016 loss through biased reporting. The hosts discuss how the "Me Too" movement is being used for personal vendettas and political takedowns. They question the timing of these allegations and their connection to high-profile media figures.

Keywords: [matt lauer](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/matt-lauer.md), [charlie rose](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/charlie-rose.md), [mark halperin](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/mark-halperin.md), [hillary clinton](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/hillary-clinton.md), [new york times](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/new-york-times.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/987-kebab-panic/chapter/17.md)

### 18. Matt Lauer Firing and NBC Management Denials (1:27:26–1:33:11)

NBC News management, including Andy Lack, claimed they had no prior knowledge of complaints against Matt Lauer before his firing. However, Variety magazine reported that dozens of staffers and executives were aware of Lauer's behavior for years. The segment also covers sexual assault allegations against music mogul Russell Simmons and a classic Norm Macdonald joke about Lauer's journalistic integrity.

Keywords: [matt lauer](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/matt-lauer.md), [nbc news](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/nbc-news.md), [andy lack](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/andy-lack.md), [savannah guthrie](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/savannah-guthrie.md), [variety](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/variety.md), [russell simmons](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/russell-simmons.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/987-kebab-panic/chapter/18.md)

### 19. John Conyers Resignation Calls and Legal Defense (1:33:17–1:36:25)

Nancy Pelosi called for the resignation of Congressman John Conyers following credible allegations of sexual harassment. Conyers' lawyer held a press conference defending the congressman, suggesting the allegations were retribution for firing an employee's daughter. The defense included showing photos of the accuser appearing friendly with Conyers at a social event to challenge the narrative of predatory behavior.

Keywords: [john conyers](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/john-conyers.md), [nancy pelosi](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/nancy-pelosi.md), [sexual harassment](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/sexual-harassment.md), barrister ball, [detroit](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/detroit.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/987-kebab-panic/chapter/19.md)

### 20. Gender Dynamics and Hollywood Hotel Room Anecdotes (1:36:26–1:42:06)

The hosts discuss controversial comments from Pamela Anderson and Angela Lansbury regarding women's responsibility in avoiding dangerous situations. This leads to a broader conversation about the tension between men and women in professional settings and an anecdote about a PC Magazine salesman's disastrous date with a "booth babe" who turned out to be a communist.

Keywords: [pamela anderson](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/pamela-anderson.md), angela lansbury, jessica chastain, [pc magazine](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/pc-magazine.md), [booth babes](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/booth-babes.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/987-kebab-panic/chapter/20.md)

### 21. Al Franken Groping Allegations and Afghanistan Broadcast Plans (1:42:07–1:46:15)

A fifth woman, Army veteran Stephanie Kemplin, has accused Senator Al Franken of inappropriate touching during a 2003 USO tour in Kuwait. Amidst this news, Adam Curry discusses plans for a potential "boots on the ground" broadcast from Kandahar, Afghanistan. The logistics of performing a live show from a military base are briefly explored.

Keywords: [al franken](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/al-franken.md), [cnn](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cnn.md), [uso tour](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/uso-tour.md), [afghanistan](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/afghanistan.md), [kandahar](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/kandahar.md), [boots on the ground](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/boots-on-the-ground.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/987-kebab-panic/chapter/21.md)

### 22. Psychiatrist Pamela Buchbinder Arrested for Brainwashing Plot (1:46:16–1:49:35)

Psychiatrist Dr. Pamela Buchbinder was arrested for allegedly brainwashing her cousin, Jake Nolan, to murder her ex-partner, Dr. Michael Weiss. Nolan attacked Weiss with a sledgehammer and a knife in 2012, claiming Buchbinder manipulated his bipolar disorder to turn him into a killer. Buchbinder's lawyer's comparison of her to "Wile E. Coyote" is mocked by the hosts.

Keywords: pamela buchbinder, jake nolan, michael weiss, psychiatrist, sledgehammer, [rikers island](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/rikers-island.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/987-kebab-panic/chapter/22.md)

### 23. CBS News Whipsaws and Non-Sequitur Reporting (1:49:36–1:52:50)

The hosts identify "whipsaws" in CBS News reporting, where an anchor's assertion is followed by a clip that fails to support the claim. Examples include reports on Senator Tom Cotton potentially becoming CIA Director and Secretary of State Rex Tillerson's relationship with President Trump. The segments are criticized for being lazy, non-sequitur journalism.

Keywords: [cbs news](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cbs-news.md), [jeff pegues](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/jeff-pegues.md), [tom cotton](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/tom-cotton.md), [rex tillerson](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/rex-tillerson.md), [north korea](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/north-korea.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/987-kebab-panic/chapter/23.md)

### 24. Producer Credits and Suomi Finland Centennial (1:52:50–2:01:20)

The hosts thank various producers for their financial support, including Brandon Toy and Sami Minkinen. A special shout-out is given to Finland (Suomi) for its 100th anniversary of independence on December 6th. The segment concludes with a reminder for listeners to check their PayPal subscriptions and a note on the numerology of episode 987.

Keywords: brandon toy, [finland](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/finland.md), suomi, [paypal](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/paypal.md), [numerology](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/numerology.md), [birthday](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/birthday.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/987-kebab-panic/chapter/24.md)

### 25. No Agenda Knighting Ceremony (2:01:20–2:03:04)

A formal knighting ceremony is held for several high-level donors, including Sir Kaz of 30 trees and Knight of the Everglades Chirag Patel. The hosts perform the traditional "Hookers and Blow" jingle and welcome the new knights to the No Agenda Round Table.

Keywords: [knighting](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/knighting.md), kaz, chris novak, nigel ewen, owen mckenzie, chirag patel

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/987-kebab-panic/chapter/25.md)

### 26. Vidme Shuts Down and the Challenges of Video Monetization (2:03:06–2:08:48)

The video sharing platform Vidme announced its closure, citing the inability to find financial sustainability in a market dominated by Google and Facebook. Their goodbye note details the high costs of storage and the difficulty of maintaining "brand safe" content for advertisers. The hosts warn that independent "creators" face a bleak future due to the "ad-pocalypse" and centralized platform control.

Keywords: vidme, [youtube](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/youtube.md), [google](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/google.md), [monetization](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/monetization.md), ad-pocalypse, [brand safety](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/brand-safety.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/987-kebab-panic/chapter/26.md)

### 27. Net Neutrality Myths and British Telecom Censorship (2:08:49–2:16:16)

The hosts argue that the net neutrality debate is a "bill of goods" sold by big tech companies like Google and Netflix to secure favorable regulations. They discuss the potential for government oversight to lead to the filtering of "illegal" traffic like blockchain or peer-to-peer packets. A specific example of censorship is noted in the UK, where British Telecom (BT) routers reportedly block access to independent sites like NoAgendaShow.com.

Keywords: [net neutrality](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/net-neutrality.md), [ajit pai](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/ajit-pai.md), [google](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/google.md), [netflix](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/netflix.md), [british telecom](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/british-telecom.md), [censorship](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/censorship.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/987-kebab-panic/chapter/27.md)

### 28. European Washing Machine Inefficiency and Energy Standards (2:16:16–2:18:38)

A critique of European washing machines highlights their small capacity and excessively long cycle times, often exceeding two hours. The hosts compare these "idiotic" machines to efficient American models, attributing the design to strict EU energy-saving mandates. The combo washer-dryer units are specifically singled out for leaving clothes damp after hours of operation.

Keywords: [washing machines](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/washing-machines.md), [bosch](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/bosch.md), [europe](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/europe.md), energy saving, [amsterdam](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/amsterdam.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/987-kebab-panic/chapter/28.md)

### 29. Meghan Markle Spy Theory and UN Equality Speech (2:18:38–2:25:15)

The hosts discuss a "spy theory" regarding Meghan Markle, suggesting her marriage to Prince Harry could be an intelligence operation involving the CIA or MI6. A clip of Markle speaking at a UN Women's conference is analyzed, where she tells a story about writing a letter to Hillary Clinton at age 11 to change a sexist dish soap commercial. The hosts express skepticism toward the authenticity of her childhood activism.

Keywords: [meghan markle](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/meghan-markle.md), [prince harry](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/prince-harry.md), [cia](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cia.md), [mi6](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/mi6.md), [hillary clinton](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/hillary-clinton.md), [united nations](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/united-nations.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/987-kebab-panic/chapter/29.md)

### 30. Hepatitis A Vaccine and Dengue Fever Risks (2:25:18–2:30:33)

Medical updates cover the symptoms and transmission of Hepatitis A, noting that the virus is rarely fatal and does not cause chronic disease. A significant warning is issued regarding Sanofi Pasteur's dengue fever vaccine, Dengvaxia, which may actually increase the risk of severe disease in people who have never been previously infected. The segment also notes the low effectiveness of the current year's flu vaccine.

Keywords: [hepatitis a](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/hepatitis-a.md), [vaccine](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/vaccine.md), [dengue fever](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/dengue-fever.md), [sanofi pasteur](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/sanofi-pasteur.md), [flu shot](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/flu-shot.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/987-kebab-panic/chapter/30.md)

### 31. Hawaii Air Raid Tests and Medical Marijuana Gun Seizures (2:30:34–2:34:11)

Hawaii has reinstated Cold War-era air raid siren tests in response to threats from North Korea, which the hosts characterize as state-sponsored terrorism. Additionally, the Honolulu Police Department has begun sending letters to medical marijuana users ordering them to surrender their firearms. This is identified as a major Second Amendment test case that could spread to other states.

Keywords: [hawaii](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/hawaii.md), [north korea](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/north-korea.md), [air raid](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/air-raid.md), [medical marijuana](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/medical-marijuana.md), [second amendment](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/second-amendment.md), honolulu police

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/987-kebab-panic/chapter/31.md)

### 32. Medical Marijuana for Autism Treatment in Minnesota (2:34:13–2:36:46)

Minnesota health officials have added autism spectrum disorders to the list of conditions qualifying for medical cannabis. Local news reports feature mothers describing how cannabis treatment ended self-injurious behavior and aggression in their autistic children. The hosts discuss the benefits of the treatment while questioning why the story was syndicated to the San Francisco Bay Area.

Keywords: [medical marijuana](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/medical-marijuana.md), [autism](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/autism.md), [minnesota](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/minnesota.md), [tourette's](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/tourette-s.md), [cannabis](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cannabis.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/987-kebab-panic/chapter/32.md)

### 33. White House Pest Infestations and Ant Anecdotes (2:36:46–2:46:09)

The show concludes with a report on cockroach and ant infestations at the White House, which the hosts link to Trump's alleged comments about the building being a "dump." This prompts a series of anecdotes about dealing with ant invasions and the "burning trick" to deter them. The episode ends with a final sign-off and a montage of clips featuring Maxine Waters and Bitcoin mentions.

Keywords: [white house](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/white-house.md), [donald trump](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/donald-trump.md), [ants](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/ants.md), [cockroaches](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cockroaches.md), [washington dc](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/washington-dc.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/987-kebab-panic/chapter/33.md)

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